Whoa!

>>213084229 (OP)

>>213084229 (OP)
She is so god damn weird looking with weird body proportions. Any chance that her parents had her hopped up on some kind of hormone regime to make her "cute" or something?

Her head is the same as when she was a teenager, but she has the body of what looks like a young man, then the forearms and hands of a woman. Nothing about her looks right, and she looks like bad art.

>>213084229 (OP)
>that filename
Top kek

I still remember that week and a half that /tv/ all watched the film and we had so many funny ass jokes and begrudgingly all admitted we enjoyed the film in all it's absurdity. It's rare when /tv/ all gets along.

>>213084359
A lot of Hollywood kids were given growth blockers so they keep their young look longer to get more money from kids roles. That's how fucking psychos parents can be, and that's why so many popular kids became so weird when they became old.
I feel bad for them since it ruins their adult looks forever

>>213084447
I watched the movie the other day and I was keking hard, wish I saw it with you

>>213084635
I know bro. When it dropped online, /tv/ went bananas. Anons who had no intention of watching had to watch it just to be included in the bants. No film has ever unified this board as much.

Post it

>>213084922
That's a nose that's seen some coke.

>>213084922
Potato ahh looking head

>>213084982
What is a potato ahh?

>>213084359
IRL she looks normal. /tv/ just likes to pick and choose unflattering photos of her because they imagine asking her out someday and in their own heads they know they'd be rejected by her. Sad.

>>213085022
lmao

>>213084931
tell us about the air raid, baron munchausen

>>213084931
explain to me why this wouldn't work

>>213085043
She loved showing off her camel toe. I don't have pics of it but iykyk.

>>213085091
You would be killed by the force of the explosion, not propelled harmlessly upward, and you would also not still be in line with the plane which is still flying forward while you're falling and losing forward momentum rapidly.

>>213085022
>>213085098
>it's...le cherrypick
>he said as he carefully picked images that avoid showing her body

>>213084931
I watch dumb movies just for the sake of watching dumb movies. Sometimes you're not in the mood for something with gravity. Something you have to sit and focus on to appreciate.
I have seen a lot of stupid shit, but that scene still remains the single most retarded fucking thing I've ever witnessed.

>>213084931
KINO

>>213085208
Huh? Don't lump me in with the meme poster.

I'm simply a DSL chad. iykyk

i-i -is Chloe /ourgirl/ again? Has /tv/ gone full circle and 180 degrees?

>>213084229 (OP)

>>213085192
if the explosion would have killed her how is she still alive then?

>>213085454
I'm fucking dying.

>>213085794
I lol'd too

>>213085504
she's not. post-mortem gas release.

>>213084229 (OP)
landis won

>>213084447
Chlomo brings us together.

>>213085383
Always has been.

>>213085504
>>213085875
body double died, actually and you are being a bit insensitive right now

>>213086084
I wasn't there. Sadly I got old Chloe where she still tried to be cute but nobody was buying.

>>213086581
>the Hillary Effect

>>213086608
She sets herself up for memes and then gets mad about them.

>>213085043

me on the left

>>213086702
>O-Face

>>213084229 (OP)
That is one weird movie.

>>213086702
She wanted the Hillary biopic so bad.

>>213086702
Actual diameter.

>>213086735
Best mouf in Hollywood

>>213086742
It was written by Max Landis. Chloe also worked with Louis CK. And did an animated film called Red Shoes about "fat-shaming" (she was on the wrong side of that).

The liberal media w/ help from her two gay brothers turned her into a lesbian and K-Stew pimped her out. Dropping truth bombs and don't care anymore.

>>213086860
>>213086871
KEEP BOMING 'EM BABY

>>213084329
>updated for 2025

>>213086860
She’s cute as fuck and a decent actress. She needs to mount a comeback, and with our h3lp she can be successful

>>213086952
You know what my issue is with her? She's a "puck bunny". Jersey chaser, whatever. And then she's just gonna break bad and leave Hollywood to marry a lesbian?

Clo-Mo lives dick. /tv/ knows it. So why pretend otherwise?

>>213087039
Sophia Bush is the same way. Sucked any dick she could just to get a head.
Then when producers were like "naw I'm good" they turn dyke and still fuck men with their polyamorous lover.

>>213087039
She’s not gay which is sad because she has good genes if not for the hormone tampering, be it birth control or whatever that other anon said.

>>213084931
How would any of this ever make it in the final cut?

>>213087219
>she has good genes

>>213087219
So you agree she's not gay despite her lesbian wife. WTF. Her political beliefs warped her into a monster. But when your parents have three children and they're all faggots, ya gotta start arresting the parents.

>>213087298
did you just stop reading there?

>>213087311
She’ll pull a jojo siwa but it will probably be too late by then.

>>213084229 (OP)
Chloe?

>>213087322
She always had huge hands and shoulders, even as a kid.

>>213087395
They look proportional to me.

>>213084931
Well that was a stroke of luck! At least she didn't have to find a solution on the way down like Indiana Jones or Batman.

>>213087373
>jojo siwa
I hate that I'm even aware of who she is.

Nowadays you get more famous for being a lesbian and going straight than the other way around. That's why female basketball players hate Caitlyn Clark.

People always post the plane webm but never the webm where she fights the CGI monster.

>>213087758
Based "Gremlin In The Clouds" rememberer

Those webms were likely deleted from pedofiles a month later

>>213087758
I've never seen the film.

>>213085091
You dont fall exactly straight down like that, it's relative to the plane, also the explosion would torn you to bits (which still wouldn't land back on the plane).

>>213088033
Are you replying to yourself now? I'll kill this thread dead in it's tracks: Chloe smokes! Started when she was 14.

>>213087975
It's the most hilariously inept and obnoxious girlboss feminist slop you could possibly imagine.

>>213084229 (OP)
where is she at now?
i bet shes tatted up and pierced

>>213088226
I've got the images somewhere, but she got both her nipples pierced. Later realized that the "left tit" was "fashionable" and removed the other one.

But here's the twist, and there is a twist... she said on livestream she bragged she had 3 piercings not on her face. That means her famous camel toe has bling! As whores would say.

>>213088092
I’m pretty sure that was for a role

>>213084229 (OP)
Not gonna lie i would creampie her desu, deep in her pussy

>>213088353
Why is this board moving so fast that we can't keep a classic ChloMo thread active?

Are libtards really spamming 50+ South Park threads? Get over it. You LOST.

>>213089018
South Park and muh cape shit MUST DIE

>>213085091
Imagine you stand next to a gas tank and it explodes.
There is no physical difference to the damage to your body if you stand on the side of the tank, or under it, or just jump on top before exploding, the explotion is a sphere radius, your position on that sphere doesn't change the force you get to the face

>>213090284
She didn't fall that far, if the explosion had exactly the right force to break her fall and throw her back it could work.
Now I'm not sure an explosion could produce such a force, but it would be a bit more than landing on some huge elastic band that springs you back a bit harder. It could be plausible.

Now the scene itself is still Looney Toons tier.

>>213090532
there's machines that pushes air to keep you in place to simulate flying
but that is cool air
This is hot fire rapid moving and instantly boiling hot air combined, in an explotion you don't get hit by hot air and then fire
They get to your face at the same time

>>213089018
botslop has ruined an already bad experience

this place was always shit, but now the bots get their marching orders making threads for other bots, there are no actual people posting here anymore