literally me

>>213079766 (OP)
She ugly

I love Florence Pugh so much it's unreal.

>>213079766 (OP)
>>213079876
what do you call this aesthetic? greasy? i am a fan.

Cheese lust

Imagine if Florence looked at your thingy like this lol

>>213080171
Disappointed she didn't tear into it like Cookie Monster

>>213079766 (OP)
>capeslop
Grow up

>>213079766 (OP)
>papa I'm a millionaire

Thunderbolts is unironically in my top 15 all time. I loved it. If I ever made a movie, it would pretty much be that. Florence is adorable and that scene in particular got me choked up.

>>213080398
post tits

>>213079876
SLOPPA MAMA

>>213080476
I'm a man in my 30s.

>>213079876
You just know that being Florence Pugh's personal assistant must be a nightmare. Not only does Pugh require an incessant and nightmarish grooming routine, shaving the thick and spiky veil of vellum hair projecting from her oily skin with an industrial razor, every morning, noon, and night, but she also exudes a thick and gelatinous sheen of bitter sweat in even the slightest of trying conditions. One former child-friend of Pugh reported that the going for a light jog for the actress on a mild day was virtually akin to going for a swim, drenching the actress in a beefy centimetre-thick jelly. What's more, owing to the unfortunate one-in-a-trillion genetic circumstances of her bodily composition, Pugh is also in a constant state of prolonged ruminant-like digestion that has baffled even the world's leading biologists, meaning her body ferments waste at a glacial rate, rather like a lethargic cow. This has caused numerous incidents involving irreparably blocked toilets on the LA scene, and Pugh is infamously banned from every Chinese all-you-can-eat buffet on the West Coast. Owing to her remarkable preponderance for acquiring and retaining blubber, many have postulated that Pugh is an atavistic relic of a now extinct aquatic Hominid that once populated the English Channel. Furthermore, the actress's anus, which according to leaked government intel has evolved into an organ reminiscent of a cetacean blow-hole, is supposedly permanently agape, emitting a staggering, car-exhaust-like effluence of odours that some have described as bearing the notes of searing-petroleum and rotting-cheese. Attempts have been made to contact Pugh's previous PA's for confirmation as to the veracity of these reports, but each one was eerily found to be permanently comatose and in a similar state of injury, the inner membranous lining of their nostrils having been completely incinerated through an unknown means.

>>213080956
You think this will stop me, but it's only gotten me more aroused

>>213079766 (OP)
You're a fat, hysterical woman?

>>213079876
She's cute at times but she should lean into the fatness more and grow a proper pair of tits. Someone should Architect her.