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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:07:05 AM No.213095942
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:08:55 AM No.213095992
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>Comics Luthor
>Thwarted by Superman
>"Next time Superman you won't be so lucky, I'll always outsmart you"

>Gunn Luther
>Loses once
>Cries and whines

Gunn desperately wanted to avoid the Joker effect and make Lex a likable, relatable character in this movie
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:09:23 AM No.213096006
man wants steak saucepndyy
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:10:01 AM No.213096023
>>213095942 (OP)
kino and memorable scene
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:10:30 AM No.213096037
>>213095992
>superman
>has emotional outbursts the entire film
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:11:16 AM No.213096053
>>213095942 (OP)
steak sauce ?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:11:41 AM No.213096067
>>213095942 (OP)
That scene only mogs the Fantastic Faggots movie
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:11:54 AM No.213096070
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>>213095942 (OP)
>people who don't read comics watch a comic book movie
>"The characters would never have emotions, EVER! Believe me, I saw a cartoon once."
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:14:34 AM No.213096128
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>>213095942 (OP)
Gunn’s Luthor was an allegory for the right wing chuds who were jealous of his success and desperately tried to get him cancelled
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:15:35 AM No.213096148
>>213096070
>superman with a ponytail
who thought this was a good idea?
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:15:39 AM No.213096151
>>213095992
have you ever read comics Lex? genuinely? he loses his shit and spergs out all the time when he loses. he's not Gus Fring
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:15:56 AM No.213096160
>>213096128
You joke, but I think he actually did say Superman was literally him for being unfairly cancelled online by jealous haters.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:16:18 AM No.213096169
>>213095942 (OP)
>djif file
is this from some 90s film
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:17:10 AM No.213096187
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>That is where you've always been wrong about me, Lex! I’m as degenerate as anyone. I goon, I get horny. I wake up every morning and despite not knowing what to fap to, I put one hand in front of the other and I try to make the best strokes I can. I blow loads all the time, but that is being human and that’s my greatest strength. And one day I hope for the sake of the world you understand that it's yours too.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:17:24 AM No.213096193
>>213095942 (OP)
I really really really really really wished this movie was cool but it’s not. The dog was fucking annoying stole Superman’s thunder. What a stupid decision.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:17:44 AM No.213096202
>>213096151
He spergs when he's in his battle suit and want to physically fight superman when he's using his mind to fuck with him he never cries he just accepts it and moves on to the next he only spergs when he's wanting to physically kill Clark
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:17:50 AM No.213096207
>>213096160
he said the complete opposite and even downplayed how much effect the monkeybots had on Superman and said the real issue is that Lex is "trying to kill him,".
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:20:01 AM No.213096260
>>213096128
Good, fuck chuds and fuck drumpf
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:21:00 AM No.213096281
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>>213096202
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:23:17 AM No.213096334
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>>213096202
No, he spergs out all the time when he loses lmao. Lex is a petty faggot and his "cool calculated 4D chessmaster," mask is just a facade. He's not like Batman or something. In fact I can't even think of a time when he's lost in comics where he's genuinely cool about it, the only times he are is when he hasn't really lost.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:25:37 AM No.213096384
>>213096128
He was actually an allegory for billionaires like Peter Thiel and Bezos obsessed with surveillance, AI, social engineering, transhumanism, general anti-human behavior, etc..
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:28:40 AM No.213096456
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>>213096334
This is another good example.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:30:51 AM No.213096512
lex cry
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>>213096456
Here's Lex crying while eating beans, lol.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:31:51 AM No.213096538
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>>213096334
>>213096456
I might be leaning more towards JLU Luthor I know in the past Luthor didn't grovel or cry about losing to Superman
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:33:13 AM No.213096563
>>213095942 (OP)
Good thing there was no lag between him and clone superman
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:33:28 AM No.213096565
>>213096281
That's not him sperging that's him seeing things from Superman's POV and thinking it's beautiful.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:34:07 AM No.213096578
>>213095942 (OP)
Why's he shouting commands instead just using the controller directly? It's like trying to use voice input to play Dark Souls
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:36:02 AM No.213096619
>>213096334
You're pulling Lex at his absolute lowest. It wasn't a simple loss.
>>213096456
This is again a desperate Lex who is trying to get the best of a dying Superman. Also it's an else world story.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:36:04 AM No.213096623
>>213096565
Why didn't he do it sooner if he's so smart?
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:36:04 AM No.213096624
>>213096538
JLU Luthor is his own thing, and is more stoic (so is Superman), and is also more jacked than usual (then again every Timmverse male is drawn like a triangle).

