i'm fucking PUMPED for Pandora you cynical assholes - /tv/ (#213117244) [Archived: 317 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:02:03 PM No.213117244
avatar the way of water - tsireya emergence UHD_thumb.jpg
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:03:55 PM No.213117284
Social Impact? None.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:04:24 PM No.213117301
>>213117244 (OP)
Let me guess, they fight evil military dude for the 3rd timeโ€ฆ but with fire.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:04:27 PM No.213117305
>>213117244 (OP)
I actually enjoyed it. Comfy underwater movie.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:04:33 PM No.213117307
Cat people.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:05:18 PM No.213117328
>>213117244 (OP)
>Haven't seen a woman in six years
>Land on Pandora
>See this
There should have already been human/Na'vi hybrids there before the Avatar program.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:08:50 PM No.213117424
>movie called Avatar
>first one is Ferngully but with gooner bait
>second movie sets up a water tribe
>third movie sets up air nomads
>it's just Avatar the Last Airbender in space now
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:09:22 PM No.213117440
>>213117328
The scientists didn't actually interact much with na'vi and besides they had zero riz
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:09:43 PM No.213117448
>>213117424
better than watching a faggoty cartoon
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:11:05 PM No.213117478
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>>213117307
this but with feeling
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:11:07 PM No.213117479
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i love the cgi
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:12:10 PM No.213117503
>>213117244 (OP)
I didnt even watch the 2nd movie.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:13:42 PM No.213117540
>>213117448
There is so much CGI in the movie that it is basically a cartoon
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:15:25 PM No.213117578
>>213117244 (OP)
>So adapted for life in the water that they still have flippers
>Still have hair for some reason.
it makes no sense.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:17:58 PM No.213117645
>>213117578
they're just alien mermaids
also they wouldnt feel your 4 inch cock so they wouldnt bother with you.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:18:10 PM No.213117650
>>213117244 (OP)
We need to see more of the reef na'vis double eyelids.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:19:22 PM No.213117679
>>213117645
it's confirmed that Na'vi have micrococks
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:24:02 PM No.213117796
>>213117479
The CGI is stellar but I couldn't name a single character's name from both movies.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:25:22 PM No.213117834
>>213117244 (OP)
I want to fuck her.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:27:06 PM No.213117867
>>213117796
>Sub 80 IQ degenerate has bad cognitive functions.

Jake, Neytiri, Quatrich, Neteyam, Lo'ak, Tsireya, Spider, Kiri.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:28:38 PM No.213117914
>>213117244 (OP)
Why do they NEVER show their tits????
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:29:23 PM No.213117936
>>213117796
You might be retarded then. Go to a doctor
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:30:35 PM No.213117962
>>213117914
Na'vi are pure
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:30:35 PM No.213117963
>>213117914
American film.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:31:56 PM No.213117992
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>>213117244 (OP)
This movie is technology porn.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:32:19 PM No.213118000
>>213117305
same here, only Spider was a little cringe
really loved Kiri's arc
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:32:39 PM No.213118005
>>213117244 (OP)
>>213117424
I unironically think that this franchise should have been called Pandora rather than stealing the Avatar name from another franchise
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:33:17 PM No.213118018
Quaritch is the best character in 30 years
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:34:52 PM No.213118062
>>213117244 (OP)
I am convinced all studios are releasing trash because they know nothing is going to compare to Avatar 3
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:36:08 PM No.213118110
>>213117867
>Neteyam, Lo'ak, Tsireya, Spider, Kiri.
I watched both movies and have no idea who these characters are
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:39:32 PM No.213118213
>>213117992

On my third or fourth viewing I took the trouble to try to account for all the craft. There's the mother ship, then three of these picadors (IIRC) Oh no wait I just looked it up and the harpoon ship is the Matador. Then at least three mini-subs and like 3-5 of the crab-suit guys to start the harvest/finish the job. So a complement of like 13-ish small craft attached to the mother ship. I guess there were maybe some aircraft on the deck too but of course the focus is on what's happening both on and under the water.

