Thread 213058563 - /tv/ [Archived: 379 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/25/2025, 12:45:25 AM No.213058563
YOU LOSE SNYDERBROS HA HA HA HA HA HA
YOU LOSE SNYDERBROS HA HA HA HA HA HA
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Leaked spoilers for the upcoming Supergirl movie: The Snyderverse is still dead lol
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 12:48:18 AM No.213058626
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>muh brandwars
Why is everything like this now
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 12:49:53 AM No.213058666
>>213058563 (OP)
I’m so tired of these fanfic “leaks” on this board, easily the worst form of shitposting in the world
They’re never (NEVER!!!) real and such a wild thing to waste your time on
Like read a book or something retard
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:09:52 AM No.213059149
>>213058563 (OP)
That's no spoiler, everyone already knows that.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:10:38 AM No.213059169
>>213058563 (OP)
Snyderjeets will be seething for 10 years minimum
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:13:42 AM No.213059259
SuperZAMN
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:14:44 AM No.213059289
>>213058563 (OP)
Superman licks the superpussy with his Supertongue???????
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:16:07 AM No.213059331
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>>213059289
uhh heeelloooo he's my cousin (and a bitch)
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:16:28 AM No.213059339
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>movie with zero cultural impact followed by movies that would have flopped even a decade ago
I'm so glad capeshit is dead, the very concept of a superhero is retarded and any adult eating this shit up should feel ashamed of themselves.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:16:36 AM No.213059342
>>213058563 (OP)
damn that sounds hella based, do ya have a source on that?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:17:24 AM No.213059362
>>213059289
Superfreak sucks toes with that supertongue
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:18:37 AM No.213059398
>>213058563 (OP)
>>213059331
kryptonians b crazy n shit
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:19:28 AM No.213059411
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>>213058563 (OP)
>>213059331
So hecking wacky, fellow millennials
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:20:03 AM No.213059434
>>213058563 (OP)
Yeah, it was good, but I'm morbidly curious what McQuarrie's movie would've been like.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrVKuzbZ8M0
Based on Top Gun, I'd imagine even his GL movie would've been much better than the one with Reynolds.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:22:48 AM No.213059507
>>213058563 (OP)
Kek. Get fucked Snyderjeets.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:23:18 AM No.213059517
average american
average american
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>>213059339
But Anon, Americans are hecking depressed because of orange man, they need their multi millionaire, audience tested product meant to promote merchandise in order to cheer then up, the anti depressants aren't working anymore
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:24:05 AM No.213059538
Gunnjeets are truly pathetic lmao.
Your movie will never make a billion, like Donner's did.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:24:18 AM No.213059548
>>213059434
Seeing MI movies it might have had some proper action scenes, and it wouldn't have felt like it was written by a woman.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:27:18 AM No.213059613
>>213059169
They've been seething since 2016 so it's almost 10 years.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:28:31 AM No.213059636
>>213059517
the eternal mulatto studfarm
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:29:37 AM No.213059649
>>213059548
>capeshit with good action
Hasn't happened since Days of Future Past.
It's like superhero movies are forced to be as lame as possible in every aspect.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:30:22 AM No.213059674
Now that the Snyderverse is dead, all that's left to do is to get all the remaining Snyderjeets to kill themselves.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:37:55 AM No.213059857
>>213059674
I still find this flamewar perplexing, mostly at the idea that people care so much about Superman, the lamest, most boring superhero of all, to fight over which depiction bored less.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:39:20 AM No.213059884
>>213059857
>I don't understand the appeal of vehicles so how come these people are arguing what car would be better for off-road travel
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:39:49 AM No.213059892
>>213059857
No one cares about Superman, the entire internet just really, really, really hates Snyder bros.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:41:20 AM No.213059919
>>213059892
>No one cares about Superman
I care, it can be kino when done right
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:43:05 AM No.213059951
>>213059884
Yes.
Why?
Why does anyone care about the superhero equivalent of a salad with no seasoning?
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:45:28 AM No.213060002
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:45:40 AM No.213060007
>>213059951
>white people don't season dey food
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:46:25 AM No.213060024
>>213059892
>the entire internet just really, really, really hates Snyder bros.

Sonicfags like them. Because thanks to Snyderetards, Sonicfags are no longer the most pathetic punching bag on the internet.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:47:12 AM No.213060042
>>213060007
Is this some kind of american retardation?
