>You're awful Harland

>>213284994 (OP)
You're still obsessed over this? Just let it go already. You got a win, everyone has already forgotten about it with the YouTube doc, you haven't stopped anything, move on.

>>213284994 (OP)
Is that a podcast? I love podcasts. Just a bunch of dudes jawing around. Just like me and my friends do! How fun!

>>213284994 (OP)
How am I awful?

>>213285486
Some youtube doc has erased gorilla nest? Okay.

>>213285640
Yeah, nobody but you little group from Reddit or Discord or whatever are continually talking about this unfunny "prank" on Sam that you think is somehow going to tank his career. Meanwhile he has a completely self operated platform and can't be "cancelled" in the traditional sense. But you keep at it. I'm sure this little prank is going to FINALLY sink your internet arch nemesis. Keep repeating the same joke over and over and over again for the next five years. It'll get him, I PROMISE.

>>213285773
anon, calm down and get in the nest

>>213285817
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

>>213285773
he can be cancled in the sense that it exposes his potential audience to the fact he is a loser.

>>213285773
Someone check this dude's pants for cream

>>213285817
You're so very unique and funny. It's interesting that your main gripe with Sam is that he's a hack meanwhile you think juvenile stuff like this is funny.
>>213285859
Yeah good luck with this. You got em this time. Everyone's leaving in droves. Subscriber counts are WAY down. WE'RE TANKING MONEY.
Oh wait none of that's happening and he's still making more money than your boomer washed up has been comedian.

>>213284994 (OP)
What do you think Nick was thinking?

>>213285773
AMBER BRING IN THE GORILLA TWIGS

SAM BROS...

>>213285899
>WE'RE TANKING MONEY
>WE'RE
are you on the payroll? because if youre not this level of spergy defense for your edaddy is really pathetic. sam made himself look like a retard and everyone is laughing at him

>>213285923
>HAHAHAHAHAH OH MY GOD HE SAID TWIGS HAHAHAHAHAHAH IM A FAGGOT HAHAHAHAHA THIS IS THE END OF SAM HYDE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>213285899
>your main gripe with Sam is that he's a hack
my main gripe with Sam is that he didn't build the nest. My main gripe with Harland is that he didn't get in the next.

>>213285899
He is a loser. I should like his type of comedy, but because or Sam's personallity I cannot watch it. I am on the side that will enjoy watching him fall appart for attention.

>>213285959
I'm just genuinely trying to figure out why you're obsessed with him.

>>213285966
>NOOOOOOOOO STOP LAUGHING AT MY COMEDIAN INTERNET DADDY IDOL STOP STOP STOP!!!

>>213285981
>I have to like the personality of people who's content I watch
Now you see THIS is parasocial. Everything you accuse Sam fans of.

>>213284994 (OP)
This whole thing made me realize how corny a lot of our posts about kikes and jeets would sound IRL.

>>213286001
If you were laughing he'd be winning because he's a comedian. You're just seething and pretend this thing that isn't funny in the slightest is the funniest thing you've ever heard because it's "owning" someone you disagree with politically. Hey how many dicks has Harland taken up his boomer ass?

>>213286036
anon this level of cope is not healthy

>>213286020
>le heckin based boomer made me realize being racist is le problematic. let in all the rapists and take my guns right now

>>213284994 (OP)
i would be embarrassed too if i made a gorilla nest as amateurish as sam's

>>213286058
What's cope? That you're so desperate to sink Sam because you can't stand to see a right winger get a following? Or that Harland takes dicks up his ass? Which one you didn't specify.

>>213286099
i dont give a fuck about sams politics. hes a grifter and he shits up this board with his fishtank spam

can someone give me a rundown on this? is it worth watching

>>213285993
I don’t see why you’re so set on defending him on 4chan. He won’t let you join his entourage of losers.

>>213286145
Oh so that's why you're seething. I hate fishtank too. You could just say that and stop acting like a faggot.

>>213286020
Same. Thinking about how I must sound at Thanksgiving arguments makes me cringe now.

>>213284994 (OP)

>>213286206
Yeah you were really cringe you should let an immigrant rape your ass to show fealty to your new overlords.

>>213286020
I hear a lot of people spouting this kind of shit IRL and it's pretty funny how quickly people deflate when faced with an ocean of stony faces staring at them making unfunny racist comments. My favorite was when someone went off on the Jews for a while and everyone just stared in silence before someone in the back asked "so were you working on that all night or what?" and everyone laughed. Don't become Sam Hyde guys, exercise some basic social awareness.

>>213286074
>Proves him right
Lol

>>213286201
stop running defense for him. hes a piece of shit who lives like a nigger in his personal life, multiple baby mamas, fucking young teen girls and being weird with them, ruining his friends careers because he doesnt have impulse control. i only wish bad things on sam. hes not even funny now in the nuwigger era
pic related is what he wrote to marky. hes a fuckin weirdo

>>213286020
p.s. I'm becoming a woman next month

>>213286217
What was going through his mind?

>>213286295
hawaiian noises

>>213286074
>>213286242
No one's saying to change your viewpoints. Just that
>dude indians and ai lmao
>dude kikes lmao
>dude ywnbaw lmao
is as cringy as
>ORANGE MAN BAD
and what-not.

