Thread 213067189 - /tv/ [Archived: 343 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:26:33 AM No.213067189
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What is the worst movie ever made?
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:28:24 AM No.213067238
>>213067189 (OP)
Meet the Spartans
Manos: Hands of Fate
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:29:29 AM No.213067254
>>213067189 (OP)
The dreamcatcher
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:29:30 AM No.213067255
>>213067189 (OP)
The Spirit. Jesus Christ that was cringeworthy.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:29:48 AM No.213067265
>>213067238
Manos wasn't even that bad, just kinda weird
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:34:22 AM No.213067382
>>213067189 (OP)
by 4chan logic it would have to be the best movie, whatever that is.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:34:28 AM No.213067386
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>>213067189 (OP)
Super dark times
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:36:59 AM No.213067441
Wouldn't the worst movie not only have to be bad, but evil as well, like Triumph of the Will or Salva's Funhouse?
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:37:17 AM No.213067448
>>213067265
Are you shitting me? The sound mixing and acting are 0/10. Its borderline unwatchable for that alone. The story is 3/10 it at least tries but the production value is so crap its painful
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:37:38 AM No.213067454
Movie 43
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:39:33 AM No.213067491
>>213067454
Its 4/10 for me i got sensible chuckles from seeing Hugh Jackman with balls on his chin and oscar nominated Liev Schriever bullying his home school child
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:41:24 AM No.213067534
>>213067448
I dunno, I found it perfectly watchable.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:42:02 AM No.213067553
>>213067238
Manos is unwatchable but I have to say Joker: Folie ร  Deux is the worst movie ever because it had great actors a big budget a great prequel and like Manos itโ€™s unwatchable.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:43:42 AM No.213067591
>>213067189 (OP)
Moonfall was very bad

Lucy was bad but in a funny way

>>213067254
this was real bad but got better when i rewatched it a couple times
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:45:20 AM No.213067627
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I can't exactly pinpoint the worst movie I have ever watched since I would have to traverse my memory and comb over small details of shit ass movies I have watched. The simple reality is that the actual worst movies I've seen I don't remember because they were boring, which is the worst thing a movie can possibly be.

However, to answer your question in the traditional manner, I can point directly to the worst blockbuster movie I have ever watched easily, and that is Suicide Squad 2016 (fucking ex-gf took me to see it).
As soon as I saw the font, telling me where the group was locked up, in black text over a dark green grass and a dark mud filter, then proceeding afterwards to have some of the most jarring editing I have ever witnessed in a movie, I fucking just KNEW I was going to be watching an absolute pile of SHIT. Literally every second of that movie has at least 3 active things wrong with it.
I still remember I was actively waiting for a moment to show me why the govt needed to use the Suicide Squad so badly, cause the whole time their abilities were completely worthless. Finally there's a part where they're like "the only way to get to the place we need to go is underwater!" and I'm thinking "Okay yes Killer Croc, the only one that can breathe underwater" and it cuts to a shot of Killer Croc swimming underwater. Then the camera pulls back and reveals two soldiers in scuba gear swimming next to him. Just unbelievable. And at the end I'm pretty sure they use a bomb to defeat the CGI flaming skeleton bad guy after getting rid of CGI Cara Delevingne.

but it was all worth it for this absolute kino of a gem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkqyIoYAXV8
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:56:13 AM No.213067866
>>213067441
*Clownhouse
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:59:24 AM No.213067930
>>213067189 (OP)
Mission impossible 2, because it's probably the only film i turned off and walked away from within 20 minutes.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:00:54 AM No.213067965
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>>213067189 (OP)
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:03:53 AM No.213068029
>>213067238
manos at least has the MST3k version that makes it watchable
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:06:36 AM No.213068086
Really getting kind of tired of Internet hyperbole and the death of nuance, fellas.
There anything I can do about this?
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:06:45 AM No.213068093
>>213067189 (OP)
scary movie 5
almost punched my laptop
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:25:52 AM No.213068447
>>213068086
have you tried not being the biggest bitch in the universe?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:26:27 AM No.213068458
>>213067189 (OP)
Space Cop
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:27:14 AM No.213068473
>>213067189 (OP)
BvS
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:29:19 AM No.213068517
>>213067965
I liked it despite it being pretty stupid in places. The first film would get the sane reception now.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:29:35 AM No.213068526
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>>213067189 (OP)
From MST3k:
>Starfighters
Plotless stock footage intermixed with plotless 'acting'. Unwatchable.
>The Dead Talk Back
"It was all a dream" hypnosis non-thriller. Unwatchable.
>Monster A Go Go
Another "it was all a dream" movie. Unwatchable.
>Wild Wild World of Batwoman
Plotless nonsense to cash in on 60's Batman. Unwatchable.

>>213067238
Manos is good. There's a reason why it has a cult following. Same with The Room and Birdemic. They're not 10/10, but they are interesting.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:32:31 AM No.213068574
Moonfall was pretty awful
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:33:32 AM No.213068597
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>>213068526
I liked The Starfighters for the gratuitous refueling scenes.

And If I remember The Batwoman one at least had some decent juggs in it.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:34:58 AM No.213068623
>>213068597
I'd forgive the Starfighters if they tried to make a it a war epic, but instead it's about a bunch of pilots who do training flights and nothing happens.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:28:18 AM No.213069615
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>>213067189 (OP)
Fun In Balloonland
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:30:16 AM No.213069645
>>213067965
>worst film ever made
>8 on imdb

wew lad
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:07:51 AM No.213071479
>>213067189 (OP)
Four Friends (1981).
Seriously, you will not believe how fucking stupid this movie is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fh7p33XvwzI
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:09:24 AM No.213071513
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLmD_69pXpk
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:11:06 AM No.213071542
>>213067255
tlj or >>213067255