Paramounts paid $1.5b for 50 new episodes of South Park yet can't find the sheckels for Stephan "One Joke" Colbert

That's because South Park is actually funny & popular. And now that it's made fun of Trump, no one can legitimately claim Colbert got cancelled for Trump bashing. Seethe, leftoids!

>>213064089 (OP)
Did they actually make fun of Paramount by name?

>>213064398
Dozens of times, yes.

>>213064398
They depicted 60 minutes with the brand new anchors and the anchors walk on eggshells defending Trump because they don’t want to be sued.

>>213064089 (OP)
>have 1.5 billion dollar budget
>still us AIslop in episodes
pathetic

>>213064089 (OP)
>South Park is actually funny & popular
what decade are you from? anyone talk about it until this latest trump crap? hasn't been funny since 'naggers'

>>213064089 (OP)
South Park will at least have a funny episode once in awhile. These talk shows are literally never funny.

>>213064089 (OP)
Well, when South Park made fun of Trump, people cared. When Colbert does, nobody cares.

>>213064089 (OP)
Trump sued the network and in good faith (So he won't want to sue again) they cancelled the Colbert show.
But let the joke ensue with South Park.

>>213064721
>These talk shows are literally never funny
they were never laugh out loud funny...but better than anything else on at 11:30 on basic cable back in the day...and hey, you might see a decent band or some cleavage showing actress. just a different age

>>213064941
It was hilarious but you're seething.

>>213064089 (OP)
Obviously South Park makes money and Colbert doesn't.
It's not rocket surgery.

>>213064352
That's because it's been only 24 hours since the episode aired.
Colbert's joke that supposedly killed his show was months ago.

>>213064865

Maybe the joke is Colbert would have his viewers or lack thereof believe because of lol Drumpf lol while Parajews pay South Park over a billion dollars for what amounts to Trump South Park Hentai

>>213064089 (OP)
>Maybe they'll release another ManBearPig episode to patronize the right wing again.
i really need to know the behind the scenes here, how were they able to release this episode?

>>213064588
Pretty sure the AI segment was a head replace. The rest of his body was performed by an actor.

>>213064959
>It was hilarious but you're seething.
seething about what? i chuckle at dave's top ten list or whatever shtick conan was doing, but it was always pretty mid

>>213064612
>hasn't been funny since 'naggers'
wrong. now that south park is yet again making lazy penis jokes about orange man it's the most salient and refreshing it's ever been.

>>213064865
>Trump sued the network and in good faith (So he won't want to sue again) they cancelled the Colbert show.
Blumpf sued Paramount because they defamed him. Colbert got cancelled because his show was losing $40 million a year.

>$1.5b for 50 new episodes
it was for the streaming rights of the whole show, not just new episodes

>>213064566
>defending trump
>entire lawsuit was over edits defending kamala
Holy strawman

>>213065256
it was extortion lets be honest

>>213065256
this was also after they spent the last 4 years crying about the need to censor people for spreading "misinformation and disinformation"
yet they lie and misinterpret facts constantly for decades

>>213065389
Just keep telling yourself that, leftie. You really have no idea what's going on, do you.

"They cancelled NPR! That was like my favorite show ever!" -Cartman

>>213064089 (OP)
South Park is worth more than Colbert.
It has a younger fanbase and it sells merchandise and games.

>>213066897
South Park good Colbert bad

>>213064089 (OP)
>$1.5b
I think that's about what it cost them to clean up Casa Bonita

Why are libtards incapable of understanding that it doesn't matter to the accountants or suits if Colbert is funny or not? They only care about losing $40 million a year. It's not that complicated. They're not even replacing him either, they're just getting rid of it entirely because late night talk shows are a dead format that nobody under the age of 50 watches.

>>213066897
>It has a younger fanbase
does it though? I bet if I ask my normie zoomer employees if they watch South Park they'll say "no".

>>213064352
Trump is already complaining about them, just wait

>>213064865
They probably wanted an excuse to get the rid of Colbert anyway

>>213067728
It's a bit like AI is for companies, layoffs normally look bad so they have often been avoided in past even though the people and projects have been unproductive.

But once they have an excuse like say a lawsuit or pretend productivity improvements from ai there is no reason not to.

>>213066015
keep crying magat

>>213065046
me

colbert had the worst ratings on television before he started becoming premiere anti trump shill on late night

south park also costs nothing to make

>>213064089 (OP)
ladies a gentlemen, there are 13 southpark threads right now

>>213068859
Those are rookie numbers

>>213068859
Isn’t there a whole board for cartoons? Why are all the cartoon threads here?

