This film is almost too kino

everybody already knows that
NEXT

>>213082234 (OP)
not so fast

not a fan. I think the batsuit looks like shit.

Begins > TDK

The only shitty thing that really stood out was Bale's raspy Batman voice

>And I thought my jokes were bad

>By the way, the suit--it wasn't cheap. You oughta know, you bought it

>Let's wind the clocks back a year. These cops and lawyers wouldn't dare cross any of you. I mean, what happened? Did your balls drop off? Hmm?

>I know why you choose to have your little group therapy sessions in broad daylight. I know why you're afraid to go out at night... The Batman. You see, Batman has shown Gotham your true colors, unfortunately. Dent, he's just the beginning. And as for the television's so-called "plan", Batman has no jurisdiction. He'll find him and make him squeal. I know the squealers when I see them, and...

>It's simple, we kill the Batman

>If you're good at something, never do it for free

>If we don't deal with this now, soon... little, uh, Gambol here won't be able to get a nickel for his grandma

>Let's not "blow" this out of proportion

So many good Joker quotes in one scene

>>213082675
Plus the lack of Scarecrow, and the mispronunciation of Ras Al Ghul. Nearly everything else succeeded gangbusters

TDKR is easily Nolans worst film

>>213082234 (OP)
Those movies are all overrated and have aged terribly

Did Alfred's precious stones story remind anyone of a secular version of the Judgment of Solomon? Surprised that Bishop Barron didn't pick up on it

>>213082234 (OP)
>>213082366
helo, sars. No idea how you can tolerate laughable action, boring characters and nonsensical idiot plot where everyone is a bored idiot. But, for each his own.

SWEAR TO ME!

It seems like Alfred represents every empire throughout history including Ancient Rome, but it's not clear if Harvey Dent is a Solomonic figure.

>>213083107
>No idea how you can tolerate laughable action, boring characters and nonsensical idiot plot where everyone is a bored idiot.
by avoiding The Batman (2022), still the perfect pandemic film btw.

>>213082234 (OP)
Nice bait, faggot

>>213082675
>>213083007
Don't forget the rushed Twoface arc

>>213082426
This.
Also there's no BABES and it looks like a Michael Mann movie instead of a comic book movie. A Batman movie where it never rains = Automatic C tier or lower

>>213082234 (OP)
It has flaws, but yes.

>>213082434
yes

>>213084766
The Batman (2022) is much better than TDKR or Batman Returns, easy A tier.

>>213082234 (OP)
Batman Returns > Batman Forever > Batman Begins > The Dark Knight > Batman > The Dark Knight Rises > Batman & Roberts > BvS > haven't seen justice league or the Batman

>>213084766
>Placing anything above Batman
Retard

>>213084930
I could replicate The Batman by sitting on the toilet for 3 hours while Nirvana plays.

>>213084930
why? It doesn't have any good scenes, and I love those actors. I love Jeffrey Wright but there's nothing there for him to say or do, same with Andy Serkis. The narration adds nothing, same with catwoman, falcone, riddler, penguin... A four-minute scene with Alfred or Gordon would be just the thing, instead of seemingly endless Catwoman. Maybe Reeves was sleeping with Zoe Kravitz but that's no reason to bore the audience.

>>213082234 (OP)
The casting is so fucking good minus Maggie Gylenhall ill always find it hilarious. Likelike every minor mobster & thug has great screen presence in TDK and then you got Maggie’s melting face & takes you out of the movie for a few seconds. Should’ve just casted Eva Green or even Rebecca Hall

That transition between "we burned the forest to ground" and Dent waking up in the hospital bed is 10/10 cinema

>>213085341
>I love boring dickhead Bale, mush-mouth drunk Caine and gay faggot Ledger

>>213085305
>Maybe Reeves was sleeping with Zoe Kravitz
Maybe there's something in the way...

>>213084766
Batman And Robin was great

>>213085356
https://youtu.be/16Zx9zTXeS0?si=c5NDOoYPt87JctKW&t=72

>>213086133
based

>>213083019
begins still holds up
tdk and rises don't
>>213084766
objectively shit tier taste

the correct ranking is

S - 89, Returns
A - Begins, 22
B - Forever, TDK, BVS
C - power gap
D - B&R
F - TDKR

>>213086973
The Batman fucking sucks, friend.

>>213087256
maybe it sucks if you're autistic
unironically it is the most faithful adaptation to date, only b&r comes close otherwise

>>213085478
>mush-mouth drunk Caine
Kino

>>213087282
>the most faithful adaptation
What the fuck are you even talking about? I don't see how it's especially faithful, not that I care that much about fidelity either way. I just think it's a boring overlong turd.

>>213087513
That's because you're an ADHD-addled homosexual

>>213087579
ok

>>213082234 (OP)
bump

>>213082234 (OP)
I would have agreed in 2008 but I don't think I could watch it now. The dialogue is too pretentious/cheesy.

>>213086973
>TDK and BvS in the same tier

>>213085305
>It doesn't have any good scenes
You aren't wrong. Three hours long and nothing works.

>>213082234 (OP)
This movie is carried by the supporting actors. Heath Ledger obviously but also Michael Caine, Gary Oldman, the black guy, etc. Also for a Nolan movie it somehow has really good dialogue, a lot of very iconic lines.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SuTLMp6Ytw

>>213084032
I didn't watch The Batman at all. I only watched Nolan slop for the memes.

>>213084930
nice bait, have a (you)

>>213089695
>Heath Ledger obviously sucks cock
FIFY
>Also for a Nolan movie it somehow has really good dialogue
The sit-downs, the intimate one-on-ones and the pointless explanation scenes are some of the worst parts of an already lackluster movie

>>213089254
BvS is better.

>>213082234 (OP)
>the big thugs actually have a good heart
Cringe and borderline racist.
>>213082366
Cringe movie for manchildren.

Nolan capeshit is reddit incarnate.

>>213090871
There are a ton of lines in this movie that are do famous they've basically just entered the English language as idioms. "Some men just want to watch the world burn" for example

>>213090094
>I didn't watch The Batman at all
Don't waste your time. It's junk.

>>213082434
I dont have to call you a retard... but I don't have to agree with you either

>>213084032
The Batman 2022 is literally worse than B/R

at least in b/r Mr. Freeze Froze people, Poison Ivy seduced ppl and Bane smashed shit.

in The Batman

>Penguin doesn't umbrella
>Riddler doesn't riddle, just murders people like jigsaw
>Catwoman catburglers like one item then she goes on a BLM tirade.

oh and the Riddler recruited an army of incels on gun nut message boards

B/R is literally a better Batman film

Dark knight is greatest super hero movie ever!!

See my analysis:
https://youtu.be/dhpjKX1j-KQ?si=ALQL80FZELzKyqRv

>>213091825
I mostly agree Spiderman 2 is a very very close second. But after 20 years people have forgotten about Spiderman yet people still remember Ledgers Joker and shit like the pencil trick

>>213082366
What the fuck happens to Detective Flass after Batman begins?

>>213084766
The Batman is too far up.

Rob Ager again has the best take
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jf7mbc6cf6Y

>>213091943
The common folk might have "forgotten" about Spider-Man but you know who didn't? Every screenwriter in this industry. Spider-Man 2 is a masterpiece of screenwriting.

Such a good movie.

>>213092265
This is an interesting video but he says very little about the actual film elements of the film lol. It's mostly thematic analysis

>>213082234 (OP)
So good it made critics praise TDKR even though it was dogshit