(u jelly faggots?)

>>213086008 (OP)
Bro...
I seriously hope that is a sex toy...

rate my most recent turtle

For me, it’s the H.E.R.B.I.E.

>>213086008 (OP)
Honestly is pretty good, at least isn't a low effort crap

>>213086008 (OP)
Damn... which ones do I get rid of to make space ?

>>213086008 (OP)
solid popcorn vessel

>>213086008 (OP)
Popcorn bucket?

>>213086008 (OP)
I'm thinking of getting the Naked Gun popcorn bucket.

>>213086563
Nice beaver.

>>213086008 (OP)
>bucket
It’s a vessel , Sanjay

>>213086008 (OP)
nope, I have the best promotional vessel yet
snagged it for $80USD (new in packaging) on eBay

>>213086166
I grew up around enough rural flea markets to know that's the ultimate destination for this stupid shit in 10 years, I just could never collect this type of dumb tchotchke stuff
>>213086563
that's so stupid it's actually sort of funny

>>213086054
he cute

>>213086008 (OP)
Unfuckable / 10

Dune and Deadpool and Wolverine knew what they were doing

>>213086008 (OP)
Stay mad

>>213086008 (OP)
what a fag xD

>>213086008 (OP)
fuck no. im not a virgin

>>213086729
Rural flea markets kick ass. eBay if you know what you want for speculative collectible plastic crap.

>be car that's important to Dominics character
>once belonged to his father before he died in a fiery crash
>Dom takes it out on the man who sabotaged me which created his violent nature
>The only car Dom was scared to drive
>Overcomes his fear of driving me to avenge his murdered friend
>20 years later
>I am now a gimmick for a popcorn bucket

>>213086054
why does the turtle have a ciggy in his mouth

Seems a little big.

>>213086563
Nice beaver

>>213086008 (OP)
bucket bois unite

>>213087160
That's what it says on the plastic log it's holding.

>>213086008 (OP)
How do people not feel sick and disgusted with themselves when they buy stuff like this

>>213086008 (OP)
Where do you even keep giant pieces of plastic bullshit? Lmao toy "collectors" are less than hunan

>>213087258
>implying capeshit fans have self awareness or taste

>>213086166
i bet this chad only goes to flicks for the vessels AND only watches the superb owl (and he does refer to it as such) for the commercials

>>213087204
jesus christ mari'qua they're vessels

>>213086563
amazing beaver

>>213087384
your mom keeps them up her ass in my experience

>>213086008 (OP)
Please tell me each side holds a soda

>>213086008 (OP)
Thanks for reminding me to go work out OP. Almost forgot, busy day.

>>213086008 (OP)
YOOOO ITS ALEX JONES

GAY FROG MAN

What happens if the movie sucks? Do you leave the vessel behind or do the walk of shame out with it?

>>213087710
If it cost you twenty bucks or whatever you'd better not leave it behind. You own it now. You must enjoy your plastic tub.

>>213086110
Onaholes have come so far.

>>213087671
Why did a popcorn bucket remind you of this?

>>213087676
lmao

>>213087384
That SSJ3 Goku on the right is pretty sick tho

>>213087439
he is a bit of an aristocrat

>>213087872
>$20

The Galacticus Vessel is $79.99 + tax. $99 in leaf land. I don’t think euros + asia even get buckets

>>213086008 (OP)
That bucket cost 80 dollars

>>213089017
IT'S CLAP NOT CLAP A CLAP BUCKET

>>213086166
yikes

>>213088303
>That SSJ3 Goku on the right is pretty sick tho
You misspelled the yellow ducky with the clock belly and arms akimbo

>>213086008 (OP)
Damn that actually looks good!

>>213087384
>yarmulke
friendly fire

>>213089017
it's a collector's item

>>213086166
do americans really?

>>213089149
Kermie, let's blow this popsicle stand.

Captcha: Sh8tn

>>213089252
Why?

>>213086008 (OP)
>man pumped with sugar and seed oil holds a jewish totem as if a religious relic
Grim

>>213087384
We used to bully hard the adults living with that much plastic toys trash, what the hell happened.

>>213089252
Nobody is going to buy that from you, retard

>>213086008 (OP)
i've never gotten the appeal of the novelty popcorn buckets. i can understand the novelty cups as those seem a little easier to actually use, but these giant plastic monstrosities seem like they'd be impossible to fit in a cabinet or wash easily (and i feel like most people don't use dedicated popcorn buckets for popcorn, much less one the size of their entire chest).

>>213086563
I like it although I don't know if it's something thematic within the movie or just something random.

I don't get the hate. My house is full of toys, posters, comics, etc. What do you guys spend your money on?

>>213086166
they really nailed hugh jackman

>>213089857
there's generally nothing wrong with collecting things you enjoy, but spending $80 on a giant light up popcorn bucket is literally insane.

>>213089912
>they really nailed hugh jackman
A common occurrence.

>>213089958
>Find a mannequin
>dress it up as Galactus
>pop that head on it
You now have a cool mega figgy for your little FF figgies to fight.

What’s the largest popcorn vessel ever created? Life size R2D2?

>>213090238
i think the galactus head is actually the largest one to date.

>>213086166
>pure slop
into the trash it goes

>>213087384
Do not insult the Nicolas Winding Refn and his close friends like that.
You should be so lucky to browse for anime figures at Nakano Broadway with them.

>>213090365
He's friends with Kojima, he has no standards.

>>213086008 (OP)
Does it have a fleshlight in the mouth?

>>213086699
SAY IT

>>213086008 (OP)
The Jurassic Park Rebirth vessel was actually sick. I was tempted to take it from the fat asshole who fell asleep next to me.

>>213089857
Booze and drugs and you might be onto something with your landfill.

>>213089802
It's a call back to the original naked gun
There's a scene where this lady is up on a ladder and Frank says "nice Beaver" she says "thanks I just got it stuffed" and hands him down a taxidermy one

>>213089802

>>213089857
Fancy leather bound books. I like them because they dont just sit on a shelf to look pretty and collect dust. I also get use and enjoyment out of them. Thats why i get retro game collecting even though its not my thing. Dont really care for collecting things with no utility. It's a step away from hoarding.

>>213086008 (OP)
We say popcorn vessel, don't we?