Thread 213058180 - /tv/ [Archived: 387 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/25/2025, 12:27:50 AM No.213058180
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who was in the wrong here?
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 12:28:46 AM No.213058201
>>213058180 (OP)
I liked how they implied that Jack fucked her without adding in an awkward sex scene.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 12:29:42 AM No.213058224
>>213058201
They implied nothing of the sort. Meds unironically.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 12:30:02 AM No.213058232
>>213058201
it was a kids movie
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 12:30:10 AM No.213058238
>>213058201
He did not. Stop trying to add perverted notions to my childhood kino
She was pure and for Will only
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 12:31:17 AM No.213058269
>>213058238
She was drunk as fuck and feeling hopeless. It didn’t mean anything
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 12:32:29 AM No.213058293
>>213058180 (OP)
The fire.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 12:35:16 AM No.213058352
>>213058201
based jack sparrow
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 12:43:49 AM No.213058539
>>213058180 (OP)
her that bitch burnt the fucking rum!
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 12:45:04 AM No.213058555
>>213058224
>>213058238
>they get all cuddly while drinking
>cuts to Elizabeth burning all the rum in the morning
It couldn’t be more obvious what happened.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 12:46:35 AM No.213058588
>>213058555
Yes but you’re retarded so you missed it. She was getting him drunk and playing along so that she could burn the rum, she wasn’t actually drunk
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 12:48:42 AM No.213058638
>>213058588
This, coom brain retard completely missed it
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 12:49:48 AM No.213058665
>>213058588
Keep coping.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 12:52:25 AM No.213058706
>>213058180 (OP)
She was obviously in the wrong. Although Jack for all his street smarts and worldliness should have known not to trust a woman with the location of the rum stash. Especially an extremely beautiful headstrong woman from the elite class in what the Victorian era?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 12:59:29 AM No.213058871
>>213058180 (OP)
We didn't know how good we had it with these movies
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:04:25 AM No.213059005
>>213058555
>>213058588
He’s right though. It shows her specifically NOT drinking and just pretending. Then Jack passes out. You’re either a troll or a retard.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:05:09 AM No.213059020
>>213058238
Anon the 2nd movie was literally about Elizabeth being horny
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:07:13 AM No.213059067
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>>213058201
>>213058555
You really this dense, anon?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:09:56 AM No.213059153
>>213058555
>clever Elizabeth plays into Jack’s ego to get him to let down his guard
>does something he would never allow while he’s passed out

Jack is a lovable scoundrel, him actually fucking a 17 year old would put him too far into gray. He’s allowed to find her attractive but him saying “it would never work”’ is simultaneously funny and honorable.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:14:35 AM No.213059287
>>213059153
zoomers are mentally ill
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:31:44 AM No.213059715
>>213059153
stop deluding yourself
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:33:22 AM No.213059755
>>213058180 (OP)
Keira Knightley is such a terrible fucking actress. She completely ruined the movies.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:35:26 AM No.213059809
I love weddings, drinks all around!
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:47:56 AM No.213060051
>>213059755
eh to be fair Bloom was pretty shit too, if it weren't for Depp and Geoffrey Rush there'd have never have been a sequel
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:03:45 AM No.213060422
>>213060051
True. Bloom's flat performance ruins every movie he's ever been in.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:04:38 AM No.213060447
>>213058555
It couldn't be more obvious you're a dimwit.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:08:04 AM No.213060553
>>213058180 (OP)
>WHY ARE THE MEGAPINTS GONE?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:09:00 AM No.213060580
>>213058555
Willbros, not like this...