Woop-woop, that's the sound of da police

Just came back from a screening. It's so good, real classic spoof. As an example there's a joke early on that feels like classic Naked Gun, where they're talking about a car accident and the CSI guy goes "Drunk?" to which Drebbin replies "Only a little. Just enough to wake me up"

>>213294041 (OP)

Rotten Tomatoes score: 90%
IMDB score: 70%

explain the discrepancy

>>213295614
>Paying attention to either

>>213294041 (OP)
He looks bogged

>>213295614
One of a 1-10 rating and the other is a binary good/bad rating

there is no way this movie can be good. i refuse to believe it. it does not exist.

>>213296841
it's alright

>>213295614
90% of people saying “eh 7/10 didn’t rape my mother and make me watch”

>>213295388
For me it was the newspaper with the headline “Police Squad in Hot Water” with a picture of a bunch of guys in a hot tub when I realised it would actually be good

>>213295388
I wish I could drank like that.

>>213294041 (OP)
certified kino classic in the making

>Cop coming out of a walk-in freezer with a sign above labeled "Cold Cases"
heh

>>213298091
>Stealing my reaction image from the other thread
I didnt like it anyways
But yes, that was a good joke

Seth MacFarlane is not a good writer

>Phone call wakes up Chief of Police in the middle of the night
>"GET ME DREBIN"
>They talk in her bedroom

>>213295388
some things i liked
>the austin powers bit but with thermal view
>the enya music to calm down
>ponzi-scheme.com arena
>drebin is a big fan of buffy the vampire slayer saved all seasons in his old TIVO to rewatch

>>213294041 (OP)
Pamela is on record as saying she likes girth and big dicks. Liam Neeson has been reported as having a soda can between his legs. You just know.

It was good enough for a sequel.

>>213294041 (OP)
Grace liked it fwiw
https://youtu.be/MJbtYqzermA?feature=shared

this site is just entertainment consoooomers.
quality isn't even a factor to you retards anymore. its just filling the time until you die.

>>213294041 (OP)
The trailers were fucking awful but apparently it’s actually good

>>213302967
she has shit taste anon

>>213296940
Kek I love this kind of humor so much

>with a bottom that would make a toilet beg for the brown

>>213294041 (OP)
I'm waiting to see if my friends Jay and Mike liked first before I state my opinion.

Is he as good as Leslie? I very much doubt it

>>213303590
Of course not, but his acting, and the movie itself, feels very genuine, like they really cared about nailing the type of comedy the series is known for.

>>213294041 (OP)
For me? It's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SR010PQkJVc

>>213303590
No, not even close. I actually like Liam Neeson a fair amount and think he can be pretty funny, but unfortunately the entire movie just comes off as soulless because he isn't making the role his own, he's doing a Leslie Nielson impression the entire time. I think it's also unfortunate this movie probably won't be a flop because studios will take the wrong messages away from this and keep trying to reboot popular older franchise with different actors instead of recognizing that certain actors star power or understanding of some roles were the entire foundation their series stood upon.

>>213295614
Rotton Tomatoes is an aggregator and only counts to positive score if someone liked the movie. They can like the movie and rate it as a 5/10

>>213303924
>I think it's also unfortunate this movie probably won't be a flop
LMAO if capeshit can barely make 500 million this will be lucky to break even

>>213303972
this movies budget was only 42 million it doesnt need to do capeshit numbers

I really don't like the filmmaking (editing, lighting, digital effects etc.). Top Secret and Naked Gun 88 feels like Lawrence of Arabia compared to this.

