you guys been doing a little boozin' have ya? sucking on grandpas old gorilla nest?

are you a nature guy, sam?

>>213101425
You'd keep yer mouth shut if you knew what was good for ya, buddy.

>Amber, bring in the seed oil.

>>213100892 (OP)
you guys been doin' a little gokkun have ya? suckin' on grandpa's greek gogurt grog?

So are jannies from Sam's fanbase?

>>213101425
Sam always does what comes natural to him.

>>213102421
look how embarassed Eric is
and Nick just phased through the wall

>Harland known for being an irreverent bullshitter
>Sam known for being an irreverent bullshitter
>Harland starts his irreverent bullshittery
>Sam has a meltdown
I don't get it

>>213102798
>Sam known for being an irreverent bullshitter
Nah he wanted to get into some serious issues but the host just kept goofing around.

>>213102611
>Eric and Nick looking sunburned red cause of the cringe
>Chuck is cool, calm and collected, smug as fuck knowing Sam just exposed himself

>>213102833
>nice and creamy

>>213100892 (OP)
Just to be clear (I’m retarded) Sam always needs to be in control of any conversation and scenario he’s in, and this was maybe the only time (on camera) where Sam was struggling to control the conversation so he resorted to physicality and brute strength to try and assert dominance and regain control over the scenario? Did I get that right?

>>213102798
Roiding has caused Sam to constantly be 3 steps behind in any conversation. His wits are dull and he needs to sleep on his jokes and write them down. Comedy impotence essentially. Sam got frustrated he couldn't get his comedy dick up and Harland made fun of it.

>>213102798
he wanted to talk about jews and rape, but quikly got upset realising it was a nature show about primates and their nesting habits

>>213100892 (OP)
Sir good morning

>>213102833
They were hungover and been drinking to 4am the same day.

>>213102857
no it was bit! a bit!
it was also a hangover
please buy extreme peace

>>213102905
Good morning, Sam

>>213102905
Is it morning in Hindustan already, Rajesh?

Sam thought he could shock by talking about Jews.
In this day and age were the ultra sensitive bedwetters are saying “death to the IDF” this guy says “hmmm Jews?” And thinks it’s edgy like a retard

>>213102948
>waiting for the comedy viagra to kick in

NOW GO HOME AND MAKE YOUR FUCKIN' GORILLA NEST

Seriously, if Harland invited you on his podcast and started his goofball act / making fun of you, what would you do in that situation?

>>213103029
>Are you trying to bully me Harland, you know Im not a comedian why did you invite me.

>>213102798
sam cant handle bantz
literally shut down at the mention of marky but supposed to be Sooper edgy lmao

>>213103029
Join in and laugh about it

>>213102971
>Sam: JEW THAT! JEW THIS!
>Harland: Are you jewish? You look like you are...

>Sam: RAPE THIS! RAPE THAT!
>Harland: Were you raped? You look like you were...

And suddenly it's not so funny anymore, right, Sammy?

>>213103029
You play along and break balls with him

>>213103029
I can’t rizz and I don’t know how to laugh at myself and roll with the punches. I take things too personal and overthink it later.

>>213103127
That’s the problem. There are many people out there who are frothing at the mouth at Jews now and want to throw shit their way, and this guy has nothing to say other than “um…Jews?”

>>213100892 (OP)
>grandpas old gorilla nest?

Harland's always Harland. That totally fits. He always says silly nonsense.

How was Sam not aware of Harland "Seven Little Chipmunks Twirlin' On A Branch" Williams??

He's old enough to have seen all those movies, especially if he's into comedy. Every time Harlan's in a movie he says some nonsense.

>>213103074
These guys are all comedians though. They should know better.

Will Sam Hyde ever live this down? He's usually the puppet master in situations like these.

>amber please fetch the gorilla twigs
Has anyone been btfo harder in the history of man(gorilla)kind?

>>213103205
That's a problem? I'm pretty sure most comedy podcasts don't want to host jew-bashing tirades. And why Sam wanted that to be a topic of conversation is baffling. Harland was right to start up music and cut him off. You can't give that a platform. Harland doesn't want to be associated with that schizo nonsense. He likes cornball SFW nonsense, ya cheesedoodle pancake-monkey.

He's a cop killer. He loves buttered stuff.

>>213103232
Sam’s biggest mistake was thinking he could out-weird Harland, the king of non-sequiturs

>>213103327
BUTTERNUTS

>>213103205
it's just that the leftist degen shit was the butt of all their jokes
people got bored of it

and that's when sam's "true humour gimmick" started to fade

he can't exists without it,
without making fun of somebody and making people hate something the mirror just turned on him

it's funny cuz comedians do bomb all the time and it's a normal thing, even Norm bombed hard (but not Sam of course, oh no he can't afford it) and he would say that bombing is actually funny/ironic because people start to hate you, the only guy in the room who wanted to make them laugh and not hate

>>213103351
Cup!!

>>213103029
People saying banter back know nothing about comedy. These bits demand a straight man response or they're incredibly boring. Getting angry and calling this shit silly is what heightens the bit the most.

