Thread 213117991 - /tv/ [Archived: 388 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:31:52 PM No.213117991
stupid facking movie
stupid facking movie
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I can't be the only one that hated this right?

The entire plot hinging on Jimmy being this irresistible sex symbol to women and gaining the undying loyalty of this blonde super model has got to be the most blatant chud pandering thing in a mainstream big budget movie in years
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:34:06 PM No.213118041
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>>213117991 (OP)
I thought it was funny, although Jimmy was wrong about her toes they're fine
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:35:14 PM No.213118079
>>213117991 (OP)
she was neglected by lex obsession for superman.
How do you miss the point that bad?
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:35:27 PM No.213118084
>>213117991 (OP)
It was funny...Jimmy Olsen is supposed to be zany and crazy and bullshit...not a CIA spook that gets merked in his first scene.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:39:22 PM No.213118205
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>>213118079
Jimmy ALSO neglects her, you moron.

Also Lex shoots Mexican Taco Truck owners for fun just to torment Superman and this woman is SO LOYAL to Jimmy that she'd risk sending (what she thought) was highly sensitive material to him WHILE STILL BEING IN LUTHOR'S BUILDING? It's ridiculous

>B-b-b-but comics Jimmy gets laid too
Like I said, it's pandering
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:40:51 PM No.213118253
>>213117991 (OP)
That's the joke you autistic fuck
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:45:46 PM No.213118398
>>213118041
you're brown
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:46:30 PM No.213118420
>>213118253
It's pandering.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:48:41 PM No.213118480
The character deserves it. Snyder’s Jimmy Olsen showed up for two seconds and got murdered. Gunn was giving some respect to Jimmy by having him do things while being a total chad.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:50:59 PM No.213118546
>>213117991 (OP)
Most people did. It's Gunnslop at its worst.
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 12:08:19 AM No.213119031
>>213117991 (OP)
Usually Jimmy was a pipsqueak teen who chased after women and got blown off. He wasn't good-looking enough to be a Chad, but they used to do this in the past tv so its not an anomoly. The supermodel ends up being a genius because she took selfies in front of stuff to out Lex. Lex is supposed to be a nerd no one likes but in this Superman was isolated and Lex was powerful in the culture.
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 12:11:54 AM No.213119111
>>213118079
No she was afraid she'd end up a prisoner
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 12:13:37 AM No.213119154
>>213118205
She hated Lex and sending the info was pent up vindictiveness.
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 12:15:04 AM No.213119193
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Supes should've had a sex scene with her like in MoS with Amy Adams.
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Anonymous
7/27/2025, 12:15:12 AM No.213119200
>>213117991 (OP)

So just like the comics?
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 12:15:42 AM No.213119211
>>213118480
They did it to Lex too. He didn't get any women in the comics. He was unpopular.
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Anonymous
7/27/2025, 12:17:55 AM No.213119270
>>213118084
Plus Lois is supposed to be a hottie herself that Jimmy has a crush on from a distance
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 12:18:59 AM No.213119303
>>213117991 (OP)
You should be more mad that Lex is stupid enough to not let his dumb girlfriend take selfies all near and over his evil plans.
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Anonymous
7/27/2025, 12:21:07 AM No.213119352
>>213117991 (OP)
>chud pandering

But that's the thing: Chuds COULD get laid if they weren't such negative sissies all the time. Jimmy is an upbeat guy despite being kind of a dork. It isn't that shocking that girls would be into that.
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 12:28:57 AM No.213119531
Chuds winning by being much happier
Chuds winning by being much happier
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Anonymous
7/27/2025, 12:32:31 AM No.213119613
Someone OBVIOUSLY self inserted as Jimmy Olsen in the writers room
>>213119303
Yeah this movie fucking sucked. It's only "good" if you're a leftist that turned their brain off for every scene
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Anonymous
7/27/2025, 12:33:17 AM No.213119632
>>213119613
It's even better if you don't have any brainworms at all.
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Anonymous
7/27/2025, 12:35:35 AM No.213119685
>>213119632
You will NEVER be Jimmy Olsen
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Anonymous
7/27/2025, 12:48:49 AM No.213119975
>>213119613
That’s exactly what I’m fucking saying

It’s such a pathetic self insert pandering subplot. Almost like those shitty harem anime

I can only imagine that anyone that didn’t mind this shit is a fucking loser wishing they were jimmy
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Anonymous
7/27/2025, 12:51:29 AM No.213120026
>>213117991 (OP)
>Superman's pal Jimmy Olsen helping Superman save the day?
>Preposterous!
>This would never happen to a classic, manly hero. Imagine if Indiana Jones needed Short Round to save him from evil cultists in his own movie?
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Anonymous
7/27/2025, 12:51:58 AM No.213120038
>>213120026
Shut the fuck up retard
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Anonymous
7/27/2025, 12:53:02 AM No.213120070
>>213119975
This movie has a lot wrong with it, but if there's one point that exemplifies it, it's the fact that Superman got saved because of Jimmy Olsen's dick
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Anonymous
7/27/2025, 12:53:30 AM No.213120078
>>213120038
I don't need to say anymore after I BTFO'd you. LMAO.
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 12:54:08 AM No.213120096
Adventure Time is for homos
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 12:54:33 AM No.213120112
>>213120070
This happens tons of times in comics.
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Anonymous
7/27/2025, 12:59:05 AM No.213120222
>>213120026
>Jimmy is magically a ladies man
>Gets Superman's location handed to him for free
>This is somehow good writing
>>213120112
We've known that comic writing is shit
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Anonymous
7/27/2025, 1:00:17 AM No.213120245
>>213120222
Im sorry it doesn't live up to the high standard of Superman and Batman become friends because their moms share the same first name.
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Anonymous
7/27/2025, 1:00:57 AM No.213120272
>>213117991 (OP)
Another Chud W. Take the L you fucking tranny lol
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 1:02:53 AM No.213120318
>>213120245
Go back to bed anon, I promise Zack Snyder isn't under your bed.
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Anonymous
7/27/2025, 1:03:43 AM No.213120341
>>213120112
And it’s bad there too, you fucking loser
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 1:12:25 AM No.213120554
>>213119211

He got Mercy Graves in the animated series, and then they made a comic book version of her. They brought back Mercy Graves in Young Justice but I don't think she's a real person and is probably a robot.
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 1:13:56 AM No.213120592
>>213120318
He can't afford to be, he's fucking done.
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Anonymous
7/27/2025, 1:18:31 AM No.213120702
>>213120592
That was an epic comeback to whoever you're trying to offend
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Anonymous
7/27/2025, 1:20:23 AM No.213120745
>>213120702
Got you to reply, retard. Get fucked!
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 1:34:46 AM No.213121075
>>213117991 (OP)
>>213119975
The film is trash but you people are insufferable for picking this particular thing as a hill to die on. Obnoxious fucking cretins. Fuck you
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Anonymous
7/27/2025, 1:40:07 AM No.213121215
>>213121075
You only liked it because you’re an incel
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 1:41:08 AM No.213121246
>>213121075
-----> >>213119685
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 1:41:40 AM No.213121259
>>213119193
Looks better as a blonde
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 1:51:23 AM No.213121501
>>213119193
Hideous...but i guess i can't make the effort to take her as a bride...