Apparently the live action Naruto film from Lionsgate directed by Destin Daniel Cretton is finished but is such a piece of shit that they aren't going to release it.

>>213119790 (OP)
STOP trying to make live action anime. It is RETARDED and will NEVER WORK.

>>213119790 (OP)
Source?

>>213119790 (OP)
Fake as shit. No casting calls, no set leaks, yet there is a fully completed movie? I can believe the script being a turd but come on nigger.

>>213119790 (OP)
RELEASE THE NART SHART

well I mean no shit
the characters have shitty designs and their little sign language looking jutsu abilities look cringe as fuck

>>213119790 (OP)
>fully completed live action movie already getting shelved despite none of the cast being revealed
Yeah, right.
It went the way of the Metal Gear and Akira movies.

>>213119790 (OP)
source: OP's cum filled prolapsed butthole

>make the spiritual sequel to dragonball evolution
>pussy out and don't let the public see it
If ever proof was needed that we're in the worst timeline

>>213119790 (OP)

>>213119963
I went and saw this in theaters and left even though there was a tornado.

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>>213119919
Productions, especially low-budget ones, often don't make cast announcements until filming is finished.
It's an industry "secret". You don't want to start your pr campaign too early because you might not have the money to keep it up, leading to audiences internalising it and assuming everyone forgot about it because it was bland/shit. You also don't want to risk explaining why cast lists might have changed (as frequently happens between the start and end of filming).

>>213120018
Translation: It's BS.

>>213119790 (OP)
>Destin Daniel Cretton
WHO?

>>213120056
The guy from There Will Be Blood.

>>213120010

>>213119790 (OP)
Why did they cast an asian actor when naruto is very visibly a white man with blonde hair?

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>>213119790 (OP)
Looks like that indonesian comedy would still be the only live-action naruto

>>213120109
You're thinking of paul thomas anderson, the guy who directed resident evil

>>213120186
This was such a boring fucking movie. How do you make Jojo, of all things, a gray uninspired slog?

>>213119790 (OP)
Gentlemen, the time has come again for us to trick a major company into releasing a shitty movie.

>>213119822
Kenshin was okay. Same with Kaiji. Ace Attorney while vidya is pretty inspired by anime and worked too

I'm not surprised, only retards want live action versions of animated properties, they're pretty much always shit.
The only legitimately good ones I can think of that even come close to being based on "anime" properties are Oldboy (based on a manga) and Edge of Tomorrow (based on a light novel).

>>213120254
That's what they want you moron. The shitty movie is "leaked" and it gets millions of views of people who think they're laughing at the company.

>>213120018
It’s funny that autistics think literally everything must have a massive marketing campaign and marketing directly causes success/failure and no other variables exist.

>>213120374
Oh because that translates to money right?

>>213119790 (OP)
I was really hoping to see just how bad it was.

>>213119790 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gB9P0kpc1O4
are you sure? did they try playing this during the entire movie?

>>213120303
What? Have sex

>>213120815
put out your leg, i need somewhere to rest my balls

>>213120824
That’s not sex, virgin-kun

>>213119790 (OP)
>Destin Daniel Cretton
isnt he doing the next spiderman?

So it's about as bad as the source material then?

>>213119822
Battle Angel Alita?

>>213119862
>>213119919
It's a fantastic four 1994 situation, they haven't figured out how to do it properly but they don't want to lose the rights so they shitted out something cheap and quickly

>>213120961
Battle Angel Alita is garbage only liked by Cameron simps.

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>>213120010
Jesus christ I haven't kekd like this since 2014, thanks anon

>>213119822
Speedracer is kino actually

>>213121002
See also: Nicolas Cage Superman

>>213120961
I watched that the other week, it was pretty good, watched the anime too which was suprisingly only 2 episodes

>>213119790 (OP)
>source: oh, I just made it up

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>>213121080
Speed racer is the exception that proves the rule, and it only worked because the wachowskis are insane.

>>213119790 (OP)
>"the single biggest piece of shit imaginable"
so its true to naruto

>>213121134
The ova made the same mistake as the movie, introduced too much “OC” and rushed through the story where it hit a point it couldn’t continue with the manga storylines at all, and going forward would need to be almost completely OC.

>>213121270
Like most anime, especially pre 2000's anime, it really only exists as an advertisment to sell the manga

>>213121402
Anime’s peak was when they were making full OC animes back in the 90s.

I WANT THE UNRELEASED NETFLIX ALIEN VS PREDATOR ANIME!

I WANT THE UNRELEASED AMERICAN HISTORY X GUY DIRECTED BLACK WATER TRANSIT WITH BRITTANY SNOW NAKED FOR HALF THE FILM!

I WANT RIDLEY SCOTT'S UNRELEASED VATICAN PILOT WITH THAT GOD TIER MOMMY SLUT REBECCA FERGUSON.

I WANT HBO'S UNRELEASED OPEN PILOT WITH FRINGE's "I can't believe it's not Agent SCULLY" BEING A NAUGHTY LESBIAN WITH THE TRUE DETECTIVE S1 WIFE (WITH GOD TIER ASS) (Also Thor's Sif)

GIVE THEM TO MEEEEEEEEE!

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>>213121642
>>213121616

It's crazy how badly Boruto managed to fuck up Narutos reputation. Nobody cares about the franchise anymore because it's so lame now.

>>213119822
Takashi Miike can do it. You just have to commit and most are not willing to do that.

>>213121616
>(Also Thor's Sif)

>>213121673
if whatshisface was smart he wouldve not started boruto so soon after naruto's (tv) ended
shouldve let it simmer and come back after 15 years to make something new or do some prequel shit of the early ninja like KOTR/star war prequels

>>213121673
Naruto fucked up its own reputation with its cluster fuck ending

>>213121794
Exactly. They jumped right into it without giving it a rest and making people miss the series. Naruto could have easily sustained itself as a franchise with video games or something.

>>213121917
The entire ending ties into Borushit that's the point. If you get rid of Borushit as a whole then the series just ends with them beating Madara and Naruto and Sasuke having a gay fight again, the aliens are never introduced. The only bad thing you can say about the ending is that the war arc then is that it lasted too long.

>will not live to see live action naruto french kissing sasuke nor kakashi fingering the ass of his prepubescent student

>>213119822
i only thought ghost in shell with scarjo was good

>>213121957
That ending already existed before boruto was ever planned to be made, it's the typical Japanese shit of "the main enemy wasn't the real main enemy, there was a more powerful enemy all along" but they pulled that stunt like 3 times in a row at the end of Naruto

>>213121983
>with House MD style internal view
baka

>>213120235
You're thinking of Etan Cohen, the director of Garfield a Tale of Two Kitties, not to be confused with ETHAN Coen of the Coen Brothers

>>213119790 (OP)
The only way a live action Naruto movie would work is if it used the Japanese stage play cast and crew.

>>213121673
Naruto has no reputation beyond being shit and the retarded faggots needing so long to realize it meant all that remained after were the people who rightly called it shit from were the only people left talking about it and all we were saying was “we told you so.”

>>213119790 (OP)
Bullshit, something would have leaked, Naruto is huge with retards.