>>213103378
>Hey, girl! You hungry?
>Fuck you, nigga!
>I’m sorry, I was talking to the horse

Why was Damiel there

>>213102852
humiliations ritual organized by the fat fuck Sam Hyde

>>213103419
to make Harland feel uncomfortable

and it backfired so hard and so good, Harland just got a free tool there against Sam and co

>>213103466
Sam's one and best shot at making Harland uncomfortable was going full anti-faggot/tranny. If there is one no-go for hollywood types its taking a stand against lgtbt.
But I guess Sam didn't want to risk Harland throwing that ball back to his court.

>>213102948
>Bring in 20 Indians to ruin the podcast
>Matan starts riffing with them and ignores Sam
>He gets visibly angry
KWAB

>>213103495
>tight and ripe

He calls it gorilla mode.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwLgaqso_30&t=2494s

>>213102857

>Sam tries to dominate conversation on Harland Williams podcast because he cant improvise and isnt really a comedian
>Harland isnt fazed by his edgy comments and slowly wins over his posse of 5 or more people
>Sam becomes more and more agitated by Harland being a comedian on a comedy podcast
>Harland just keeps committing to the bit and eventually asks if he wants to build a gorilla nest with him
>Sam flips over Harlands desk in a attempt to be shocking and tries to wrestle him to the ground
>Sam cant take down a 60 year old man and Harland just plays along eventually taking over Sams seat and reversing positions
>Sam tries to intimidate Harland by standing over him but Harland just makes silly comments all the time and makes him look like some loser substitute teacher
>Sams posse is cringing at everything Sam does whilst laughing along with Harland
>Sam backs down after realising he cant win and tries to plug his show
>Harland cuts out his promo

>Sammy!

>SAMMY!

>>213103193
Riff* , not rizz you moron zoomer

>MOCK
YEAAAAH
>ING
YEAAAAH
>BIRD
YEAAAAH

>>213103029
>PITA
i-i don't get it

>>213104082
>mothefucker next question, cocksucker,
bringing me up to this bullshit podcast

>>213102827
Harland just had to say "daddy Harland serious" when he's serious so Sam would know

TAKE MY GORILLA'S NEST
OUT YO FUCKIN MOUTH

>twigs

>>213103405
>>213103029
This. Harland is clearly a boke who's looking for his tsukkomi

Is there a gorilla in this room or what?

>>213103405
>>213104539

Calling Sam a straight man is like calling an autist socially adept. He kept naysaying Harland and tried to swing the conversation in his direction. Harland played along a couple of times but the autist didnt understand improv and buckled.

>>213104469
should be
>KEEP YO GORILLA OUT MY FUCKIN NEST

>>213103594
This was creepy because he was looking at me.

>>213103953
YEAH

>>213104082
It's silly. He's one of those people. You've never met an insufferably "silly and whimsical" person before? Often it's women, but I've met more than a handful of dudes like that. In artsy communities with hippies around they are not uncommon.
They mean you no harm, they just have annoying "jokes" like that sometimes. Hipsters will play along but some people have no patience for it. I don't, but Harland is good at it and he's that guy. It'd be an honor for me if Harland were to dangle food and say nonsense to me.

>>213105204
Harland is no hippie just look how he roasted David Lucas

I watched some of the Harland episodes and he seems to really like freaks. The more insane the guest is, the more serious and engaging the interview is.
By far the best interview I saw was Violent J from Insane Clown Posse. Some really good ones were Corey Feldman and Carrot Top.

While Sam Hyde got triggered by Harland making fun of muh Catholicism, in the Insane Clown Posse he gave a very serious answer about how he doesn't like organized religion and how corrupt it gets and how the belief in god itself is what has value.
With Corey Feldman he went into the topic of child abuse and the media protecting pedophiles.
He only does the non-stop clown bit when talking to people who have a stick up their ass and are easy to upset.
Harland gave more respect to a literal clown than Sam.

>>213101532
>Here's your charismatic leader bro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBfNaovmhHA

>>213103305
>You can't give that a platform. Harland doesn't want to be associated with that schizo nonsense
caught one fellas

>>213100892 (OP)
Still hiding from the new south park ep are we? Poor chuds, hiding on their own website.

Hilarious.

I'm in the public library, I'm a grown man! I have CTE!

>>213100892 (OP)
I thought that was the gay guy who was Penguin in Gotham at first

>>213101425
I watched that fishing interview with David Lucas
>Sam doesn't know how to fish and says he's just holding the rod
>hates being outside and in nature, thinks it's disgusting

>>213106332
>south park
haven't watched this crap for 20 years

>>213106429
>>hates being outside and in nature

I remember how in some of his dollar streams this guru advised his peers not to live quietly in the countryside, but instead in the loudest of ghettos

>>213103732
sam really thought he could do something to shock the guy that's been best friends with tom green for over 30 fucking years? lmao

>>213106429
>>hates being outside and in nature

>>213102798
the gorilla saw his reflection and didn't enjoy what he saw

>>213103127
goddamn that one must have really fucking hurt
I'll savor this moment for a while

https://youtu.be/crJQg8vq2Og?si=gQ8Srn5vuFe5HiVM
fluff piece for the new wave of nu fans. check the view count
>the TRUTH about sam hide (who lied)

>>213105429
This is a really good point. Harland does have random absurd humor, but it's also a way to check the egos of the guest. It outlines whether that person is someone worth having a genuine moment with some tool that is trying desperately to be taken serious at all times. Harland may not be the greatest comedian, but that old dog has alot of wit and experience much of which Sam does not.