>>213064352
Kek they are going to keep escalating the Trump jokes.
The whole point is to cause Trump to act like the nigger he is and have a chimp out over a blatantly retarded meme show.

>>213067742
people in their 30s are still younger than the people in their 60s watching talk shows

>>213064089 (OP)
they'll be fine as long as they keep pushing zionist propaganda

>>213064865
No, they have been in the process of canceling all the shows in their entire late night lineup for a while now and most other networks have cancelled all but their main light night program where they used to have 2 or 3 of them because people don't really watch tv live anymore unless its sports.

>>213065256
What exactly did they change in these "edits"?

>>213064089 (OP)
Wow what a large fund...

>>213064089 (OP)
They are really sick of making south park and are just trying to find a way to get out it without really being culpable, aren't they?

Who the fuck is still watching this garbage? It used to be great, like the Simpsons, but it's sucked for a long time, like the Simpsons.

>>213069706
>pretend to be le objective non-partisan interviewer during election season
>edit around footage of answers from the political guest you are interviewing to make them look a lot more competent and coherent than they are
>lie about it until the elections end
>admit that you actually did edit the footage afterwards
>get sued
this is what happened

>>213064352
>And now that it's made fun of Trump
>no
THREE TIMES and that's not even counting the time they made fun of him in early seasons

30 million per 22 minute episode seems excessive. whats up with that?

>>213070326
it's for the (exclusive) global streaming rights to all 300+ episodes
though it's still too much

>>213070083
>edit around footage of answers
You just repeated your premise that they did edits and didn't provide a single answer about what they changed in the edits, you just added more bullshit you can't back up.

They didn't admit to any commentary edits, they teased a preview on a morning show that was retarded and the full interview on the nightly program was just as retarded.

The ones guilty of changes in editing content are the ones who interviewed trump about the epstein files and made it seem like he said he would release it when the full interview clearly had him backtracking "so people mentioned wouldn't get harassed".

paramount bot

where can i watch or download this shit? all my usual sites are down

>>213064089 (OP)
Colbert chased off the key demographic, south park didn't, simple as

>>213070604
I literally told you they changed around her answers you absolute reddit troglodyte
do you want me to spoonfeed you every single line that they edited? just google the differences between the full transcript and what they showed
>They didn't admit to any commentary edits
"60 Minutes gave an excerpt of our interview to Face the Nation that used a longer section of her answer than that on 60 Minutes"

>>213064089 (OP)
ENOUGH PARAMOUNT SPAM

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They realized late night isn't watched by young people anymore, so they bought what they thought is. It's about controling the minds of the young. Its evil. We came down hard on cigarette companies for trying this shit with cartoon chars in ads but it seems a-ok for large corpos to buy whatever they thing the kids are into these days and poison it with woke.

>>213070604
There's tons of videos floating round showing how the footage was edited, keep coping and seething loser lol
https://youtu.be/wZCVTSoOn3M?si=W-y-QDyHYZdb7BaX

>>213070951
Suddenly skibidi biden makes sense.

people can now say "retarded faggot" without getting in trouble

Can someone explain this whole deal with Paramount and Jesus and CBS and the pro Trump adverts? I'm completely out of the loop and i dont know what they're supposed to be commenting on

>>213070955
>I literally told you they changed around her answers you absolute reddit troglodyte
Yes, you literally only said that they changed things, but you didn't actually say what they changed and you are still dodging the question by just repeating the same vague claim that edits were made without being able to pinpoint any actual edits.

>>213071023
I never asked for you to spam spyware platform videos, I asked to explain an actual considerable edit they made and you clearly can't.

>>213071316
The fact that all the right wing grifters like Joe Rogan suddenly found Jesus after the evangelical voting bloc got trump elected again.

>>213071352
The edits are easy to find faggot >>213071023

>>213071429
Sure, so easy you still don't know and can't simply say what they actually changed since they didn't change anything, they just shortened it for time so it can fit in their programming block, but they still showed it as teasers on other programs because they didn't actually change anything in editing, its just cheaper to pay the extortionist than go to court in the middle of merger talks.

What they cancelled Two Scoops? Aw man

>>213064089 (OP)
30 millions an episode? wtf

>>213071856
retard

>>213071316
grasping at straws because he has to do 10 episodes of this show every year forever and his heart hasn't been in it for years. Lost his edge like Bill burr - married a black ho and soul went right out of his comedy.

>>213073242
So Sadam won when he starred in the movie?

How in the world is South Park worth that much?

