Why we don't see him in movies? - /tv/ (#213094909) [Archived: 309 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:20:48 AM No.213094909
Stavros
Stavros
md5: 59a5d37686c8d28d46bd5582409df817๐Ÿ”
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:22:59 AM No.213094951
he just had Lets Start A Cult and is in a movie with Emma Stone coming later this year
Stav won
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:23:47 AM No.213094971
Too busy winning
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:27:34 AM No.213095059
35267
35267
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>>213094951
>I actually fucked Emma Stone and she said she saw you penis and it was small
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:35:56 AM No.213095247
>>213094909 (OP)
Because they're projecting the movie on him
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:40:45 AM No.213095357
nick on crack
nick on crack
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:40:59 AM No.213095368
>>213094909 (OP)
because he's visually repulsive
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:42:05 AM No.213095395
he couldn't fit in the frame
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:42:06 AM No.213095397
Vivzie.Halkias
Vivzie.Halkias
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>>213094909 (OP)
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:45:08 AM No.213095469
>>213095059
what a faggy picture
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:48:15 AM No.213095541
Ddqjx2DV0AAFh_v
Ddqjx2DV0AAFh_v
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>>213095397
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:49:16 AM No.213095560
>>213095469
take it back
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:49:52 AM No.213095578
>>213095059
don't post pictures of this traitorous worm, the ghost of kyiv sam hyde will fucking mog him forever. he betrayed the cause
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:50:47 AM No.213095594
nick mullen sent me pictures of his cock because well i'm gay so yeah
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:51:29 AM No.213095613
>>213095059
How much longer can Nick just live off of being a podcast guest before he kills himself?
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:52:03 AM No.213095625
>>213095613
Is he back on the sauce yet?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:52:59 AM No.213095646
>>213095613
he said he's writing movies atm
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:53:06 AM No.213095648
>>213095578
calm down
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:54:04 AM No.213095667
>>213095646
the only thing nicks good at is being funny in casual conversation. he sucks at everything else
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:54:27 AM No.213095676
>>213095646
>What if a retard... was also gay?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:54:40 AM No.213095681
>>213095247
>>213095395
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWICOht1Ago
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:55:26 AM No.213095705
>>213095578
this post is certified based and redpilled, hell yeah lets oo magapedes
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:56:24 AM No.213095729
>>213095368
Most people are unattractive, it's very unrealistic that most actors must be handsome, Stavros represent most of humanity. There should also be more bald actors for that same reason
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:56:31 AM No.213095730
mullen hyde
mullen hyde
md5: 8946a3889b05f5122da269fe3c43c698๐Ÿ”
>>213095705
>>213095578
Mullen is a more talented Sam Hyde
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:57:34 AM No.213095749
>>213095730
TRUTH NUKE
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:59:17 AM No.213095783
>>213095730
He's just so unmotivated.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:01:36 AM No.213095819
>>213095646
Me Play Joke
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:01:59 AM No.213095824
He tried a movie and it was embarrassing
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:02:53 AM No.213095844
>>213095824
Let's Start a Cult? Is it that bad? Haven't watched it
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:03:07 AM No.213095848
>>213095730
>he just relies on shock humor, not real comedy
wtf is real comedy then? nick has made me laugh harder than any comedian
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:06:35 AM No.213095925
>>213095730
It's interesting that they're both children of divorce who used to be used car salesmen
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:07:35 AM No.213095954
>>213095730
Nah. Nick is hilarious
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:18:11 AM No.213096220
>>213095925
The funniest people are the ones who are clearly used to bullshit with the public as a job
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:52:31 AM No.213096991
>>213095848
Sam has made zoomer /pol/cels laugh more than any comedian
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:55:19 AM No.213097042
>>213095844
Don't even bother. Find a cam recorder and film walking down the street you'd be more entertained than the obortion Stav put out
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:56:55 AM No.213097073
>>213094909 (OP)
Why do both he and Adam Friedland talk with fake speech impediments? It Adam's case it actually makes it really hard to understand what he's saying sometimes. It's not funny. Also, I have never met a person who liked Cum Town who wasn't stupid.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:00:29 AM No.213097152
>>213095730

>without punching down
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:22:18 AM No.213097646
>>213095730
Counterpoint: makes me laugh
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:34:10 AM No.213097956
>>213095729
But people go to movies to enjoy themselves. If you want real life, go outside and look at that.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:38:31 AM No.213098053
cuz heโ€™s fat and he laughs easily?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:40:54 AM No.213098117
>>213097073
I mean why would you ever look into it?
Imagine scrolling through whatever you look at podcasts on and seeing cum town and going โ€œoh yeah this is the oneโ€
Every clip Iโ€™ve seen of it has been some terrible story interrupted with that fat dude laughing at everything like it was insanely funny to the point it all felt like an inside joke
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:46:39 AM No.213098286
>>213094951

