>not woke
>doesn't emasculate the male characters
>doesn't demonize anyone for being white or normal
>minorities limited to background characters and there are no gays in it
remember when every faggot writer was saying their globohomo projects were just a "reflection of reality" and they were writing truth? Turns out that gay shit was actually a conscious choice the whole time
>bland
>insipid
If the color beige was a movie, it would be this one.
>>213120677 (OP)it's funny how pedro was given the role of a stretchy man given his weird quirk of being touchy nearby women
>>213120677 (OP)>not wokeWhy are you even pretending? Everyone who's posted on /tv/ in the past two days has seen the webms.
>>213120677 (OP)Nigga...i liked but it was mid af and while i don't partake on the 'lewoke' faggotry this was woke af...Sue literally btfos Galactus.
>>213121273Did they really tried to steal the Superman saves babbyMetamorpho action?
Like that?!
Asian masculinity guy loved it.
>>213121631>HEEEYYYY GUUUUUYYYYYSSSS I HAVE A DATE! WITH A WOMAN GUYS!...REDDIT GOLD WHEN?Seriously whats wrong with this dude...?
>sue storm is le stronk woman
>silver surfer is female (no I don't give a shit that it's another silver surfer or whatever, everyone, EVERYONE, think of the classic one when they think of silver surfer so shut your mouth you shilling silver faggot)
>pedro pascal is le deranged trump syndrome woke faggot
I refuse to watch this shit. Superman is a step in the right direction when it comes to capeshit
>>213120677 (OP)>doesn't demonize anyone for being whiteThey couldn't demonize Reed because they turned him brown instead
>>213120677 (OP)>doesn't emasculate the male charactersThat's not hard when they only had two male characters since Ben wasn't an actual character in the movie.
>>213121303He's also obviously a faggot