I feel like a prize asshole
No one even mentions my casserole

These are the 24 karat gold tears of a rapper

>>213093374 (OP)
They all saw that movie, Maid in Manhattan.

>>213093374 (OP)
could 2 kiwi musicians make it in NYC in 2025?

They call him the hiphopopotamus
his lyrics are bottomless....

>>213093806
not a chance
amerikkka is even more racist now

Rhyme-nocerous. Not because I’m fat, not because I got birds on my back, but because I’m horny. I’m horny

i'm not crying. it's just been raining on my face.

I'm cookin' a lasagna......
for one ;_;

>>213093374 (OP)
You dont have to be a prostitute
No no no no no
You can say no to being a man ho
A male gigolo

>Counting coins on the counter of the 7/11
>From a quarter past six 'til a quarter to seven

>>213093374 (OP)
Flight of the Concords was so fucking comfy. The BBC radio show was also great.

>>213094042
>The manager, Bevan, starts to abuse me
>Hey man, I just want some muesli

>was this about 20 seconds ago?
>no, about 23 seconds ago

>>213094326
>tfw no mel stalker fan

>>213094326
the best scene with her is when she meets the bongo player and falls for him and then brett and jermain gets jealous

>>213093374 (OP)
This show aged like fine wine, particularly season 2. I loved the Roxanne parody that sounded great and the chorus was "You don't have to be a prostitute".

>stay cool, bret
>bret, stay cool

>>213093374 (OP)
the day after my birthday is not my birthday mum

>>213093374 (OP)
Your beard is good

>>213094793
this is another one of your weird posts, man

>>213095050
>Bret you got it going ooooon
>That's the conclusion that I've come to, but that doesn't mean that I want to bum you

Carol Brown is legit a catchy ass song and I just listen to it because I enjoy it nowadays

Good show. I wonder how the zoomies will react when they discover it.

>oh the media monkeys and junket junkies will invite you to the plastic pantomime.. throw their invites away

>>213093374 (OP)

Is that Ray Narvaez Jr?

There's people on the street getting diseases from monkeys
Yeah, that's what I said - they're getting diseases from monkeys
Now there's junkies with monkey disease
Who's touching these monkeys, please
Leave these poor sick monkeys alone
They've got problems enough as it is

>>213096540
I'm a zoomer and this show was a big part of my childhood
you boomers need to learn that a lot of "zoomies" are adults now and that those kids on your lawn are actually gen alpha aka alphies

You're so beautiful
Like a... tree

>>213096590
No I know all that, it wasn't a hostile comment, just genuinely curious. To me it captures a very specific place and time (in a goofy way) so I wonder how it holds up.

>>213093374 (OP)
Brit>Jemaine

>>213093374 (OP)
The manager, Bevan, starts to abuse me
Hey man, I just want some muesli

>>213096606
Or a high class prostitute!

>>213093914
>You're pretty much the most disliked race in this whole country.
>What about black people?
>They don't like you either.

>>213096540
i feel like when i showed my friends they were like "Oh so they're a less funny Lonely Island". I'm not a zoomer though

>>213096723
That this was being said by an Indian is utterly hilarious now.

everybody at the party
feeling naughty
shake your booties yeah

>>213094423
>bounce, bounce
>do the doggy bounce

>>213096544
every time i think about david bowie my mind always drifts to jemaine's impression of him instead and then i laugh a bit on the inside

And when you're on the street, depending on the street, I bet you are definitely in the top three

>>213093806
no the seperation of culture that allowed it to happen doesnt exist anymore

>You're so beautiful, you could be an air hostess in the 60s
Would this line actually work?

>shut up girlfriends from the past

Remember to watch the entire version of Feel Inside and Stuff Like That to appreciate it fully

>>213093806
the jokes would be the same
>you guys are Australian?
>no we’re from New Zealand

>You say "is that it?"
>I know what you're sayin girl
>You're sayin "aww yeah that's it"

>why are we still paying so much for sneakers when you got them made by little slave kids?

Inner
Inner city
Inner city pressure
*inner city pressurree*

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