>Cuz I'm a box office flop, yes I am
>Well I'm a box office flop, yes I am

I laughed.

>>213292936 (OP)
You realise this was a reference to a song from the Superman movie, and it doesn't make sense when you post it with Pedro, right?

>Cuz I'm a closeted homosexual, yes I am
>Well I'm a closeted homosexual, yes I am

Marvel sisters...

>>213293004
Saar

>>213293004
>You realise this was a reference to a song from the Superman movie
Of course
>it doesn't make sense when you post it with Pedro
I do what I want

>>213293059
Did I ask you to do that, MA'AM?

>>213293011
What makes you think he's homosexual?

>>213293059
>I do what I want
Well I'm gonna fucking REEEEEE about it

>>213293096
I knew someone would post it.

>>213293096
All the cocks he sucks

>>213293004
it's called a crossover, newbie

FEIGE SISTERS THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

>>213292936 (OP)
>a straight man pretending to be a gay man pretending to be straight so he can get away with molesting women and when everyone eventually has had enough of him he'll "come out of the closet" and be forgiven so he can continue to molest women
He's a genius. A creepy genius.

>>213293185
Go fuck yourself Mister Peanutbutter

>>213292936 (OP)
I didn't think he was very good as Reed

>>213293291
Why would you ever assume that he would be
Fucking look at him

>>213292936 (OP)
I quite enjoyed this movie even as a marvel hater. Galactus was awesome in imax bros

>>213293390
>$0.10 has been deposited into your Disney Plus account

Should have cast someone hotter as Sue

>>213293428
Or someone, y'know... human

>>213293519
Would recue her from area 51/10

>>213293519
Absolutely ghoulish

>>213293004
Welcome to /tv/
Now get out

>>213293535
>I'm old school, Mulder, pre-Google. I've seen it all and I'm telling you, Vanessa Kirby isn't real

MAKE IT STOP SAAR PLEASE

>>213293274
In all seriousness, between his antics and his crossdresser brother, they were both probably molested as kids. He's not pretending to be gay, he's gay

>>213292936 (OP)
>Marvel

That is SO 2012.

>>213293975
Superman actually picking up from Monday drop while F4 is dropping. This movie is going to have a brutal second weekend drop.

>>213293011
It's not the 80's anymore. Nobody cares if someone is gay, least of all actors. If anything the assumption is all actors are unless shown otherwise.

>>213293096
>here's your masculine superhero lead bro

>>213294574
Whatever, fag

>>213294574
>Nobody cares if someone is gay
Yes they do, if that actor is cast as a hetero romantic lead it obliterates suspension of disbelief and audiences instinctually reject it.

>>213294455
>This movie is going to have a brutal second weekend drop
Agreed, I'm thinking eighty percent. Especially damning with the massive marketing push this shit pile got

>>213293519

>>213293620
Make me

>>213294677
>A tragedy in two parts

>>213293519
The Invisible W...all.

>>213292936 (OP)
A daring synthesis

>>213294677
Are those snake earrings?

>>213294677
right's eyebrows looks like babbys first attempt at modelling hair in 3d

>>213294956
I don't know but they're gross

>>213293004
OH HE MAD

>>213294746
It's like Feige is trying to fail

>>213294576
>I am not gay, mi amigo! Now please make of unbuttoning your pantaloons

>>213293156
This guy sucks cocks? I don't believe it

>>213292936 (OP)
Pedo Rascal

>>213294455
KEK
MCU fails again

>>213292936 (OP)
that's a nice tiny little faggot chest in the manchild capeshit outfit :)

>>213296588
Really looks like a superhero doesn't he
They airbrushed out the semen stains in his moustache

>>213296381
>Pedo Rascal

>>213293096
NOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST BE SILLY AND HAVE FUN, ONLY GAYS DO THAT!!!!

>>213293004
65 IQ over ere

>>213294984
The whole face is like something from a /v/ WEG thread.

