ITT: Times you acted like George

Has George ever raped anyone? If not we don't have a fucking thing in common.

>>213068339 (OP)
Being bald

unironically i shit completely naked

>>213068339 (OP)
There’s that one video where this Mexican guy is talking about his kid being teased at some meeting and a guy who looks exactly like George is like “So why don’t you go back to Mexico?”

>>213068393
I'm doing it right now.

>>213068366
That’s impossible, if you've raped someone then you’re probably indian which means you’re 5’6 and also balding

>>213068339 (OP)
I once told a professor I had a wife that just had a baby to get him to grade some late assignments

I ate some pretzels and they made me thirsty.

>>213068393
>>213068702
why

>>213069448
That was just a line in a script

I claimed to be adopted once to get out of a conversation I didn't want to be part of.

>>213068339 (OP)
eating food out of the trash. those were grim times.

>at work
>go to bathroom
>leave and wash my hands
>realize I left my phone in the stall
>take it back out
>walk out, as I walk out someone else comes in
>guy now probably thinks I am not a washer
>spend next few weeks trying to find out when he goes to the bathroom so I can go in a few minutes earlier and then wash my hands until he comes in and sees me do it

Duckman is pretty funny

>>213070592
Ha. But he may think you are only washing your hands because you know he saw you not wash them previously. I think the play here is to somehow get him to forget his phone in the bathroom, then have a third party catch him have to go back and retrieve it.

i eat everything e v e r y t h i n g with a fork

>>213070748
That's what I thought as well. At some point I left my phone back in so when he came in while I was washing my hands I said "oh damn I always forget my phone back in there, let me go get it first" so he knows it's a common thing. I also did this with two other guys so it becomes commonly kown that I'm a toilet phoner but instead of a nonwasher.

>>213068591
>and a guy who looks exactly like George
and that guy was you, right?

>>213070413
It was on the trash, that's a completely different thing.

>>213069988 (Checked)

Frees me up, no encumbrances.

>>213068591
I thought he looked more like Peter Griffin than Costanza but it was funny. Rest of the crowd was reeing while the bean had no comeback for that question.