>>213286074
Yeah see it just doesn't hit the same anymore. I imagined some brown polcel Hydesissy saying this irl and cringed super hard.

>>213286261
Yeah I know being right wing is so cringe now that some random eceleb got embarassed on a podcast of some other random eceleb. We should tear down all the borders and create a surveillance state because anything else would be just so cringe, right guys? We should kill more babies in the womb and ban religion and guns and self defense and cars and gas because anything else would be heckin CRINGE

>>213286020
>>213286206
At least some of you are learning to be good humans.

>>213286358
>kill more babies in the womb
If they're brown, yes.
>and ban religion
If the religions are brown, yes.

>>213286346
>dude ywnbaw lmao
this one still flies. everyone, even normies, hate trannies

>>213286366
You should cut your penis off. Wouldn't want to be a toxic male right? It's just being a good human. Let Tyrone sleep with your wife. She'll enjoy it more, that's just being a good human.

>>213286246
Didn't happen

>>213286346
>You don't like jews controlling the government, flooding in refugees, and grooming young children?
>You're cringe

>>213286433
Be a good human.

>>213286443
Define good human

>>213286020
My wife and I talk about how repulsive Indians and blacks are all the time. Pick your company better

>>213286487
Slave to Israel

>>213285773
you sound raped

>>213285817
AHH YOU STIRR TALK ABOUT GORIRRA NEST. YOU MUST BE CLAZY!

>>213286512
yeah I should hang out with you and your dog of a wife

>>213286358
Super cringe post NGL bro

>>213286536
Yeah dude I know, personal responsibility and freedom of expressions is SO last decade. It's time to step into the FUTURE. Be a good human, yo. Chop your dick off, feel what the ladies feel.

>>213286512
>I married some fat trailer skank who hates black people because she got her pussy blown out and tore her perineum so now we just talk about how much we dislike brown people in our free time
pick a better wife

>>213286586
Your last sentence directly agrees with your first sentence. You suck at this lol

>>213286295
>Hello darkness, my old friend.......

>>213286487
The exact opposite of you

>>213286685
What am I?

>>213285959
MDE/Fish Tank is probably the most blatantly botted, shilled and advertised slop on /tv/ if not 4chan in general. Isn't it part of fish tank that the contestants are made to do promotion on here and social media to stay on the show?

>>213285773
>>213285853
>>213285966
>>213286036
>>213286099
reverse trolling, get a life faggot,

>>213286487
Someone whose heart is not filled with hatred.

>>213286196
You don't know that. Jet started out tripfagging on /r9k/ and now he's one of sam's irl sons.

>>213286720
Why are you asking me, retard? You'd know better than I would

>>213286487
Someone who doesn't convert to Nazism after reading a couple of infographs on an anime image board.

>>213284994 (OP)
I watched this expecting something funny but all I saw was a bloated Jew being dunked on by some Canadian

>>213286611
Oh you! Stop it!

>>213285773
One must wonder why youd go on the marketing circuit if your fanbase was as rigid and loyal as you claim

>>213285859
Too bad it didn't happen. This will blow over, no one cares anymore.

>>213285603
You brought me on here to make whimsy with me.

>>213286295
His third dead child.

>>213286869
To expand it, not to maintain it. Idiot.

What is Nick doing when sam flips the table? He looks like he's stimming/having a mental breakdown or something lmao, poor guy

>>213286020
It lands like the meme spouters of the early and mid 2010's. Some things should stay online but autists can't help themselves.

>>213286020
kek at the end though,
>Any last words Sam?
>"Heil h----

>>213286777
Sam has donated to black youth charities. What have you done?

>>213286366
We are in our healing eras. These incels will never grow out of their hateful phase sadly.

>>213286295
>Laughs at actual seasoned vet's comedic jabs
>Laughing at Harland's jabs fuels Sam's insecurity
>Self-awareness kicks in
>No one in the MDE cult has the comedic chops to hang with a pro
>None of Sam's jabs are landing
>Sam is playing right into the hands of a master puppeteer
>Humility kicks in
>Be a Good Human baseball cap
>oh no no no IT'S HAPPENING AGAINNN
>selling carpets full time and real estate podcast more feasible and not as humiliating as this

Mindbroken in real time

are these the most obviously astroturfed threads on 4chan?

Give me the desk you pumpkin pie haircuttted little freak!

>>213287005
He disassociated. That is a look of an abused wife.

>>213286778
This nigger even knows the lore. Pathetic.

>>213287229
this
nobody would ever sincerely say anything bad about my daddy sam

>>213285773
>t. Lasagna Lips

>>213286295
>should I take him with me when I go hehehehhehehbebhehahahhebhananblblblblblblbll

>>213287082
Shot three men on the subway

sam hyde and his sketch shows is something you show to a friend who is not terminally online 4chan autist, and they just watch it with poker face without even realizing it is supposed to be entertainment or funny. They won't even say "is this supposed to make me laugh?" they will just stay silent or say "ok"

>>213286020
Certqin people on 4chan being dereadicalized because they finally realized they worship pedos has been quite funny to watch over the last few months.

>>213287811
Hilarious. Are you going to answer my question now?

>>213285640
You're trying to get people who've been cancelled for the best part of a decade. None of the people who like Sam or MDE give a shit about this dude or his podcast. You've spent weeks of time and effort to achieve literally nothing.

