Uh....is Macaulay Culkin okay?

>>213073628 (OP)
He was RAPED

Macaulay Culkin doesn't remember playing Malcolm in Malcolm in the middle, it's pretty sad

Macaulay's parents spent all of his Home Alone money

>>213073644
mj was clearly asexual

>>213073628 (OP)
Few too many beers probably. It happens.

>>213073628 (OP)
Just a little too much to drink. Or too many THC gummies.

>>213073628 (OP)
You've never seen anyone being high, innocent child?

Why is the world so unfair that I was never given the chance to be raped onto the path of happiness?

>>213073672
He was really young dude not everyone remembers everything at that age it's fine

>>213073628 (OP)
>so loud in hear
>too many people
>i wish we ware cuddling on the couch watching bad movies instead
>i wonder what mike, jay and ritch are doing

I feel you man, I feel you.

>>213073628 (OP)
He is living my dream.

>>213073628 (OP)
It's not him, she just found a lost kid and helped finding his parents.

literally any white guy can get a asian gf like that

>>213073775
Except you

Very judgmental. You don't even know if he chose these clothes

>>213073628 (OP)
>Imagine recording this like a faggot
Smart phones and social media were a mistake

>>213073628 (OP)

>>213073890
I'm embarrassed just seeing it. I feel bad for celebrities even more now than the paparazzi days. Everyone with crystal clear video recording with zoom lenses and shit. Sad.

>>213073628 (OP)
Wow, he's walking through a crowd!? He'll never recover from this.

>>213073787
Why are yellow fever redditors so effeminately snarky and passive aggressive

>>213073644
brmposisoafshwadfbcsl

>>213073931
He moves like a 70 year old

I wonder if she's bringing him to get some snacks or if she's taking him home because he's completely greened out

>>213073775

>>213073628 (OP)
he never really was again,
once the jews got their claws on him

hope she's not another gook gold digger and actually cares

>>213074082

>>213074082
That guy will never fuck. lol
He's the type I picture spamming blackpill memes on /r9k/.

>>213073628 (OP)
AYO THIS NIGGA WALKIN LMAOOOOOOOOO

A Kevin moment.

is that the PRINDL chick from zach and cody

>>213073644
Ok then post what he said about MJ and the accusations

>>213073628 (OP)
What's wrong?
He still looks somewhat young, and I doubt this girl is underage, so if to adults consent, there's nothing wrong with that.

>>213074547
anon that's brenda song she's almost 40 lol and she was in 'the social network'

>>213074590
What's the big deal then? What terrifies OP so much? That's not even a big age gap between them.

>>213074590
he's 40 too

>anon who spent his entire life behind a screen has never had to steer a drunk or completely baked friend home
grim

>>213073628 (OP)
>rich
>hot girlfriend
>still in shape
>doing drugs at a sporting event
he's doing better than 99% of humanity

>>213073628 (OP)
Asian girls are so loving and kind, bros. White girls would never look after their guy like this.

>>213073628 (OP)
He's just drunk.

>>213073628 (OP)
Looks like your standard Americuck to me, but whiter.
What are you seeing that I'm not?

>>213073931
Are you implying he doesnt look completely out of it through drink and or drugs? Are you retarded

>>213074664
44, actually.
>still has a tight, sweet asian gf
based

>>213073628 (OP)
He just went for his wife.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3M6anw0xMIM

>>213073628 (OP)
Neither of them look okay to be honest. She's way too thin.

hes so ugly

>>213073714
Many too few beers more like

>>213074638
>>213074547
holy fucking brain rot

>>213075275
18-19 in bmi is optimal, both for looks and health, stacy.

Why is he so pink? Is it an American thing? A lot of Pram Cried's choirboys are the same color.

>>213073628 (OP)
to me it looks like the much-practiced gait of a man who's had to walk through screaming crowd after screaming crowd since he was a kid. dude's like mid-40s and has been a household name for almost 40 of those years

>>213075308
>Pram Cried
Plam Clied? He so clazy!

>>213075308
I'm guessing they have high blood pressure from the constant seething. I don't know.

>>213073644
Nice try, jew

>>213075330
he also doesn't start making that spaced out expression until he sees the guy filming him

>>213074664
i get that, just found it funny that he thought she was a kid when in reality her eggs have a handful of years left

>>213073628 (OP)
Look at him

Not lonely and loser, who does he think he is

>>213075192
Unless they are Jennifer Garner.

>>213073628 (OP)
>another 40 year old asian who looks 20
chinks don't know how lucky they are

>>213073628 (OP)
>"is he alright"
that man is baked beyond the stars

He's not high at all. He's just famous and self conscious.
Thread full of Americlown autists as usual.