>>213296842
Totally straight I'm sure. After all it's not gay if you only fuck your brother

>>213293274
cant wait the reveal he fucks his bro bussy and groomed him

>>213293291

The only reed move was made by human torch making space duolingo to mindrape silver pussy

>>213294297

Given the fact he is a son of commie chilenan refugees yup

>>213296978
the short trousers kill the drip

>>213292936 (OP)
>gunnjeets so mindbroken by my meme that they're trying to steal it

Love it see it.

>>213297059
So does the saggy spic face

>>213294677
left is the most australian look I've ever seen

>>213294989
>peru
LMAO

>>213292936 (OP)
>IMAGINE being Kevin Faige and after 2 flops you think you can defeat Superman with the F4...

>>213297009
He probably victimizes children himself now. In fact that is probably why he is so popular in Hollywood. It's certainly not because he's any kind of draw as we're seeing now with the performance of Floptastic Four

>>213297180
Imagine beings James Gunn and failing to break even with Superman after your Suicide Squad sequel flopped.

HOW THE FUCK DID DCKEKS BEAT MARVELCHADS??

>>213297283
They didn't. They're the same kind of slop now and they're both underperforming. Jurassic Park is the only winner.

>>213297224
>Break even
oh right...it needs to make a billie to 'break even, right?
Silly Jeets.

>>213297283
This is how

>>213293011
Keep up faggot, we are cancelling him for smiling at a woman now

>>213297322
It literally made less than the worse JP flicks...its a legit flop.

Laugh while you can. Mandalorian and Grogu will make 800+, maybe even 1bil. Pedro's magnetism is real.

>>213297418
You clearly know nothing about the movie business. It needs at least a trillion

>>213297448
>It made less than [literally in the top 5 best selling flicks of all time]
ok

>>213297456
If Mando and Gropoo makes a billy, I will film myself sticking a Din Djarin action figure up my ass

>>213297448
Jurassic World Rebirth is at 722 million. That's a number that neither Superman nor F4 will reach.

Pascal is a disinfo agent confirmed. He called Eddington's script "truthful" cos there is no longer a "common truth". Like they do in North Korea, USSR, China? JFC no wonder the brainwashed alt-left think his pushing an official/institutional narrative is "democracy" -- by stifling dissent + disagreement, alternative voices (cos to him, "alternative" is strictly owned by LGBT + "POC"!) This fuk makes me sick.

>>213297556
You might as well film it now, you might discover new things about yourself along the way

>>213297568
no billie? oof

>>213297556
>I will film myself sticking a Din Djarin action figure up my ass
Pedro? Is that you?

>>213297283
>Spic Reed
>Bogged out hag Sue
>Tranny Surfer
Pretty straightforward, really

>B-BUT F4 HAD TO BREAK SUPERMAN'S LEGS

>>213297180
Turn on CNN, Kevin Feige was just spotted on the 405 jumping in front of cars

>>213298591
>the people on here insisting F4 would kill Superman
Good luck with that.

>>213292936 (OP)
He's clearly the lil gay boy that took thesbian class in high-school

>>213298629
And of course it turned out to be the other way around. Oh, the ironing

>>213298591
>hfw slurping on something phallic

There's a very good chance F4 doesn't even do 40M this weekend.

why do you do this

>>213292936 (OP)
>perfect backstory and lore to do a good series
>let's shove them in despite the 2 previous adaptations being disasters and make them the entry point for our retconned next villain and project

>>213300102
thank God if true

>>213293004
thats why its AI pic of superman in his chair turned into pascal.

>>213300102
Fantastic Forty

>>213292936 (OP)
Why do people like this guy? Like do they actually fall for this weird ass psychopaths smarmy shtick? There's no way redditors are this naive and gullible.