>>213107969
fuck i just remembered how he blurred his balding patch in one of his podcasts

Just shave it already like Nick who looks way more confident

>>213101425
No, nature is for libtards.

>>213100892 (OP)
Look we can come together over this or we can bust nuts. We can have issues. Or cashews.

>>213105429
Sam is a literal clown anon

>>213108388
>*liberal

Marc M of Sick Animation made a gorilla nest joke on a Smiling Friends panel

He's working on an animated series with Hyde expanding off his Peeing Michael 'idea'

>>213108459
it's ironic retard

>>213109155
>YOU WON'T GET OUR META 5D CHESS POSTMODERN TROLLING
poor samfags still make me laugh

People are still gorilla nest and marky posting in the comments section of Buckingham's video.

nosy!

YEAHH
YOURE GONNA BUILD
GORRILLA NESTS
EVERYWHERE

>>213102870
Not even roids. He has always been deeply insecure. That's why his comedy is funny and relatable in the first place. But he also wants to be le serious masculine guy, which doesn't work since he gets defensive and angry from rudimentary podcast banter.

https://youtu.be/ZhKXmyJ2aFI?si=ADSRfaBDu7HxvN17

part 6 is up

The Buckingham video reinforced my impression that Nick is the most likable guy in the group.

>Why are you so clazy, Sam?

>>213111235
Harlan's oriental man impression is so good.

the meme that never gets stale. gorilla nest forevah bitch

>>213110549
These videos are 5x funnier than Extreme Peace.

>>213111469

Sam is a sensitive soul.

>>213111490
fucking lobster

>>213111864
>He bought me that 50k golden handcuff, I can't eat this in front of him
This is probably Nick's most pathetic moment 2bh

>>213111769
he is a crass pig

>>213110549
fuck yes I been waitin

>>213100892 (OP)
>(((wigger)]] Chris Rock impressionist in Episode 5: KAIJU hawaiian shirt
>Harland: CAjewn T-Rexican hawaiian shirt

Is it confirmed he attended the finale premier the night prior? Or that they gave his team a promo copy?

>>213110549
>you're nuts
>I am
I honestly think harland has like a 30 or 40 percent chance to actually beat the fuck out of sam if it came to it and that's sad for sam, you can see in harlands eyes he doesn't take shit even when he's being funny

>>213112104
Harland wasn't going to bother showing up to that dogshit

>>213100892 (OP)
this guy has never been relevent

>>213105429
The Burr one is good. Burr is getting just as annoyed as Sam but he goes with it and acts as a good foil then they mock bond when Harland agrees with him on something. It's clear that Sam is just incredibly insecure and can't resist bait.

>>213112172
revalent*

>>213102798
>I don't get it

Arbuckle nopes out by hanging himself and flipping the table in Episode 6. Before that, his Comedy School for Women on how to be mid ... He upstaged his his pal David Lucas' roast battle fails AND Joe Rogan tape worm celery and bear attack torture inflicted by Harland by committing career suicide (again) literally flipping the table and acting out like a woman. Now TIGHT AND RIPE is in front of more Zoomer eyes than ever, with their hostile attitude toward the smallest age gap relationsips. The ambush MRKYULTRA fan shirt photos are mild by comparison. sinister tangerine tree talk pre-show? CUTIES brand tangerines. Harland and his people went there. "I knew even before going in there - I KNEW - it was going to get crazy." Charls picked up what he was laying down, Sam only at a delay.

>>213102918
They aren't spring chickens and that reduced their ability to fake anything to zero."It was awkward." — CEO Hayden. Nick was first to comment on it, and he did not use that obvious alibi.

>>213112378
is this morse code

Why is it every time Sam Hyde comes on my feed, it's for something cringe? Can't this guy just act normal? He tries so hard to not even be funny.

>>213103082
The only way out is through, he had to lean into it and shift it over to vegetables to make it more absurd (and less relevant to the elephant in the room); target had to flex citrus to lemons to tartness to lemon parties (and when he doesnt know or pretends not to, you turn it on him "You've never been to a lemon party? You could crash one easily, we're all too tight and ripe to even try."

>>213108236
I thought living in cities is for libtards. I can't keep up with chudthink.

>>213112549
why are you so clazy

>>213106300
Sure you did, pancake-monkey.

>>213112523
sam's style of comedy is abrasive autist

>>213103305
>tech sponsor's ad read was from over There ironically

If youtube wasnt good additional revenue and marketing Harland wouldnt be doing it— laying down 40 minutes of demonetization keywords is bad podcaster guy etiquette to a unselfaware degree, or deliberate spite at perceived slights. It's not about the money. Nobody in comedy doesnt know or respect Harland, and whatever that was chimping out will only impress the Gallaghers. Roganzees and Roy Jays of the working comic world.

idubbz strike now while he is weak and wounded drop the content cop complete the circle

>>213103405
>These bits demand a straight man response

If this was tennis, he never returned a single serve. Playing it straight required polysemous anagogic wordhorseplay above his paygrade. The barest human prop minimum you described is Nick Mullen's underwhelming HH appearance.