All you've done is shit the board up with your trannie threads.

>>213285899
>You're so very unique and funny. It's interesting that your main gripe with Sam is that he's a hack meanwhile you think juvenile stuff like this is funny.
These are the same people seething about Sidney Sweeney saying she has good genetics.
You can't convince them of anything, their brains are so buck broken that they're completely radicalised into a fantasy version of reality that they will never escape from.
I have a strong suspicion that they were equally distraught when 4Chan came back online.

>>213287018
>It lands like the meme spouters of the early and mid 2010's.
This was the exact thought that ran through my mind when Sam started rambling incoherently about Indians and AI. It felt like the modern equivalent of that
>It's a meme you dip.
kid.

>>213284994 (OP)
this is the worst new forced meme

>>213286295
>WE WERE SO CLOSE
>HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME AGAIN

>>213288815
Why are you under the impression anyone cares about ending his career or some shit? It's just funny how hard he sperged over some boomer lightly razzing him. If we really wanted to turn his fanbase on him we'd just tell them about him sucking that tranny hooker's cock that one time.

reminder: this is who is defending MDE

>>213290276
>It's just funny
It isn't funny at all. There were a dozen or so threads on here for a few days about it and I never once clicked on the video of what happened because I couldn't give a shit. These people aren't your friends and they don't give a fuck what you think about them, you thinking that you somehow got one over on them in some personal war is the saddest shit imaginable. What you think is hilarious was shitting up the board with something that very few people found interesting.

You became the joke.

>>213290622
>It was NOT funny! Stop laughing! You weren't supposed to laugh at the comedy podcast hosted by a comedian! It was supposed to be serious business!
Kek

>>213290622
It is funny, he sperged out and trashed a studio because of the words "gorilla nest"

>>213290801
You keep saying it was funny.
You lead a very sheltered life.

>>213290900
>a studio
Some guy who hosts a podcast that nobody cares about in his garage does not make a studio.
Do you think like the people who thought that if they put morbidly obese black women into ad campaigns that the public would eventually find them desirable?
You're not convincing anyone with repetition.

>>213291009
That was my first post in thread you schizoid

>>213286012
I do not know anything about hm or his fans as I do not watch him becaise I do not like how he presents himself in what I have seen. What are you trying to bitch about here? State your point.

>>213291009
>nobody cares about
He was pretty popular on Kill Tony before the Sam Hyde interview. He got a lot of coverage across the internet for clowning Joe Rogan and David Lucas. And of course before that he was in Dumb and Dumber and Freddy Got Fingered. He's pretty well respected in comedy. He's not a nobody. Of course you're just going to say that you pay attention to any of that so it doesn't count, but I don't see why you think your opinion as a 4chan Sam Hyde worshipper matters to the rest of the world?

My dudes at M.D.E. knocked it out of the park with their response, when they whipped together a funny quick 6 minute sketch about being on a Wacky Guy's podcast, no need for a major crippled mexican investor, no pristine awesome set needed to be built, no months and months of after effects, just like a quick greased up engine of pure comedy, they whipped back like oh wait nevermind dat didawnt happen, maybe they'll tackle it in 6 years when Super Super Peace 3 drops in an effort to raise money for their "auto shooter like Vampire Survivors" needs another cool 5 million to polish it out the door in 2033, in prep for the big big projects, Joyride Universe :D

>>213291009
>>213291220
He was also in Half-Baked, Employee of the Month, voiced characters on Sausage Party, etc. he's a well-known comedy actor.

>>213291220
>Internet celebrities.
>Bit parts in movies from 25 and 30 years ago.

Honestly, it's 50/50 whether you work for Sam personally spamming this bullshit in-between making Fishtank threads.
I couldn't give less of a fuck about the lore of your irrelevant e-celebs.

>>213288406
They stopped liking french philosophers?

>>213285486
I'm aware of the incident but
what youtube doc? link please?

>>213291379
What does e-celeb even mean in 2025 when internet personalities are often more famous that actors?

>>213291485
New anon here but I gotcha
>grifters who get pushed by the algo’
>loser comedians who instead of doing stand-up go for e-bucks
>people who hawk any fucking product they can
>no talent, no looks, no ability to write, can’t perform
>zoomers use them as friend simulators
If you’d like some examples well asmongold hasan destiny Tim Dillon

his silence is deafening

>>213291575
Wouldn't apply to any of the things I mentioned. Kill Tony is literally a stand-up comedy show.

>>213291575
Tim Dillon is actually funny when he isn't being a gayer Alex Jones.

>>213291657
If the irony of sam hyde worshippers demeaning someone else as an "e-celeb" in defense of the quintessential e-celeb is lost on you then you might want to take a second to get your bearings before continuing in this thread

>>213286020
Never reveal your power level in public
I made that mistake once

>>213291720
He was calling them both e-celebs. I was arguing Harland isn't an e-celeb.

>>213291485
>when internet personalities are often more famous that actors?
None of the people in this episode are more famous than mainstream actors.

>>213286295
>oh god oh god everyone can tell i stayed up till 4am doing coke and booze
>hope the kiwitroons dont twist this into some weird forced meme

>>213291657
>>213291720
>>213291765
Discord trannis kill yourselves.

>>213290395
Dindt kryokeen turn his back on mde?

My electronic father is making more money than ever with new loyal followers finding him everyday, including from the gorilla nest meme.

>>213291876
what?

>>213287338
This but unironically

>>213291952
this
to think I'm garnishing his wages makes my yt clitty leak with precum

What is there a kiwitroon in here or something?

>>213286246
This is why Sam Hyde only started doing "real" standup after he amassed a cult of dicksuckers who think everything he says is comedic genius
Cant have your comedy criticized if you bomb on purpose

>>213287889
This happened to me when I showed a friend the wine party sketch
They said something like
>I don't really understand what this is, but I'm glad you found it funny

>>213286020
I have normalfag friends and we routinely talk shit about Indians. They are hated world wide for a reason

>>213292323
Gutta man debunks you

>>213290622
>I didn't watch the video but I just KNOW it wasn't funny

>>213292398
When I've seen it for the first time I laughed, immediately rewateched it and realized there's no joke there. It's not funny.

>>213286020
Least obvious sisscord tranny

>>213292398
It's a 3 minute high brow, intellectual, psychological thriller. Not comedy.

>>213285773
>But you keep at it. I'm sure this little prank is going to FINALLY sink your internet arch nemesis.
How do you even get to this level of mental illness? Why not simply stop following the guy if you hate him so much?

These idiots are spending their life energy on trying to dunk on a guy for "being a loser", as if theyre normal people, and not basement dwellers obsessed with a niche E-Celeb.

>>213291727
What'd you do?

>>213286020
No internet slang term doesn't sound schizophrenic and embarrassing when spoken outloud.

>>213291727
I regularly tell my gf that women shouldnt be allowed to vote.

No one cares my man. If they thought you were cringe before theyll think youre cringe now. You live a life of pure copium if you think its the content of them message, rather than the speaker, that determines what people think of you.

If you need to learn something from this is that overthinking your social interactions too much doesn't actually increase your social skills and at the end of the day it doesn't give you even 1% of what some boomer who spent his years trying to entertain/wrangle drunk people has.

>>213291009
What about some guy who hosted a sketch show a decade ago, is he more relevant?

>>213284994 (OP)
I had a moment where I was like who is this guy I've seen him before, I recognize the face from some 90s-00's comedy movies. Oh yeah, anon mentioned Dumb & Dumber, the highway cop.
How he handled Sam Hyde was masterclass. He had that dude and his crew in the palm of his hands the whole show. Triggering this dude left and right. The Matan one is similar, idk who Matan was tho he came off annoying as shit, but at least that zoomer tried his comedic best to keep up, cringe as it was. Made Sam look green as a Hi-C Ecto-Cooler in comparison.

So I watched some of Harland's other videos. Haven't lol'ed at a pod since I can't recall... maybe the Terrance Howard one on JRE, but that was intended to be comedic or was it trolling.

Harland's Highway is fine absurdist comedy. He's in the moment just riffing with guests, having aces up his sleeve. The Pauly Shore stuff is comedic gold, recommend those episodes. idk who Dax Flame is but that was one entertaining. Oh yeah the Violent J one was great, he paints his face and gives Violent J a rap for free, then he's claiming that the royalties of the rap go to The WWF naming off animals, oh shit that was hilarious.

I saw a clunker here or two, by the first 2 minutes you can tell it'll suck. But what this guy is doing for the podcast format is genuinely interesting and often times definitely hilarious.

>>213293198
You're overthinking social interactions between two ecelebs and you understand neither of them.

He didn't need to be so heavy handed with the catholic priest jokes if even the thought of seed oils is enough to rile him up. At the end of the day it didn't matter, Sam is such a kneejerk pavlovian idiot that he couldn't contain himself even when he knew he was getting baited.

Nosey

>>213293073
This is true I can clock you guys from a mile away. Then you add me on steam and I send your epic racism profile to HR and we're golden!

>>213286295
FUCKING NERD

>>213293198
it reminds me that people are randomly generated and are pretty much stuck with their personality. and sam's is really annoying aggressive bully no matter what
he has also had tons of experience yet it doesn't matter really

>>213284994 (OP)
sir good morning

>>213286020
It's not even that, it's the immediate Marco Polo reaction to anything that even remotely tangential to their worldview that is off putting
>so about AI
>it's indians actually
>so about cunnilingus
>throat cancer
>cookies
>seed oils
Say what you want about leftists but at least after decades of being beaten down they have learned to keep their mouth shut for at least a little longer

>>213293511
This. Sam was on some GPT type beat. Not his finest hour.

>>213292579
It's a three-minute overproduced brainfart.

>>213292504
Retard anon, what's goin on big guy? I saw you make that shitty post with my own two feet.

>>213293259
>absurdist comedy
Hee not absurdist hes irreverent doofus

>>213293768
You so glazy

>>213293415
One of many gotcha moments. The cult was laughing.

Harland did this subversive thing where he appeared/dressed as small compared to Sam's large-in-charge physicality (check the flex with other guests). David vs. Goliath moment. The baseball cap was a nice finishing touch. He really had those twigs ready for this gorilla about to nest. The mogging was very real and brutal, you love to see it

seethe at Sam the successful Fascist thread #97238957823589273589

>>213293860
you forgot to take your meds today anon

Favorite subtle moments
>Sam Hyde everybody *looks at the camera* can't hyde from me
>Nick looks at Charles and keeps saying we're all having fun here, we're all having fun
>Is that a fucking heatlamp? *Sam realizes what he should have 30 mins ago*
>Do you like straight fries or curly fries?

>>213293956
Nah, you can't read but a few words without blinders on horsey
You belong with your unstable kind at >>>/bant/
Sam worship over there, my guy

This isn’t television or film.

>>213294076
You guys ever consider it was a light for the backdrop and sam was making a joke? I mean how could he not have noticed it earlier sitting directly next to it in harlans chair?

>>213294119
It was going to be before Sam refused to make the gorilla nest.

>>213294119
Troonivision ane seethe

>>213285773
Hey Sam, just give it up, you're a pathetic loser. Especially when you don't have your homeless zoomer entourage latched onto your weird roid teats.
Imagine being this severely outmatched by a D-list comedic actor lmao

>>213294076
What's funny about frize?

>>213294168
His bum got heated, his shirt was drenched, armpit water logged, and his belt unbuckled, nerves on edge. Noticing the heat was after the fact. Apparently not the average Gorilla albeit a dumb one, took a bit to notice hehe.

It’s funny how Sam’s fan base of brown zoomers raised by single moms start chimping out over the mere mention of Sam’s rape on the Harland Highway.

>>213294265
you can make yourself look like a walrus with them

I was able to get the livestream banned from /tv/ by reporting them as violating US law, as it was only a low level mod protecting them, and all mods see violations of US law reports.

>>213294265
He was asking him this as Sam was wrangling him over the table.
Basically even while being physically thrown around Harland never dropped the bit and kept going.

>>213294198
Sam attended a Thiel sponsored troonfest in NYC as a humiliation ritual, some anon has the IG pic, look it up while you cope and seethe, wigger

>>213284994 (OP)
>>213285486
I actually quite like that Samuel is a genuinely neurotic person and he isn't basically a normal, prim and proper person who acts zany for the cameras-he's actually a slightly insane weirdo.

It's a shame his comedy is not funny

>>213286020
Corny is niggerspeak for "White-coded." So I'll continue talking in real life exactly as I talk in here, moshe.

>>213294283
Meanwhile the troons are so butthurt over evil racist sam hyde theyve been desperately shilling for weeks.
Remember at the start when it was desktip? Career over! And now its just gorilla nest lmao

>>213292857
People who are obsessed with celebrities are mentally ill. People who are obsessed with literal nobodies (ecelebs) are even more mentally ill and retarded

It’s pretty simple.

>>213294370
whatever cornball lmao

>>213294370
On the real tho, niggers be acting weird as hell out here. Africa is literally Ohio: the continent. Just gonna keep it a buck witcha unc.

>>213294424
Kike.

>>213294454
double nigger

>>213294370
"Corny" means white.
"Cringe" means anything sincere without qualifiers signalling your cynicism and in-group status.
"No cap" means "I constantly lie just to make myself seem somehow above you in our interactions but this time I'm not (I am)".

>>213294370
Corny is actually niggerspeak for "fucking retarded" so I doubt you actually have the capacity to act any other way.

>>213294715
Why do you know how niggers talk anon? Are you a nigger?

>>213286925
Look what happened because of what you did, what it led to. There’s molestations out there. Two girls were raped. You’re laughing, someone was RAPED today because of what you did.

>>213294815
You were the one giving the lecture first, unless you're admitting to not knowing what you're talking about.

>>213294872
Your inability to scumread is not helping the case against you

>>213286020
>2016 tourist figuring out he's been cringe all this time
lmao

>>213293226
No, literally none of them are relevant. Did we need 15 simultaneous threads on the board for them?

>>213294392
>Remember at the start when it was desktip?
I have no idea what the fuck you’re talking about Pedro, why are you screeching about trannys out of nowhere like a boomer on Facebook? Go help your mother with the groceries and stop giving her money to Sam Hydestein.

>>213294626
"Creepy" means regular sexual desire when expressed by a straight white man.

>>213295272
the regular desire in question
>>213286271

The Sam Hyde Show is kino and I'm tired of pretending it's not. His appearance on this podcast does not change the fact that he's entertaining and influential. If anything it exposes him to a wider audience. Dude is killing it

>>213294331
>Samuel is a genuinely neurotic person
He's the guy you don't wanna be friends with. Self-aware egomaniac, insufferable to be around.

>>213284994 (OP)
Are you guys in love with this nobody or what? Do you really need to discuss him every minute of the day?

>>213285486
yeah it's been gorilla twigging at me all day

>>213295463
Yeah. It needs to be disciplined which is why religious sexual rules are needed to foster social order. But if a gay guy says he's had sex with a 1000 men or a woman says she fantasizes about getting gangbanged normies don't call it creepy, do they now?

>>213286020
The thing is that sperging is never funny other than it makes the sperg the butt of the joke. You don't go on a comedy podcast and just seethe nonstop. Save that for the other political show that you do. His stand-up is probably shit for the same reason but everyone showing up is biased towards anything he does so they review it well. Anons have posted about brown people getting up and walking out because Sam just screams NIGGER INDIAN JEW for 10 minutes straight, but it's hard to say if that's pure offense or if they're just afraid he's gonna shoot the audience from being unhinged.

>>213295838
He represents a growing number of autistic incels who seethe online all day so we need to drill this cringe into their heads and make them stop acting so obnoxiously

>>213295475
Check's in the mail, Jet

>>213295974
You're doing nothing of the sort. You're just emboldening them more. And this internet savior larp you just showed me is the most cringe thing I have ever seen.

>>213286217
>5 seconds after realizing Sam will rape him in that gorilla nest for going against him by putting that SEED OIL cookie in his mouth
Sam really is a psycho to work for isn't he.

>>213296071
I might respect them more if they had any substance beyond internet seething. But even Sam just keeps cashing their donation checks to feed his mongrel children he has to hide from the world. It's like the autistic male version of Labubu. A flashy little edgy trinket to stick on your boring bland person to try and pretend to be interesting and dangerous. But it is all a lie.

>>213296081
He ditched Sam for good reason. The only reason he came back was thinking this was another chance at making something real and Sam just blew it up again.

The harlan hiway pohcast

>>213296286
>rambling tl;dr response
If you don't respect them, then don't pay attention to them. Don't make threads about them every hour. It's really that simple.

>>213296429
>Talk to me.

>>213296429
Has anyone actually watched this dude's podcasts? Sam did him a favor because Harland is lame. Sam shook things up and made it memorable

>>213296016
Are you saying you do this for free? Keep seething sweaty

eric and I, w-we're good for this harlan...

>>213294119
neither was trannytank, but here we are

For me it's Paradigm Shift 2070

>>213284994 (OP)
I saw the first two episodes of the new mde show and it's just not good.
The previous show was far stronger.

>>213296649
See >>213294296

>>213296758
if this is true you are fucking based beyond belief

It was a bit.

Here's a little poem I wrote

If you're not a Sambro
You must be a homo
Sam is funny but insightful
Sam is shocking but delightful

Yet he's not a big star it makes no sense
Let's get Sam on the Joe Rogan Experience
Let's get Sam on the movie screen
He's the greatest actor we've ever seen
He's a visionary girl you know it's true
Sam's a man of the people (me and you)

Oh Sam I wish you were my daddy

>>213295463
He's so brave and progressive for allowing himself to be vulnerable and open about his sexuality like that.
Is what you would say if le roles reversed.

>>213296389
I dont think he ditched Sam at all. Nick did however seem pissed when he did his stream, but he went out of his way not to criticize Sam.
Somehow Sam has all the core MDE guys by the balls. He's a complete psychopath.

It wasn't that funny.

>>213297121
Throwing Sam under the bus would only guarantee the show is dead. There's no reason to do shit like that publicly if there's still a chance of saving it, or just in general since he wouldn't get anything out of it anyway.

>>213296864
cope

Seeing Sam humiliated like that gave me a hard-on.

>>213297835
your gay hate-crush explains a lot of these threads

>>213297835
It's a bit cathartic seeing him exposed as the manbaby he is but I wish it didn't happen because I liked his show and wanted it to be made.

Sam actually got Harland here

>>213285773
>Charls making a ciggy gesture in documentary thumbnail too suggestive
>he bums fags and gets bummed by fags ...
>Gets Brandon to change it out of an abundance of sneak diss caution within 48 hours

>>213285899
>we're tanking money

Monetizing thirdies and nuMales with brainrot pandering trash is fine for Mammon worshippers, not actual avant garde 'artist guys'.

>>213285773
as a former fan of sam hyde, a huge amount of his schtick is being funny and having integrity.

This harland podcast showed that he doesn't have any integrity and he's not that funny. its not going to "cancel" him, its just revealing that he's a lol cow. a lol cow and being cancelled are two different things.

sam can only "joke" if the joke makes him appear more masculine, which, once you realize this, makes him not all that funny, it makes him not have depth as a comedian.

and his "integrity" is just a marketing gimmick, that can be broken down to "don't eat those cookies they have seed oils man"

he did that jus tbecause his comedy and chimping out wasn't working.

i know maybe it won't end his career, but i hope it takes him down a peg, becuase he's turned out to be a massive faggot and a huge disappointment.

>>213284994 (OP)
Of course another thread about this shitheel gets 230 replies.

>>213298667
this is a good post

>>213298667
no one reads all this gay shit bro

>>213285486
all those forced hyde threads. that hyde paid for... is enough to revolt me and turn me off for life. always nice to see him eat shit, looking raped. its our time to have fun spamming OUR type of hyde content. FUCKKKK YOUUUUUUUU

>>213298667
I find it extremely hard to believe any of these posts are real. It's so retarded it hurts, like that's your goal.

>>213286295
He wished he teamed with Heidecker and got Adult Swim money instead he's sitting there watching a grown man flip over a desk and wrestle a 60 year old comedian for internet clout

>>213285486
>Are you still talking about Sam Hyde? This podcast's been talked about for weeks. Are people still talking about this gorilla, this nest? That is unbelievable.

>>213285924
If only Jonah built a gorrila nest on this bitch. would have reclaimed some dignity.

>>213293956
sick comeback

>>213299397
You're a faggot Sam and you can't hide it anymore.

>>213291876
Hi Luna

Nick is the only sane guy out of sam/nick/charles, and I've never seen anyone look so uncomfortable lmao,

>>213299842
Playing my video. Inviting me on the show. You just wanted to make fun of me. You're just like the rest of 'em.

>>213299988
What does the fact that you know who that is and I have absolutely no interest in finding out tell you about your life and the decisions that you've made?
You are obsessed with fucking nobodies from social media and have convinced yourself that you are in a personal battle with them.
Holy fuck you should actively pursue suicide.

>>213299397
The investment these people have in the lives of people they've never met and don't know they exist is absolutely wild to me.
These schizo lunatics think they're actively fighting a crusade on an anonymous image board.

>>213300955
ok Luna, you can go back to xitter and mald about fishtank getting cancelled and tranny hormones or whatever else you do now.

>>213301080
Wait till you discover what Fishtank is.

>>213294276
I love this threads. Theyre comfy. Also Luna is a qt.

>>213301280
Only real artist guys appreciate this show, its beauty and how it glorifies God.

Sam is my edaddy and I give him parts of my welfare check every month

>>213302878
Really? Hasan is my edaddy and I spam hate threads about his enemies on anonymous image boards. Small world.

>>213286433
I don't like Sam Hyde's fishtank shills controlling this board, Sam Hyde flooding this site with twitternigger refugees, and Sam Hyde grooming young children

>>213303294
>sam hyde is the boogeyman
take your meds

>>213299150
These threads make it hard for 4chan to shake the perception of "incel virgins" when normies hear about 4chan. Unless that one schizo is somehow right and these are all coordinated, astroturfed threads. Nobody really cares that much about Hyde in 2025.

Ugh. Sam Hyde. Icky. Toxic. Stale Pale Male. Total Bigot. Wish He Would Just Disappear. He Has No Place In A Diverse, Tolerant, Anti-Fascist Society. Fuck Sam And All The Nazi Racist Incels That Follow Him. If I See An MDE Video Or Tweet On Your TL, I Am Punching You. No Succour For Fascists! Rise Up Proletariat!

>>213304566
This but unironically

Sam?

>>213304975
I love ya, kid. I do love you, kid. F

>>213285773
>this unfunny "prank" on Sam
its the funniest thing sams done since jews rock though?

What do you get when you mix a mentally ill gorilla with a podcast host who treats him like trash?

Who even agreed to the canuck fuck libtard shit storm!

>>213286020
It only works if the host screams SHUT IT DOWN and makes same look like edgy boy he wants his audience to simp over. When harland just plays it off as a joke or makes scam explain it he shows how shallow the whole shtick is. jews and jeets suck but sam is not making any jokes here hes just saying LE JEWS and excepting the audience to clap like colbert and his drumpf jokes.

>>213303376
hes bad and most of us don't care for him but dipshits like you literally spam the board
enough

>>213305072
I love Sam. A voice otherwise stifled. Fuck you

>>213285486
sammy....

>>213297121
Money. They're lazy bums who can't produce shit without him and either don't have the drive capital or cult of personality to get anything done without sam.

>>213296563
Yeah I watched a few episodes. Hes really not any different than what he did with sam except 99 percent of comedians can laugh at themselves

>>213305096
>I love Sam.
name 2 reasons

>>213297121
>He's a complete psychopath.
THEY. ALL. ARE.
you dumbfucks
>omg le heckin big chungus alt right comedy crew

Sam? You know we love you. Patrice O'NEIL that fat diabetic fuck came to me in a dream. He said, no he menacingly gave me a look. He loves you, Sam

>>213290395
Out of everything this probably bothers Sam the most. His fanbase consisting of just dysgenic low class trash.

I NEED MY BOY TO KNOW HE LOVED

>>213305257
why would he expect anything less?
does he not own a mirror?

>>213305150
The funny ones are the ones where the guest pretends to sperg out like sammy and the weasel did.

As someone who is into "edgy" podcasts, etc but never really got into MDE I find the obsession over this so odd. I'm guessing it must be because of how Sam was perceived prior to this as being kind of a stoic guy? Maybe I'm missing what it is, but why do MDEfags care so much that he kind of made a fool of himself?

>>213294370
what is white-coded niggerspeak for?

>>213285486
Just put the twigs in the nest man.

>>213301280
Pure art like Charls sucking a dildo until he pukes.

>>213305402
Among artist guys it's considered vulgar to tell people directly what you sincerely think. Please respect the established thread etiquette and layer your posts in so much irony that you forget what you believe yourself.

>>213305661
this post contains more nuanced satire than the entirety of EP2

>>213305650
you don't get it bro you're not an artist who hustles and gets that bread and has 7 odd, fat, short zoomer hanger ons who wait 9 years to unleash their art that's been held back by the establishment because it's too based and redpilled for this world
the only way to nirvana is to pay $30.99 to find out

>>213305743
You have to be severely autistic and mindbroken to understand it bro. Don't mind Gen Z and their perpetually online personalities, that's basically all they know.

