>Stop! my nutty son.

>>213075334 (OP)
Nigga...

he never said that

that's nuts

he said that

>>213076188
nigga that's nots

kryptonuts

>>213075334 (OP)
ooooohhhh that squirrel is so sexy i wanna fugg that sexy sexy squirrel

>>213075334 (OP)
A daring synthesis.

hahaha, I love this little fella

>>213075334 (OP)
>nutslop
Good Morning Saar, show acorn and sexy tale pls bich

>we can't let the humans know you were raised by a squirrel, son. They'll steal our lifetime supply of acorns I taught you to find

>>213075334 (OP)

Babe wake up. Some new retarded brainrot shit just dropped on r/4chan

Sex with squirrels.

>>213076471

i did nut see that coming

>>213076457
>mfw gray squirrel

This is thread is crazy OP! Are you nuts?!

NUTS, NIGGA! NUTS!!!

>>213076509
It's over

>>213076509
DEH

With great nuts comes great responsibility

>>213076378
yes, i looooove the sexy squirrel if you know what i mean

>>213076471
sexy hot

>>213076495
yes please

>>213076188
Amerishart can't read subtitles, xD

>>213076507
nuts!!!

>>213075334 (OP)
SQUIRR-EL NO!

>>213078049
NIGGA

>>213075334 (OP)

Nigga, that's NUTS!

>>213076188
Watch the directors cut

Huh?

>>213080447
lmfao

Now that the dust has settled, why did Biden murder him?

>>213076574

>>213075334 (OP)
>>213080447
KINO

poasting in a NUTTY thread

>That's how it starts. The fever, the rage, the feeling of powerlessness that turns good mammals... cruel.

>>213082346
kek

*roast General Nuts with his eat vision*

Whoa

>>213080447
>Stop, my invincible Ring

>>213083002
Morpheus: Neo, you are The One. You will free us from the machines and-
Trinity: Morph, he's just a squirrel. Can't you see it? A cute little squirrel yes you are here's some nuts Neo your fur is so soft.
Morpheus: When the time comes, Neo will free us all!
Cypher: I wish I had the life of a squirrel...

>>213076471
>what kind of games you got on your phone?

>>213076378
I recognize that nuts.

>>213076574
Why are the Hebrides so anti-squirrel?

>>213082330
looks like a mom squirrel got what she could find.

What is this websites odd obsession with these funny little guys?

How would Superman handle this situation?

>>213085363
What the hey, dude?!

>>213085363
he would save the poor squirrel from the monster known as obesity

>>213075334 (OP)
absolute cinema

>>213082346
That fucking killed me, I'm done with 4 chan for tonight spat beer all over my keyboard and everything. fuck sake.

>>213082346

>>213076574
red squirrels are white people of squirrels?

best thread on /tv/ rn

>>213082346

MY SIDES

>>213075334 (OP)
really activates
*puts on sunglasses*
the almonds
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>213085363
>To get this heist done, we're gonna need a bag nibbler
>I know just the guy

>>213084547
theyre cute!

>>213085363
Why do rodents always eat like that

>>213086894
with.. their mouth?

>>213087024
No holding stuff with their little paws in front of them and then gnawing on it

>>213087111

>>213087111
They have hands and relatively dexterous jaws, seems like the logical way to do it.

>>213087257
>>213087269
gluttonous beasts

>>213087338
The way he pops up at the start is hilarious

>>213087338
>>213087369

those human like hands really fucking freak me out

>>213076702
That a lot of nuts!

>>213087397

>>213087397
Imagine them on your dick.

>>213087888
that's nuts

>>213082346
kek

>>213083915
>THIS IS THE LAWW(?)
>NOOOO
>NOOO
>OH SHIT
>OHNOOO
>OHSHIT
>OOOOH.
>NOOO
>AH SHIIIT
>AH SHIT
What is this nigga's problem?

you wanna get nuts?

>>213076574
Didn't they started to reverse it?

>OH N-

>>213090245
Yes. For we shall never die

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=foFw7djyELc&list=RDfoFw7djyELc&start_radio=1&rv=DvLiRzuOUtQ

What's squssy feel like?

NIGGA I'M NUTS

>>213090393
Those would make great basedaks

>'CAUSE I'M NUTS, NIGGA, YES I AM!
>WELL, I'M NUTS, NIGGA, YES I AM!

>>213075334 (OP)
this will never be not funny

>>213082330
Import gray squirrel become gray

>>213090590
Around greys, never laze

>>213087338
I love how this dumb little nigga keeps picking up the same handful like he thinks he's getting more.

