Thread 213095813 - /tv/ [Archived: 263 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:01:10 AM No.213095813
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Why was he constantly shaving himself?
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:03:21 AM No.213095855
>>213095813 (OP)
had to maintain the grooming standard
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:05:28 AM No.213095903
disposable razor rather than a proper straight edge or DE safety razor. takes 100+ passes to actually remove all the hairs.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:06:59 AM No.213095936
>>213095813 (OP)
So that every fight would be a close shave.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:07:41 AM No.213095957
>>213095903
stop being so autistic
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:12:09 AM No.213096074
>>213095957
this is ANTI-autistic. just buy a good razor. spread the word.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:29:21 AM No.213096468
>>213095813 (OP)
gotta exfoliate anon, it's not just for girls
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:31:00 AM No.213096521
>>213095855
Niggers get automatic no-shave chits.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:31:09 AM No.213096525
>>213095813 (OP)
It's quicker and easier if you stay on top of it. That's why I shave my balls every morning even though barely any hair has grown back
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:38:21 AM No.213096673
>>213095813 (OP)
he was going through a psychotic meltdown by that point
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:40:42 AM No.213096735
>>213095813 (OP)
>shaving with sweat on his face
>no cream

How the fuck is he not covered in shaving bumps???
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:42:58 AM No.213096786
>>213095813 (OP)

The writers had to give him a little visual thing which distinguished him from the others, and which aided tension.

>>213096673

In fairness, the predator truly was a bitch nigga. This is proven by the predator's final "fuck you" bitch move.

>>213096525

I've never been able to bring myself to shave regularly, although I do it more frequently now than I have historically. I always let it go a few weeks and then have to get the bushwhacker involved before I bring the disposables out.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:44:56 AM No.213096828
cap_Deep Cover (1992) Criterion (1080p BluRay x265 10bit Tigole)_00:37:19_01
>>213095813 (OP)
That dude also directed Deep Cover, which is a shitty movie but it's in the Criterion Collection somehow
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:47:21 AM No.213096870
>>213096525
I know women don't like it visually but I think having public hair makes sex work better. It acts as a sort of lubrication somehow, it prevents chafing. I swear they actually prefer how it feels though I have never actually asked this question
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:48:27 AM No.213096892
>>213095813 (OP)
He's shaving the wrong way too.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:48:39 AM No.213096900
I am not putting up with that bullshit today
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:50:37 AM No.213096947
To be the clean negro.
https://youtu.be/n3sSeGGrsD0&t=475
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:54:09 AM No.213097022
>>213096786
Your experience could differ from mine based on things like hair texture. If you're like me, once you get good at it, it only takes about 30 seconds per day because you're just touching up a few hairs that have barely started to grow back in. It's way more efficient than doing less frequent overhauls
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:58:42 AM No.213097106
>>213097022
Shaving your balls is gay
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:58:54 AM No.213097115
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md5: 790a03c60ffb7a6d5d341c227b1a6192๐Ÿ”
>>213096735
>Here we are again, bro... Just you and me. Same kind of moon, same kind of jungle. Real number 10 night, remember? Whole platoon, 32 men chopped into meat... We walk out, just you and me, nobody else. Right on top bro. Not a scratch... Not a fuckin' scratch. You know, who ever got you, he'll come back again. And when he does, I'm gonna cut your name right into him... I'm gonna cut your name into him!
Mac was a tough son of a bitch. Alas, his baby smooth shaved face reflected too much light and gave away his position allowing the Predator to blast him in the face.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:00:23 AM No.213097149
>>213096892
Shave in the direction the hair grows, down.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:00:32 AM No.213097154
>>213097106
Your parents named you "Shaving Your Balls"? That's weird
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:02:21 AM No.213097182
>>213095903
why doesn't anyone know about the safety razor? I feel like those early '10s hipsters scared people away from anything but the over priced blue plastic ladie's razors
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:04:03 AM No.213097220
>>213097182
They're like 100$ aren't they?
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:04:48 AM No.213097235
>>213096521
Not anymore
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:07:28 AM No.213097277
>>213097106
What about shaving your bro's balls?
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:08:42 AM No.213097305
>>213097277
only if you say no homo first
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:11:02 AM No.213097357
>>213095813 (OP)
bill duke is an insane black supremacist who burned all his bridges in hollywood by ingoring his prducers and making violent black power fantasy slop
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:12:49 AM No.213097401
>>213097149
That's wrong unless you don't want a clean shave.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:13:56 AM No.213097423
>>213097220
you can get stainless steel DE for like 40 bucks. the blades themselves are fuck cheap.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:13:58 AM No.213097424
>>213097220
you can get a no name one on amazon for dirt cheap. you can literally buy a lifetime's worth of blades for under $100
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:15:44 AM No.213097466
max1200
max1200
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>>213096521
>>213097235
>abuse regulation for year
>finally get told you have to meet the standard again
>chimp out
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:17:01 AM No.213097506
>>213095855
YOUR MOO-STACHE HAIRS ARE VIOLATING THE GROOMING STANDARD.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:17:22 AM No.213097511
>>213097466
>>213097235
>>213096521

