Adam Sandler turned Happy Gilmore 2 into nothing but a vehicle to try to force his daughter into being a movie star. It's lame.

>>213090657 (OP)
*dk voice* OHH, SHOSHANNA

>>213090657 (OP)
She's too Jewish looking.

she's only 16, dont even try it

>>213090657 (OP)
Yeah that's what successful men do for their children. I'm leaving my kids the equity from half a dozen properties, seven figures of investments, and prominent careers through my connections in the finance industry. What are you leaving? lol

>>213090657 (OP)
I'm willing to give nepobabies a chance, they just have to go through humiliation rituals and give gratuitous nude scenes like everyone else.

If Adam Sandler thinks his daughter is up to this challenge, then why not?

>>213090657 (OP)
Yeah at least she hot though

>>213090657 (OP)
I mean at least he is very clear and obvious about it, he has taken his success and is making sure that his family and friends get as many paychecks off of that success as possible.

>>213090657 (OP)
It’s funny how even under layers of make up, all Jews have the same face. Like you can tell that her, the girl from Anora, Larry King, Benjamin Netanyahu, all have the same lineage

>>213091225
the younger daughter is hot in some pictures but the older one looks like Adam in drag.

>>213091305
Ruling nobility tends to be genetically insular and thus look similar, yes.

Is that the Zohan? Because it looks like it belongs in a concentration camp.

>30 minutes in
>Eric Andre
>Bad Bunny
>Travis Kelce
>Both Sandler daughters
>Probably a bunch of other celebrities I didnt recognize

this entire movie is nothing but a gigantic cameo.

>>213091204
I'm looking forward to their bbc gangbang videos.

>>213091453
Welcome to every Adam Sandler movie for the last decade or so

>>213090738
He really leaned into the whole old jew persona for this movie

>>213091453
I thought bad bunny was a woman

>>213092813
he was the caddy

>>213091453
was rob in it?

>>213091204
Good work, you've created cunts.
At least make them work for a bit before given them all that money.

>>213092883
he replaced the midget on the tricycle and was in it for less than 6 seconds

I think it was an alright movie especially for a Sandler production. I was pretty buzzed though

Bruh Adam is not trying to make his daughter a movie star. He just likes acting with her and spending time with his family and friends. She doesn't have a movie career outside of her father. She's not really an actress but a daughter who acts in movies with her dad. A real nepo baby is Maude Apatow. You can see her father's influence in everything she does and she's not particularly a great actress.

She looks like wonder woman actress but more jewy

>>213092964
>replaced a midget
good

>>213090738
This. I spit upon this reasonably cute daughter of a multimillionaire for I am the bearer of the Cross of Inceldom!

>>213090796
And already waxed all over and with a nose job.

>>213093823
her elbows are way too pointy
2/10

>>213091305
They're Ashkenazi

>>213090657 (OP)
Eat shit you conceited fuck. If you don't know what you're in for with Happy Gilmore 2 you're retarded

>>213090657 (OP)
holy muttola

>>213094227
Yeah she's barely in it even his fake ballet daughter doesn't really matter. Hell his meathead sons are more memorable and are at least pretty fun

>>213094298
It's cute and I don't care how much he puts his kids into the spotlight. Even the cliché plot is funny in how transparent it is

>>213090738
That's how I like 'em.

SHE'S 16 YOU SICK FUCK

>>213091204
Hey man can i become your son and have some of that money

>>213091204
larps like this are really fucking lame lol. nobody that successful is using 4chan. I figure I'm near the high water mark being married with one kid, two cars, and the house I live in.

>ugly daughter is in his Alcoholics Anonymous group
>better looking daughter is his characters ballerina daughter
FUNNIEST THING IN THE MOVIE.

>>213090657 (OP)
is she at least funny?

>>213095299
>Women
>Funny
lol you should know by now its impossible for women to be funny unless they are femanons who post here of course. those are based

>>213095426
>t. never had a gf

>>213095299
Women are funny. Get over it.

>>213095544
your le quirky gf is not funny man, she is annoying and everyone hates you two and wish you would break up

>>213095692
she moved :'(

>>213095785
sorry about that. bet she was the most annoying whore. you are better off without her, trust me

I want to fuck her so bad
espically when she was like 13 in that You Are So Not Invited to My Bat Mitzvah movie

>>213090738
She's not hideous and Adam Sandler is the least annoying celebrity on the planet so I'll allow it

>>213095947

>>213094032
nah that's a mizrahi jew aka iraqi arab jew>>213096046

What was even the point of having people like Eric Andre and Margaret Qualley in the movie for one single scene where they're playing parts that literally anyone could do? Are there really people out there who are entertained just by people they recognize showing up in a movie for 2 minutes?

>>213096046
Wow she still had her original nose here.

>>213096046
das it mayne
amitcore

>>213090657 (OP)
Id fuck both his daughters

>>213097462
yahweh bless you sandman

>>213094608
Old enough to bleed, old enough for intercourse

>>213090657 (OP)
I called that in the thread when the trailer dropped. You should have listened, it was obvious

>>213090657 (OP)
She’s very cute

>>213097462
>>213097703
why does sandler want me to want to fuck his daughter?

>>213094608
that's middle age in jew law

>>213097884
it's a j*w male thing I think

>>213090657 (OP)
She's really cute and I want to kiss her

>>213096046
>>213097462
>>213097703
whoa mama