>>213306016
>we were only pretending to make a funny and entertaining show the whole time
the pure meta irony
truly for the highest of IQ's only

>>213305402
it's because they unironically thought sam was infallible. they looked up to him as someone who could never be cringe (because he never really put himself out there). this humanized him, thus killing him for all zoomers and wiggers and derelicts involved

>>213284994 (OP)
Dudes I watched this guys show and it wasn't funny at all, wtf why does he have a following here?

>>213286534
>>213286611
This seething jealousy lmao

Being mad and hating Sam just means it's working.

Any pimps got a streaming link for the most recent ep of EP?

>>213306318
Not when you look like this >>213290395
It's fine to like old MDE and their Adult Swim show but this is the reality

>>213293860
When Harland said Nosey a 2nd time, after Sam asked him his age while he was failing to manhandle him, I hecking lost it

>>213293956
Good to see your following your doctor's orders and taking your copium pills, anon

>>213306096
My irl friend just went through the 12 stages of grief with this. He was trying to cope and say that Sam was still being ironic even when he flipped the table and started wrestling Harland. Called it a bitch move when Harland set Sam up to sell his pitch just to cut to credits.
Finally he came around and accepts that Sam is a faggot.

>>213286020
This. The racism posted here is so cringe. Time to man up boys, it just isn't funny to be a nazi

>>213306414
Imagine being Sam, you bring in your boys for the sole purpose to hype you up and dick ride you and they laugh more at the jokes of your opponent than at yours.

>>213301080
>MDE fans when world peace gets cancelled or sam hydes twitter gets suspended

"this is an outrage! theres no good art any more! society is total bullshit and run by pedos"

>MDE fans when sam hyde chimps out and physically assaults comedy royalty for no reason, and comes out with a shitty season 2 for world peace

"why do you care so much? jesus christ your invested, you must be a tranny or channing"

>>213306553
Are you talking to yourself?

>>213285486

>>213286020
>T. Troonsberg

>>213306553
The season 2 of world peace is actually good though, the first episode was just ass.

>>213306886
>*points at Filipino guy, then to the mic*
>do your fucking job!
It's the simple shit like this that has me cracking up. Especially because the questions were directed at Harland and not the Filipino guy.

>>213306047
I don't really know anything of this guy other than that he's spammed here constantly. Saw a few clips of content and it just looks like endless layers of irony to the point I don't see any substance underlying it. Is this what gen Z's into? I thought it was millennials who were blamed for being hooked on irony?

>Sam's shill brigade so butthurt they've been resorting to false flagging as leftists
lol, is this the power of a gorilla nest

>>213307667
>tfw a leftist is false flagging as a rightoid false flagging as a leftist
where does this fall on the circle of irony?

>>213307699
is this mysterious leftist in the room with you right now?

Sam Hyde sodomizes minors.

>>213307828
They say packing fudge is similar to packing sticks together to make a nest.

>>213306260
You need to be from a broken home to understand

>>213287005
looks like he was having some kind of panic attack. he seems to really like harland and sam was sperging all over the place

>>213285486
go to bed sam

>>213306260
He was funny a decade ago and made it onto television for like a month before getting blackballed. He's been floundering on the internet ever since and is literally surrounded by mentally ill teenagers now. Anyone who still actually gives a shit about what he's doing is one of those mentally ill teenagers, which is like 50% of 4chan's user base.

>>213284994 (OP)
>find this thread
>look it up
JFC that was embarrassing to watch.

Why did the gorilla nest thing set him off so bad

>>213308571
idk why does bringing up r9k set off Jet so bad?

>>213308571
he was getting agitated throughout the entire thing and that was just the twig which broke the gorilla's back so to speak.

>>213308571
Sam's not used to someone else being the puppet master. Living in a bubble his expectation is that everyone he encounters is an idubbz-tier moron he can easily wrap around his figure or otherwise intimidate by virtue of being tall and menacing.
This goes way back to WP1 when he tried to puppet master Lazzo about negative press and thought he was a moron as well. Turns out Sam (and by extension his dick glazing fanbase, you can see them in this very thread) is just an insecure baby that takes everything way too personally.

>>213309319
It's a shame for the rest of the crew because I think it's likely a lot of people will avoid bringing him onto their podcasts because of this. Sam has talked recently about how important promotion is and how he wants a "top guy" to handle advertising for him (likely he won't be paying "top guy" wages.)

Sam Hyde was raped by German American Methodist priests in a Gorilla Nest.

sam haters' obsession comes off as incel-tier. like these niggas are seriously fucked up and hurting

>>213309648
You sound raped right now.

Did Sam write the prom sketch? I gotta know if it was just a humiliation ritual for charles leaving mde before.

>>213309949
Charls insinuated he wrote it on his most recent stream. He also said his only regret was his mouth was too small to suck cock. But I'm not sure I buy it wasn't a humiliation ritual. Yes Charls has a weird gay side evidenced by previous WP skits but the EP bit was low IQ, wasn't funny, went on for 5 minutes, and it fit the weird shock theme of EP.

>>213285486
>You're still obsessed over this? Just let it go already.
wow seems like someone should start building their own gorilla nest

>>213310133
>But I'm not sure I buy it wasn't a humiliation ritual.
It was probably a shit test on Sam.
>Everything is now behind us Sam and we're friends again! Here is a sketch I wrote what do you think?
And instead of stopping Charls, Sam gave his blessing and snickered about it behind Charls's back.