Marvel Comics introduces new Captain America named David Colton - /tv/ (#213109901) [Archived: 336 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:55:12 PM No.213109901
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Speculation is heโ€™s being lined up to take the shield in the MCU once Anthony Mackie retires from the role.

Cast him,
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:57:51 PM No.213109955
>>213109901 (OP)
Why does he look like a roided-out dudebro working for Blackwater? That's somehow even more embarrassing than going woke. When will the pandering ever end and actual creativity return to literally anything?
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:58:08 PM No.213109962
just in time for a new war in the middle east
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:58:52 PM No.213109972
>>213109955
The only thing he's missing are tattoo sleeves on his arms and an Underarmor logo on his shirt.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:04:38 PM No.213110091
>white captain
tf is this racist shit
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:06:48 PM No.213110128
>>213109955
>That's somehow even more embarrassing than going woke.
nice try, nothing is more embarrassing than woke
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:08:25 PM No.213110158
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>>213109955
because he is
their timeline is sliding, so now the real captain america was frozen during 9/11 so they made this guy for gulf war 1
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:09:27 PM No.213110187
>>213109955
>>213109972
beta cuck
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:10:08 PM No.213110203
>>213109955
reframing of the "image" of america. steve rogers is a very optimistic view of what it means to be american. this is the exact opposite.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:10:46 PM No.213110224
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>>213109955
What's dudebro about it? The roided physique is just comic book standard.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:12:58 PM No.213110275
>>213109955
>When will the pandering ever end
I say we give this a decade similar to woke as a sign of good faith and then we can talk
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:16:17 PM No.213110344
>>213110224
we are so back bros
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:16:31 PM No.213110351
>>213109962
>>213109955
>Why does he look like a roided-out dudebro working for Blackwater? That's somehow even more embarrassing than going woke. When will the pandering ever end

THEY ARE NOT PANDERING TO CONSERVATIVES THEY ARE DEMONIZING THEM.

The arc he is introduced in is a flashback to Steve's first few weeks after being unfronzen and it's revealed Colton was Cap during the Afghanistan and Iraq wars. Him and Steve are sent on a mission to dethrown Doctor Doom and it will almost certainly be a America Bad/Regime change bad far left message because a 2025 writer doing anything else is God damn preposterous.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:17:33 PM No.213110372
>>213109901 (OP)
>Speculation is heโ€™s being lined up to take the shield in the MCU once Anthony Mackie retires from the role.
Stop lying you deranged fuck.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:27:56 PM No.213110598
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>>213109901 (OP)
>>213109955
>>213110158
>>213110351
The sliding timescale pisses me the fuck off as Steve had a damn good arc immediately after 911 and now it's erased.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:30:03 PM No.213110640
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>>213110598
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:31:30 PM No.213110684
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>>213110640
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:32:23 PM No.213110704
>>213109901 (OP)
I reject niggers in media.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:32:31 PM No.213110707
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>>213110684
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:33:01 PM No.213110717
>>213109955
>somehow even more embarrassing than going woke.
Roidtranny gymcels are cringe and ugly but I wouldn't say they're worse than being woke, anon.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:33:34 PM No.213110729
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>>213110707
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:33:37 PM No.213110731
fuck them if they get rid of Sam and pass over Bucky yet again
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:34:41 PM No.213110761
>>213110158
A sliding timeline is not in any way a problem for Captain America's origin. Hell, he may be the only character to not have such a problem.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:35:31 PM No.213110779
>>213110761
The slide effects when he is thawed from the Ice. See - >>213110598
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:36:34 PM No.213110804
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>>213110729
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:36:52 PM No.213110810
>>213110779
What is happening there?
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:37:38 PM No.213110831
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>>213110804
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:41:02 PM No.213110916
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>>213110810
Steve trying to find survivors in the wreckage of the twin towers.

That arc is now erased as he was still in the ice so that the new Colton Cap can be inspired by 911.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:46:45 PM No.213111045
>>213110351
The US is bad though. Not one of those wars was legit, and they were deliberately engineered by zionist jews. PNAC is almost common knowledge for fucks sake.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:47:27 PM No.213111058
Capeshit is embarassing
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:48:18 PM No.213111077
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All previous Caps.

> (not pictured) - Isaiah Bradley (African American test subject for the SS serum who was put in solitary confinement for a decade because he stole Steve's suit to go on a unauthorized mission)

> The guy next to Steve is The Spirit of 76. He took over being Cap immediately after Steve disappeared in the ice but was killed by a mad scientist's Robots.

> The guy the farthest back is Jeff Mace / Patriot. He took over being Cap next and then retired in the early 50s. He had a great mini series Captain America - Patriot (2010).

> The nazi guy is William Burnside / The Grand Director. He was Cap during the rest of the 50s fighting communist. He had a defective version of the SS serum and it made him slowly go crazy, he was brainwashed into being a KKK leader at one point hence that outfit.

> Plainclothes guy is Roscoe Simons who was very briefly Cap while Steve was in his Nomad phase. Red Skull killed him inspiring Steve to take back the mantle.

> Last pictured is John Walker in his Super Patriot guise prior to becoming US Agent.

> Later Bucky would be Cap while Steve was dead after Civil War (Steve returned to being Cap when Bucky appeared to be killed during the event Fear Itself)

> Sam Wilson / Falcon would be Cap after Steve had the youth drained from him by the villain The Iron Nail (Steve's youth was restored by the sentient cosmic cube Kobik who also reality warped him into secretly being Hydra, that was eventually undone and now Steve & Sam are dual Caps at the same time)
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:49:37 PM No.213111103
>>213110916
>Am I willing to admit that this was enabled by Mossad for the benefit of Israel? Am I willing to annihilate our "greatest ally"?
Dude how did this make it past the editors?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:51:12 PM No.213111132
>>213109955
South Park was right about the pendulum swinging in a completely opposite and very cringe direction
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:51:35 PM No.213111142
>>213111077
hmm yes, but what does cunt smell like?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:51:52 PM No.213111151
>>213111045
> The US is bad though
Only if you are a brain damaged tankie psychotic.

Afghanistan factually was controlled by the terrorist org that ordered 9/11.

Killing dictators is always morally legitimate. Legality is irrelevant.

WTF is wrong with PNAC?
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:12:26 PM No.213111615
>>213110916
>What if Captain America was in his late 30s but a straight white man who will fight foreign wars gleefully? Will this motivate the kids to vote Democr- I mean, go to the movies?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:16:54 PM No.213111727
>>213109955
>more embarrassing than going woke
You are the gay
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:17:26 PM No.213111739
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>>213111151
9/11 was known to be in the works and was enabled by Israel.
>Killing dictators is always morally legitimate.
Absolute fucking faggot take. Let's see if it's followed by something extremely ironic and lacking self awareness.
>Legality is irrelevant.
You delivered.
>WTF is wrong with PNAC?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA