Thread 213076073 - /tv/ [Archived: 335 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:05:12 PM No.213076073
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The Pirates of the Caribbean series are the only good pirate movies EVER
>Umm uhhh I'm actually a big fan of 1935's Captain Blood
Shut up
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:06:02 PM No.213076091
I wonder if these would've done as good without all the supernatural stuff in them.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:07:55 PM No.213076139
seggs with Elizabeth Swann stranded on that island
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:09:47 PM No.213076172
>>213076091
The supernatural stuff helped, but it wasn't a key component
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:11:13 PM No.213076204
>>213076172
I'm being sincere. Johnny was a big draw but would people really sit through six hours or normal pirate movie stuff without the eye candy?
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:12:18 PM No.213076225
>>213076073 (OP)
Cutthroat Island was a fun flick.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:12:19 PM No.213076227
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>>213076139
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:13:55 PM No.213076253
>>213076073 (OP)
Who are you quoting?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:17:37 PM No.213076311
>>213076225
It was a fucking stinker
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:34:01 PM No.213076589
>>213076073 (OP)
Muppet Treasure Island
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:36:01 PM No.213076630
>>213076589
This. People liked muppet treasure island and the TV charlton heston treasure island
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:38:29 PM No.213076677
captain ron
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:38:32 PM No.213076679
>>213076073 (OP)
Treasure Planet
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:39:08 PM No.213076698
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>>213076073 (OP)
>Blocks your path
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:45:35 PM No.213076821
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>>213076073 (OP)
Unfortunately true. I've seen just about all of them including the oldies with Errol Flynn and others. I like pirate lore, so it's unsettling for me to think that the mouse is the only one who made good ones.

>>213076204
>the eye candy?
There were only two "eye candy" moments in the while series. with this pone pictures and the mermaids.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:48:52 PM No.213076891
>>213076091
The supernatural gave it more soul and wonder
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:48:58 PM No.213076895
>>213076679
Shit
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:50:23 PM No.213076915
>>213076895
Troon
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:50:58 PM No.213076929
>>213076091
absolutely would not have
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:51:00 PM No.213076930
>>213076698
Its criminal that the only good film interpretation of Long John Silver, one of literatures greatest villain is Sir. Tim Curry in a muppet movie.

Same is true for Christmas Carrol and Michael Caine
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:52:01 PM No.213076942
>>213076915
Only furries like Treasure CGI Shitfest
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:53:27 PM No.213076975
>>213076091
>>213076172
I don’t know why the supernatural stuff gets so much hate. It’s literally the core of the series. The whole plot revolves around the idea that Davy Jones and the original pirate lords “beat” the monsters of the oceans and trapped a god. That made the ocean less scary and allowed the East India company to take over. Which then leads to a last stand against real ocean explorers versus a government take over. Supernatural ocean lore is the whole point. I’m sure they could make it as a herbal pirate action movie, but it wouldn’t be the same.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:54:15 PM No.213076988
>>213076073 (OP)
THE DREAD PIRATE ROBERTS ENTERS THE CHAT ...
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:55:05 PM No.213077006
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I bet you feel pretty stupid right about now
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:59:08 PM No.213077104
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>>213076073 (OP)
>AND IIIIIIIIM STIIIIIIIIILL HEEEEEEEERR
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:59:47 PM No.213077116
Might be a controversial take, but the first movie is WAY better than all the rest, especially 4 and 5
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:01:26 PM No.213077154
>>213076091
No. I wonder why there isn't more supernatural pirate stuff. The only thing I can think of is Monkey Island.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:03:05 PM No.213077197
>>213076975
I don't hate it, but I do take it into account when they say it's a "pirate movie" It is but it has help. It's like saying Indiana Jones is a movie about archeology
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:03:07 PM No.213077198
>>213076091
It's not a pirate adventure without curses and treasure.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:04:06 PM No.213077216
>>Umm uhhh I'm actually a big fan of 1935's Captain Blood
>Shut up
;_; it is actually one of my favourite films.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:07:51 PM No.213077296
>>213077197
Yeah but they are pirate legends and tales? It’s not a pirate movie with aliens. It’s literally about the old tales of the sea. Kraken, mermaids, Davy Jones etc.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:15:01 PM No.213077436
>>213077296
it's still supernatural stuff. its an add on. pirate movies are usually just about pirates doing pirate shit, plundering, swashbuckling, ship fighting.
like I said, Back to the Future 3 is mostly in the old west but do you count it as a cowboy movie. would say its success is proof that cowboy movies are popular?
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:17:26 PM No.213077482
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>>213077154
are you wilfully ignoring this classic kino?
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:17:58 PM No.213077493
>>213077197
Dude is gonna tell me pirates of the Caribbean isn't a pirate movie you no true Scotsman motherfucker
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:20:11 PM No.213077535
>>213077436
>pirates doing pirate shit, plundering, swashbuckling, ship fighting
Aka the PotC movies
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:20:20 PM No.213077540
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>>213076930
>the only good film interpretation of Long John Silver
Treasure Island (1950)? Robert Newton LITERALLY INVENTED how pirates talk.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:21:21 PM No.213077561
>>213077493
i'll happily say Signs COULD be about demons, and i don't think 28 Days Later is about zombies, but that anon is definitely reaching.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:21:26 PM No.213077563
>>213077482
I wouldn't call this a pirate film but yeah I guess it kinda counts.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:22:26 PM No.213077579
>>213077436
You’re making pretty weak comparisons. The pirate theme and supernatural theme go very much hand in hand. They blend together and work off each other. It isn’t 2 themes clashing and canceling the other out. It’s a pirate movie with pirate magic. Not like Back to the future 3 which is a sci fi comedy with a western back drop.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:22:33 PM No.213077582
>>213077535
why are you being a retard? Im not bashing the movies, and you had to read my post so I know you understood what I said
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:23:06 PM No.213077595
>>213077436
yeah man it's like, how Star Wars is a western, bro. REAL science fiction SAYS something. Star Wars is a fantasy fairytale film with spaceships.

