THIS SUMER....

"AZIZ! LIGHT!"

>>213054932 (OP)
There's probably like three people on this whole site who even know of the Sumerians and their ziggurats.

>>213054932 (OP)
UDREEEEEEEAAAAA

>>213055143
literally everyone on Earth learns about Sumer in school you dipshit teenager

>>213054932 (OP)
Imagine if the Middle East wasn't a puritan life hating inbred shithole. Babylon, Jerusalem, Memphis, Alexandria, Damascus, Mosul etc. could be jewels in this world.
Abrahamic religions are a disease to semitic people.

One man was pushed too far, and now he's going to UR on the side of VENGEANCE.

ZIGGURAT PICTURES PRESENTS

EA-NASIR DIES AT DAWN

>>213054932 (OP)
Why aren't there any Sumerian kinks?

>>213055143
Retard we learn about memopotamia through the bible

>>213055430
>Memphis
>Alexandria
>Middle East
Geographically illiterate gibbon of a man you are

imagine a sitcom with these two...

>>213055430
>Abrahamic religions are a disease to semitic people.
half of those places survived till the Muslims conquered them literally because Jesus bro

>>213054932 (OP)
ONE DOG

>>213054932 (OP)
Imagine sitting atop that structure while people from all across the land come bearing you gifts. Literally the best time to be alive

>>213055706
>This summer
>Everyone's favorite dog
>Is coming to the big screen
>>Record scratch
>>So that just happened.
>Rob Schneider
>>Do you see that?
>And Adam Sandler
>>I can't see a thing!
>Who Let the Dogs Out starts playing
>>I need a drink
>Rated PG-13

>>213054932 (OP)
>OUT HERE IN THE FIELDS

>>213055594
oof, contrarian being pedantic is actually a fagot

>>213056378
Cyprus is culturally and historically Europe

>>213055430
those poor, agency-deprived semitic people

>>213056546
Wrong again, chudcel.

>>213055143
I thought it was Uluru when I first glanced at the thumbnail.

>>213055779
yes anon, that's literally how they invented (or discovered) astrology... just chillin, laid out on top of that thing, staring at the sky, while the soft murmur of the people reminded you that there is more to life
heaven on Earth

Why hasn't it been adapted yet? What are (((they))) afraid of?

>>213054932 (OP)
>POV: you are sumerian experiencing afterlife

>>213055430
>puritan
if muslims got something right it's this, alcohol does more harm than good to society

>>213056902
Alcohol has fuelled human civilization since the begining of time, retard

>>213054932 (OP)
The buddy comedy action flick of Sumer, starring Gilgamesh and Enkidu.
>>213055452
Ea-Nasir was a substandard copper merchant!

>>213056936
fuelled degeneracy only, fuck off kike

>>213055143
scholomance got ziggurats

>>213056755
kek same

>>213057435
it is literally a way to have safe water stored for long periods you moronic incel.

>>213055430
Shalom, Moshe

>>213056936
You don't drink. Why haven't you accomplished anything?

>>213057435
polyps are getting more uptight and retarded day after day

>>213056900
>don't stop believing

>>213057553
lol, surely that's the reason you defend it. the fact that "incel" is your insult of choice speaks volumes about you

>>213056726
>european part of Russia counts as Europe
>Turkey doesn't
retarded image

>>213056900
Sopranos finale spoilers

>>213054932 (OP)
I've been there

>>213054932 (OP)
Are there any kino's set in Sumer or Babylon? We got plenty of ancient Egyptian stuff.

>>213056755
*Ayers Rock

>>213058191
cool picture, thanks for sharing

>>213056900
Don't they go hang out in a big cave dressed in nothing but feathers with nothing to drink but libations?

>>213057435
Modern leisure drinking is pretty shit but alcohol prevented countless deaths with its antiseptic properties. All ages would drink low abv beers and wines rather than straight water because it was more sterile.

>>213055667
Title: "The Goat Clause"
Setting: Abraham’s mudbrick home in Ur.


---

[INT. ABRAHAM’S FLAT — DAY]

Abraham is furious. Ea-Nasir sits calmly, picking straw off his robe.

ABRAHAM:
You lost my goat!

EA-NASIR:
I didn’t lose it. He left. Of his own volition.