Southpark btfoing trump is top Estonian news today

>>213064089 (OP)
how is south park worth anything close to that, the show lost a lot of its bite after season 10 or so and the season since they did the ads+PC principal thing have been extremely milquetoast

>>213073889
Relax, guy

>>213073854
is trump in danger of the fate saddam had

>>213071600
>they didn't change anything, they just shortened it for time
wouldnt that be impossible without changing it?

>>213073854
rehashing a joke that they exhaustively wrung out in the feature length movie? yeah that's scraping the barrel. I really dont care if they make fun of trump, but make it funny at least. "Oh look, they compared trump to a tinpot middle eastern dictator! OH LOOK! they made a cartoonish depiction of Trump as fat/old/infirm!" so original. Truely their creativity knows no bound!

>>213074155
No, changing is altering the actual content of what she said, not spreading it out over different programs because it can't fit the timeslot of a single show.

>>213065033
it's a parody show. they make fun of whatever the mainstream is.

>>213071316
Trump sued 60 minutes (owned by Paramount) for using edits of Kamala that made Trump look bad.

Paramount announced a merger with a company, which needs FCC approval (appointed by Trump). Given the fact that Trump sued Paramount over 60 minutes and the fact that the FCC spokesperson made a comment about the merger and Trump, Paramount likely cancelled Colbert to appease Trump to get the merger approved.

So the show, South Park, owned by Paramount, likely made this episode as a big fuck you to Paramount to undue the appeasement of cancelling Colbert.

>>213065076
The year 2000 was 25 years ago

>>213064089 (OP)
>get paid $1.5 billion
>instantly become a leftist tool
Their integrity is fucking done.

>>213075750
Colbert's show somehow costed $100 million a year to produce, and generated a $40 million a year loss for CBS. You may find it hard to believe, but it's actually normal for companies to cut off money-loss programs. Colbert and leftists in general just feel an entitlement to make CBS carry the loss because he's an angry leftist who wants a platform to lynch republicans.

And it's normal for merging companies to "trim the fat" that ALWAYS starts with unprofitable ventures as two massive companies with two amssive catalogs of content merge into a singular entity.

>>213071423

>>213077201
>according to Paramount

>>213077251
>acting like its a republican conspiracy
>acting like Leftist Hollywood even remotely gives a fuck about Trump, and if the SEC didn't approve it then they would have sued the fuck out of everyone where they'd then find some 20-something Soros-selected "hate everything especially white people" judge to force it.

Colbert is a money-pit. He's the TV equivalent of a WNBA team, or a Disney Star Wars streaming show. It's true. Deal with it.

>chuds love South Park
>shits on their god emperor
>suddenly it's the cringiest show ever made and deserves to be canceled and its creators are cucks who haven't been funny in decades
Like pottery

>>213064089 (OP)
Based. Fuck Colbert.

i don't think trump knows what south park is

>>213077251
How much money was the Colbert show making according to Colbert?
I didn't realize he commented on the profitability of his show.

>colbert criticizes trump
>loses show
>south park criticizes trump
>gets 1.5 billion dollars
hmm almost like Trump didn't cancel Colbert, and Colbert is just an unfunny faggot with bad ratings...

>>213077964
They were losing $40M a year. The show costs $100M a year to make.

>>213077982
This

>>213077951
>official white house response says the show "hasn't been relevant in 20 years"
That shit was hand-written by Trump and you know it

They apologized

>>213078028
they'll keep doing the bit now after that response kek. Should have pulled the Paris Hilton and said it was flattering, Trey and Matt got triggered and had a tantrum when she responded like that.

>>213064089 (OP)
South Park is quite literally the only reason why Comedy Central and Paramount have a place. And I don't understand why, considering no zoomers at least that I know of are into the show anymore
Also despite the shilling of the last episode being the One to #Destroy-Donald-Trump. Them using AI is unforgivable, especially after they dished on using AI. And secondly. The episode wasn't that good, and I doubt it would have ever had any effect on the Paramount merger. And anyone saying it would have is a total fucking retarded idiot. There's not a single thing that would have stopped the merger. Why the fuck would an episode of South Park do it

>>213064089 (OP)
>paying 1.5 billion for a show that uses AIslop
grim

>>213064089 (OP)
Colbert doesn't actually innovate or do anything interesting. I mean that is really it in a nutshell. Like, you can't just repeat the same exact jokes in the same way forever. South Park showed why it deserves 1.5 billion it invented a new style of animation and set the world on fire with controversy. Colbert has never been talked about since 2020 with The Vax Scene. South Park deserves it.