You now remember Kevin Smith

This image REALLY makes me think

>>213078815 (OP)
What is wrong with the jews?

Why is he eating cocked shaped donuts?

Is there a more famous Gen X film maker?

>>213078886
Probably because that's his style of humor.

Give him something to cry about

>>213078854
about his wife's taint?

>>213078886
That’s a capital T

He stopped crying after every movie.

>they even made the bbc veins
Where do i buy this ?

How has this talentless fuck managed to maintain a career this long coasting off the success of a 90s indie film?

I hope he suffers worse than Willis

>>213078951
just take it out of your mother's cunt and shove it up your gaping asshole you nasty faggot

>>213078886
Why did he drink 2 gallons of whole milk per day for years?

>>213078986
Bruce doesn’t actually suffer. Maybe at first but he’s long gone now

>>213078815 (OP)
it's funny how just his beard going grey has done more to make him look old than the heart attack weight loss did

>>213078889
Tarantula Fincher PTA and Wes Anderson

>>213078886
That's his wife's fantasy

>>213078815 (OP)
Humiliation ritual he's contractually obligated to do after getting back the rights for Dogma.

>>213078815 (OP)
I fucking hate "nerd culture" people. Kinda sad that this faggot went from "sorta hip 90s indie filmmaker" to "over the hill onions-lad who still dresses like he's in 3rd grade with onions-mouth and the perpetually-frightened-faggot set to his eyes" while also being one of the ones the spearheaded that particular shitpit of popular culture.

Easiest shop ever to put a huge bbc there

>>213078815 (OP)
I think they replaced him

>>213078938
still pwns my dick

>>213079575
if he died fat he'd be kubrick tier

>>213079011
I worked at the in house restaurant in an assisted living facility and sadly no, dementia is brutal. Its not the malaise most people think it is, its a constant state of anger/fear/confusion/sadness. worse is that it comes and goes. One day they can remember 1956 the next they dont recognize their nurse or children.

>>213079096
but do any of them post pictures of themselves crying at 3/10 capeshit movies?

>>213078815 (OP)
I live in Leonardo 2 mins down the road from Quick Stop so unfortunately I can never forget him. People are constantly posing in front of the store and his ugly mug is plastered all over

>>213078972
Big Harv

>>213078886
Why not? It's just a cock shaped food, not REAL cock, are you insecure about your sexuality, chud?

>>213079575
SOUL

>>213078886
He's washed up and completely irrelevant nowadays, so he does incredibly stupid shit to get some sort of publicity.

>>213080126
>He's washed up and completely irrelevant nowadays,
somehow by some divine miracle he was able to secure funding to film and proof it clerks 3 and THATS what we got. Somehow the 3rd feels even shittier and lower budget than the original AND the writing is shit

>>213078815 (OP)
Why are americans like this?

>>213080147
film and produce*

>>213080219
I had absolutely no idea there was a Clerks 3 'recently' released, so I'd say this just underlines my "completely irrelevant" statement.

>>213078815 (OP)
I want to have sex with his daughter

>>213080289
I’ll be blunt with you. Do yourself a favor and just don’t watch it. Just don’t

>>213080290
total butter face but I’d be lying if I said I wouldn’t

>>213080290
That's a man.

>>213078815 (OP)
I just suffered through his "sequel" to Clerks 3. Which is supposed to be the first View Askew-related stuff he wrote since he went straight edge. It's shit. The damage is permanent.

>>213080571
I cant believe they got the call of duty bux

>>213078886
it's funny because that's perfectly normal and not actually unusual at all, get it?

>>213080470
Jersey 8

>>213078815 (OP)
>heh now watch me pwn this brown taint

>>213078815 (OP)
this sad sack has just spent most of his life as a Jason Mewes delivery system

>>213078815 (OP)
Yum. I love chocolate donuts.

Big black donut

>Clerks 1
>pretentious garbage
>Clerks 2
>mediocre garbage
>Clerks 3
>cringy garbage
>Clerks animation
>actual kino

>>213078815 (OP)
I now would like to forget Kevin Smith.

I saw his daughter's titties btw. She was selling them online until they got leaked. Very classy millionaires.

i am randall in clerks 2 when he gives that jail talk

except its on hard mode when everyone shits on you for wanting to live a simple brain dead life

>>213080290
>I want to have sex with his daughter
you mean Jay's daughter. look at that nose an jawline

>>213080122
>JUST

I want to eat and swallow cock.

>>213078886
BBC donuts are an american delicacy

>>213078815 (OP)
>Bruce Willis no longer remembers working with Kevin Smith
Well, I suppose that's an upside.

>>213078815 (OP)
Bold of you to assume that
No idea who this is or what I'm forgetting about him.

>>213078815 (OP)
https://www.netflixisajokefest.com/shows/kevin-smith-cuck-life

>>213078815 (OP)
Lmao

>>213080290
Shes got a nice bum. I noticed when she was in that movie with Lily Rose Depp.

>>213078815 (OP)
>Chocolate
It's fucking OVER

>>213081773
Kek it's so obvious and if you listened to Smodcast back in the day Kevin is clearly a cuck who enjoys being humiliated by his bitch wife