Comics Luthor has always turned into a bitch when he loses.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:36:28 AM No.213096633
>>213096334
>>213096456
Birthright and All-Star is really all you need post Crisis wise
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:37:12 AM No.213096648
>>213096578
Because brain over brawn
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:37:14 AM No.213096649
>>213096160
I’m not joking? He made it completely obvious with the whole monkeys spamming shit on twitter and the fact that he dig up an old message from many years ago to try to get Superman cancelled.

The fact that it happened around the same time as Russiagate and the fact that Luthor’s allies are Russian speaking
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:38:41 AM No.213096681
>>213096624
>is also more jacked than usual
He's half-black so of course he's more jacked.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:39:24 AM No.213096701
>>213096619
You do realize this is a big loss for Lex?
It's his first loss against Superman, in fact.
His reputation has been ruined for the first time and he's going to prison for the first time.
How is that not a big deal?
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:40:01 AM No.213096714
>>213096623
He took his powers in this and that plan took him a long time to fulfill. He doesn't even realize it immediately. He just notices his heightened senses and that's his reaction.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:40:21 AM No.213096726
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>>213096619
>you're pulling Lex at his absolute lowest
Like when he's been completely defamed and defeated by Superman just like in the movie?
>it wasn't a simple loss
It's no more or less simple than his loss in the movie.

Here's Luthor thinking he can win against a depowered Superman and seething while getting his assbeat because he doesn't realize Superman fights people stronger than him and actually knows how to fight regardless of powers.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:42:24 AM No.213096772
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>executes a man in cold blood
>plans to steal half a country
>throws pencils at his staff and gf

And yet I still cheer for him when he's beating up Superman, why is that? I even feel bad when he's admitting he's jealous
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:42:36 AM No.213096779
>>213096726
dialogue there sounds a lot like the lines from the movie
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:43:14 AM No.213096791
>>213096701
>It's his first loss against Superman
No it's not, Lex says I'm the movie he's been against Superman for years. This is just another in a string.
>How is that not a big deal?
Because he's autistically screaming the same way the whole movie. It doesn't hit as hard or matter when that's all he's done.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:44:14 AM No.213096807
>>213096726
See >>213096791
Gunnfags have shit taste
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:44:40 AM No.213096818
>>213096791
he says he's been watching him for years. he never says he's fought him before. this is literally the first time they've met.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:44:45 AM No.213096820
>>213096772
Because in reality if a god-like super human being came to earth every single person would want to know what his weakness was in case he decided to become a conqueror. Lex uses this but he's jealous that a single alien gets all the love and admiration when he had to work, scheme and climb his way up to success
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:45:41 AM No.213096837
>>213096791
He literally meets Superman for the first time in the film.
He never says they've fought before.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:45:47 AM No.213096839
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:46:03 AM No.213096845
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>>213096681
>capeshit fan
>thinks hybrid vigor is an actual thing
>unironically posting your muttoid cope
im sorry you have nigger blood anon
thats pretty gross
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:46:17 AM No.213096847
>>213096791
>the whole movie
why lie? He only screams after Superman escapes, and when he's fighting Superman, i.e when he's mid-fight or losing. Same as comics Luthor does.