>>213300885
>Why do people like this guy
They don't. Hollywood likes him because he's fun at child rape parties

>>213300102
It's going to be a bloodbath for Fagtastic Flops this weekend

>>213300127
I do it for laughs. The Disney jeet does it for ten cents per post

>>213292936 (OP)
>Captain Marvel is going to lead the Avengers going forward.
>Blackman America is going to lead the Avengers going forward.
>Florence Pugh is going to lead the Avengers going forward.
>Ricardo Richards is going to lead the Avengers going forward.

https://youtu.be/rY0WxgSXdEE

>>213301190
>people
Kek, he is a well know mason range 33. This is the reason why no one has the ball to touch him. Grandparents and parents are mason too.
Even Mexicans know that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFcD87L-IKY

>>213301293
They'll work their way down to Squirrel Girl leading the Avengers before long

>>213293015
Fucking hell.
The positive narrative collapse around this movie has to be a record. Last week they were shilling it as the best Marvel movie since the last good Marvel movie and just a few days later it's fucking OGRE.
>>213293519
She looks like she's been through the harrowing.

>>213297059
How about I drip acid in your eyes if you keep up that zoomer niggerbabble.

>>213301622
>How about I drip acid in your eyes
Save it for Warwick Davis

>>213301622
How about hicks from dicksuck Louisiana don't try to reply to me without my permission, those who don't know a single thing about words or how they are used beyond your third grade (Louisiana college level) textbooks.

>>213296381

>>213294574
>Nobody cares if someone is gay,
The guy who played Neville Longbottom is a chiseled top who could play James Bond more believably as a hetero dude than Daniel Craig
Pedro is a faaaaaag

>>213294984
Fucking brutal

>>213298591
>>213298629
To be fair nobody could have predicted how boring the F4 movie was going to be

>>213301785
>le hustle and bustle of the big city
you lost tranny

>>213302061
Pretty easy to predict, anon. Pic related

>>213302061
>>213302080
we were promised "le whacky reddit 60s" not The Eternals 2

I underestimated how much these movies were going to flop.
I thought that Superman would do $700m and FF would do $650m.

>>213302390
Superman is going to do 700m

Watch as they start treating the next Marvel movie as the one that is truly "back to form"

>79% Friday drop

Oh wow so you mean capeshit slop with another mary sue and Pedro plays a cuckhold was a bomb even though they spent $200 million marketing this POS? Shocking

>>213292936 (OP)
>60/40 domestic/international earnings
how?

>>213302080
cool hat

>>213302870
Donald Trump

>>213296842
don't know a single straight dude that would think doing that is just being silly

>>213302904
>It couldn't be the movie sucked it must be Trumps fault
Kill yourselves

>>213303641
3rd world loves shitty movies so that's not the reason

>>213303703
>3rd world loves shitty movies
Yeah America and India are quite fond of the latest Superman movie

>>213302061
But I did, that's why I haven't seen it

Projected for a 61-67% second weekend drop. Ouch

>>213302649
This is the worst case scenario. It’s over. All they had to do was make a decent FF movie and even that was too much to ask from them.

>>213293096
I do shit like that all time and I am married with kids. If you and your friends don't do pretend gay jokes, you are very insecure.

>>213304864
You pretend like you're sucking dick in front of your kids? I think CPS needs to get involved brah

>>213304536
Conservative estimates. It'll be 80%, calling it now

>>213292936 (OP)
Pedro Pascal fucked a lot of Jewish women.

>>213304912
>Pedro fucked women

>>213304907
If that happens they will delay Doomsday another year or two and it will still be shit.
Rather poetic how the property that built Marvel is the one that will destroy it.

>>213305014
well is he gay or does he touch women? make up your mind, gunn shill.

>>213305360
He holds female hands due to his anxiety as a symptom of his gayness

>>213305026
You just can’t reboot something 3 times in twenty years and expect good results. Literally nobody wanted another F4 movie.

>>213305433
Give credit where it's due. The FF didn't destroy the MCU, this bald faggot did

>>213305026
Give credit where it's due. The FF didn't destroy the MCU, this bald faggot did

>>213305433
People showed up to see fucking Ant-Man, as this anon says >>213305464
this guy is entirely at fault.

