Name one character he doesn't beat with enough prep time. I'll wait.

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>>213070032
>Light lacks the resources to surmise Batman's identity
>expecting Bruce to use the preschool methods L used
your point? Batman's and his vast newtork would have been able to surmise Light's identity and have him face down in the dirt in a matter of hours

>>213069993 (OP)

>>213069993 (OP)

>>213070200
>stalemate... no victor
your point?

>>213069993 (OP)

Pennywise

>>213069993 (OP)
The actual prep time god fucking ethers him.

>>213070291
>extensive dream training and psycholocial fortitude to withstand all supernatural entities
bests him even in his own playing field... your point?

>>213070132
>richest man in Gotham
>can afford whatever gadget/vehicle he needs
>his parents were murdered in front him when he was a kid
>physically imposing even out of the suit
gee, I wonder who Batman could be

>>213070327
>richest man in Gotham
proves nothing. His liquidity can be attributed to any benefactor or single man anywhere outside of the city.
>can afford whatever gadget or vehicle he needs
begging the question.
>parents were murdered
Ah yes... Batman, Renowed for his catchphrase, "I watched my parents die in the sreets of Gotham!"
>Physically imposing as Bruce Wayne
Never met a rich nigga that hits the gym? I guess Ansrew Tate is Batman... that's all the proof I need!

Your point?

>>213070435
>suggesting Batman doesn't possess the resources OR intellect OR connections to develop a time machine of his own and neutralize the threat
Your point?

>>213070417
>Tate
>Physically imposing
lelelelelel

>>213070497
waiting for your rebuttal

>>213069993 (OP)
Batjeets are pathetic. Notice how they always need a preptime stipulation because they know he gets bitched by pretty much everyone in a fight. They need every Batman fight to be a sneak attack.

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>>213070070
Batman probably beats his meat to the thought of criminals being christian, while cracking their spine with Gook-Fu monk maneuvers.
He's a glorified Otaku Furry version of Superman, and no less jewish.

>>213070484
Why didn’t he do that and save his parents then if he’s so great? The Flash would kick his ass

>>213069993 (OP)
>fatfleck
lmao
18 months and that loser couldn't even figure out who Snyderman was, unlike Lois Lame

>>213070523
>"preptime stipulation"
ok sure buddy... we'll do it your way. Let's have Oppenheimer make the bomb on the fly. Let's give Beethoven 30 seconds to compose the Ninth. "Hey Nikola Tesla! Make something with a couple of twigs and a bobby pin! right now"
Are you completely ignorant to how genius works and what it requires? Retard.

>>213070243
He doesn't beat him thus your conditions are met. I win

>>213069993 (OP)
Biff Tannen, but it’s alternate 1985 Biff with the power of the sports almanac

>>213070587
sorry I should've expected let an eight year old do some righteous karate on some nothing street rat. Do you seriously lack the basic capacity to understand that a man's prime and his lame, incapable child state are two different entities? Do you seriously think Thomas Jefferson wrote the Declaration when he was blowing snot bubbles and laughing at his own farts? Or was there MAYBE, POSSIBLY some maturation involed...? Retard.

>>213070671
You seem to think he’s smarter than Doc from BttF and he’s just not, otherwise he’d have done it already. Also, the Flash

>>213070070
The only conceivable defeat.

>>213070520
such ridicules statements don't deserve rebuttals

It's never lupus Mr Wayne

>>213070070
>Batman v Jesus
Kino concept unironically

>>213070753
Did you mean "ridiculous"...? ESL nonsense has no place here in the Pantheon of White dialogue.

>>213069993 (OP)
evil superman

>>213070852
says the guy sucking off Tate

>>213070291
dealing with scarecrow would make this a cakewalk

You’re getting destroyed in your own thread OP

>>213070640
My conditions require a Batman defeat... in what world is a total stalemate a defeat? Furthermore, in the ensuing tussle, who's to say which Batman is mine and which is yours? Did you get a Sharpie marker and draw a special symbol on your Batman? So, at BEST... we both win and lose simulatneously, friend.

>>213070886
>genuinine nothing claim
your point?

>>213070261
>>213070227
>literal foid whos
I accept your surrender

Batman is just some stupid nepotrustfund baby. Doc built a time machine in his garage out of a Delorean and some stolen plutonium on a shoestring budget. No giant corpo, no secret skunkworks, just the sweat of his brow and maybe a fortuitous time loop involving a drawing on a napkin from the future-past. It’s not even a contest

Dodge this.

>>213070417
>Ah yes... Batman, Renowed for his catchphrase, "I watched my parents die in the sreets of Gotham!"
richest man in Gotham with a clear motive to become a vigilante. hmm, again, I wonder who Batman is?

>>213070945
Principal Strickland from back to the future

>>213070982
You're totally right! Your completely disingenuous compative argument grounds for Batman to admit defeat!!!
Not quite. Give one 300 IQ person a box of scraps and another a billion dollars... who comes out on top?

>>213070070
>homophobic
>anti Semitic
>racist
>sexist
>transphobic
>bigoted
>mean spirited
>negative
>doesn’t pray
>doesn’t attend church
>doesn’t read the bible
>isn’t kind to others
>doesn’t help the homeless
>doesn’t help the unfortunate
>watched porn
Why does this board and /pol/ pretend to be Christian again?

>>213071029
Batman is also 300iq. Literally one of the best detective characters ever created

>>213071029
They why can’t the batmobile fly and time travel and be powered by banana peel fusion then? Because he’s a hack, that’s why. His head of R&D is some sort of dei hire and he’s smarter than Batman. Says a lot

>>213071029
Is “compative” a new word, Shakespeare?

