Thread 213076154 - /tv/ [Archived: 173 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:08:48 PM No.213076154
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supe
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Only one guy among these two has DC as his initials you know
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:09:51 PM No.213076173
case dismissed
case dismissed
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>>213076154 (OP)
And the other one actually looks like Superman.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:10:37 PM No.213076190
>>213076173
he looks jewish
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:11:00 PM No.213076199
>>213076154 (OP)
i want to fugg skyler gisondo
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:12:18 PM No.213076226
>>213076173
The OG MoS needed only a few tweaks to be unmoggoable as far Superman suits go (post-MoS Henry's muscle suits got too obnoxious and I think they added in more Kryptonian patterns)
>the colours, obviously make them brighter
>remove the chainmail texture from the S so it stands out more as special
>big him a red belt as a middle ground between the briefs and having zero red to break up the blue
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:14:01 PM No.213076256
>>213076226
>muh costumes
fuck off and read GQ
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:14:04 PM No.213076258
>>213076226
Also get rid of the suit so that we can see his cock
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:17:51 PM No.213076314
>>213076226
Superman's suit should show muscles. In the comics it's literally spandex.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:18:56 PM No.213076344
>>213076314
The MoS suit did show muscle, I am only saying it was a bit much by BvS, etc. I recall the fake abs being the most egregious aspect
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:22:01 PM No.213076386
>>213076226
MoS as a whole would've been unmoggable with few tweaks. Like cutting Lois Lane screentime in half and getting rid of the retarded destruction in the last fight.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:24:23 PM No.213076429
>>213076154 (OP)
u mean Da Cuck on left
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:25:55 PM No.213076451
>>213076173
Good morning saar!
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:27:57 PM No.213076483
>>213076386
>Krypton sequence needed to be shortened a lot
>colour pallet changed
>Clark has been actively searching for years - he doesn't overhead two military grunts by coincidence and when he goes reach the fortress there is no lois or military swatting around so it's very intimate
>have the 'breath' sequence like in Spider-Man where he's simply being Superman doing Superman shit in Metropolis before Zod shows up
>recast Lois, Adams is a really bad fit
>Pa dies of heart attack and even if he had a momentary lapse in the 'maybe' line have him correct himself and actually project warmth. Costner projected zero warmth, even the 'you are my son' line his face is stone cold despite his vocal acting being good
>give Zod some charisma as a military general in capeshit and he's kind of chill after bursting out of the PZ on earth until he realises the fortress has tech that can skip over the 'breed with humans over a few generations' bit and get straight to growing babies en masse - maybe have shit like when when he first arrives on earth, a few of his soldiers literally fucking die from the intensity of what earth's sun does to a kryptonian - he and clark are flukes, so some more coherence as to why he wants earth terraformed
>the climax is less horrible apocalyptic, and what death there is sees Superman horror struck and enraged at Zod
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:28:57 PM No.213076498
>>213076483
saar...
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:29:45 PM No.213076513
>>213076154 (OP)
Right pounds pussy
Left takes it up the ass
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:30:32 PM No.213076532
>>213076498
>typing at a million miles a minute without proofreading as a dyslexic
>proposing changes to MoS
First is why I make errors, second is not congruent with a pajeet considering they heroworship MoS as a masterpiece
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:32:41 PM No.213076563
>>213076532
ok rape u tomorrow
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:36:18 PM No.213076637
>>213076386
>>213076226
I agree, just a few tweaks
>remove the krypton dildos
>remove the "stop invincible son" scene and pa kent's awful lessons
>make cavill act
>make lois and superman have chemistry
>have clark kent as a character in the movie
>make it colorful and not dull and grey
>make superman care about people
>cut the bullshit in first hour of the movie
>make the villains less one dimensional
>rethink the whole final act
Just some little tweaks and it could be a 7/10 movie
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:38:08 PM No.213076668
cavill
cavill
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>>213076154 (OP)
Can one fucking day go by without insecure Gunnfaggots trying to compare their new shit movie to Man of Steel?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:39:30 PM No.213076703
Abs don't actually fucking show underneath clothing for like anybody, it's not physically possible, what kind of person has abs that show underneath a costume what the fuck most superheroes don't have abs showing what must your abs look like underneath it must look so bizarre and strange
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:39:48 PM No.213076707
>>213076154 (OP)
I want hot gay sex with Henry Cavill, not that dorky Jew boy.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:48:54 PM No.213076893
>>213076637
>>make the villains less one dimensional
I'd say the shortened Krypton sequence is as the planet is literally exploding and Jor-El/Lara are sending Kal off. Zod arrives cause they are buddies and is like 'come with me and my merry band into the Phantom Zone' as their survival plan and is happy about Kal sent to Earth due humans being compatible but, well I haven't fully worked it out yet but Jor-El and Lara still die and Zod gets into PZ. Time dilation is a thing there so when they emerge on Earth it's obviously 30 years later, maybe 10 years for Zod. He has these ideological disputes with Superman that they really ought to be more forceful with humans re: YOU WILL BREED WITH US but holds no ill will towards humans, actually likes their cultures, etc. and is earnest in mentoring his friend's son. It's only when he takes a tour of the fortress and realises it has EVERYTHING needed to mass grow Kryptonians and terraform does he do a 180, like a total switch. It's not even a betrayal in the sense of 'HAHA I FOOLED YOU ALL ALONG', no he was gonna adapt to Earth and be calm until he realised a quicker and more brutal way was there all along
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:49:08 PM No.213076899
>>213076483
>>213076637
Also have Henry be fully nude and hairy

>>213076707
Based
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:53:35 PM No.213078269
>>213076190
Corenswet is literally jewish