He's going to be locked into being the goofy fat guy who takes pratfalls. He'll Chris Farley on us in the next five years if he doesn't come to Jesus.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:49:37 AM No.213098365
he's a cool guy like bill murray. that hard to pin down "cool" aura. let's face it. this fat fuck has it.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:51:15 AM No.213098415
>>213098365

You mean, like Bill Murray, he isn't funny?
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:08:31 AM No.213098878
images
images
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>>213095646
>he said he's writing movies atm
It's too late
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:09:10 AM No.213098901
>>213098415
kind of yeah. like bill murray he doesn't need to be funny his whole thing is just being a kewl guy. the kinda guy the chicks dig.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:10:53 AM No.213098945
>>213098901

I find Bill Murray not funny but mildly amusing.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:31:23 AM No.213099441
>>213098117
"hell yeah"
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:46:18 AM No.213099775
>>213097073
These are their only funny bits and I think it has more to do with the ridiculous subject material than the specific commentary.
https://youtu.be/2i-QKWvMWKA
https://youtu.be/BzIHyF7UWY4
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:48:23 AM No.213099826
>>213095578
Sam Hyde rapes kids. Nick Mullen is only a danger to himself.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:53:50 AM No.213099932
20230623_150110
20230623_150110
md5: 59064aef74dbea6a86839eababded882๐Ÿ”
I would bang Anna all day and all night. She's an evil bitch but she does have something going on.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:55:01 AM No.213099960
So how many of you have been banned from rs_x? Be honest.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:56:02 AM No.213099981
>>213099932
faggot man face lover
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:59:43 AM No.213100058
>>213099932
>She's an evil bitch
Is she evil or is she really just a nihilist?
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:02:10 AM No.213100099
>>213100058
It's more that she's Armenian.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:02:34 AM No.213100107
>>213099981
Hi Anna
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:03:45 AM No.213100135
Dasha
Dasha
md5: fd32c5e30894091aa5f28d60098b0fce๐Ÿ”
I would fuck Dasha but I would wear a full body condom.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:04:59 AM No.213100169
>>213100135
I would date her and committ domestic violence, but in a gentlemanly way.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:11:03 AM No.213100281
>>213099932
This chick is all over the fucking map. She seems absolutely insane.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:16:50 AM No.213100401
>>213100281
She is but that's part of the fun.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:22:12 AM No.213100513
>>213100169
based MSSOM
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:29:11 AM No.213100650
>>213100401
No arguments here. Best sex of my life was with a girl who was pretty crazy. I'm glad we always went back to her place so she never learned where I lived. Kinda dodged a bullet with her, but I also regularly masturbate to the memories.
Girl I'm with now is more stable but the sex is nowhere close to as much fun.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:45:23 AM No.213100947
>>213098117
I don't think the point of it is to be funny or entertaining as much as it is to give depressed loser millennials in their late 30's the ability to imagine that they have friends. Fans of the podcast have basically confirmed this to me, albeit in the form of defending the show.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:52:07 AM No.213101065
>>213095730
Nick's standup is trash but Nick on Cumtown is funnier than almost any human being on planet Earth. And calling it "shock humor" isn't accurate, there's nothing "shocking" about doing funny accents and saying "I'm gay"
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:04:53 AM No.213101281
>>213095730
I've never seen nick demonstrate much of an ego, hes just a sadsack in general.
>couldnt act
I only ever saw him in the superbowl ad and that movie where hes the rich guy at the pool table. He seemed fine to me, definitely wasn't the worst actor in that movie.
>Mainstream comics
Like who? The most successful comics are either total shit or are brown people that are doing the same racial shit as nick but in the other direction.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:40:40 AM No.213101816
SPEAK A LITTLE CHINESE FOR EM DEREK
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:15:54 AM No.213103071
>>213094909 (OP)
he's a succesful voiceactor, lending his voice to a lot of very gay movies
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:24:57 AM No.213103179
craft services alone would bankrupt a production
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:35:55 AM No.213103300
>>213101065
Yeah, seen all 3 live and Adam is by far the funniest live.
Nick though on Cumtown was an absolute bit genius, up there with peak Chris Lilley in the ability to pull characters out of this ass that were wildly politically incorrect, but also so accurately you can't actually be angry at it.
Nick's issue is his lack of motivation and depression. At Peak Cumtown money intake, absolutely should have gone the Chris Lilley route and wrote a show like Summer Heights High.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:37:43 AM No.213103320
>>213095059
Nick is so hot
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:38:36 AM No.213103333
>>213100650
BPDs always give the best, most wild sex, but when the crazy starts to seep in to the rest of the relationship, it makes it 100% not worth it because you quickly find yourself living in an assault of drama, anxiety and a person who is a completely unhinged control freak.