SHE WAS A COMPOSER OF UNDERWATER CHESS PROBLEMS
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:48:40 PM No.213118479
>>213117796

The original film's principal cast is best thought of as a group of 12: 5 human good guys, 4 Na'vi, and 3 human bad guys: Jake Sully, Grace Augustine, Norm Spellman, Max Patel, and Trudy (I forget the last name, it may be Chacon but it's not important). Neytiri, Eytukan, Mo'at and Tsu'Tey. Parker Selfridge, Quaritch, and Lyle Wainfleet. Fike is on screen during a critical "welcome to this world" moment and IIRC he has a credit, maybe a line or two, but it's a bit part that isn't developed.

I think of the sequel as a group of 16: Jake, Ney, Neteyam, Kiri, Lo'ak, Tuk. Recom Quaritch and Recom Wainfleet (distinct characters, technically), the others are filler/cannon fodder non-characters, basically, except for Z-dog who develops a bit of personality *pops bubble-gum* but the whole squad is a rehash of the Aliens squad, which was also a group of 12. Right down to having 2-3 female members. Norm and Max survive the events of the first film as minor characters. The new ones are a group of five: Tonowario, Rotxo, Au'nung, Tsireya, and the mom's name escapes me atm. Oh wait was it Ronal? Then Spider. Payakan also counts as a character, he's sapient, communicates with others, has a past/undergoes a moral crisis, etc.
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 12:05:56 AM No.213118948
>>213117244 (OP)
Hyped to see if napalm sticks to (blue) kids
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 12:09:09 AM No.213119052
>>213118005
Nickelodeon stole the name. Cameron wrote the script for Avatar in 1994. It was originally planned for 1999.
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Anonymous
7/27/2025, 12:22:12 AM No.213119384
>>213119052
That is silly. Avatar is a generic word. Especially in the digital age.
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Anonymous
7/27/2025, 12:25:01 AM No.213119454
>>213117305
>I actually enjoyed it. Comfy underwater movie.
Everyone enjoyed it. Thrilling, universally entertaining, unparalleled cinematic brilliance.

A few chuds seethed at home and missed out.
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 12:26:42 AM No.213119492
>>213119384
>That is silly. Avatar is a generic word. Especially in the digital age.

I agree. Nickelodeon should've known better.
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 12:41:32 AM No.213119815
>>213117503
Me too. The first story was lame
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 12:57:07 AM No.213120173
>>213118110
>Merry, Pippin, Legolas, Gimli, Saruman
>American's 2002: I watched both movies and have no idea who these characters are
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Anonymous
7/27/2025, 12:59:32 AM No.213120228
>>213117244 (OP)
maybe if the catgirls weren't blue niggers
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 1:00:37 AM No.213120260
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>>213117244 (OP)
always hated how thin they are
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 1:00:50 AM No.213120268
>>213120173
Now I'm thinking of hobbit getting raped by a 9 foot catlizardgirl
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 1:03:31 AM No.213120335
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Can't wait to see best kitty again.
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 1:06:57 AM No.213120414
>>213119052
And Cameron stole the whole idea from Ursula Le'Guin's, The Word for World is Forest
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 1:09:29 AM No.213120475
>>213117244 (OP)
Stop wanting to fuck Navis
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 1:12:09 AM No.213120548
>>213117503
Itโ€™s the exact same as the first one.
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 1:31:32 AM No.213120988
avatar neytiri cock
avatar neytiri cock
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I'd pump something
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 1:33:14 AM No.213121031
Canโ€™t wait to spend three hours watching CGI forests nobody asked for
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 1:35:25 AM No.213121092
I asked.
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 1:54:17 AM No.213121571
>>213117479
Why are the humans trying to colonize a planet that doesn't even have a breathable atmosphere and also literally everything on it is trying to kill them?
I could understand the first movie because they were literally just there to mine some shit but in the second one they built a whole city and said the idea is to settle the planet