lost my point, there.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:23:45 PM No.213077608
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OP just made this thread to bait us into giving him good pirate movie recommendations. Well played OP.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:23:59 PM No.213077613
>>213077579
so if that stuff WASN'T in the movie, it would've done just as well? because that was my only question way back>>213076091.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:25:01 PM No.213077626
Captain Blood? actually a historical period piece. besides the duel with Basil Rathbone and the swashbuckling finale, you could say it's more of a heist movie, escaping the plantation and whatnot.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:25:05 PM No.213077629
>>213077595
Cripes, sorry I insulted your fucking movie. It's the greatest pirate movie ever. Happy?
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:26:54 PM No.213077659
>>213077613
They would have done fine, but not as well. But my point is there wouldn’t BE a movie without the magic stuff. It’s like Star Wars with no Jedi and the force. Or LoTR with no fantasy. You’d just have an action movie like Braveheart or The Patriot. Both fine movies but very different.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:31:17 PM No.213077756
>>213077629
no, because i also posted >>213077216
;_;
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:25:09 PM No.213079046
>>213076975
That sounds cool in the abstract, it's just that the actual events that portray a lot of that is often dull or too corny.
It's just the obvious increase in supernatural elements from the first to second movie gets shit on by association.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:29:14 PM No.213079133
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>Cheech and Chong/Monty Python crossover
>insanely quotable, great slapstick gags
>nobody has ever heard of it
It’s like my own private kino
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:31:02 PM No.213079181
>>213076073 (OP)
They are fun movies but they aren't good pirate movies. The movies struggle massively, especially 2 and 3, with their subject matter because they want their main characters to be pirates but also for them to be the morally good guys. It just comes across as stupid. Pirates rape, pillage and plunder. They kill without mercy for their own enrichment. Yet somehow in the movies the bad guys are the ones trying to get rid of the pirates and the good guys are "pirates" but never do any pirating.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:35:46 PM No.213079289
>>213079181
i remember reading somewhere that either the writers or one of the actors didn't want the Black Pearl crew, even though they're pirates/baddies, to just go around stealing something. then the heroes either have to stop them, or get stolen goods back.
so the evil pirates' whole goal is to RETURN treasure which they all ended up happy with. and tbqh it is a fun twist on things.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:29:49 PM No.213080607
>>213076091
it's what pushes it over the kino line
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:37:12 PM No.213080814
>>213076091
Without the supernatural stuff, then it's just murderers, rapists and thieves against an overbearing force trying to rightfully eradicate them to protect civilians.
The whole "Order versus chaos, control versus freedom" is a lot less of an attractive story hook if the chaos and freedom side is just taking that and more from anyone incapable of defending themselves.