For the entire first 70% of the movie he's completely composed.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:47:10 AM No.213096866
>>213095942 (OP)
KINO
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:47:45 AM No.213096877
>>213095942 (OP)
Should've tried 2A
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:48:11 AM No.213096885
>>213096820
Isn't Lex himself a god-like- super human thanks to his intellect?
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:48:50 AM No.213096908
>You want to learn how to do a fucking infinite?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:49:39 AM No.213096924
>>213096885
yes but he's a petty retard who instead of focusing his intellectual might on actually improving the world he just focuses it on trying to fuck with Superman. if he did the former, he might actually be greater and more loved than Superman, which is the tragic irony.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:51:03 AM No.213096954
>>213096885
Pretty sure the world sees Lex as a smart CEO but not god-like he's just a successful business man. They see Superman as a savior which Lex resents
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:33:15 AM No.213097931
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>>213096877
Would have worked too. Superman is vulnerable to magic
>ALAKABLAM!
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:34:15 AM No.213097958
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>>213096512
THIS NIGGA EATIN BEANS
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:35:55 AM No.213097990
>>213096839
*smooch*
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:37:39 AM No.213098030
>>213095942 (OP)
>The very first thing Lex planned for his combat database is what move he would use when he had Superman at his mercy
Kino.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:09:59 AM No.213098922
>>213096791
>Lex says I'm the movie he's been against Superman for years
its the first time they meet?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:20:58 AM No.213099182
>>213096160
>you joke but I think *random asspull statement that can’t be spoken in the affirmative to leave room for plausible deniability*
Why are 30% of posts on this board just pathetic gossip? Did he say it or not? If you don’t know fucking check first or don’t post.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:22:52 AM No.213099217
>>213099182
How about I crack you jaw by stomping on your face instead? Faggot.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:24:21 AM No.213099247
>>213096187
Batman could never.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:36:52 AM No.213099561
>>213096791
Take the L, bro. You implying that Lex regularly loses to Superman so hard that he gets lambasted on national television and sent to prison in the Gunnverse isn’t going to land. This isn’t a Saturday morning cartoon. It’s his first loss and he lost spectacularly.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:40:18 AM No.213099641
>>213099217
Say that shit to my face in real life and not online and see what happens
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:43:50 AM No.213099711
>>213096260
You lost
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:07:13 AM No.213100209
>>213099641
Post your address and I'll deal with your faggy ass in the most brutal fashion possible.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:07:41 AM No.213100222
>>213096820
So its kind of like how Elon Musk feels about Trump (who is a superman)
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:10:33 AM No.213100271
>>213095942 (OP)
Iconic. This is 4U of our generation.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:16:14 AM No.213100390
>>213096070
Clark is pretending to be a nerd, Superman is more stoic because Fucking Superman has to hold back 24/7 for fear that he might lose control and hurt someone, you stupid ignorant piece of shit.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:19:42 AM No.213100467
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>>213100390
>is that... the trinity having fun? AAAAAAAA SAVE ME EDGYVERSE
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:21:11 AM No.213100492
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>>213100467
AAAAH MARTHA SAVE ME
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:22:37 AM No.213100520
>>213096839
>My wife when I accidentally looked at another girl
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:26:44 AM No.213100602
>>213100492
WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!?!
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:27:17 AM No.213100613
>>213095942 (OP)
Cthulhu Fthagn!
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:32:31 AM No.213100709
>>213100467
>>213100492
These kinds of moments are clearly fanservice, meant to remind us that Superman still has a human side. But he doesn’t act like this all the time. He wasn’t cracking jokes when he went up against Intergang. He didn’t smile while saving a family from Doomsday. He wasn’t playing around under Zod’s orders on New Krypton. And he definitely wasn’t cheesy when Krypto helped him take down Atlas. You’re cherry-picking contextless images off Reddit and expecting people not to notice. But I’m not buying it., superman will never be the fucking Spiderman, you stupid paid shill faggot
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:44:33 AM No.213100935
>>213100209
I live behind the Chuck’s Produce off of 131st and Mill Plain, faggot. Come at me.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:51:38 AM No.213101054
>>213100935
Oh I'm gonna love smashing your teeth down your throat you maggot cuck.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:59:52 AM No.213101181
>>213096384

