It's a single-celled protein combined with synthetic aminos, vitamins and minerals. Everything the body needs.

>>213081186 (OP)
>Where's the nearest McDonalds?

i recently ate nothing but protein bars for a couple of weeks, and i got kidney stones.

>>213081237
everything the kidneys need

>>213081186 (OP)
>single-celled protein
That's, those words don't go together like that

>>213081328
shut up NERD

>>213081186 (OP)
It's a double-hinged, half-head, small-pronged spork. Everything the hungry eater needs

>>213081328
I think he means it's harvested from bacteria or algae or something.

>>213081237
kidney stones cant form that fast you probably dehydrated for most of ur life

>>213081540
i usually drink a lot of water, but i fell back into some bad habits. basically did everything that increases the risk. it WAS extremely painful /tv/, please look after yourselves ;_;

Upgraded "Matrix Gruel" with Full Nutritional Coverage
Base Ingredients (for texture & macros):
>1 cup unsweetened onions milk
>1 scoop plant-based complete protein powder
>2 tbsp nutritional yeast (fortified)
>1 tbsp ground flaxseed or chia seeds
>1/2 banana or 1/4 cup cooked sweet potato
>1/2 cup cooked oatmeal or silken tofu

Micronutrient Boosters:
>1 tsp spirulina powder
>1/4 tsp turmeric + black pepper
>1/2 tsp powdered greens mix or dehydrated kale/chlorella (optional)
>1/2 crushed multivitamin tablet (optional but potent)

Optional for Gut Health & Absorption:
>1 tbsp apple cider vinegar or lemon juice
>Pinch of salt (electrolytes)

Preparation:
>Blend all ingredients.
>Heat gently for porridge-style warmth.

>>213081186 (OP)
It looks like Vietnamese dessert. YUM!

>>213081237
were you drinking 6-8 liters of water a day?

>>213081723
I see you sneaking in that basic plant fiber and potassium into a "gruel"

>>213081723
Just put too few Frosted Flakes in a bowl of PediaSure if you’re going to do this, ffs

>>213081186 (OP)
You know what it reminds me of? Tastee Wheat. You ever eat Tastee Wheat?

>>213081186 (OP)
It's a single-dimensional story combined with synthetic special effects, minorities, and popcorn vessels. Everything the modern audience need.

>>213081186 (OP)
Reminder that this is what libshits want to replace your filet mignon with

>>213081237
GOOD

>>213081723
Mmm milk of onions

>>213081869
based recycler

>>213081186 (OP)
let me guess, you need more?

I would go back into matrix after seeing that

>>213081186 (OP)
It's not *everything* the body needs.

>>213083092
There's no reason they can't be eating steak in their simulation and have a tube feeding them the goop in reality

>>213081186 (OP)
it's jizzsnot.... agent smith!

>>213081186 (OP)
Looks yummy.

>>213083886
Yeah, I dunno what people are making a big deal over. Nothing different than cereal or watery oat meal

>>213081186 (OP)
>here anon it's whiteslop
>those yellow things are Morpheus' jizz, it's an aquired taste... but back in our beloved Communist China they'd pay millions for every ounce, millions Jerry!

>>213081186 (OP)
I'll say thanks for the slop and asks for seconds. It beats the Matrix slop, aka liquified human corpses feed intravenously.

>>213084830
>that pic
so what do the rest of the shitters voting for non-trump believe lol

>>213085142
they could be Satan worshippers but not pedophiles, or vice versa.

>>213081237
It's what kidneys crave!

I prefer it in a gas state, inhaled deeply into my lungs.

>>213085694
You think that's air you're breathing now?

>>213083523
Morpheus was a true believer in freeing all humans, he wouldn't allow that shit on his ship

>>213085694
>>213085777
hop in, dude

>>213085250
I never understood why their programmer put Agent Smith in that training simulation. How the fuck did they, out of all agents, happen to pick out the guy that had a history with Neo?

>>213081237
i just went and grabbed a water after reading this

>>213085820
They reguarly use their simulation to train, fight, and jack off. Nothing stopping them from eating too. And when they go back to Zion, we see people who sit in comfortable simulated environments running the dock machinery while their real bodies are jacked in