Good news, Tolkienchads!

>>213293870 (OP)
FUCK YEAH
More Nerdroticverse kino incoming

I was hoping for a cancellation announcement

Season Thrang is in producttion, oh lawd Eru Dindu

based, can't wait to watch efap streams

Fingers crossed for sexy Shelob cameo

>>213293870 (OP)
tv can cope. it was good

>>213293870 (OP)
OH LAWDY LAWD

OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH LAAWWDY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJOIPiEkcx4&list=RDFJOIPiEkcx4

>>213293870 (OP)
more fugly noglins nigarves and niglves everywhere for no reason? umm no thanks

>>213294021
Amazing even

>>213293948
>>213294113
Be a good human.

Sit in ze pod, eat ze boogs, watch lawd dem rangz.

They renewed it four a fourth season too i think
/tv/ lost
I do wonder who the fuck is watching it tho

It's going to be fun because Bezos is going to cut the costs drastically now and go full jeet

>>213294178
They are actually forced to do five seasons. It's part of their original deal.

>>213293948
>I was hoping for a cancellation announcement
i am willing to bet when this shit got green lighted they already were set on at least 3 seasons if not more no matter how good/bad the views are

>>213294178
It's already payed off afaik, they have to do them

>>213294220
No, its not. This is one of the most nonsensical chud copes. Nobody who owns an insanely lucrative IP sells licensing with a minimum amount of seasons condition attached. The deal says that they are allowed to do a MAXIMUM of five seasons.

>>213294268
>they have to do them
No, incel. That is not how IP rights work.

Are you ready to book your Amazon Fan Pen™ for the season 3 premiere /tv/?

Can't wait to hatewatch it on a free streaming site and discuss the horrible lore rape, forced diversity and nonsensical action scenes with my /tv/-brothers..

nobody watches this shit, fags

>>213294521
Millions do, chuddie. Keep coping.

Will SISildur get her tits out finally?!

>>213293870 (OP)
look i dont want to get all political here or nothing, but i thought season 2 was kino especially the mind rape of celebrimbor
>>213293927
nerdrotic and his crew are cooming at the thought of all the incoming views, likes and subscribes they're gonna get

>>213293948
Any series with a significant marketing push will almost always get 3 seasons.
The first two are filmed back to back as confidence ploys and the third one is where they try to justify another 2 seasons.

That said, I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest if this crap gets pushed to S5 regardless

> https://rangs.ytmnd.com/
> https://rangs.ytmnd.com/
> https://rangs.ytmnd.com/

>>213295054
Rome had two seasons
Deadwood had three seasons
This trash is getting five seasons

>213295237

>>213293870 (OP)
>>213293948
>>213294178
>>213294267

>Good news
According to WHO?

>>213295267
It has like 26k views you fucking retarded.

>>213293870 (OP)
>season 3
I didn't even know there was a season 2.

>>213295410
Not a real Tolkien quote, incel.

>>213295444
It has zero views, chuddie.

This shit has had 0 cultural impact. I heard more about it before it started.

>>213295503
yes, child, it is
>>213295539
no, child, these are your delusions speaking.

Enjoy prison.

>>213295539
You are wrong my child.

>>213295503
You never read the books you pseud.
>The Shadow that bred them can only mock; it cannot make: not real, new things of its own. I don't think it gave life to the orcs, it only ruined and twisted them, and if they are to live at all, they have to live like other living creatures

>>213295503
still applies dumb nigger shill

>>213295503
You wouldn’t know a real Tolkien quote if it buttfucked your face, my child.

>>213294498
OH LAAAAWD THAM RANGS

>>213293870 (OP)
What is even the point of this if it isn't lore accurate? Why pay for LotR if you just want a show with elves and shit in it?
>They want the brand
If it's not lore accurate then it isn't really LotR and everyone knows this. Did they have to waste billions of dollars to learn this lesson? Even if the acting and story were amazing it would still feel like a waste of time.

>>213296202
Still not realised this is all a humiliation ritual to destroy white culture?

>>213295704
You just proved what I said, chudcel. That is not the quote in the picture.

>>213296202
Its just as lore accurate as the LotR films. You wouldn't know because you never read the books.

>>213296303
here come the schizos

>>213296351
Not him, but it really fucking isn't. The few minor deviations the films took were for adaptation purposes, they didn't change entire backstories, timelines, and characters permanently.

>>213296315
It's called paraphrasing faggot.

