>the DEFINITIVE superman
>everything prior and subsequent pales in comparison
how did they do it?

>tom welling will never breed your boipussi
why even fucking live

>>213117489 (OP)
I always thought this series was dumb as shit because it literally showed everything superman faces in the comics but... during the time he wasnt even superman yet?? doesn't make sense, why didnt they just made a regular superman series? and then, they repeated the same shit with gotham, like wtf man

brown detected

>>213117824
and they made Jor-El an evil computer program. And the had him visit Earth in the past and breed an Earth woman. This shitty show is where Gunn got his little Kryptonian surprise.

also Welling is why too damn short, small, and old to play superman. They needed a dude in his late teens. Welling was 24 when he started.

>>213118012
nigger tier opinion

>>213117824
Welling didn’t wear the suit because he was scared of the Superman curse. I’m on the fence on whether or not it exists because Cavill hasn’t been doing too hot but also Hoechlin didn’t seem to suffer from it post Superman and Lois.

>>213118012
>too short
he’s 6’3.

Smallville had the best Jonathan Kent

>>213118109
well the “superman curse” clearly still got to him considering he doesn’t have a career and the only thing he’s got going for him is the memberberries podcast with rosenbaum

>>213118109
Hoechlin’s birthday is on 9/11. It kind of offsets that.

>>213118161
why would he need a 'career' when smallville produced the greatest superman of all time? what could possible surpass that?

>>213117489 (OP)
SOMEBODY SAAAAAAAAAAAAVE MEEEEEEEE

>>213117489 (OP)
>definitive Superman
>a teenage drama aimed at 13-16yo girls

no

>>213118109
I havent seen much of Cavill in movies after he stopped being superman, and his involvement in the witcher was a mess, also havent heard of the 40k project again
Hoechlin did superman and... that's it? I dont remember seeing him anywhere else

>>213118215
so it’s cool to insult cavill and say he doesn’t have a career but i say the same thing about the guy whose dick you wanna suck and you get all defensive saying “no he’s fine, he’s the bestest superman ever in the whole wide world because i grew up watching him wanting to suck his dick”

>>213118676
you're lucky i don't have any smallville webms saved

>>213117489 (OP)
They did her dirty
best girl

>>213118998
Based Aliciabro.