>>213112523
He'd rather be respected for his wisdom than be "funny", because he's not naturally funny. Yet he's not wise either. He really doesn't have any business reaching such a large audience. He's not worthy. He's not that bright and he has nothing new to say. He fell ass backwards into this little corner of fame with his few thousand disciples. Now he has no idea what to do with his "leadership". He has nothing to say and a bunch of directionless, fatherless chuds who won't act on anything anyway.

He shouldn't be a thing. I'm glad he's being exposed as a cowardly little bitch who can't hang.

Sam is as retarded as Joe Rogan when it comes to comedy, which is why he doesn't understand Harland and thinks David Lucas is a comedy genius.
His tastes in everything is entry-level trash (except maybe architecture which I know nothing about).

>>213106429
>it wasn't a lie to try to deflate harland's bit
>he actually hates nature
I'm speechless, it takes a certain kind of coldheartedness to not just be apathetic to but to actively dislike the natural world.

>>213112820
easy with the finnegans wank anon

>everything Sam posts is just filled with comments about gorilla nests
I truly thought /tv/ or Kiwifarms were gonna be the only people who cared, but his fanbase has began to dunk on him

>>213103082
>schizospergs still think harland mentioned marky
>didnt even reference ross (tight lil piece vs tight and ripe)
>wouldnt make it a marky reference even if he did
Loonytroons

>>213104607
>Harland played along a couple of times but the autist didnt understand improv and buckled.

Harland tried to be charitable many times. Comedy's collaborative, be it crowd work, or how they respond framing tag followups on the spot— Sammie doesnt play nice in ensembles and it's a longstanding deeply closeted artist guy problem. They should've become thick as thieves in the good timeline off of animation school shop talk, but for prideful primate's gear addled groidrilla brain.

>>213112936
How loyal do you think his fans really are? Sam isn't special. He's an ordinary dude; that's probably why they liked him. But they can see he's no guru.

>>213105204
Harland's the apex Fool. There's no getting one over on one. Only Charls turned up to dance with the devil.

>>213112971
Nobody likes a rich fag who keeps buying cars and watches but still begs his fans for money.
He's going the Tom Segura route.

>>213105429
Bingo. He's the exposure theRAPEy for extravert theater kid actors and comedians, which they (mis)take as shittests.

>>213112995
>dude goy have such big cocks
charls needs to flush his spongebrain of alcohol before its too late

The fact that Sam didn't give the first chair to Charls who was upbeat and ready to joke around says a lot about the group dynamic, since Sam obviously wasn't in the mood.
They were obviously just there to promote extreme peace anyway.

>>213112995
Charls was oh so clever in his own mind. He just said random shit because he was confused like everyone. Daddy was having another episode, in public this time.

>>213106300
The monetization may be peanuts to him financially, but the algo hit with all those no no words for videos in the near future arent going to take Harland's rocking ancestry into account.

>>213113012
Yeah, well Nick sure was looking like Bert was when Segura went off on poor people and first class airline problems. That's really all I know about Segura is that he went off on his fans and his partner was caught on camera looking around like "what the fuck?? Don't bite the hand!!"

>>213106429
>this is what I missed out on, just like the divorced Dad sketch

Looks like his wasianwigger spawn's getting that hangup passed down to him.

>>213113074
And anti-jewish sentiment. They'd get around to their plug for MDE later, lol. Priorities when you go on a comedy show of course.

So what does cunnilingus mean?

>>213113316
Eating pussy.

Colonel Angus, so nice to see your shining face!

>>213113316
>uh...concentration camps in..um..whatever..

no, it's irish airlines

>>213111946
Yes

>>213102421
why is he going bananas?

>JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWS

peak MDE comedy here

This is the reason Sam never drinks by the way, imagine what an out of control retard he'd be.

>>213103029
Call him a faggot every time he opens his mouth. I’m a nobody who fucking cares

>>213102798
sam realized he was never funny and never will be

>>213102421
>this is getting crazy

>>213103029
>hey Charls want to switch chairs?
it would've been that easy.

>>213100892 (OP)
We finally did it guys, we finally toppled Sam Hyde, one of the largest figures in the Trump movement. Next we have to defeat Joe Rogan, it’s the next phase in my opinion. Once that gorilla is deplatformed we can have some normality back.

>>213113496
>one of the largest figures in the Trump movement
wut?

>>213113496
You're giving Hyde too much credit. He's no large figure. And he's not "toppled" in the eyes of his incel paypig fishtank groupies.

He just made an ass out of himself. He's got Will Smith stink on him that's going to last a LONG time. It's a small victory, but he was a small fish. Don't give him too much power.

>>213113573
>And he's not "toppled" in the eyes of his incel paypig fishtank groupies.
He's become the lolcow he was always supposed to be though, his e-daddy giving advice phase is the only thing that kept him from his natural path of becoming a proper lolcow.

I wonder of some of Nicks LA friends like Kurt Metzger vouched for him to be on the Harland podcast, it would explain him freaking out when Sam blew it.

>>213113808
>learn a trade. Make money. Make gains.
>don't go to a faggy art school like I did. You won't make it. I don't need competition either. Be a drywall hanger and listen to me at work. Send me 10% of your wages and I will guide you.

why does sam hyde make the lowest dregs of society seethe so much?

>>213113937
>make extremely risky investments, it'll probably work for at least one of the thousand viewers and he can send me money in a few years

>>213114019
kek, playing the long game

>>213113985
sam is dreg

>>213112622
Chuds want the whole world to be one big suburban sprawl because libtards hate the suburbs.

>>213113985
how did sam hyde gain the loyalty of the bitter incel chuds so easily? just the martyrdom of being canceled for problematic views? is it really that simple?

>>213113496
Harland is a Trumpfag himself and already BTFO Joe Rogan.

>>213114109
I'm a libtard in the suburbs. I didn't see a lot of Trump yard signs in my suburbs. Not as many as Harris signs at least, but still a concerning amount.
Anyway, it's not really as cut and dried with geographical politics. Not all the chuds live in the woods and the lesbians in the cities. Especially in the PNW. You really have the extremes of the idaho militia prepper far right white supremacists and your seattle antifa dyke types and a whole lot of us in between. Oregon is blue with lots of red patches. Everyone gets along though. Online isn't reality. People don't fight over this shit IRL. The anger isn't real out there.

>>213100892 (OP)
LOOK MA IM AN ABSURDIST COMEDIAN LIKE TOM GREEN
>>213102378
If you haven't noticed this site is ran by glowniggers who hate white people. Them covering for Sam is all you need to know he's controlled opposition

>>213114136
>just the martyrdom of being canceled for problematic views? is it really that simple?
Unironically yes. In a similar vein, I think Trump's support among the terminally online crowd would plummet if the media and leftists stopped crying about him. The Trump movement is pretty much entirely to the fact that the media never stopped attacking him and dyed hair types treated him like Satan.
>Always do opposite of the Left and/or the MSM.
is like a core tenet of chud philosophy.

>>213102378
No way Sam hates white people. He says nigger sometimes!

His grandpa was in the CIA btw.

>>213102798
Sam can't be the butt of the joke. He made fun of Craigslist actors by telling them to say how they eat pusssy. Thats why Harland had the peaches. Sam couldn't take it.

Also Harland busted Sam trying to intimidate him by having damiel stand next to him.

Also Harland marky posted by saying tight and ripe.

Not particularly relevant but just swinging by to dump this off. Because I've seen Hydetrannies running extreme defense now since the cover-up "documentary" was tactically deployed to change the topic. Buckingham was paid handsomely to make a biased masturbatory piece, since that's the best way for Sam to control his image most perfectly.

>>213114325
reverse psychology. They're just so stupid it just might work!! If only the left could resist long enough for it to take effect.

>>213114347
>NiggerLicker

>>213114103
>>213114136
>n-no ur the dreg!! INCEL!!!!
leftytroon pantifa niggers don't breed and thank GOD for that!

>>213114434
t. dreg

>>213114450
go extinct

>>213114434
Uh oh, dreg melty

>>213114396
Lol
I've been getting tired of a-logging Sam myself now desu since Fishtank died. I guess I just actually hated the freaks he attracts with that garbage, and now it's out of sight out of mind.
Total Fishtranny Death. Just make funny things and stop sperging. Alright peace

Imagine being Sam Hyde that afternoon. You just said yes to some c list star to make the most of your LA trip. You hate everything about California like the trad you are but you can't help but compare the sunny cool ocean breeze to the grey stink of Rhode Island. The landscape up to Harlan's is nothing like the shitty suburban sprawl of the northeast but beautiful hills and palm trees. As you approach Harlan's house your childhood friends and partners barely sober are going DOOOD LOOK AT HOW TIGHT THESE ROADS ARE MY GUY AND DEY GO TWO WAYS!! Suddenly you notice the neighbors staring at you like the tourists that you are and your hillbilly tour wagon parks. When Harlan's people come to greet you they awkwardly smile and accommodate your posse of gawkers to join you. You have to explain that they work with you and you're not just a bunch of plebs that have never seen a a house on a hill home before. You can see the longing in charls and nicks eyes for a future like this that they were so close to grabbing and you realize that haraln bought this house when he was 10 years younger than you.

>>213100892 (OP)
>grandpas old gorilla nest?
I just looked this up and watched that, Sam really lost his cool. Reminded me of Michael Richards crumbling into career failure doing stand up.

>>213100892 (OP)
He never said this in that movie though

>>213114508
you getting exposed as a dreg really touched a nerve didnt it kek

>>213112936
You can find the most fanatical Sam dick riders on Kiwifarms, strangely enough.