>>213296402
You don’t have to be schizophrenic to know that it sucks dick and balls at the same time.

>>213296418
You just proved that you haven't read the books.
Almost every character was changed.
>Book Frodo: 50 years old, wise, thoughtful, stoic, emotionally composed, has absolute trust in Sam
>Film Frodo: 18 years old, crying in every scene, banishes Sam
>Book Aragorn: embraces his lineage and destiny from the start, can't wait to be king
>Film Aragorn: I dun' wan' it... nevah 'ave
>Book Merry&Pippin: Intelligent, brave, responsible
>Film Merry&Pippin: retarded clowns
>Book Gimli: Noble, eloquent, thoughtful
>Film Gimli: retarded clown
>Book Elrond: Warm, noble, wise, spiritually serene
>Film Elrond: Cold, manipulative politician who hates humanity
>
>Book Faramir: “I would not take this thing, if it lay by the highway.”
>Film Faramir: Skeevy leader of thugs who wants the ring
>Book Denethor: Proud and stern, but not insane, his decline happens gradually under the influence of Sauron via the palantír.
Film Denethor: Just plain evil and mad from the start.

The list could go on and on, but I'll just turn to your "muh timeline" point. The film literally skips over 17 years after Bilbo's party.

>>213296738
Incels have no response to this truth nuke

>>213296738
>Film Frodo: 18 years old, crying in every scene, banishes Sam
They never say Frodo is 18 in the films, he cries very rarely (most notably when Gandalf dies), and sending Sam away changed nothing, the events still ended up the same.
>Film Aragorn: I dun' wan' it... nevah 'ave
Aragorn wants it, he's just afraid he'd be weak like Isildur. It's his arc, he realises he's a better man through the journey and that's what leads him to face Sauron in the Palantir.
>Film Merry&Pippin: retarded clowns
Hyperbole. They not only distracted Uruks to allow Frodo to escape, they also led the Ents against Isengard, and saved Eowen and Faramir respectively.
>Film Gimli: retarded clown
More hyperbole.
>Film Elrond: Cold, manipulative politician who hates humanity
Not even remotely accurate.
>Film Faramir: Skeevy leader of thugs who wants the ring
How are you this bad at understanding character traits? He's not skeevy, he leads the Ithilien Rangers, and he doesn't want the Ring, he wants to help his people and prove himself to his father.
>Film Denethor: Just plain evil and mad from the start.
This is as retarded as trying to say Film Theoden was plain evil because we didn't see his gradual corruption by Wormtongue.

You could certainly try to go on, but it seems you're mostly wrong and making shit up. None of which excuses actual major deviations RoP makes like:
>changing Finrod's death from barehandedly killing werewolves to just getting stabbed by Sauron
>having Gandalf turn up in the Second Age before Sauron was even established
>having the Balrog wake up in the Second Age instead of causing the fall of Khazad-dum in the Third Age
>making Sauron a generic man who meets Galadriel on a raft and then goes to Numenor where there's already strife without them ever going to war and taking him as prisoner
>Galadriel getting on a boat and then trying to swim back to Middle-earth, which was what Amroth tried and failed to do
>Eregion elves don't understand alloys
>etc

>>213297449
>he cries very rarely
Stopped reading at this shameless lie

>>213297481
Of course you stopped reading, because as this retard (likely yourself) misattributed >>213297447 you have no response.

>>213297481
What a shameless bitch you are.
You can hear the wheezing from this cowardly fatass running for the hills through your screen.

>>213293870 (OP)
Rangz Rangz gotta ha dem rangz nigga

>>213295371
Jesus christ. The estate is a clownshow.

>213297644
It won't happen, sweatie. Your forced meme will never catch on.

>>213297714
>In August 2017, at age 93, Christopher Tolkien resigned as a director of the Tolkien Estate and the Tolkien Trust
>In November 2017, Amazon acquired the global television rights to The Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings, and its appendices, found at the end of The Return of the King
Christopher was the only man holding back the flood that was American exploitation of his father's work. Tolkien's grandkids are spoilt, greedy little morons that have no issue selling out their grandfather's legacy.

>>213297449
>It's his arc
Not in the books
>they also led the Ents against Isengard
Another change from the book.
>More hyperbole.
No it isn't. Gimli is pure comic relief, constantly falling off his horse.
>he doesn't want the Ring
Are you really pretending that film Faramir isn't 100% different from book Faramir? He literally says "THE RING IS GOING TO GONDOR" and then drags Frodo to Osgiliath (not in the book) before changing his mind for no reason

>>213293870 (OP)
Based. We heart Rings of Power on this board.

>>213297449
>changing Finrod's death
Kinda how the films changed Saruman's death? I mean, in the extended editions. In the cinematic ones he doesn't even die lol
>having Gandalf turn up in the Second Age before Sauron was even established
Kinda how the elves turned up at Helm's Deep even though that never even happened?
>>making Sauron a generic man who meets Galadriel on a raft and then goes to Numenor
Kinda like how Faramir drags Frodo and Sam to Osgiliath, turning a wise, incorruptible man into a plot obstacle?
>Galadriel getting on a boat and then trying to swim back to Middle-earth, which was what Amroth tried and failed to do
Kinda like how the Army of the Dead completely mops up the Battle of Pelennor Fields in minutes, when they were supposed to just scare the Corsairs at the coast?

>>213297846
>Not in the books
And what was his character in the books? Oh yeah, the one he ends up as in Return of the King.
>Another change from the book.
No, you might want to read it, Treebeard arranged the Entmoot because of what they told him about Saruman and the Orcs.
>No it isn't. Gimli is pure comic relief, constantly falling off his horse.
CONSTANTLY falling off his horse. A horse he barely rides. Pure hyperbole.
>Are you really pretending that film Faramir isn't 100% different from book Faramir?
No, I'm refuting your bullshit claim. Faramir doesn't want the Ring. Which is why he takes Frodo, rather than just taking the Ring. Frodo even tells him directly that the Ring won't fix his problems and Boromir died realising that, which is why he lets him go.

So we done now? Or are you going to try and fail to cherrypick a few more of my solid refutations, ignore the rest because you have no response, and completely blank the issues I've raised already with RoP? Because either option makes you look like a dishonest cunt, so it's up to you.

>>213298069
NTA but you type like a child molester

>>213298087
The dishonesty is shocking

>>213298087
>No, I'm refuting your bullshit claim. Faramir doesn't want the Ring. Which is why he takes Frodo
What does he want Frodo for in your demented narrative born of cope?

>>213298069
>Kinda how the films changed Saruman's death? I mean, in the extended editions. In the cinematic ones he doesn't even die lol
Oh yeah, Saruman in the books dies from being stabbed in the back by Wormtongue, which is super different to Saruman in the films dying from being stabbed in the back by Wormtongue. So let's return to why Finrod had his death uprooted for no reason.
>Kinda how the elves turned up at Helm's Deep even though that never even happened?
Elves still existed in Middle-earth at that time, so nothing like that, no.
>Kinda like how Faramir drags Frodo and Sam to Osgiliath, turning a wise, incorruptible man into a plot obstacle?
Not even remotely the same. Sauron's influence in Numenor is a major part of why Numenor sinks. Having the issues start before he even turns up is not in anyway the same as showing Faramir having a good heart and allowing Frodo to leave with the Ring.
>Kinda like...
Oh I get it now, you do genuinely have no responses, so you try to use completely irrelevant and unconnected issues you have with the films to justify it, but still saying absolutely nothing. Gotcha.

>>213298109
Yep, a total paedo.

>>213298109
>>213298246
I am assuming that you mean this as a compliment, given that you elected (and worship) a pedo, chuddie.

>>213298302
I'm not American, you pathetic nonce.

>>213298246
>Elves still existed in Middle-earth at that time, so nothing like that, no.
Sauron exists in Middle-earth at that time too.

>>213298330
Yes, chud, you are.

>>213298337
>Sauron exists in Middle-earth at that time too.
But not as the Dark Lord and not as the Necromancer. There's a whole Age of events that need to occur before the Istari are sent to oppose Sauron. You'd know this if you'd bothered to read any of Tolkien's work.

>>213293870 (OP)
Chuds lost again.

>>213293870 (OP)
only low IQ troons defend this garbage. look up for proof.

>>213297988

>>213298246
>Oh yeah, Saruman in the books dies from being stabbed in the back by Wormtongue, which is super different to Saruman in the films dying from being stabbed in the back by Wormtongue
Aren't you forgetting something, chuddie? Where does Saruman die in the books?
>Elves still existed in Middle-earth at that time
Peak dishonesty. Elves existed, therefore no matter what the films do with them, its still lore accurate. Tolkien never once had them fighting in that battle. Jackson added them purely to make the fight flashier and “cooler.” It’s a blatant rewrite for spectacle.
>showing Faramir having a good heart
In the books, Faramir never tries to take the Ring; he’s wise and incorruptible. The films turn him into a nearly villainous figure who imprisons Frodo and tries to use the Ring himself. That’s not a small tweak, it’s a total character rewrite.