literally does not matter niggers and everything other than straight white men will *literally* never have to follow ANY rules, regulations, or laws. its as shrimple as that
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:17:38 AM No.213097515
>>213095813 (OP)
He had to look sexy for the predator
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:17:46 AM No.213097517
>>213095936
lol
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:18:03 AM No.213097524
>>213095813 (OP)
military thing
my grandpa was in the army and he autistically shaved even in his deathbed
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:18:31 AM No.213097533
yuuuuh
yuuuuh
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>>213095813 (OP)
he was using the razor to cut himself in order to psych himself up and stay alert while awaiting an ambush. IDK if you've ever lugged through the woods for multiple days with minimal rest, but suddenly having to sit your ass down for any amount of time is a recipe for nappy time no matter how tense the situation adrenaline burnout is brutal.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:18:57 AM No.213097547
>>213097524
youre a nigger
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:19:51 AM No.213097571
he was squeegeeing off the sweat
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:22:13 AM No.213097643
>>213096870
>I know women don't like it visually
Since when?? Is this more zoomer brain shit? You guys are warped by porn I swear. Have we really gone from men saying "ew pussy hair" to women wanting hairless men now too?
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:22:26 AM No.213097650
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>>213097466
i wonder how much time, money, and effort is going into trying to get niggers to follow rules (they wont)

how is all this just to try to get them to fucking shave worth it? they wont do it and it will just become unofficial policy to ignore their infractions like always

why dont they just not recruit niggers, women, and foreigners?
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:22:42 AM No.213097659
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>>213097357
>directed multiple negrokino hits
>stayed busy on screen, tv, and behind the camera into his late 70's
>burned his bridges in hollywood
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:26:04 AM No.213097741
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>>213097357
He played some kino characters before dying though
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:26:54 AM No.213097765
>>213095903
Autism
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:26:55 AM No.213097766
>>213097643
This isn't a snarky question, I'm genuinely curious: how grown out is your pubic hair? 100%?
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:27:50 AM No.213097793
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male african american grooming has come a long way
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:27:55 AM No.213097798
>>213097659
>stopped working in features and moved back to tv
lol
>>213097741
he's still alive
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:28:13 AM No.213097803
>>213097766
nta but 100%
gf bitches but itd be gay to submit to her lol
plus she shaves when she knows i like bush so fuck her
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:28:59 AM No.213097821
>>213097798
he passed away in 1986
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:29:48 AM No.213097841
>>213097821
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Duke
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:30:01 AM No.213097848
Anytimeโ€ฆ
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:30:29 AM No.213097858
>>213095813 (OP)
Its a stress reaction
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:31:40 AM No.213097891
HMhl
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>>213097803
I'm too hairy. I can't get away with 100%
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:33:29 AM No.213097939
>>213097643
I had a couple gfs mention they wanted me to shave. They were all shaven so i guess they saw it as fair. I'm really lazy about it so I grew out a giant bush a lot kek.

But I just seemed to notice they liked sex better when I had it. Maybe I was imagining it. It definitely made me chafe less anyway. It must also feel slightly bigger for the girl
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:35:15 AM No.213097978
>>213097793
this is low...
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:36:45 AM No.213098008
>>213096892
I have to shave with the grain because if i shave against the grain i get a shitton of in-grown hairs.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:39:11 AM No.213098070
i studied at a police-run high school for a year here in brazil

had to wear a sort of jr. police uniform

had to shave every day. was hell on my skin

police and military are anal about grooming. helps maintain discipline
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:41:25 AM No.213098137
>>213095813 (OP)

I think it's a magical black guy thing.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:42:30 AM No.213098169
>>213098008

Maybe you need better shaving foam/a sharper blade? Safety razors are great for this.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:48:18 AM No.213098335
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>>213098070
Did they make you eat monkey soup too lmao
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:48:54 AM No.213098352
Bros I fucked up my skin by constantly shaving my entire body with a multi-blade razor. I accidentally cut myself which then go infected with folliculitis and now my pubic region constantly has acne and ingrown hairs. Buy a double edge safety razor and just trim your body with an electric razor if you are gonna manscape. This is a warning to help anyone out there.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:49:17 AM No.213098362
>>213095813 (OP)
Nervous habit
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:50:14 AM No.213098386
>>213098352

