Anonymous
7/25/2025, 12:41:19 PM No.213073677
>Ornella darling your breaking my heart here!! Or am I having a heart attack? *wink*
>audience laughs
>Ornella tries to say something but Jonah cuts her off and says, “call 911 I really am having a heart attack” while struggling to breath
>Jonah falls to the ground. Miles, Ornella, the audience gasp and everyone panics
>Jonah is sent to the nearest hospital and hours later he is pronounced dead
>The death of Jonah is heard all over the world, all major TV channels report his death while showing mourning fans crying and lighting candles.
>Ornella gets backlash for insulting Jonah moments before his death. She tries to apologize but fans are too mad to care what she has to say. She gets sent death threats, assault in public, etc
>Ornella goes into hiding
>10 years later Ornella is without a job, and is living as a homeless person in the streets of Paris. No one wanted anything to do with her. No job, her husband left her and took the kids years prior. She lost the custody battle since the judge and jury were Jonah Hill fans
>Day after day she sits on the sidewalk with her hand out with a piece of cardboard beside her that reads “money or food please” (in french)
>One cold morning with Ornella in her usual spot, she hears a voice that said “Bonjour Ornella”. She slowly looks up and says “Jonah?” The man smiles, turns around and walks away disappearing into the busy streets of Paris. Ornella is stunned, she sobs, and yells out Jonah! Jonah!
>audience laughs
>Ornella tries to say something but Jonah cuts her off and says, “call 911 I really am having a heart attack” while struggling to breath
>Jonah falls to the ground. Miles, Ornella, the audience gasp and everyone panics
>Jonah is sent to the nearest hospital and hours later he is pronounced dead
>The death of Jonah is heard all over the world, all major TV channels report his death while showing mourning fans crying and lighting candles.
>Ornella gets backlash for insulting Jonah moments before his death. She tries to apologize but fans are too mad to care what she has to say. She gets sent death threats, assault in public, etc
>Ornella goes into hiding
>10 years later Ornella is without a job, and is living as a homeless person in the streets of Paris. No one wanted anything to do with her. No job, her husband left her and took the kids years prior. She lost the custody battle since the judge and jury were Jonah Hill fans
>Day after day she sits on the sidewalk with her hand out with a piece of cardboard beside her that reads “money or food please” (in french)
>One cold morning with Ornella in her usual spot, she hears a voice that said “Bonjour Ornella”. She slowly looks up and says “Jonah?” The man smiles, turns around and walks away disappearing into the busy streets of Paris. Ornella is stunned, she sobs, and yells out Jonah! Jonah!
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