>>213295990
Go not to the Elves for counsel, for they will say both no and yes.

>>213293870 (OP)
completely forgot almost everything that has happened. There was a slo motion horse ride, mt doom was created by orcs digging a trench, sauron killed an orc that had a family, and the elves and orcs had a battle

>>213298548
Kino

>>213293927
I just want to see fat ass Xray girls feet and butthole

>>213298548
So stupid how they namedrop the title, the Jackson films never did that.

>>213298500
>Aren't you forgetting something, chuddie? Where does Saruman die in the books?
I think you're forgetting something, chuddiekins. You said they changed his death, but they didn't. The location was different, his death wasn't. Be careful when you're trying to communicate in English, because words matter.
>Peak dishonesty.
Oh, chuddles, babycakes, sweaty, you really are being a retard. No, the point was you tried to claim Elves fighting at Helm's Deep is the same as Gandalf being in Middle-earth thousands of years earlier, before any of the events that caused his arrival had happened. So elves existing matters because Gandalf wouldn't have at that point. Got it now?
>In the books, Faramir never tries to take the Ring
Lucky that he never tried to take the Ring in the film, either. Maybe both watch the films and read the books, then you'll understand more of what's being said, okay chudster?

I'm like 99% certain modern slop is written by AI trained on 4chan shitposts, the entire "grand elf" thing is a joke from here

>>213295371
Absolute chad. Billy in the hole for Amazon who I hope won't touch LOTR ever again.

>>213298710
>Lucky that he never tried to take the Ring in the film, either
What does he want Frodo for in your demented narrative born of cope?

>>213294178
>Watching
Streaming services are like a buffet. Nobody actually has to eat a dish just pay the entry fee. A "good" buffet will have a lot of dishes. It doesn't matter if noone eats the mushy rice.

>>213297815
Christopher failed to make it public domain like his father wanted. I get protecting it from the jackals circling but dying while leaving it in the ownership of his retard ogre son was the worst possible outcome.

Bonus: Simon's own son converted to Judaism for his wife and got a vasectomy before producing any kids, so the Tolkien bloodline is now damned.

>>213298749
>the idiot cunt begs for training in basic media literacy for a film he hasn't seen about a book he hasn't read
Awww, poor baby, I'll start you off easy and let you figure it out yourself by saying this: why do Saruman's Uruks take the Hobbits?

I can't wait to see how you fuck this one up, it's going to be hilarious.

>>213298846
>he refuses to answer the question because it would expose his lies and make his world fall apart
I accept your concession, chud.

>>213298887
Ha! You couldn't engage with it at all, you're that incapable. Poor chuddie, go cry now.

>>213298844
I was going to say "imagine what it would be like when Middle-earth becomes public domain like Winnie the Pooh, we'll get shit like that killer Winnie film", but then RoP is already here.

>>213298937
What does Faramir want Frodo for in your demented narrative born of cope?

> 2 seasons
> absolutely fucking nothing has happened yet

Every episode feels like an extended post-credit marvel scene. Constant wait-for-next-product hype with member berries sprinkled in

>>213299027
The same thing Saruman's Uruks want to take the Hobbits, you dense moron. Are you really this fucking stupid?

The orders the Uruks received are
>Alive and as captured: no spoilings (The Two Towers, Chapter 3 "The Uruk-Hai"
So Faramir wants Frodo because Saruman ordered him to?

>>213299073
I can see it already, chuddiepoo typing desperately to try to learn something he should know if he'd read the books and watched the films. It's so sad.

>>213293870 (OP)
Season three will be the last one and they’ll say “We were so efficient we got the whole story told in 24 episodes!”

>>213299215
Oh you're so close. It's like watching a chimp trying to use a hammer but using the wrong end. Who is Faramir loyal to?

>>213299262
Denethor, but Denethor never ordered him to bring him any Halflings.
Say it, chud. What does he want from Frodo?

>>213294178
No one has to watch it. They're already making money through their sponsors. It's like the bridge to nowhere.