You forgot that foreignor, Elon Musk who literally has a company called Nueralink where they implant the mark of the Beast- I mean "experimental computer chip things" into the brains of monkeys and have them interact with machines and shit.
SAGE
7/26/2025, 8:01:49 AM No.213101223
Forced Meme
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:04:04 AM No.213101265
>>213100709
he was serious with Ultraman , engineer and Lex , to the point he begged engineer to surrender and do the right thing.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:04:31 AM No.213101276
>>213096538
Fully cucked and jobbing for Brainiac.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:06:01 AM No.213101298
>>213095992
lex has time to ascend to that, this was their first real right with each other. They have more fights to come. Lex is going to be one of the main villains of the cinematic universe
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:07:34 AM No.213101316
>>213100709
superman never cracked jokes when fighting in this movie either thoughever. the closest thing he comes to a quip in the entire movie is wearily saying "I'm doing important stuff here,".
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:08:07 AM No.213101320
>>213100390

Clark Kent actually joined the football team in the Smallville series on WB/CW. Also been shown to work around hit adopted parents farm. He's pretty much a Jock, but like real life jocks, had to maintain good grades in order to play on the Football team.

>>213101298

What about other intellectual villains like Darkseid and Vandal Savage(only know of him from the Justice League Unlimited cartoon)?
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:08:32 AM No.213101329
>>213096187
I kneel
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:08:32 AM No.213101330
The central tragedy and quality of Lex is that he could be "Superman" to humanity if he wanted to. He could be that paragon. A true Superman wouldn't care if there was a second Superman. Lex refuses to have the grace to be a second Superman and instead seethes at Superman for taking away the chance to be the first "superman" to humanity.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:08:36 AM No.213101331
what the fuck happened to Billy Corgan
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:09:33 AM No.213101346
>>213101320
>What about other intellectual villains like Darkseid and Vandal Savage(only know of him from the Justice League Unlimited cartoon)?
It helps to have Lex be ordinarily human as a contrast to Superman. Not an immortal or some mutant immortal.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:09:39 AM No.213101347
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>>213101276
>opened his asshole and spread it wide for Braniac only to job to the comic relief character
Luthor bros...
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:11:05 AM No.213101367
>>213101320
>Darkseid
not really an "intellectual" more of a final boss force of nature. He's basically evil incarnate of the DC universe.
>vandal savage
doesn't really do all that much tbqh. kind of a missed potential. Braniac is a better 400 IQ world-threatening villain.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:21:18 AM No.213101538
>>213101265
>>213101316
Who exactly are you trying to fool? Even when Ultraman had him completely subdued, this nu-superman had the luxury of smirking and tossing out a witty one-liner. Oh, right, another hecking epic homage to comic book Superman, right? Like that unforgettable moment when Superman was about to die at the hands of Imperiex and cracked a quirky joke? Oh yeah, that never happened. I don't know how much they're paying you to shill this movie and spread these lies, but whatever it is, it's too fucking much, do the world a favor and put a bullet between your eyes.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:21:46 AM No.213101545
>>213101347
>comic relief character
Well it's Wally so he's basically god. This just makes it worse because Luthor (supposed super genius) had the Flash's body for a time and didn't instantly win.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:24:16 AM No.213101583
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>>213095942 (OP)
The biggest twist of this movie is that they never made a joke about the trunks. Even the new F4 movie couldn't help itself by having The Thing hate his catchphrase similar to the "DOC OCK, IS THAT REALLY YOUR NAME XD?"
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:24:19 AM No.213101584
>>213101320
>Clark Kent actually joined the football team in the Smallville series on WB/CW. Also been shown to work around hit adopted parents farm. He's pretty much a Jock, but like real life jocks, had to maintain good grades in order to play on the Football team.
That Anon posted a version of Superman from the John Byrne era. During that time, Superman had a nerdier demeanor and tended to act more goofy, especially when he was around Lois Lane.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:25:31 AM No.213101606
brain-beat-brawn-all-star-superman
brain-beat-brawn-all-star-superman
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>>213101538
>witty one-liner
What one liner, saying brains over brawn? That literally was a homage to a Superman comic you autist.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:28:45 AM No.213101670
>>213101583
It's because Gunn is having the character be sincere to his character. It's not a part of The Thing's character to be insecure like that. The lack of sincerity in portraying the characters is a real drag on Marvel at this point.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:29:41 AM No.213101683
>>213096565
He literally spergs out 10 seconds later, yells at Superman that he's gonna murder them all while foaming at the mouth with a second super pill he has that will give him powers again, and Superman knocks his ass out. Please read the comics you pretend t know retard.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:31:53 AM No.213101709
>>213101538
if you hadn't noticed, he was smirking and cracking the joke because he figured out how to win and was in fact, not going to die
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:34:45 AM No.213101742
What if Lex clones Superman's cousin and "plays" her in a JOI kino?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:35:07 AM No.213101744
>>213101606
>stupid animal posts All Star Superman, a non-canon comic outside of the main DC line
Kys faggot Just kys
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:36:50 AM No.213101763
>>213096207
and I don't believe him for a second for that statement.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:38:10 AM No.213101783
>>213101744
>muh non-canon
who gives a shit, it's one of the most well-regarded and influential Superman stories out there and was cited as one of the main inspirations for the movie. TDKR is also non canon, and I bet you aren't bitching when a movie is inspired by that. doesn't change the fact that the line was literally a homage to one of, if not the most iconic Superman comic and you're a dumb secondary.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:38:31 AM No.213101788
>>213101367

