Indiana Jones reboot - /tv/ (#213054955) [Archived: 216 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/24/2025, 10:17:29 PM No.213054955
The New Indiana Jones
The New Indiana Jones
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What artifact should he go after?
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 10:18:21 PM No.213054977
>>213054955 (OP)
deport him
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 10:18:51 PM No.213054993
>>213054955 (OP)
His brother's lost penis
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 10:59:31 PM No.213056053
>>213054955 (OP)
Pedro Pascal is the most astroturfed actor I've ever seen in my life. I'll hold my breath for Eddington but he hasn't been in anything worth a shit. He's basically a glorified TV actor. What gay world is this where a breakout phenomenon is a 50 year old closet case?
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 11:01:32 PM No.213056115
>>213054955 (OP)
The glow stick of the secret closet
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 11:02:37 PM No.213056143
>>213054955 (OP)
The lost foreskin.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 11:03:57 PM No.213056168
>>213054955 (OP)
The idea of artifact hunting is too racist for modern movies.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 11:07:38 PM No.213056235
1751795999972117
1751795999972117
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>>213054955 (OP)
He'd be raiding the British Museum and taking all those priceless artifacts back to Egypt
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 11:11:28 PM No.213056310
>>213054993
Heh
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 11:12:39 PM No.213056339
the_mummy_book_of_the_dead
the_mummy_book_of_the_dead
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>>213054955 (OP)
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 11:13:42 PM No.213056358
175268244571968221
175268244571968221
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>>213056235
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 11:13:48 PM No.213056361
>>213056053
He did a great job of grounding the new F4 and will be a great leader of the next phase of the MCU
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 11:14:00 PM No.213056365
>>213054993
Do you think the whole transition thing was because of the same thing as Adam Savage? Rape blob?
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 11:14:18 PM No.213056372
>>213054955 (OP)
He'll be taking trans kids from their conservative parents
>"She" belongs in a foster home!
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 11:14:28 PM No.213056376
>>213054955 (OP)
The golden Hand of Midas so that he'll have a hand to hold forever and never have to worry about social anxiety ever again.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 11:15:01 PM No.213056394
>>213054955 (OP)
He’s already sick of doing that 4 handsign.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 11:16:33 PM No.213056426
>>213054955 (OP)
Napoleons gym shorts
Caesars laurels
Goerings train set
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 11:16:59 PM No.213056439
>>213056365
Has to be. Unless they had really early access to anime and discord.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 11:17:52 PM No.213056451
>>213056372
waow…
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 11:18:23 PM No.213056464
>>213054955 (OP)
The Spear of Destiny, only to find that it never really existed and that Christianity is built on a lie
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 11:32:34 PM No.213056788
>>213054955 (OP)
The legendary Golden Butt Plug of Sodom and Gomorrah.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 12:30:59 AM No.213058258
Haha oh a reboot? Haha I'm just probably not going to watch it hha. You won't get any of my money SORRY. If I want to watch a reboot I'll go see a cobbler LOL :)