>>213080992 (OP)
>Be me working as a waiter in Manhattan
>Scarlett Johannson comes in and I have to take her order
>anxiety thru the roof
>start grabbing her hand as i write with the other
>she starts giggling because I'm being so weird
>thanks haha
>get fired because she complained to the manager

>>213080992 (OP)
Yeah no I'm not telling on myself and making some glownigger happy.

>>213080992 (OP)

>>213080992 (OP)

Its strange but girls dont mind being groped by gay guys. Its as if they do want to be touched by men but dont want to have to deal with an erection.

>>213081163
>>213081170
nothing to see here, just a regular heterosexual guy.

>>213080992 (OP)
How does he keep geting away with it?

>at bus stop
>late for job interview
>anxiety.exe
>cute girl nearby
>ask her for an emergency rimjob in public bathroom while I jack off
>feels sorry for me and obliges
>panic attack avoided
>thanks buddy, high five!

>>213080992 (OP)
We all need some love now and again.

>>213080992 (OP)
"C'mere Bella, I'm feeling anxious."

>>213081348
That is a "I'll hold your hand now please stop touching me" if ever I've seen one

i went to the Pedro Pascal experience at Disney World and was groped by a man who looked nothing like Pedro Pascal

>>213081589
Sorry bud, nothing personal, it's just another job

>>213081348
this lil zesty niggah neve gets anxious around male coworkers lol

>>213081674
or bella ramsey

>>213080992 (OP)
This woman is pregnant with her husband
Hollywood is weird

>POV: your invited your anxious coworker to the company picnic

fuck you incels
Pedro is a good man

>in college
>become friends with a girl in my class
>two weeks later her grandma dies
>she looks like she wants to kill herself
>I try to comfort her and lightly stroke her arm/shoulder for a second
>she stops talking to me
>later reports me to the college

>>213081321
His crime: Not having telepathy

>>213081706
wtf how

Doakes posting is the best new meme

>>213080992 (OP)
>>213081348
They're just good friends ;)

>>213081398
gotta defuse somehow

>>213082088
I do find it hilarious and I know this is going to sound like I'm Pedro-guarding but it is peculiar that it appeared at the same time as Superman and Fantastic 4 are competing for box office

>>213081348
>ABLOOO, CAN I HAZ A HANDHOLDY PWEASSEEE :3

A 50 year old acting like a scared 8 year old around his mother onwards a married pregnant woman that is vile.
This guy is an absolute abusive sex pest 100%

>>213082469
Yeah, that's just weird. Stunted emotional growth.

>>213081768
>Shit that never happened

>>213080992 (OP)
>her husband has to watch stuff like this over and over again
I'd have punched him and divorced her long ago.

>>213082109
He must really be anxious here. Poor guy.

>>213082109
HORSE COCK

>>213082469
>This guy is an absolute abusive sex pest 100%
i'm expecting a repeat of neil gaiman with pedro in a few years