I've mentioned Brainiac in other Superman threads since he was one of the major villains in the Superman and Justice League cartoons.

>>213101346

Yeah, but what if they all team up, Luthor, Vandal and Darkseid all consiprento take down Superman. Don't know much about Mongol outside of the cartoons, but he also seems like the Brawn with brains type.

>>213101584

That's cool. I think the original Superman man movies have that same type of Clark Kent since it contrasts with Superman. In the CW series, Lana Lang just wears Kryptonite and Clark Kent weakens anytime he is near her.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:38:58 AM No.213101794
>>213095992
It really is Gunn that wanted to make the characters more human by making them so erratic and emotional like women. David corenswet said in an interview about the scene where he rants about "i get sad and stuff" to Luthor and at first he was hesistant thinking Superman wouldn't get that emotional. But Gunn forced him to act the scene out like that.
Replies: >>213102107
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:39:01 AM No.213101796
>>213095942 (OP)
GOOD MORNING SIRS
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:40:12 AM No.213101809
>>213098030
Are you sure? I'm pretty sure it's just a joke that the first move in the repertoire is a simple punch to the face
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:03:55 AM No.213102107
>>213101783
First you claim that Nu-superman is faithful to the Superman of the comics and then you say who gives a shit? I give a fucking shit, Superman was dying in that comic and he knew it, he's not the usual Superman of the main DC line, he was making peace with it, I know a paid shill like you doesn't understand that, just get off my fucking board, cringe faggot.
>>213101794
Yes and Gunn wrecked Superman. He reduced THE Superhero into a clown, nothing more than a generic, forgettable cape in a world full of them. Gunn's Superman isn't a demigod grappling with humanity. He isn't the unshakable symbol of hope. He doesn't carry the weight of the world, he needs help just to stand. He isn't special, isn't the first, isn't the beacon. He’s a nu-adult fumbling through battles, relying on others to clean up his mess.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:04:38 AM No.213102117
2y893gkb
2y893gkb
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>>213095942 (OP)
>4 A+M1
>4 ctrl+F+M1 M1 M1 M1 M1 M1
>5 T + M1

