>jews
>indians
>rape
>why aren't you laughing?

>>213063485 (OP)
>dude you're so old where's your wife

>>213063513
She’s an Asian zoomer. Leave Sam alone. He’s done more for the white race than any of you mystery meat jeets have done for your own lives.

Sam Hyde is one of those people who has immense potential to be genuinely funny, stuff like fishtank shows he can do creative stuff if he tries, but he is way to caught up in being an obnoxious edge lord.

>>213063546
What's her name? Does she go to a different school?

>>213063582
>What's her name? Does she go to a different school?
I vividly remember hearing something like this from /snow/ or kiwifarms. He has a kid too I think.

gorilla nest

>>213063485 (OP)
>WHY AREN'T YOU LAUGHING?! THAT'S IT! GET INTO THE GORILLA NEST!!!!

>>213063568
Some people are provocateurs first, some people are naturally funny but don't want to progress to the "end state" of what a comedian is, which is writing comedy shows, doing Netflix specials, rubbing shoulders in Hollywood and raping kids.
People like Sam Hyde and Nick Mullen are fine with settling

>>213063485 (OP)
It's actually pathetic how you can tell he gets his ''jokes'' from 4chin

It's crazy how insecure he is about his masculinity, that's why he has to blast steroids all day and do ghetto shit trying to be the "alpha" dog in every room. Notice he only surrounds himself with the most beta low test losers that are usually ten years his junior in an effort to look better in comparison

>>213063485 (OP)
>pedo priests raped me in a van!
>why aren't you laughing?

>>213063485 (OP)
>over 40
>no kids
Yeah I'm taking advice from this guy....

>>213064394
He adopts burnouts straight off the streets/their moms house.

>>213064314
A guy making jokes he got off 4chan is less bad as faggots like critical drinker, who literally scan the catalogue for the general sentiment of a new movie and read out posts for verbatim.
I think Sam is definitely just repeating 4chan opinions, but 4chan opinions are now just the norm of raunchy edgy white guys.

>>213063485 (OP)
skibidi chungus

>>213064215
Comparing Nick to Sam Hyde is a funnier joke than anything Hyde has ever said

>>213064778
>critical drinker, who literally scan the catalogue for the general sentiment of a new movie and read out posts for verbatim
Counterpoint: every drinker video is the same. He doesn't need to scrape 4chains for opinions.

>>213065126
True, he probably was the first guy to get AI to write his script.
At the same time, he really does post here and seethe when nobody sucks his dick lol

>>213065067
baskin cram

>>213063485 (OP)
hehe the entire country is filled with trash, they live in filth haha

>>213063485 (OP)
>tries to mount an elderly man from behind
>tries to kiss him
>refuses to eat seed oil
erm i guess im eating seed oil so i dont turn GAY

rock

>>213066565
>B-but we use water to clean our asses!

>>213063485 (OP)
>jews
>indians
>rape

>>213063485 (OP)
>the reptilians, they're here.

>>213068260
>N-no! That shirt is too loud! It's cringe!

>>213063485 (OP)
Wow Harlan you're stronger than you look. Huff
Do you huff work out huff.
Where's the Bengay (been gay? Haha geddit?) huff
I blew out my back while getting raped by Alaskans. huff
It's the rape capital of the world.

>>213063485 (OP)
>leviathan vehicles of deceptive width
>circumcize the wymyn oyaya

Baskin roberts

>>213069904
kek!

>>213063485 (OP)
>jews
>indians
>rape
LMAO

Someone post more Simpsons and FamG threads. I've been crammed.