>>213075482
Hot east Asian women stay hot well into their 40's. But when they hit the wall they don't do it gradually like white women. Instead almost overnight they hit the wall like a charging Mongolian cavalry crushing the Great wall of China. The suddenly morph into a Chinese grandmother. It's quite startling.

>>213073775
I wish

>>213073775
>>He doesn't understand hoeconomics
NGMI, not in this life, brother.

>>213073628 (OP)
>tfw never have mommy asian wife
I don't care how unmanly this is, I want it so bad bros

>>213075707
>the milking sessions with mommy every night
>mommy dom always looking after you and making sure you're happy and healthy
Pretty sure that every guy wants this.

>>213075751
>mommy dom
dommy mommy*

Nobody who's been on Best of the Worst more than once is okay

Brenda Song had a strange arc. From 18 to 30 she was okay. Then suddenly from 30 she's smoking insanely hot. And still is. Although you can see the wall on the horizon. Because usually it's the opposite. 18 to 30 smoking hot. 30+ okay. 40 wall'd.

>>213073628 (OP)
Has he ever been?

>>213075531
This.
I'd guess they've never been high, but numbing yourself with pharmaceuticals is as American as apple pie.

>>213073628 (OP)
Lmao he's fuckin blitzed

>>213073644
he always defended him

Post her feet

>>213073628 (OP)
He was raped in the winter of 92 on the set of Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

>>213073628 (OP)
He's me every day after 7:30 PM

>>213075308
There are a lot of skin disorders like Rosacea, but it could also be because of his skin tone. He was really pale as a kid, and that could just lead to him being this color as he aged.
He’s also without makeup like he’d normally wear on a movie set. The fluorescent or bright LED lights could be washing him out and making it worse.

>>213073759
>I wish I were cuddling mike, jay and rich on the couch

me too :(

>>213076932
by Trump??

>>213073628 (OP)
Yeah? Dude is just walking around with his wife. What’s the problem?

>https://wikifeet.com/Brenda_Song#pid=7114215
>white man, you must choose
>smol azn footslut gf
>khazar milker footslut gf
>ethnic melting pot footslut gf

>>213076971
worse

>>213073628 (OP)
All I see is a wife dutifully caring for her husband, which is almost like looking at an alien. This stuff just doesn't happen in white marriages.

>>213074121
>Damn I wish I could read

>>213076932
By whom?

>>213077014
You guys really not taking this Epstein stuff well I see.

>>213077014
I didn't realize Biden was a cast member in Home Alone 2, are you sure you're not desperately trying to hide that you are getting owned on the internet?

>>213077014
Holy shit. At least Trump has the decency to be an Amerinonce behind closed doors.
That is sickening. Creepy fuckers.

>>213077061
>>213077067
This is a thread about Macaulay Culkin and you /pol/ retards are forcing politics into it.

>>213077108
>>Binary polbrained Amerinonces playing top trumps over which side has the biggest pedos
YCMIU

>>213077169
go back to your containment board

>>213077061
The only time Democrats have pretended to care about Epstein is when they thought they could get one over on Trump. It's kind of telling really.

>>213074082
4 bucks for the Ant Bully, what a steal

>>213077182
>>Reading comprehension: zero.
Yup, that's a murcan

>>213077249
see previous post

>>213073644
mj made him godfather to his daughter. he wouldn't rape him

>>213077191
The complete 180 on Epstein is telling really.

>>213077191
Yup

>>213077262
Isn't Paris married to Tony Hawk's son?

>>213073628 (OP)
He was upset to hear the Hulkster died

>>213077354
I think that's Cobain's daughter

>>213077277
I know Trump is in the files btw. I'm just saying that Democrats didn't give a shit about them until they thought they could own Trump. Biden had 4 years to release them and he did nothing.

>>213077440
Why would he release the files confirming that his friend Donald Trump is a pedophile?

>>213077277
and the 180 from calling us retarded conspiracy theorists under this post is telling really

>>213077415
>Tony hawk and cobain are your grandparents
I would brag about it for the rest of my life

>>213077440
It was given a shit about by everyone, thats why trump ran on releasing them.

>>213077533
>It was given a shit about by everyone
Clearly not considering Democrats didn't do anything when they controlled all of Congress. Trump ran on releasing him because of his own base. You can stop now.

It's almost like both Democrats and Republicans are all over the list. It's almost like being in politics attracts the scummiest of people.

>>213077619
The democrats were trying to keep the country together by not exposing the other side. Now Trump has exposed himself.