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:48:18 AM No.213060061
>>213058563 (OP)
reminder that MCU is totally dead so snyder still managed to lose a one man race.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:49:14 AM No.213060076
>>213060042
No? maybe you're an overseas retard, I didn't imply strictly American
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:50:04 AM No.213060095
>>213060024
Star Wars fans are still worse than either of them.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:52:07 AM No.213060139
>>213060095
While that might be true, they're still not more "pathetic" than Sonicfags or Snyderetards. You can admit to liking Star Wars without getting laughed out of the room, unlike the other two.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:52:31 AM No.213060146
>>213060095
Difference is Star Wars was once good, unlike superhero movies which have always been awful.
It also has the advantage that the main characters don't wear clown costumes.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:56:23 AM No.213060224
>>213060139
One time I was driving and saw a fatso in a Sonic the Hedgehog shirt standing by himself on the side of the road. I rolled my window and yelled "nice shirt, LOSER!" and drove off.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:56:40 AM No.213060232
>>213060146
You could tell Star Wars's story within the world of superheroes along with something in a medieval setting and a bunch of other settings. As a genre it's flexible as fuck.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:58:23 AM No.213060268
>>213059951
It boils down to personal preference, but more isn't always better. Take Cable for example. Intricate design, backstory, powers and pouches. Lots and lots of pouches.
Would anyone care to see a solo Cable movie? Let's assume for the sake of the argument they would. Would it be nearly as popular as a Superman movie? Highly unlikely
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:58:37 AM No.213060279
OH MY GOD FUCK OFF. Why are Gunners so fucking evil? Snyder fans are some of the most intelligent and kindest people out there but we get trolled by you fucking CUNTS all the time. I wish I could kill you all, burn you fucking shits alive and crack open your skulls with stone busts of Cavill and Affleck. Fuck off and die
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:58:39 AM No.213060280
>>213060232
Except the biggest flaw of superheroes are what define it; the silly costumes, and every single superhero being mary sues and gary stues.
And nowadays it seems bad comedic dialogue and awful action have been attached to that definition.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:58:55 AM No.213060289
>>213060095
Star Wars is normiecore. No normies like Snydershit. It's strictly for autists only.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:59:59 AM No.213060319
>>213060279
hnnng
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:00:36 AM No.213060335
>>213060280
>the silly costumes, and every single superhero being mary sues and gary stues
Sooo like Star Wars? The more I think about it, it's literally no different. The appeal comes from the fact that it had competently made movies early on.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:01:39 AM No.213060363
>>213060279
lel
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:03:08 AM No.213060406
>>213060335
I don't remember Luke or Anakin wearing clown suits.
Not to mention that Anakin was an utter failure and Luke only did good after he got his ass kicked so hard it turned him into a completely different person.

>The appeal comes from the fact that it had competently made movies early on.
Superheroes didn't.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:03:17 AM No.213060411
>>213058563 (OP)
If I have learned anything this month it’s that people will not shut up about Snyder 1-5-10 years from now. If only Gunn didn’t phone the movie in with a half baked script and terrible visuals. Snyder still serves as the big antithesis to McDonald’s capeslop. And if Superman is the best the DCU has to offer for the foreseeable future then yeah it’s cooked.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:04:26 AM No.213060439
Gunn era will die faster than Snyder era did, these side films arent making a billion like aquaman and wonder woman did
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:04:49 AM No.213060458
>>213060411
Snyder will still be huge news in 5 years when he finally an hero's kek
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:06:49 AM No.213060519
>>213060406
That's a matter of personal preference, as is the notion that, say, Batman is less realistic than Jurassic Park. It's all shades of escapism, you just pick your poison as it were.
A Star Wars lightsaber duel falls apart the moment you consider that by simply switching off the saber and turning it back on, you can immediately win a duel unlike with a real sword made of metal. Yet, no one in the movies does it even once. Because it's suspension of disbelief. If you can suspend your disbelief for Star Wars, you could certainly do it for a superhero movie. In your case, you simply have an aesthetic preference of one over the other.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:08:46 AM No.213060577
>>213060406
Overall, I'd say superhero comics have more depth to them than Star Wars. Only the EU has comparable depth, and maybe some of the vidya like KOTOR. And Disney shat all over that of course.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:12:28 AM No.213060685
>>213060519
>A Star Wars lightsaber duel falls apart the moment you consider that by simply switching off the saber and turning it back on, you can immediately win a duel unlike with a real sword made of metal.
It's a techniqye called trakata.
And yes, the action involving Jedi in the movies has always left some things to be desired since they seem to forget they can use the Force.