>>213112936
The biggest chuds in his fanbase (many of them only been around since 2016, if that) try and claim it's only Redittors who care about the Harland podcast, but his longer term fans have witnessed the decline and think it was refreshing to see him humbled in this manner.

How do we feel about Harland’s appearances on Late Night with Conan O’Brien?

>be comedian
>go to comedy podcast
>uhhhh jews and school rape uhh why aren't you taking me seriously? jews and rape dude this is serious

I miss when sam wasn't a grifter.

>>213114949
You should have stayed away, Charls. God damnit why didn't you stay away?! None of the skits you were in were any good anyways, World Peace 2 would have been just as bad with or without you. God damnit Charls WHY!!! Why didn't you stay away from that fucking nerd?!

>>213114877
This, I've watched his stuff since 2011 and still pay for mde.tv but he hasn't been funny in years.
Last time he was enjoyable to watch was probably his streams pre-fishtank.

>>213114921
Yeah. What's changed is that he seems old and bitter now. I've pointed this out many times, but in the past, like from 2010-2015, Sam's bitterness always felt like an inside joke, like we were meant to be laughing at him for being such a piece of shit loser. The self loathing and constant mockery by his own fans was part of the bit. He wasn't viewing himself as this moral authority on everything, and even when he did, like with Kickstarter TV, he still consistently made himself the butt of the joke.

>>213115034
Then why pay? You just like giving him money for some reason?

>>213115034
Yeah, his streaming of the Fallout games were surprisingly entertaining and funny for late era Sam.

>>213103029
Say I fuck dogs and got raped by priests

whats sam gonna do with his life, hes almost 40 and hangs around unfunny 20 year olds that follow him around laughing at his gay shit

>>213107091
Freddy got Fingered takes a genius to make. Tom Green invented/popularized the modern absurdist satire that Sam tries to practice.

>>213115101
>almost
no, hes 40 now

>>213114949

>>213108214
No way
>>213109155
>>213109220
>It's ironic

>>213115101
Doesn't sound like such a bad life if you fucked it all up and are an unfunny, roid raging bisexual art school dropout. At least some people like you even if they're autistic zoomers and that's more than can be said for a lot of people.

>>213110407
Reminder this was Sam coping that he failed to scam bronies.

>>213115182
>not using the image of Gavin literally shoving a dildo up his ass live

>>213115032
I'm positive the dick sucking was 100% Charls' idea and it was the one of the funniest part of EP for me.

>>213100892 (OP)
you goys been doing a bit of nest building have you? Stockpiling some of grandpas gorilla twigs?

>>213115213
He's 2 for 3 though, his NFT and Fishtank investor scams were both very successful.

>>213112831
It's long overdue with Sam's biggest newest move being funding Jet "hack blastard"s r9k incel groomer show

>>213114347
>it wasn't a doc
>it was a puff piece
>tactically deployed to change the topic.
Accurate.

>>213113099
Shut up shill. Charls was the funniest MDE member on the podcast.

>>213115101
>hes almost 40 and hangs around unfunny 20 year olds that follow him around laughing
not that bad

>>213115228
I honestly think I'd be physically incapable of sucking on dildo made to look like a penis, it'd activate my fight or flight response.

>>213115286
He's a booze addled drunk

>>213115228
>I'm positive the dick sucking was 100% Charls' idea
I'd be really surprised if it was

>>213115213
>scammer that scores tight pussy and milks retards
you are just doing him good by depicting him like that, you know that?

Sam is no way this clever to be a scam master

>>213114347
Isn't non disclosed sponsorships illegal?
>>213115032
Charls skits were the funniest of EP.
>>213115228
Of course it was Sam's idea retard.

>>213101425
Why did Sam avoid this question the first time?

>>213115217
Yeah but Milo fucks Pariah (Curtis yarvins tranny wife), so it makes the Peter Thiel connection stronger.

>>213115260
Not for long. S4 of fishtank they breached fiduciary duty by running the show knowing they would be fined. They can be sued by their investors. It doesn't matter the securities aren't tradable, and they have no voting rights.

>>213115317
He sounded drunk in the doc and on the palace copecast

>>213102798
Sam honestly seemed dull witted in this.

>>213115440
Problem is the only people investing in this are the most retarded paypigs (the mondocord people).
They'll never sue because then they'd have to admit they got scammed.

>>213108123
Can’t even finish this. 2 FUCKING HOURS?

>>213115405
Because he saw the entire situation as a contest and didn't know how to answer without giving Harland a win.

>>213115519
Since Fishtank is shut down, and not likely coming back, yes they got scammed. There are rumors the owners of the homes is a Chinese guy they are laundering money for. He got a criminal charge for having S4 run in his house.

Shouldn't one of Sams many wigger personal assistants look up Harland and tell Sam what to expect and how to prepare for it before a podcast?

>>213115475
He doesn't know how to banter/roast-battle with others
He never did it, he is no improv comedian

>>213115032
I miss his comfy streams bros

>>213115071
I still go back to those videos. Miss that shit

>>213115717
He can't interact with people he doesn't know well at all, have you seen any PGL where the guest is not Charls?