>GG
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:06:56 AM No.213102147
swr
swr
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>>213102107
>nu superman is faithful of Superman of the comics
I said the scene you were bitching about is a homage to one of his most famous comics. Which it is.
>then say who gives a shit
I said who gives a shit about canon, clearly not DC. All-Star Superman is more iconic and influential to the character than 99% of his mainline canon comics, but if you must I can find him quipping in mainline too, even when he's grievously injured. Here you go.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:07:17 AM No.213102153
45AD30CA-E4AE-45D5-9A0A-EB9DAF8D6F7D
45AD30CA-E4AE-45D5-9A0A-EB9DAF8D6F7D
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>>213096148
Superman doesn’t have the ponytail, Clark does. He takes it out when he suits up. Superman had a mullet in the 90s.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:26:27 AM No.213102382
>>213096456
Man they definitely handled this a little better in the movies.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:32:29 AM No.213102463
It's absurd that Superman's arch-nemesis is nothing more than a regular human.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:32:51 AM No.213102469
>>213102147
Superman shows his sense of humor with his best friend, so what? That doesn’t prove anything. That same Superman once tried to arrest Batman, and Batman warned him that laying a hand on him would cost an innocent life. That’s the kind of layered storytelling shills like you completely miss. Those moments you keep spamming? They took decades to build.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:36:53 AM No.213102523
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zwdqqdq
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>>213102469
What decades to build? It's just him having a laugh. Here's him getting cocky with the Joker who has godlike power. Was that also a jest decades in the making?
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:39:00 AM No.213102544
How do you think they'll do the return of Ultraman/Bizarro? Do you think they'll have him balding and pale?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:40:22 AM No.213102571
>>213095942 (OP)
Whats with this new thing of making white men villains have teary eyes whilst launching into a tirade?

Why couldn't he have just been stern and look angry whilst saying things to Basedperman.. why do they have to make them cry.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:41:28 AM No.213102584
>>213095992
i didn't mind hoult at the start of the movie, him sat with other leaders talking to them etc did seem like the Luthor character. Then he starts having tears in his eyes and REEEEing. So stupid
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:42:28 AM No.213102593
>>213096187
i can't take him seriously as superman or feel any emotion when he went into that speech because of his broken whiney voice.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:42:41 AM No.213102598
>>213096148
It was a generally bad era for cape comics. What’s really stupid is that both Superman and Clark return from the dead with uncharacteristic long hair and no one questions it. It beats him being blue and electric by like 12 miles however
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:43:03 AM No.213102608
>>213102584
i'm more confused where everyone got the idea that Luthor is some cold blooded always in control Batman esque figure. is it the JLU show?
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:52:16 AM No.213102746
>>213102463
Thats the best part wtf are you talking about.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:55:37 AM No.213102785
>>213101538
Retarded sneederjeet.
Replies: >>213102844
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:58:02 AM No.213102823
>>213102523
faggot, Do you even know English? I don't know what third-world country you are from, and I see that you don't even know what saga the pages you post belong to. That is not "Joker who had godlike power"; that is Emperor Joker. I don't know if you are stupid or just subhuman, since the shit you call a brain prevents you from understanding that Superman is smiling because he just noticed that Joker lost. It is not because of Superman's sense of humor, which you would know if you knew the context of the comic, which took more than 7 comics to get to that point. You are a piece of shit. I am not going to waste my time on you; I have already humiliated you enough. Do the world a favor and go underground.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:58:45 AM No.213102835
times up
times up
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>>213102469
>Superman only shows his humor to Batman
I get comics aren't popular but why even pretend like you read them? Just say you prefer stoic Superman and let that be the end of it.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:59:20 AM No.213102844
>>213102785
>Muh snyder and poos
LMAO, nigger
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:59:47 AM No.213102851
>>213102823
>that's not Joker who had godlike power, that is Emperor Joker
Yes, Joker with godlike power.