>>213304864

>>213305433
I'd love to see an F4 movie, a good one, where the cast looks and acts like they do in the comics and Dr. Doom is a Central European dictator wizard. That is asking too much though it seems

>>213305513
>Fucks up everything in your path
>But it's Disney so he fails upwards

>>213305526
>where the cast looks and acts like they do in the comics and Dr. Doom is a Central European dictator wizard
at least that part is in the roger corman one

>>213305464
Obviously. He should’ve scaled expectations way down, lowered the budget way down and put out during non peak time and hope it builds an audience. Don’t throw it out like it’s Spider Man

>>213305584
>I-it's a return to form. The form of woke homosexuality

>>213305583
>$50,000 budget
>Spent half on cocaine
>Still the best FF movie
How did he do it?

good God I hate cape shit so much

>>213305767
>cape derangement syndrome
cope

>You thought you were so smart when we were in college. Well, I'm going to fuck Sue. Right in her ass. Just like Namor!
How did they get away with it

>Run up to woman
>Rip off shirt
>Grope her tits
>Flop her on her stomach
>Pull down her pants
>Spit on her asshole
>Fuck her against her will
>Tries to get away the whole time
"I have anxiety."
>She apologizes and lets me finish

>>213293004
The spammer is seething lol

>>213305904

>>213304907
It would need apocalyptic WoM like Joker 2 to get close to that.

>>213306152
So it's going to happen, then

>>213302788
No one was surprised, some jeets getting paid to shill for it don't count as people

>>213305994
Ugly women don’t help calm my anxiety either for some strange reason

>>213306423
I believe it. But at least you never fucked your little brother due to anxiety (probably)

>>213305697
That’s where the cocaine proved useful.

>>213304864
Married... to a woman?

>>213303800
>ignoring the Snyder shaped elephant in the room
shiggery diggery dock

>>213293535
what is that where they keep all the aliens in Harry Potter?

>>213296842
>sucking cocks is having fun

>>213293096
Tbh I can only see him as one of the DEA agents in Narcos since that's the first big series I've seen him in, any other time he shows up I'm just thinking "Oh it's that mexican(?) guy" and I can't really see him playing a role.

the last hope of marvel are the xmen, it's over after that

>>213293096
This nigga zesty

>>213309846
This nigga lookin' MOIST, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a Ill bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this nigga theatrical, this nigga good with colors, this nigga gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This nigga lifts shirts, this nigga on the down low, this nigga be a tollet trader, this nigga gardens uphill, this nigga packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak Its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual Instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's 'one of if you catch my drift.

>>213309779
It's over now

>>213306608
You joke but I think this is pretty close to the truth

>>213308355
A lot of people ignore Snyder, that's why Gunn is in charge now

>>213309752
I could see Pedro playing a guy standing in front of Home Depot asking the customers
>Hey, mang! Joo want me to rebuild your porch? No? Okay, how 'bout I suck joo deek?
He'd probably win an Oscar

>>213298629
im a fan of good luck with that posting

>>213292936 (OP)
KWAB

>>213310510
Based

>WAIT UNTIL F4 IS RELEASED IT WILL BREAK...

ACK!

>>213313999
>Si mi amigo, dere eez mucho semen in dees cup

80% weekend drop incoming
You love to see it

>>213309779
the real test will be their new X-Men, not just using the old ones everybody already loves

>>213306546
>Dress with an very high cut
>Reveals a painfully obvious male torso
Kek why would you do that to yourself

>>213304864
Look at this piece of shit Disney Shill.
I ain't a faggot. I ain't paying moneu for your faggot movie

>>213292936 (OP)
KEK

>>213293519
Jewish genes

>>213305697
>>213305840
That's the magic of Roger Corman.
I'm watching his Poe movies this Halloween

Alba is seven years older than Kirby and looks much better. She also played Sue Storm 20 years ago.