>>213102857
>I’m retarded
it shows

>>213115773
they used to have some guests on but its few and far between now and the ones they did have on were people who ballwash them like cuckingham

>>213115349
>>213115388
Do you even watch Charls at all? Half of his jokes are about him sucking cock or getting fucked in the ass. In the Harland interview itself he's talking about being a prison sissy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SS61rbJAPRs

>>213115384
>tight pussy
that's a tranny

>>213115618
They are too retarded to "get" it. They would say
>oh yeah don't worry about it Sam he's retarded and acts stupid. Easy promotion
>pops another xanax

>>213115812
He's foiling Damiel calling himself a war daddy. Cope.

Lol are we pretending that Charls is some trad masculine figure now? Jamie, pull up Charls dressing in drag.

>>213115884
Idiot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKeXx0RLUxQ
>>213115897
Kino

>>213115897
Name a single comedian who's never dressed in drag or like a sissy for a sketch/role

>>213114255
>People don't fight over this shit IRL. The anger isn't real out there.
yet

>>213115925
They're all fags, that much I can concede, but to act like this is the ultimate betrayal on Charls is insane.

>>213115812
that's funny actually

>>213113074
Sam hates Charls ever since he outed him for jewing out the entire crew with the book, dismisses him in PGL constantly, made him suck cock in last extreme peace ep LOL

>>213115921
Holy shit this was filmed and edited by trapped.
The guy who made the Gothic King Cobra doc. IIRC Charls mentioned in his red metldown stream that Sam fucked him over for being too close to Chuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvhchxHUCA0

>>213115101
>hes almost 40 and hangs around unfunny 20 year olds that follow him around laughing at his gay shit
as opposed to being 40 and busting his ass in the hot fucking sun and sweating all day doing manual labor? the guy's a multimillionaire wtf are you talking about

>>213115925
Chappelle

>>213114843
KF is an odd place. Lots of the posters are weirdly uptight and bitchy

>>213114335
this is definitely one of his wigger servants spamming the freemason thing and ironic schizo dogshit

god you are a fucking loser dude

>>213116066
No as opposed to being 40 with a wife and children and friends his own age.

>>213115311
only the real McCoy for you huh

>>213102798
It's what happens when the art teather kid that tries to do comedy encounters a real comedian

>>213116066
hes a 40 year old with no family, all he has is material bullshit and some unfunny faggots that just follow him around like hes their daddy

>>213116122
>40 with a wife and children
that can be attained within a year and is much easier when you're rich
>friends his own age
like Nick and Charls?

>>213116152
>hes a 40 year old with no family
so will almost every single person in this thread be when they're pushing 40, difference is we'll all still be working for a living at that time

>>213115046
The old vids when he was living in his mom's place were the most comfy

>>213116169
He's been a millionaire for a decade so what's stopping him?
Also Nick is not his friend, and Charls is absolutely not his friend.

>>213112820
Nobody is actually this retarded.

>>213116234
i have hope for you all here

How do I get a 16 year old marky-like girlfriend I can fuck? I'm serious. I'm in my early 20s now.

>>213116324
just be famous lol
markys a starfucker

>>213116324
Wait until you're 30 then get a job as a janitor at her school.

This thread has convinced me that no only was Hitler right but most people should be euthanized via right wing death squads.

>>213116117
>projection
Hellooo Sam's crew. Sam hyde is a homo who gets assfucked in the freemason lodge.

>>213116366
If you are not over 30 you don't belong in 4chan. This is a millennial site kid

>>213116370
Sammy!

>>213116453
Is it okay if I'm a zoomer but have a severe diffuse thinning norwood?

>>213115213
Yes! These are the ponies you've been waiting for, yeah!

>>213116238
I think he just needs to pull back, stop using steroids, stop presenting himself as this guru/father figure to a bunch of lost, normie-adjacent incels who didn't even watch his original videos, and take himself much elss seriously. Old Sam would've been laughing along with Harland mocking him and probably been more easily to come back at him with whatever. Sam was funnier when he was an awkward geek who knew what he was. He was more relatable then, too. My dad is a steroid user and what I'm able to discern is that people use roids to try and silence the critical inner voice and insecurities, but instead they end up being ruled by them and it's plainly obvious to anyone looking in from the outside. It's similar to the Andrew Tate and other PUA guys (who were parodied in by Tom Cruise in Magnolia) who try to conquer their issues with women, but end up being conquered themselves by them instead, where every decision and thought they have is dominated by women's perception of them. I'm kinda going off on a tangent, but I guess Sam found his grift and it's hard to fault him for that, but I can fault him for drinking his own Kool-Aid.

>>213116261
Sam and Nick aren't friends?

>>213116613
Sam and Nick hang around for the money

>>213116613
by work only, nick knows he's a faggot but he's trapped

>>213100892 (OP)
I like this meme. I hope Sam does too.

>>213116613
Pretty sure the only way Sam can get Nick to go on PGL is to pay him for each appearance

It's funny how Sam and his defenders would claim his e-daddy livestreams and podcast grift was just a necessary evil to get capital for his projects and then Extreme Peace comes out and it's just garbage. Welp, back to PGL and the Sam Hyde show for eternity.