Yeah and manscaping is for queers.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:51:24 AM No.213098423
I had to shave 3 times a day because of how thick my hair was.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:51:45 AM No.213098441
>>213098386
I was a porn actor and my company required my to be smooth skinned for my shoots.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:55:05 AM No.213098515
>>213098335
witty.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:13:25 AM No.213099011
>>213095903
No, they just cut your fucking face open and are completely dull after one fucking swipe.
Replies: >>213102363
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:23:25 AM No.213099232
>>213096521
>Sheeeit sarge, I can't be shavin', I got the muthafuckin' bumps!
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:26:30 AM No.213099307
>>213096870
>I know women don't like it
Women don't know what the fuck they like until you show them what they like. Women like real men, and real men have hair. Only faggots are clean shaven.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:27:54 AM No.213099348
>>213095813 (OP)

>shaving yourself

ESL detected
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:29:51 AM No.213099400
>>213099307
This. And real men use whiskey flavored shampoo and bacon scented beard oils and drink black rifle coffee. Death before dishonor, brother
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:33:14 AM No.213099484
>>213097220
The $ sign goes before the number thirdie
Replies: >>213099569
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:34:17 AM No.213099504
>>213099348
no, he was shaving himself
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:35:20 AM No.213099532
>>213097650
>why dont they just not recruit niggers, women, and foreigners?
Because western white men allow their government to undermine their white Christian societies instead of capturing corrupt politicians and hanging them by the neck until dead.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:37:20 AM No.213099569
>>213099484
I'm a leaf, alas. I guess that's basically third world now
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:37:45 AM No.213099578
predator
predator
md5: b0c94c55928447ff61f92e868524e118๐Ÿ”
>>213095813 (OP)
he wanted to be a man, not an animal, when facing the personified law of the jungle and death that the predator personified. or some such thing.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:39:27 AM No.213099618
>>213098070
>helps maintain discipline
For shaving? Sure. For weapons maintenance, proficiency, and technical and tactical proficiency? Nope. Not at all.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:18:32 AM No.213100438
>>213095813 (OP)
AGP
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:23:28 AM No.213100540
>>213095813 (OP)
It's one of those maybe subtle things. One of those things you have to pay attention to and put together to get the whole picture of the character. But Mac was different from the rest of his unit. outside of a mission he was just a clean put together dude in comparison to everyone else.
The shaving thing wasn't only a visual to show he was upset or unnerved by the loss of his friend ( the razor literally snapping) but also reinforcing that Mac was someone that took care of himself, groomed himself, valued a certain degree of order. Even in his monologue, the emphasis on how he and Blain went through this ordeal in the past without receiving a "a scratch, not a fucking scratch".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBwP4yb9jAw
https://youtu.be/2Lgs2FiHtoE?t=54
Dude shows up to work in a button up suit.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:27:43 AM No.213100621
>>213095813 (OP)
Kept him prepared.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:30:50 AM No.213100679
>>213097511
Poor little baby. You gonna cry now?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:34:51 AM No.213100755
>>213097571
This.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:35:53 AM No.213100777
>>213095813 (OP)
trying to get the brown off
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:35:56 AM No.213100778
>>213095813 (OP)
It's a black guy thing. You wouldn't understand.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:37:25 AM No.213100811
>>213097793
My T Sharp.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:37:31 AM No.213100813
Product placement.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:38:22 AM No.213100829
>>213095813 (OP)
he was shaving the sweat off
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:25:20 AM No.213102363
>>213099011
Schroedinger's blade.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:31:42 AM No.213102447
>>213097793
is this fucking LTG?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:58:34 AM No.213103553
>>213096521
And that's a Bad Thing.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:10:43 AM No.213103668
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md5: 7cef8bbcc9e6170f95156e5c52ad33dc๐Ÿ”
For me, it's the shavette.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:13:48 AM No.213103711
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>>213095813 (OP)
Just in case you encounter some ladies.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:15:32 AM No.213103731
time to stop posting
time to stop posting
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>>213095903
Mr. Shaving Kit Advertising, ladies and gentlemen
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:31:35 AM No.213103913
>>213097793
LTG is super gay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6c9Vxf_p7LI&ab_channel=MeatyStalactite
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:52:44 PM No.213104863
>>213103711
Anna a cute