Naked Gun comes out today

>>213290398 (OP)
WHY NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT THIS ONE
and bambi the reckoning too

>>213290398 (OP)
I've been watching some of the interviews. They're really cute together.

>>213290398 (OP)
Pamela owes me sex

>>213290398 (OP)
Evian bottle status?

>>213290777
Hes 73 and shes 58, YOU SICK FUCK, HE HAS TO BE THROWN IN JAIL

>>213290808
she only takes 9 inch monsters
why do you think she stopped visiting Julian Assange

liam neeson looks like a fucking ghoul but hes known for the bottle

>>213290398 (OP)
I normally hate these type of fake organic photos done in photoshoots but I really like this one for some reason

>>213290398 (OP)
Why does this look like the DVD cover for some 2000s romcom?

U-Um, bros...?

>>213290398 (OP)
Didn't he start dating her or something. That's gotta suck, fucking her now that she's an old crone, knowing what she was in the early 90s.
Not that I like silicone tits. I didn't mind when I was a horny little shit back when Baywatch aired, but now it just disgusts me.

>>213290398 (OP)
>>213290973
i mean yeah she hit the wall but for a woman her age she looks good and aged gracefully

No botched operations or bucal fat removal, nor dilated monster lips

so who has seen it? good?

>>213290944
reminds me of the covers of raunchy comedy movies

Its obviously a retro nostalgia movie for people who remember the original movies and TV show. If it were a reboot drebbin would be a black woman.

>>213290398 (OP)
It's a pity she can't act, she'd have made a good kitsch action heroine.

>>213290398 (OP)
pam anderson being the one relatively mentally stable aging actress who is taking her washed up status well and not undergoing a dozen botched plastic surgeries or metooing people to desperately cling to relevance is not the outcome I would have expected.

>>213292239
They come off really cute together. Doesn't feel like staged charisma. Just two old souls enjoying one another. Potentially becoming one. Or rather that's my projection.

>>213290808
I feel like every woman is trying to achieve this look with facial whatever they do. Peak Pamela is the standard conventional babe look.

>>213292431
She's a real lady. The bimbo act kinda throws you off.

>>213292582
>Or rather that's my projection.
it seems to be a lot of peoples' projections

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlLVQYzgQQg

>>213290398 (OP)
>Remake
I sleep
>No actually he's Frank Jr.
Hmm
>The entire Police Squad are the namesake sons of the original crew
I don't hate this any more

>>213290973
Oh like I wouldn't

>>213292239
I actually laughed. Liam's face kinda captures Leslie's stupid expressions from the originals. Also, holy shit I didn't realize how similar their fuckin names were, how annoying. Leslie Nielson and Liam Neeson.

Holy fuck, this whole shill thread

>>213292431
>not the outcome I would have expected
She's from Canada not California, that helps

>>213290973
I miss the old bimbo hag look she was still rocking up to a couple of years ago.

>>213292850
There's entire capeshit threads for you to whine in, fuck off.

>>213292893
sure thing, Paramount.

>>213290398 (OP)
>Movie for geriatrics
I dont think Im in this movies demographic

>>213292431
would it shock you to know that the blonde bimbo stereotype is bullshit and they're usually really smart?
being physically exceptional usually also means you're exceptional in other ways. the bimbo thing was made up by the same seething fags that created the dumb jock stereotype
Paris Hilton played into that shit as a brand thing but in reality had really eclectic and autistic hobbies that didn't fit that mold
Sydney Sweeney is doing this right now. Everyone thinks she's a dumb whore but I would bet money she has an actual opinion on Dostoevsky or some other crazy shit

Sure maybe they're not boning. But on the assumption they are, think Pam you know, feels it? Like for the "very first time" or whatever.

>>213292893
man, your bots are working overtime. First 50 South Park threads a day, now this.

>>213292431
>sex symbol
>leaked sextape
>the face of bimbos and playboy
>didn't get hooked on drugs
>didn't try to metoo someone
>tried to free assange
>aged gracefully
>still respected enough to get roles
Probably the GOAT

>>213292954
You were on a roll and i agreed until you mentioned Sweeney. No, she's Gen Z and irredemably a whore and a mongoloid. Paris Hilton is Gen X and even a stupid whore Gen X is more of a worthwhile human being than the entire Gen Z.