>>213070132
Batman can be a retard depending on who is writing him. He has been outsmarted by weaker opponents.

>>213071010
how many moguls, technocrats, and billionaires exists in Gotham and the greater world at large with a "clear motive"? How many rich men might have an axe to grind? Bezos probably had some cousin thrice-removed get held up at gunpoint. I'll bet that Elon had a distant great aunt get screwed by the banks... rinse and repeat. Congratulatons Light. You just killed several dozen innocent men based off of a hunch. All the while Batman was tracking you down. Checkmate.

>>213071087
way to kick a man when he's down... one typo and you think that you're king of the thread. Fuck you.

>>213071054
>Batman
>300 IQ
The single smartest person to exist according to Guiness World Records is sub 230 IQ... NOT Batman!

>>213071215
Another one dies to the deathnote, big whoop

>>213071078
>Time traveling Batmobile
>Suggesting Batman would need such needlessly gratuitous and retarded methods
>Further suggesting the Dark Knight's Morgan Freeman is the only canon
Holy retarded. Do you understand sublety at all? Obviously not. Sorry that you expected Batman to show up in some iron man Tony Stark robo suit and destroy all crime with some epic bacon!! Here's some reddit gold while we're on the subject.
A high IQ is associated with elevated taste and the understanding of delicacy... not that you would understand...

>>213070327
>richest man in Gotham
Do you assume every playboy socialite takes to the streets at night to beat up criminals, or do you assume he's partying and fucking hot chicks before he sells them to sex traffickers? You only make the mental connection because you know he's Batman.
>can afford whatever gadget/vehicle he needs
The average person does not know all the crazy shit Batman has, it's questionable if they even know the Batmobile is related to him, and the average person is not up to date on what every myth the criminal prowler believes. From their POV he appears and disappears without warning, that's why they are scared of him.
>his parents were murdered in front him when he was a kid
This has probably happened to 80% of people in Gotham.
>physically imposing even out of the suit
Everyone at the gym is a suspect.

>>213070973
The joke is she played Ben Affleck's wife in a movie you nigger

Saitama

>>213071345
Literally the only coherent commenter in this thread.

>>213071307
And what of the Flash? Batman can’t defeat what he can’t catch and the Flash is really fast. You can’t even see him half the time he’s so fast. What’s Batman got? A lasso? Oops, too slow, he’s not there anymore. He’s the Flash ffs. You got nothin’

>>213070904
No your condition was a character he "doesn't beat" and by your own omission he fights to a stand still not beating him and fulfilling the condition. I win you lose autist eat shit

>>213071403
>”nothin”
>genuine ebonics
you don’t have what it takes to participate in this marketplace of ideas. You don’t belong in this debate, which requires a certain intellectual threshold to be met. Sorry!

>>213071396
Actually, as the king of this thread I declare myself to be the most coherent commenter.

>>213071467
Your ad hominem is simply confirmation of the impeccability of my argument. Your concession is accepted bat boy

>>213071456
To conquer oneself is to know thyself. Do you really think Batman doesn’t understand his own nature and psychology, as well as his limits and weaknesses? Or would you suggest Batman is a DYEL who can’t lift shit in the gym, and fails to understand his shortcomings, and masturbates all day? Also, check your syntax before stepping to me, nigger.

>>213069993 (OP)
Inferno cop

>>213071521
>ad hominem
So is suggesting that somebody is too retarded to stand trial as hominem? There are cases where you can argue incompetence without it being an attack on one’s character. I’m saying that you need to log off, for your own good.

>>213071598
Once again, you are refusing to address the substance of my argument because you know I’m correct. Flash wins, you can’t catch him. You’re bad at this

I’m surprised nobody has said Seamus McFly, Marty’s great great grandfather from Back to the Future Part 3. This guy could easily beat Batman.

Darth Vader
Captain Kirk
Orochi from King of Fighters
Bugs Bunny
Ricky from Trailer Park Boys
Drunk Jackie Chan
Goku
Boba Fett
Robocop
T-1000
The Undertaker
Horny/sexually aggressive Gianna Michaels
Chernobog
Sheev Palpatine
Blade
Subway Jared
MechaHitler
Kanye West infused with Super Shredder mutagen
Raiden
Marv from 'Sin City'.

>>213071626
Holy appeal to authority. Hey buddy, citing “The Flash” ad nauseam as a statement is not an argument. Flash is written to be a subtarded nothing bitch who just so happens to run really fast. The premise involves “prep time”. Did your brain just conveniently omit that part? In no reality does Batman just job to some nigga whose mental equal is a high school wide receiver.

>>213069993 (OP)
Easy

>>213069993 (OP)
Literally "Can't lose"

>>213070854
I don't think he's ever beaten regular superman outside of elseworld shit

>>213072001
>He doesn't, like, get raped in the Appalachian Mountains. That could happen in my movie.

>>213071345
>it's questionable if they even know the Batmobile is related to him
yeah, the batmobile is probably related to spider-man

>>213069993 (OP)
Nagato Yuki
Dr Manhattan.
Not the nigger one.

>>213069993 (OP)
the guy who killed his parents

>>213069993 (OP)
Solomon grundy, swamp thing, Dracula, wolverine, Deadpool, hulk, etc...

>>213071564
>Name one character he doesn't beat with enough prep time.
Your own literal words and putting him in a stalemate does this. You lose retard and I accept your concession.

>>213071836
Saitama only wins in an actual fight, Batman could lure him with 20% off coupons and put him to sleep or something, thereby "beating" him

>>213070200
high IQ post

>>213070597
Surely there's a middle ground between 30 seconds prep time and 30 years prep time

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>>213072630
Ok and what about Parker Lewis >>213071887

Reminder : he can't lose