>>213075334 (OP)
https://youtu.be/p4Dh2ICB45s?feature=shared&t=488

>>213087338
i look like that and do that

>>213083915
Why is he so mad?

>>213093439
Gray squirrel stole acorn

>>213076648
>peter tell me he was grey...

>>213082346
underrated

>>213082346
god fucking damnit my sides

>>213083915
What movie trailer is he watching?

>>213090590
Does this have audio? I need to hear the shrieks of terror.

>>213077923
where are you going with this, bro

>>213082346
sometimes you guys are alright

>>213080447
Sauron doesn’t belong to a religion. He MAKES the religion. Lord of the Rings is low-key sci-fi. >>>/lit/24581788

>>213090540
it's nuts

>>213082346
I can literally hear that lmao

>>213090590
kek grey niggers are crazy

>>213075334 (OP)
I shot a squirrel right through the eye with my .22 the other day.

>>213090590
die muthakkas die

>>213094870
...

>>213076509
>>213076601

I genuinely do not understand this squirrel wojak meme.

PUSSY ASS TREE NIGGAS FEAR THE GROUND SQUIRREL

>>213076574
I could read 20 threads about this dumbass chudjak squirrel meme

>>213090590

who would win one squirrel or one polar bear?

>>213095801
grey squirrel or red squirrel?

>>213075334 (OP)
no...

>>213090590
Was it biting him? Or was he freaking out just because a squirrel is on him?

Squirrels have so much fucking rizz.
I took the least effort out of all the animals in this drawing for him yet that lil' nigga is always the first thing I look at when I open the file.

>>213095241
It started with this.
>>213076574

>>213086894
why don't you?

>>213090590
bald. BALD BALD BALD

>>213090590
Greys truly are the blacks of squirrels

>>213087338
Your doomsday!

>>213087111
Why wouldn't you take advantage of an evolutionary trait?

>>213090590
What flew off towards the house? Did it shit itself?

>>213075334 (OP)
#releasethenutscut

flagrant false advertising

>>213086894
that's why they're called rodents, einstein!

I have no idea why they wanted to cut him saving a squirrel. It was exactly what the character is about.

>>213075334 (OP)
Kek

>>213094846
Sauron actively encouraged atheism among the Orcs, if not direct worship of himself, even though he obviously knew it was false, being a direct creation of Eru himself, but by the time of LOTR, he believed Eru had abandoned Arda and no longer feared his reprisal.

>>213076188
Nigga, that's nut true!

>>213090590
The dogs just standing watching is the funniest shit. They're never going to respect him again after watching him job to a fucking squirrel lmao

>>213086057
Yes that's how the meme started.

>>213082346
RIP my sides

>>213097665
Did you watch til the end?

This forced meme is lame

>>213094779
>ywn be mofu’d by a cute squirrel gf

>>213075334 (OP)
>do you feel in charge?

>tranimal thread

>>213095923

McNutty

Squirrels are pretty cool. They're smart, agile, and have a good character design. They're probably the most aesthetic rodent. The tail makes them a Maserati in terms of rats. I like squirrels. I enjoy their antics

>>213076574
nature is ruthless

>>213076648
>>213093650
maximum kek

>>213097767
>me own fook'n horse... heilin' hitla...

street shitters really do have delusions of grandeur, i won't feed it's ego by addressing it directly

>>213090590
god I wish I could be given this opportunity to get my hands on some uppity rodent. I wouldn't try to shake it off I would fucking drop everything to grab it and rip it half
fuck you for being a rodent and daring to touch me or anything I own

Just made this

>>213094779
i'm a furry now thanks

>>213099146
this nigga 9gag

>>213099146
haha sup dog

dis thread is NUTS

>>213099265
keep calm and chive on

>>213086716
Why did they rape her again?

>>213087410
You want fries with that?

gimme dat dat dat NUT! member that song?
from eazy e

>>213087338
he's literally me

>>213099500
Nigga its NUTS

>>213090590
What's he freaking out about? I had a squirrel climb on me in London (first time seeing a squirrel) and it was adorable.

>>213100009
your squirrel wasnt nuts

>>213097213
>I have no idea why they wanted to cut him saving a squirrel.
Because it highlights the absurdity of the fight going on. People want Superman to save small animals in a context where that makes sense. Donner Superman would never stop mid-turning-back-time to save a random squirrel.

I don't watch TV...
I just sneed.

>>213100101
Stop. Sneeding. Weird. Shit.

Put your hands down my pants and I bet you'll feel nuts

>>213100029
Ha ha!

>>213090393
>>213090628

>>213101472
Bro needs a nerf