It's why I think videogames depict Jedi action better than the movies.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:14:14 AM No.213060734
>>213060577
The comics are capeshit at their worst, any media that introduces multiverses becomes unbearable.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:16:06 AM No.213060780
>>213060685
That's fair enough, but my point is that both are on the same level of fantasy, at least to me. And Star Wars has never been hard sci-fi. Boba Fett needing to put on armor to do his shit, and Iron Man doing it aren't strictly dissimilar.
Nate Gunray wearing his people's garb isn't that dissimilar to Superman wearing Kryptonian garb, which from a human perspective looks unnatural or silly.
As franchises, the storytelling is similar.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:17:50 AM No.213060830
Star Wars is just capeshit in the desert.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:17:54 AM No.213060833
>>213060734
The comics mog the movies in terms of the quality and depth of the storytelling. Not one single movie has been better than the best comics, granted, none of the movies have been as bad as the worst comics either.
Star Wars started off as a movie franchise so this gives the films more of an advantage, but some of the books are a lot more mature and layered than the movies.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:25:06 AM No.213061059
>>213060830
It's comics, there's nothing to them.
There's a reason why everytime something is comic accurate it just means it's stupid, like those pijamas the Fantastic 4 wear in that new movie,
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:26:02 AM No.213061085
>>213061059
>it's stupid
yes
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:39:58 AM No.213061484
>>213060458
Redeeming Snyder is a tall order given how much the internet is shitting on him right now and the only way I see it happening is if Gunn forsakes the big characters in favor of niche ones. That being, taking too long on their movies and downplaying their characters. To the point where people appreciate Snyder for focusing on what mattered regardless of his interpretation. Needless to say Superman’s treatment this movie isn’t sustainable, he should be the best character in his own movie. You can tell Gunn had more fun working with Guy and MrT. Gunn will also need to kick things up a notch visually.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:41:17 AM No.213061524
>>213060830
Capeshit wishes it had the visuals of Star Wars
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:45:23 AM No.213061616
>>213058563 (OP)
>Snyderverse is still dead

Just as dead as this new Gunn verse. At least the Snyderverse still has followers years later.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:49:31 AM No.213061748
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>>213058563 (OP)
New movie was ok but I have yet to see a 1:1 depiction of the comics brought to life
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:50:52 AM No.213061790
>>213061748
I liked this even though it was just a vidya trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WYwXer0sgU
Makes me think these movies should just all be CGI ala Love, Death & Robots
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:53:00 AM No.213061853
>>213061748
God, I hope you aren't implying Alex Ross is somehow representative of anything but a tiny stack of Alex Ross comics.
Kingdom Come and Justice have as much in comic with DC broadly as Earth X has with Marvel's monthly stuff.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:54:07 AM No.213061884
>>213061748
Just wait for the DCEU Kingdom Come movie in 2035 or something
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:58:43 AM No.213062031
>>213058563 (OP)
>>213059169
>>213059507
>>213059613
>>213059674
>>213059892
>>213060024
Obsessed.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:15:10 AM No.213062448
>>213062031
You mean like the fags desperately insisting this movie is bad and a flop

>These 7 posts I took the time to link all say that you're obsessed not me
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:17:36 AM No.213062500
The action scenes were better than Man of Steel
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:23:31 AM No.213062656
>>213062500
Weakest bait ever
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:28:19 AM No.213062772
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>>213059857
>to fight over which depiction bored less.
DC is a broad church. Gunnjeets and Snyderjeets are the loudest online. That's all.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:32:56 AM No.213062895
dorkshit
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>>213060411
>And if Superman is the best the DCU has to offer for the foreseeable future then yeah it’s cooked.
It is because Superman 78 set the bar for cinematic quality. All we have now is TV tier with a higher budget.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:35:59 AM No.213062961
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>>213061884
>Just wait for the DCEU Kingdom Come movie
Why wait?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:52:12 AM No.213063411
Supergirl has Jason Momoa attached to it, it's not going to flop.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:54:30 AM No.213063463
>>213058563 (OP)
Kek
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:57:35 AM No.213063541
It's weird to me how a guy who was being interviewed at the back of a Gamestop a few years ago is now the Superman director
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMKrMv7toHs
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:52:22 AM No.213064935
>>213060280
I don't know a single hero named gary. Take your meds retarded schizo
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:57:16 AM No.213065060
>>213058563 (OP)
>tfw when you are gay and see a ripe, glistening Jewish asshole
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:01:34 AM No.213065148
>>213059169
>>213059613
isnt that what gunnjeets have been doing? They got their dream forgettable movie and theyre still crying about MoS and BvS
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:22:14 AM No.213065601
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>>213063411
>it's not going to flop
You sure about that?