>>213305994
>"anxiety"

This is such a pathetic cope. The reality is that as a leading man he's supposed to show some sort of affection towards the leading woman of the movie. To reinforce the romantic subplot of the film.
However, Pedro is a flaming pig-bottom faggot. He has no idea how to interact with a woman. All of his public interactions with his costar are alien and weird.
Hence, the bizarre attempt at damage control, calling his social fumbling "anxiety"
No. It's called being a faggot. He has no idea what to do with a woman. If he were at the Turkish bath and saw a hirsute male stranger with an ass full of dingleberries he'd know exactly what to do.

>>213294677
She did age well.

>>213292936 (OP)
copes, seethes and chuds

>>213316790
Kek. This

>>213310298
>stinky pinky

>>213293096
A bogged hag who plays a girlboss, flaming faggot Pedro who doesn’t play Humsn Torch, an obviously homosexual guy play womanizer Johnny Storm.

>>213293004
The camera position and the mexican's posture are reminiscent of that scene in the pedo gunn movie, so it actually is a pretty funny reference.

>>213316790
Spoken like a flaming pig-bottom faggot

>>213316785
Jessica Alba has good jeans

>>213317422
>no you!

Gays mad

>>213316725
I'm a big fan of his women in prison movies, myself

>>213296842
Yes men are supposed to be masculine serious protectors and hunters.

>>213315056
Feige will fuck it up just like everything else. He's never made a good decision in his life

>-80% Friday drop
holy shit this movie is dropping off worse than Thor 4.

>>213317696
LMAOOOO
I FUCKING CALLED IT

>>213317721
What the heck, is this good or bad?

>>213317746
It's cope

>>213316790
Pretty much this

>>213317730
>>213317696
>-66% drop predicted (It keeps getting lower with each update)
it's actually over what the fuck Superman really is superdicking this movie

>>213302061
the trailers were fucking nothing. Anyone could see it coming
They didn't even use RDJ cameo. Even 5seconds would have saved this film.

>>213316848
Nothing gay going on here

>>213316910
Don't forget the soft-spoken pussy Ben Grimm and female Silver Surfer. Basically they fucked up everyone, they've even got Galactus getting his ass kicked by Sue

>>213317640
>hunters
Pedro loves to hunt but he does it in porn store private booths so I'm not sure if that counts

>>213293519
Imagine he me sucking on your dong though, would still be good.

>>213294677
If she had just done her top lip a bit and that was it she would have looked great desu.

>>213318126
Bro she's probably got a spider thorax under that outfit. She'd fucking cocoon me. No thank you

>>213293096
wow that's really gay

>>213317802
Why didn't Snyder fans show up to show their support?

>>213318219
A little bit, yeah

>>213318267
The people here shilling against Superman aren't actual Snyder fans, they work for Disney and they're feebly using Snyder as cover

>>213293263
>DC finally beating marvel
what happened?

>>213318330
Pic related

>>213318369
ironically the superman movie is more diverse and even has the "super genius negro" trope Marvel keeps trying to pull off but everyone loved him

superman wins

>>213293519
>there is no such thing as a coincidence

>>213318505
No one was race-swapped nor gender-bent besides the old guy from the Daily Planet. This is what the Disney kikes don't get. You can have diverse characters, just use the ones who already exist. Don't make beloved white male characters into gay black women. It pisses people off

Damn, another catastrophic girlboss marvel slop flop
>production budget $200 million
this needs to hit $700 million to start making money (spoiler: it won't)
maybe stop casting fags, non-whites and women motorcycle suits

>>213318690
>hawkgirl not race swapped

>>213318786
She's mexican in the cartoon and that's all anyone cares about

>>213318690
>nobody was race-swapped
wrong, Krypto was made into a mutt.

>>213318786
the character she's playing is Cuban

>>213318786
Looks white enough to me, plus she's a cute. Also who is Hawk Girl

>>213292936 (OP)
>>213293011
I haven't seen either of these movies but these posts make me seethe because there's too many syllables for them to sound good