>>213116686
Why would he do it for free? He's the cohost.

>>213116742
It's hard to take you seriously when you clearly have an obsessive hatred for him.

>Jews
>Indians
>*Gets out of breath*
>Can you stop being silly?
>Here's my show, Ext- [Redacted]
Embarrassing

>>213116742
Fishtank season 2 was actually one of the most interesting experiences I've had with modern media. Yeah, a lot of it was trash, a lot of it was good in spite of production/Jet/Sam and I've been bashing Sam somewhat in this very thread, but it was still very fun to get home from work and see what was going on in that house. The only time I've ever sent money to Sam was during that season, just so I could use TTS a few times and I think it was worth it. Back then a TTS message could cost like $5 though, so I definitely wouldn't do it again now with how much they've started Jewing the audience.

>>213112936
Sam is like Ellen degeneres that everyone secretly hates him for years and were waiting for a downfall to happen and when it did, not a single friend was there to at least stand up for him.

>>213116813
It's hard to take you seriously when you clearly have an obsessive love for him.

>>213116742
He could've funded it himself 6 years ago, instead of waiting half a decade for a fan to pony up the money, that's what a real artist guy would do.
If he cared about art more than money.

>>213116873
Shut up faggot. Hack Blastards r9k incel groomer house is garbage.

>>213117068
You sound pretty grounded, I guess you're right.

>>213117068
lmao dumb bitch

>>213114335
>His grandpa was in the CIA btw.

>>213116977
>no u

Look at this big brain over here.

"BUILD THE FUCKING NEST YOU MONKEY"
based leaf

>>213113863
Or Tim Dillon, who has demonstrated pull at Netflix.

>>213117596
i'm just showing you how silly it is to make dramatic statements like that. if it can be uno reversed that easily, you probably shouldn't put it out there. its like people who say we "obsess" about DA JOOZ! the counter is literally
>NOT DA JOOZ

>>213114552
>no writing hand in Automile
>it STILL got approved at AS after his antics

The gang does not need him except for money and they are going to branch out and off of his gorilla nest at their earliest convenience, Rolex or no Rolex.

>>213117693
Okay, fag. I'm sure you're gonna make another thread about this same topic in two hours.

>>213117746
i don't make threads, i just open them to laff at actual fags like you who take sam seriously even after everything.

>>213115032
HH between those two 'professionals' and their 'grand choices' after Fish Fuck sadist challenges and ironic cult bullshit vindicating his Turkey 'schizo' on target rant is the best punchline of all— he will not keep getting aways with it after this, life imitates art.

>>213117775
lol. Okay homo.

>>213117740
Branch out to do what? Extreme Peace showed that even Nick is a hack writer with his sketches now.

>>213117865
>beta-ass "okay f-fag..haha.."
i accept your concession :)

>>213115162
FGF's enjoyed critical reappraisement by academic types as a postmodern piece executed in popular culture. Simps underplaying Harland's C.V. and clout are only making it worse for their vicarious e-daddy dom.

I know my anti-semitic talking points better than Sam from /pol/ infographics I read a decade ago.
If I was going on a podcast to try to redpill people I would make damn sure I knew my stuff and didn't stutter, Sam couldn't even do that.

>>213115262
Post the hackblastard marky simping screencap— deepcover saboteur?

>>213117934
Sam doesn't really believe the things he says, it's just an act. I've heard him tell his fans to stay off 4chan btw.

>>213115447
>Nick didnt mention their hungover alibi once
>Eric was astonished to learn the Extreme Piss promos were cut
>Charls is making a fag sucking gesture in Buckingham's doc thumbnail (states in it that he was a viewer in the Twitch streaming days; can't not know the beef)

The nest just keeps getting bigger.

>>213117900
Dude, you have a pepe reaction folder.

You're gay. Kill yourself.

Who should Harland take on next? DEATH TO FALSE COMICS

>>213118325
Tim Dillon

>>213118325
Shane Gillis

>>213118405

>The powers that be should be led out to the streets and shot next to wendys. Harland?
>I think they should shoot one of their legs off next to a IHOP

>>213117964
This one?

>>213115611
Underage b& doesnt know how money laundering works lmao

>>213118066
pepe website, redditnigger.

I saw Sam's stuff around but was never a big fan, I liked gub gub snail man, moms, hockey wife and the cringe call with the journalist who cancelled him.
But when I met him IRL I couldn't help but feel the strong aura he exudes. He told me about his Peruvian shaman mentor who gave him a necklace and told Sam he would know who to give it to when the time came. That necklace is around my neck to this day and anyone messing with Sam will have to go through me first.

>>213103029
cringe in a webm. just because people laugh at shit doesn't mean it's funny. no wonder this guy was typecast as a retard in movies.

>>213105204
It appears like what you described, but it has this weird mind rapey aspect to it that is really abrasive and abusrdist. It must be a Canadian thing because Norm was similar.

>>213118709
>jew doing damage control

>FTL cucks back at it after 1 week
just go away

>>213111864
>>213111946
>>213113384
reminder that 4 minutes later he still had cookie gruel on his hand when harland noticed and made him hold it up to the class