>he's smiling because he noticed the Joker lost
so exactly like the scene in the movie you're bitching about lmao?
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:01:25 AM No.213102867
>>213102835
Oh really? Tell me the name of the comic you got that page from,Let me guess, Reddit.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:02:26 AM No.213102882
crying-wojak-vs-chad
crying-wojak-vs-chad
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>>213095992
I thought it was hilarious because this image insantly popped into my mind.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:04:21 AM No.213102907
>>213102851
No, nu-superman hadn't even defeated Ultraman, You stupid piece of shit, and Superman at that moment knew that the Joker had been defeated, the shit you call a brain doesn't understand something so simple?
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:15:38 AM No.213103065
>>213102608

Not the guy you are replying to but I can't seem to remember if Lex Luthor ever lost his cool in the cartoons, probably panicked a little when he found out the kryptonite gave him cancer. I can't remember. Luthor didn't really lose his cool on the CW show, at least in the episodes I watched which were mostly the earlier seasons.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:15:42 AM No.213103066
>>213102851
So tell me the shit you call a brain understands the difference between smiling knowing Emperor Joker lost versus laughing, then cracking a witty one-liner before calling your dog for help, faggot subhuman shill?
>>213102835
I'm still waiting for you to tell me the name of the comic.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:16:22 AM No.213103075
sup21
sup21
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>>213102867
That one? It's from Chuck Austen's Superman Vol 2 #188. Comics run. Here's from his Action Comics run. Do you still want to keep going with this LARP that you totally read comics and Superman never smiles or jokes in any of them are you just going to accept you have no idea what you're talking about?
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:17:30 AM No.213103094
>>213103066
So tell me the shit you call a brain understands the difference between smiling knowing Emperor Joker lost versus laughing, then cracking a witty one-liner before calling your dog for help, faggot subhuman shill?
because in both situations he's smiling because he knows he won, and Luthor has lost, since he figured out how he's controlling the clone. do you really need a capeshit movie explained this thoroughly to you?
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:18:36 AM No.213103113
You're arguing about an aspect of Superman's personality that easily changes every time a different guy is writing him. You'll be here forever
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:20:14 AM No.213103132
>>213102907
But he did defeat him, because Luthor gave away how he was controlling him in his seething rant. That's why he smiles, because he knows how to beat him now. Are you really this retarded?
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:27:25 AM No.213103200
>>213103075
I didn't say he doesn't smile. I know you didn't notice because you were too busy searching for the comic's name using Google or Yandex, so I forgive your stupidity, Yeah, Superman, the funny superhero who cracks jokes in every battle.
>>213103094
LMAO, you didn't even put the ">", I humbly accept your concession despite your stupid fallacy of false equivalence.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:28:41 AM No.213103215
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>>213103200
>He doesn't ever make a joke like he does in the movie
>Okay he does but only in mainline comics
>Okay he does in mainline but only to his best friend Batman
>Okay he does in mainline to enemies too but also.. uh you took too long to name the specific issue so I win
lmao. You wanna keep moving the goalposts?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:30:59 AM No.213103235
>>213103132
Oh, so knowing how to beat someone is the same as actually beating them? Incredible logic. You must be a genius!! NASA’s probably drafting your job offer right now! Watch out Anons, we have a fucking genius here!
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:31:09 AM No.213103239
>>213095942 (OP)
literally me
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:32:28 AM No.213103253
>>213103235
That's literally what happens in the Emperor Joker storyline. In that moment he hasn't actually beaten Joker, he just figures out how to beat him by telling him that he can't get rid of Batman, where he smiles and makes the joke.

It's not until the resulting pages, where he distracts him long enough with his Bat obsession for the Spectre and Mxy to fix things that he truly wins.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:04:05 AM No.213103603
>>213096067
I'm surprised at how few action scenes there are in FF
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:31:34 AM No.213103910
>>213102153
>Superman had a mullet in the 90s.
holy KINO
need this now
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:32:22 AM No.213103924
>>213096187
Kino line
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:51:33 AM No.213104128
>>213095942 (OP)

i loved this version of lex, its essentially what lex would be if raimi directed a superman movie

I thought you guys liked raimi?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:55:07 AM No.213104171
>>213096070
Comics are such fucking garbage man. A lifetime of watching slop soap operas would be a better existence unironically.

