Superman (2025) - /tv/ (#213087496) [Archived: 267 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:54:48 PM No.213087496
Superman.2025.720p.BluRay.x264.AAC-LAMA (01:50:12.875) 0092
This movie sucked. It had no plot, and superman gets his ass handed to him by literal whos. A better name would be "Mr. Fantastic and Krypto defeat Lex Luthor". This lil jewish supernigga gets himself beat up all the time, preens around like a publicity stunt and then says, and I quote, "I make mistakes and that is my superpower". Like nigga seriously? What the fuck? This nigga got his ass beat, got himself thrown in a pocket universe, then punched his clone a couple of times while the ENTIRETY OF METROPOLIS CRACKED DOWN THE MIDDLE and then had the gall to NOT save anyone and instead smile and laugh. Like fuck, man. At least exercise some empathy. And what the fuck was that boomer "punk rocker" shite at the end? Hell naw.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:55:19 PM No.213087505
Superman.2025.720p.BluRay.x264.AAC-LAMA (01:52:45.833) 0103
When you compare this supeman to Cavillman, you see that this one is an irresponsible idiot. Cavillman defeated Zod, and perhaps a few thousand people died. Here, in 2025, Kikeman gets an entire city broken up because he was too much of a pussy and got by only because the writers allowed him to job hard. Like, even the nanotech girl was stronger than him. Like fucking come the fuck on. Cavillman had the decency to take the conflict seriously, and really did want the betterment of humans. He also wasn't fucking jobbing around with "muh news" -- Alexander Luthor was way more devious than baldy. Baldy got fucking demotivated by a fucking news report. Like, what? Some bitch can take a few photos and the news can report a single line and that is enough to defeat him even though he had a literal mini universe? What the fuck were the writers smoking?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:56:38 PM No.213087552
Superman.2025.720p.BluRay.x264.AAC-LAMA (01:14:14.500) 0011
And don't get me started on the CGI. Did these niggers seriously put in some CW-tier shit into this half billion dollar movie? And why the fuck does every movie by PedoGunn feature an infant? In the flash there was a baby in an oven.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:57:00 PM No.213087563
cope snyderfag
fantastic fart lost
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:58:52 PM No.213087615
>>213087552
James Gunn wasn't involved with the flash
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:00:39 PM No.213087669
Superman.2025.720p.BluRay.x264.AAC-LAMA (01:19:13.833) 0022
Also, the entire plan concocted by Lex makes no fucking sense, and the unwashed brown masses of whateverpur were clearly supposed to be palestinian and did fuck all instead of begging for aid. At no point was anything given enough weight to become a personal issue for kikeman. He has some dubious aims, Pa Kent looks like a fucking fat weed smoker and his mother looks like an overbearing bitch.
And that entire plot with the airhead bimbo slut was fucking retarded. And that Jimmy ain't ever pulling shit apart from foreskins.

3/10, upgraded from 2/10 because I watched a camrip and didn't waste money on it.

MoS is miles better.

>>213087563
I don't give a shit about fantastic four and I'm not a snyderjeet. This movie sucked ass and that's a fact. They made the basic James Gunn movie / quipfest with boomer music and removed most of the quips. That's it.
>>213087615
Who gives a shit, it's close enough. If you've seen his tweets the rest is all incidental.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:03:59 PM No.213087759
Superman.2025.720p.BluRay.x264.AAC-LAMA (01:32:18.083) 0017
Like nigga how many people do you think died in that? You can't fucking "evacuate" a couple of million people in an hour. There were civilians in those buildings. And then people have the gall to call this superman "altruistic". Bitch he ain't anything other than a preening faggot. At any point he could have put Luthor in a personal jail (using the same logiic that Kikeman used to support whateverpur) and none of this would have happened because lex is a fucking pussy.
Come the fuck on. This was all preventable. RetardKikeMan is the enabler.