ABRAHAM:
He's a goat, not a priest! He doesn’t make volitions!

SARRATU (enters with a tablet):
I just saw the registry. Nasir pawned the goat to pay for copper.

ABRAHAM:
You sold my goat?

EA-NASIR:
Technically, leased. It’s a short-term asset transfer.

ABRAHAM:
He was supposed to mow the reeds!

EA-NASIR:
Now he’s mowing a temple courtyard. Gainfully employed.

[SHULGI JR. bursts in, covered in mud.]

SHULGI JR.:
Yo! Your goat just led a parade in the market. He’s a hero now. They’re calling him “Horny Moses.”

ABRAHAM (defeated):
I hate this city.


---

[FADE OUT.]

Tagline: "Next week, Ea-Nasir sues the goat for unpaid rent."

>>213055965
Kek

>>213055143
maybe in America because afaik the only history they learn is their own civil war and are kept sheltered from world history at large

>>213058253
Intolerance

>>213058827
>maybe in America because afaik the only history they learn is their own civil war and are kept sheltered from world history at large

>>213056755
Melting conspiracy triggerred

>>213056865
Nephilim propaganda

>>213058253
They would have to show how the most recent ancient world was built by survivors of the great flood.

>>213056902
>>213056936
without alcohol they arguably would have either been too agitated or too lazy to build walls
which were arguably invented in Mesopotamia and were a defining feature of every great civilization (defining the Christian one by its cities, which before the industrial era were a lot less degenerate than the countryside)

any wall kinos, lads?

>>213055143
Every single non retarded person knows about the Sumerians and their ziggurats. Basic history 101 retard.

The one thing people don’t talk about on this site for example is the ubaidians who occupied Mesopotamia prior to the Sumerians.
>>213055430
Atheist fedora tipper go back to reddït
>>213058253
No there was some cartoons I remember but that’s it. They need a movie on Akkadians vs Sumerians with like Ryan Gosling playing the Sargon of Akkad.

>>213058827
Europoor delusions

>>213059056
The Industrial Revolution and it’s consequences
>>213055667

They gotta include Ur Nammu who was the real man behind the first proper law system not Hammurabi. Hammurabi was inspired by Ur Nammu

>>213058891
>Intolerance
Neat, thanks.

>>213059081
>No there was some cartoons I remember but that’s it.
Can you name them? Even cartoons can be kino if well written and animated.

>They need a movie on Akkadians vs Sumerians with like Ryan Gosling playing the Sargon of Akkad.
That would be neat.

>>213059160
I heard the scorpion king revolves around it

They need to make a movie on the ancient civilization of Peru which is Norte Chico as well

>>213060011
>Norte Chico
>North Boy
>in South America

>>213060090
They also call it the Caral civilization
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caral–Supe_civilization

>>213059081
>The one thing people don’t talk about on this site for example is the ubaidians who occupied Mesopotamia prior to the Sumerians.

I´ve slipped this into a historical fantasy RPG I´m running that is set during the Ur I period.

In it they are kind of like "forerunners" - helped unlock a lot of the secrets of civilization. However they turned away from the gods and worshipped demons, and a great war killed them all.

>>213055143
The ziggurat is a kino shape. I would like to own one so that I could sit around on the top of it and overlook my domain

>>213055143
We had to study Ur and Uruk as some of the first cities in history in middle school my man. We had Gilgamesh as part of world literature in language class.
Maybe you’re from bumfuckistan where “education” is teaching you about soda brands.

>>213055398
Not in America. Only learned black history and about the holocaust.

When the Ziggurat of Ur was unearthed in the 1920s and 30s it was literally just a huge pile of eroded ruble. Then Saddam Hussein renovated it in the 80s to look like the original since he was larping WE WUZ MESOPOTAMIANS AND SHEEEEIT

>>213058253
The Scorpion King maybe?

>>213061490
>Hurr durr so funny even though it's obviously false hurr me laugh. Funny! Funny anon! Funny anon on anime site!
Get some friends loser

Ziggurats are real, not warcraft?

>>213061564
and then America blew it up and built an air base right next to it.
USA NUMBAH ONE BABYYYYYY!!!

>>213061755
Ya mon