>>213095942 (OP)
Dogshit film for dogshit people. The only good scene was the totally-not-israeli PM getting killed.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:56:10 PM No.213104888
>>213096456
>>213096456
I know this is supposed to be one of the best superman stories of all time but the art is SO FUCKING UGLY
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:57:40 PM No.213104908
History will tell the tale as this being in the top 2 of all Superman films of all time. Right now there's a hate train for it but once the Snyderbros and JIDF give up reality will settle in. This shit is gonna be remembered like Raimi's Spiderman
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:59:17 PM No.213104931
>>213102608
>is it the JLU show?
Even in the DCAU he's a hot headed bastard.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:59:57 PM No.213104938
>>213095942 (OP)
Pure kino
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:02:01 PM No.213104956
>>213104908
>Snyderbros
Fuck off, Snyder fans are some of the most physically beautiful, intelligent, and kind people in the world and the Snyderverse some of the most iconic and beloved movies of the 2010s and even 2020s given the ZSJL was 2021. I really wish I could murder Snyder haters, like torture and murder you evil shitstains. Crush their skulls with vices, burn them, etc.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:04:12 PM No.213104988
>>213104956
>kind
>I really wish I could murder Snyder haters, like torture and murder you evil shitstains. Crush their skulls with vices, burn them, etc.
???
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:05:47 PM No.213105010
>>213104988
It is not immoral to torture, rape, and kill evil. Snyder haters are fucking evil and stupid and cowardly.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:07:43 PM No.213105033
supershit
supershit
md5: 4fdb38c4e28edd63b741cf887fbf999a🔍
>Fuck off, Snyder fans are some of the most physically beautiful, intelligent, and kind people in the world and the Snyderverse some of the most iconic and beloved movies of the 2010s and even 2020s given the ZSJL was 2021. I really wish I could murder Snyder haters, like torture and murder you evil shitstains. Crush their skulls with vices, burn them, etc.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:09:25 PM No.213105053
>>213105033
My 6'3 sculpted muscled perfect form with my chico-tier face, green eyes, and thick light brown hair, membership of MENSA, and multiple MSc degrees makes me a monkey? Fuck you I could crush you like a fucking bug and if there was any justice they'd applaud and reward me
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:10:52 PM No.213105070
>>213105053
ZAMN! Snyderbros look like this?!?!
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:16:05 PM No.213105144
>>213104908
>This shit is gonna be remembered like Raimi's Spiderman.
Raimi's spiderman made 830 million in 2002. This piece of shit slop doesn't even compare. It'll be forgotten a month after its release.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:21:35 PM No.213105200
>>213105144
I don't know if I agree with the guy you're responding to but that's not the best argument considering how The Shawshank Redemption is remembered despite it's shitty BO
>inb4 it's not equivalent to capeshit
True but I'm making a point is all that BO numbers doesn't always correlate to staying power
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:25:25 PM No.213105253
>>213105200
Yeah, a lot of classics were box office flops when they came out and only appreciated much later when they become cult classics. I think its harder for movies now to do that though, just way too much content out there
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:32:58 PM No.213105362
>>213105200
It doesn't do anything interesting to warrant re-evaluation or rise in status in the coming years. This is a tame superhero film. We get two or 3 of this each year.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:02:35 PM No.213105804
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>1A
>1A
>1A
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:26:58 PM No.213107015
>>213095942 (OP)
he's good
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:31:35 PM No.213107100
1A VISAS
1A VISAS
1A VISAS
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:10:24 PM No.213107810
go back to border shitskinspicnigger
>go back to border shitskinspicnigger
go back to border shitskinspicnigger
>go back to border shitskinspicnigger
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:27:44 PM No.213108145
What's with Superman that makes people seethe?