Thread 213104125 - /tv/ [Archived: 438 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:51:09 AM No.213104125
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wtf lololol Snyderbros rly??
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:01:14 PM No.213104249
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>>213104125 (OP)
>spacedildos
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:02:13 PM No.213104258
>>213104125 (OP)
still better than fantastic 4
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:05:34 PM No.213104280
>>213104258
Goyer and Nolan won, Snyder and fantastic 4 lost
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:09:47 PM No.213104327
>>213104125 (OP)
>While our planet is about to explode, let's make sure these criminals are off planet before we do anything else
This never made sense to me. What's the justification here?
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:12:27 PM No.213104362
>>213104258
which fantastic four? there's five of them.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:49:24 PM No.213104820
>>213104327
>Can send baby and bad guys into space
>but not anybody else
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:51:31 PM No.213104846
>>213104125 (OP)
Every level of production signed off on this. It's not a serious movie.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:54:00 PM No.213104873
>Parts of the human body bad
American moment.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:56:22 PM No.213104893
>>213104327
They don't believe that Jor-El is correct and the planet is about to explode they even show Laura, his wife being surprised when it happens
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:56:24 PM No.213104896
>tfw brainlets don't understand the deep symbolism of this scene
Let me spell it out for you: It's supposed to show how the audience will get fucked in the ass by this movie
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:12:32 PM No.213105089
>>213104846
I'm trying to understand why we're supposed to think Kryptonian architecture being phallic is bad. Jor-El's lab is a giant penis with an notched head. This is a film for adults. We're not shocked by this.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:23:14 PM No.213105222
>>213104327
Kryptonians were too autistic to survive by their end, that's why Russell-El wanted them all to die with their planet.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:30:45 PM No.213105327
Fertility symbols are rife within many cultures. Why wouldn't a culture who's only form of reproduction is now artificial have these symbols around them. You philistines deserve the fucking gunnverse
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:37:53 PM No.213105425
>>213104125 (OP)
>it's reak
why is hollywood like this
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:40:11 PM No.213105466
>Gunn: Superman, you must impregnate Earth women and repopulate Krypton!
>Snyder: *images of BBC ships invading Earth*
It's the same message, but Snyder did it through a masterful display of "show, don't tell". He's the superior director.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:42:16 PM No.213105500
>>213105466
you retarded brainrotted cuck. Thats zod being banished into a black hole
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:44:21 PM No.213105528
>>213104125 (OP)
why not just re-engineer the phantom zone so they could get in and out at the press of a button
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:51:52 PM No.213105637
>>213105089
>This is a film for adults. We're not shocked by this.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:54:38 PM No.213105690
>>213104125 (OP)
wait a minute >>213092420
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:58:34 PM No.213105747
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:36:56 PM No.213106302
>>213105747
>some incredibly obscure imagery only a rocket scientist could understand
In English, Zack!
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:40:52 PM No.213106362
>>213104125 (OP)
>>213105466
>>213105500
>>213105747
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