>has anxiety that only turns on when he's around attractive women and he needs them to touch him for it to turn off
lucky guy

>>213070376 (OP)
>times you ran into pedro 'ill touch you' pascal
>be me at the supermarket
>see pedro pascal
>go up to him and say 'hey arent you on that show 'the last of us'?
>he grins and puts his hand on my shoulder, 'i am'
>me: *look at my shoulder* 'oh cool' 'they should have cast a hot chick for ellie though'
>pascal: *starts rubbing my belly* 'ehh she's a good kid'
>me: but if they cast a cute chick, the show would be huge
>pascal: 'maybe. well take care my friend' *smacks my ass*
>i stood in disbelief and felt violated

>>213070376 (OP)
I’m sure if he was fat, bald and white he would still have hordes of redditors defending him.

>>213070376 (OP)
>doesn't give women the ick
>therefore he is my mortal enemy and U shall slander him
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