>>213290398 (OP)

>>213291123
Bonus: generally her type don't age gracefully.

>>213290973
still hot. If she had eyebrows, she'd actually be stunning.

>>213290398 (OP)
This board is Team PameLiam

>>213293474
kek

>>213290973
>*eyeballs pop out of sockets in cartoony fashion*
>*jaw stretches down to the floor in a way not physically possible*
>*tongue rolls out of mouth like a comically long red carpet*
>*smoke bursts from both ears like an ol' timey steam whistle*
>*the entire Hanna-Barbera sound effect library plays*
>WOOOOAHHHH MAMA!!!!!!
>WOULD YOU LOOK AT THOOOOOOSE PUPPIES!!!!!!!
>I'M THIRSTY FOR SOME MILK ALL OF THE SUDDEN!!!
>AY AY AY QUE RICA MAMACITA!!!
>GIIIIIIIIRL YOU MUST HAVE SOME SERIOUS BACK PROBLEMS CARRYING THOSE BIG BEAUTIFUL THINGS AROUND!!!!
>I'M SEEING TWO BIIIIIIIIIG REASONS THIS GIRL'S SO POPULAR WITH THEM BOYS!!!!
>GIIIIIIIRL YOU'RE NEVER DROWNING WITH THEM MASSIVE FLOATING DEVICES!!!!!
>DID SOMEBODY ORDER A DOUBLE DOSE OF MELON???
>LET ME GET TWOOOOO SCOOPS OF THAT MILKSHAKE GIRL!!!!
>AM I IN A WAREHOUSE?? 'CAUSE THAT'S A RACK!!!
>YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE CALLED TREASURE 'CAUSE THAT'S A CHEST!!!!
>HAVEN'T SEEN A BUST THIS BIG SINCE THEY TOOK DOWN PABLO ESCOBAR!!!
>THIS GIRL'S TWO HANDFULS!!!!!
>And dare I say...
>AAAWW0000000000000000000000000000000000000GGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>213290973
She looks better since she dropped the bimbo look. At a certain age that look doesn’t work anymore unless you go the bogged freak route like current Madonna

>>213294227
>She looks better since she dropped the bimbo look
I disagree >>213292881

>>213290978
We all looked at his pants, right?

>>213294472
kek I definitely checked

>>213290398 (OP)
My dad used to make fun of me for not having a gf and he'd tell everyone my gf was Palmala Handerson

>>213290973
fuck she looks good now

>>213294580
LMAO

>>213290398 (OP)
God bless Pam, please don't get bogged, stay wholesome

>>213292881
As an anon above said the bimbo look doesn't work after a certain age. Pam just got to an age where even the old bimbo look stopped working.

>>213292239
>when she just came from the mexican fiesta after eating a ton of enchilada and tacos with coke

>>213290398 (OP)
They're cute together.

>>213293787
Team SonSon is cuter

shitty movie, old ugly pamela, meh

>>213293474
based

>>213292805
sweet they got OJ's son?

>>213290398 (OP)
>>213293474

>>213290398 (OP)
For You magazine?

>>213296759
Bane?

>>213294580
Absolutely based dad

>>213296725
>>213290398 (OP)

>>213294580
kek.

>>213290973
I don't see a difference.

>>213291123
This Anon has it right. She just looks like an attractive woman who's reached her 50s,compared to the horror movie monsters who keep chasing bogged perfection.

>>213298035
>Pamela has a drill behind her
What did they mean by that

>>213292239

>/tv/ finds this wholesome, but Pedro Pascal and Vanessa Kirby cringe

Why?

>>213298537
neither pam or liam are married

>>213290973
what in the fuck, i thought she'd look like a ghoul

>>213294227
>I want to play a game

>>213298537
we all know pedro is a sad millionarie trying constantly to get its leftists "peers" attention, but he will never be liam neeson, pedro is just a 50 yo brat, and chilean wich it is even worse.

>>213298739
miss you brother

>>213290735
only boomers care

>>213294472
They won't go there but it would be hilarious if they did

>>213294227
bogdonna

>>213296635
Didn't you watch the trailer

>>213290398 (OP)
>PR couple
Desperated attempt to save their career so pathetic

i watched this today. wasn't expecting much but the boomer humor surprisingly got a couple chuckles from me.