>>213299295
>“Boromir was loyal to me and no wizard’s pupil. He would have remembered his father’s need, and would not have squandered what fortune gave. He would have brought me a mighty gift.”
Sorry that you've never read the books. I guess you'll have to make do with RoP, it's about as much as you could probably handle. Kthxbai, chuddiepops x

>>213299431
Why would a Hobbit be a mighty gift?

You can get the perfect adaptation of a part of the silmarillion. What would you have adapted?

wow, I can't wait to ignore another season of this corporate woke product.

>>213299455
Because of the dream both Faramir and Boromir had. You do know about the dream, don't you chudster?

>>213294391
this was actually funny, even redditors complained

>>213299488
I read it two times and I don't remember shit. It was just random notes stitched together to make some shekels. I guess I would enjoy a movie about how Feanor did nothing wrong.

>>213299524
Yes, chud, but a Halfling is not a great gift himself. What is "Isildur's Bane" mentioned in that dream?

>>213293870 (OP)
OH LAWD DEM RANGS, DEM RANGS OF POWAH

>>213299488
I'd like the Ainulindalë and Valaquenta done but like the old Disney Fantasia, all very tasteful and detailed animation with quality compositions over it.

>213299683
It will never happen, chuddie.

>>213299680
The thing carried by the Halfling mentioned immediately in the next line, you ignorant chudlet. Just waiting on you to cede this obvious victory to me instead of you wasting both our times just looking up wiki articles on things you didn't know about. So I'll give you an easy out: reply to this like the chud you are to confirm you acknowledge your crippling defeat and cry yourself to sleep.

>>213299683
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJOIPiEkcx4
Fucking gets me every time.

>>213299759
But according to you, Faramir has no interest in the thing carried by the halfling? Why is it even mentioned?

>213299791
You made that video and you are the only one who ever watched it, chud.

>>213299805
Holy shit, we're going in circles back to here >>213299262 Trapped yourself in a loop of your own stupidity AND admitted you lost at the same time. That's fucking embarrassing for you.

>>213299839
What is the thing carried by the halfling, incel? Would (film) Faramir care for the halfling if he didn't carry it?

>>213297717
>>213299712
>>213299834
I pity you, so here's the (You)s you've been desperate for. I even made you a quick meme to stop you killing yourself for a little while longer!

>213299945

>>213293870 (OP)
OOOOOOOOOOO LAAAAAWWWWD DEM RAAAAAAAAAAAANNNGGGZZZZ

DEM RAAAAAANGZ OF POOOOOWWAAAAAAAAHHHHH

>213300156
zero (you)s.

>>213300156
FROM DA ELVISH NEHGUHS TO DA HOOMAN NEHGUHS

>>213294391
pens are the appropriate place for rangz cattle

>>213293870 (OP)
I can't wait to see more niggers.
The holocaust was the best thing what could happen in this earth.

Damn, chuds got annihilated in this thread.

>>213294090
Every time I want to punch a nigger when I remember that scene.

>>213294113
Bilbo noggins and his gang from the shire.

Fuck, its absolutely over for incels

>>213298444
Average American in 2025.

How the fuck are they able assembly the most ugly cast. This is some hidden talent.

>>213296738
The movie was better than the books though.

>>213301798
Yeah and RoP is better than the Silmarillion

>>213301013
im pretty sure that extra, legitimately and without mockery ok maybe a little, has down syndrome

>>213293870 (OP)
meh i like it

>>213301798

Pretty poor bait anon

>>213301918
Fellowship film is better than the book, the other ones not. Two Towers is the best of the books to base a film on, but Hackson fucked it up for no good reason by deciding to just make up shit instead of adapting the book. Both film and book Return of the King are fairly sloppy.

The first season is a legit 2/10
The second season is a solid 5/10
At this rate they might be able to salvage it by season 4

>amazon ruined Lord of the Rings
>amazon ruined Wheel of Time
>netflix ruined the Witcher
>hbo ruined Game of Thrones and House of the Dragons
>disney ruined Star Wars

When will they stop butchering Fantasy, bros?

>>213298844
>Simon's own son converted to Judaism for his wife
It's matrilineal, there's no need to

GIMME ALL DEM RANGZ
https://youtu.be/ao5vqJre-xQ?si=UNmbXcLtKiYEiriF

fuck yeah more kike nigger slop

Blacklist everyone involved with this and hang the producers

>213302230
nobody will EVER watch your video, lil chuddie. its over.

>>213294689
ruined

>>213296402
based chud, I wish I looked like that and say that