>>213290973
cute hag

>>213290398 (OP)
Grace's fat ass review
https://youtu.be/MJbtYqzermA?feature=shared

>>213298537
because the trans loving beaner is a fucking queerbaiter

>>213301373
but they look so cute together

We moved in circles, silently, as if our motion was enough to show that we were alive. But the years kept slipping by and all we had was our withering gaze in the mirror. What is life, if not a slow death? What is a gun that is naked? I shudder to think how much better or worse things would be without technology's soft hand to cushion our egos when they fall onto the hard ground of Reality.

>>213303100
we can now make very realistic Ai nudes of this bitch. nothing she says has any relevance. another useless eater using her mouth to feed herself. the collapse will come when you stop expecting it to happen. just let go.

>>213294580
brutal lol

>Tommy Lee
>Liam Neeson

size queen much?

>>213290398 (OP)
Not watching it unless they are both actually naked in it and she's bouncing on his giant 13 inch evian bottle gun.

>>213293235
Mentally ill boomer

>>213290973
>Even this old she still manages to pull BWC

How does she do it?

>>213294472
Heh, yup, very first thing I checked.

>>213292239
She looks like she is in her 80's

>>213294580
yer dad is fokken awesome !!!FACT!!!

>>213301339
No, this is the first time I've heard of it.

>>213305386
https://youtu.be/_8-N8IIq_8I?si=fMuNfjtKpY5Q9org

>>213298537
you are quite dumb, aren't ya

>Tommy Lee -> 9 inches
>Bret Michaels -> 8 inches
>Liam Neeson -> 13 inches

Imagine how disappointed she'd be by my 5 incher.

>>213301588
>the boomer humor surprisingly got a couple chuckles from me
that's because our humor is actually funny

>come for /tv/'s thoughts on the movie
>everyones just gooning to pamela

what the fuck

>>213305959
That's this thread
>>213294041

>>213292863
Every leftist in california is some flyover faggot moving here uninvited

>>213305959
Yes, everyone on /tv/ are zoomers.

>>213294580

>>213294580
Dads who turn everything into jokes are cowards, he should have directly and sincerely told you that you're a loser

>>213292845
rip in peace juice

>>213290973
I'm surprised she's not completely bog-maxed. Actually looks like an attractive woman that's gotten older.

>>213290973
>big MILF boobies
>light makeup that doesn't exaggerate her strong features
>more natural looking skin and hair
Call me a fag if you want but I think she looks better on the right

>>213290973
Left pic is from like 25 years ago, she aged way better than most “hot chicks of the 90s” check out most her Baywatch co-stars

>>213305660
People know that's all exaggeration right? Even the confirmed biggest male porn star with a real dick that can actually get fully hard, Danny D, is "only" like 8.5 inches.

In reality you can subtract from all of those, it's more likely

>Tommy Lee -> 7 inches
>Bret Michaels -> 6.5 inches
>Liam Neeson -> 10 inches (even this is highly unlikely and would be a legit genetic anomaly, more likely it's maybe 8 and really thick or something)

>>213305660
She looks like Britney Spears here

>>213308390
Yasmine Blehhhhh

>>213290973
All she needs is eyebrows.

>>213290973
She's almost 60 and refuses to cake on the makeup. What were you expecting?

>>213296759
Pamela & Liam movie

Couple water the plants. Lay down. It rains. They laugh. Liam leans over & kisses Pam. It cures the humor.

Apparently they fucked because she's radiant. Hand in hand almost skipping along. She hugs him as they walk. What's next, they deserve this.
See a boat pass by, a ferry, some sort of transport for slow something. They look at eachother. Nah. He helps her down to the river. They swim on the edge and try to reach the other side. Made it, and what do you know there's a ladder up, they don't need to go back.

"This is different". Buildings on the other side are more vibrant. Lighted. White and black paint, or the black is metal. Ornate outcrops, offerings, that hold lights. Tops of shops. Decorations. The white is untouched, the black too.
"They both touch eachother" Pam says corrected.

"Black bastards" Liam says. Talking about himself. They kiss. It's sweet, savoury, lasting. World applauds in a way that doesn't take attention to themselves.

Offerings when Liam and Pam's eyes open and turn from eachother.