>>213300369
>ponzi-scheme.com arena
kek that's good

>>213304022
>this movies budget was only 42 million
Yes, and these kind of movies struggle to reach 100 million now

I couldn’t get into it, but there’s a few good laughs
>Drebin putting the glove on his left hand, rubbing his nose with his left hand, then using his right hand to remove evidence
>the crane is a literal crane game
>”May I ask why?”
>the never-ending coffee passing, even while he’s driving
>Drebin narrowing down his list to shooting unarmed people in the back down to 50, and down to one because it was a white guy
>the windshield gag
>running over the same cyclist twice
>that whole Fergalicious fight scene where he constantly unchambers and chambers the magazines, easily the best joke in the movie (I kind of wish there was a joke where Drebin brings actual magazines instead of gun magazines)
>Dave fucking Bautista randomly reading lines while Liam’s in the toilet
>the fight scene ending because the evil corporate guy literally can’t fight
But for me, some of the jokes are boring, and some jokes give way too much time to process. What I liked about the originals was that you never had time to process the joke and they moved right on.
Liam Neeson’s also good, but it is impossible to get close to Leslie Nielsen’s brilliance

>>213298241
MacFarlane was only a producer. It was written and directed by one of the Lonely Island guys.

I wish david zucker was back to direct and write this. He really made me laugh with Airplane, Naked Gun trilogy and Scary Movie 3-4. But I still had a good time with the new naked gun.

>>213294041 (OP)
>1 hour and 15 minutes from title to credits
i seriously hope none of you paid to see this in a theater

>>213304044
this

Is there ONE scene as funny as this one?

>>213304716
You wouldn't want this longer it makes you laugh until you resent its presence and then its over.

>>213294041 (OP)
Green Right Leg

>>213304716
>goofy comedy doesn't overstay it's welcome
Why's this a bad thing
The original naked gun trilogy were all between 80 and 90 minutes, that's a good run time that's almost perfectly in line with them

>>213305141
I just watched Naked Gun for the first time last night and I thought the whole baseball segment went on way too long, but I also don't give a fuck about baseball so maybe it was lost on me

>>213300464
>reported as having a soda can
Well, he's both racist and Irish, so I'd believe it
>t. racist Irishman with a mighty member

>>213305819
You're an ADHD riddled zoomer fag.

>>213306002
Ok? I liked a lot of the rest of the movie

>>213294041 (OP)
I feel like this can't work, he's so dead pan. Leslie Nielsen was able to sound seriously while being ridiculous. I just can't see Liam Neeson pulling it off.

>Police squad is reviewing body cam footage to see if a criminal was at a bank robbery
>Footage shows Frank eating a chili dog in his car
>gets the shits while pulling a guy over
>drugs, pill bottles, and a gun fall out of his glovebox
>Frank says “You seem like a fine gentleman, I’ll let you off with a warning” before waddling back to his car with shit in his pants
>the crowd in the interrogation room is growing and watching the footage unfold
>barges in front of a line to the bathroom, starts firing shots when people get angry
>eats another chili dog in the car
>everyone groans
>Frank goes “I shouldn’t have had 5 more after that”

>>213294041 (OP)
Saw it today. Enjoyed it a lot but the last 20 minutes or so were the weakest part since the pace of jokes slowed as it became more focused on its meh action movie climax. But it did make me laugh a lot. The snowman bit was the only big joke setpiece that really didnt land for me.

>>213306347
This doesn't sound too funny

>>213294041 (OP)
Just got back from it
My cinema was full of people and it was uproarious
My only complaint is that it didn't use this song which elevated the trailer and would have been perfect in the movie and maybe even used as a joke like diagetically

>>213306641
>The snowman bit was the only big joke setpiece that really didnt land for me.
You can really tell that bit was Seth McFarlane's major contribution to the movie

>>213304044
That was my biggest gripe with the trailers. Everything looked so sterile, artificial and - for lack of a better world - digital. Could that be the result of conscious artistic decisions? In theory yes, but I feel they just didn't give a fuck.

>>213296940
>>213298091
>>213300369
One of my favorites was when he was trapped in the car and clippy pops up and the entire theater groans cause you know, freaking clippy how's he gonna not be helpful whatsoever but instead Frank just asks him to unlock the door and he does and just like that gets out. Caught me so offguard it was so good

The bit where Drebin has to escape the automated car by breaking the windshield open, only for the vehicle to then run through multiple objects during his escape, one of which being a spare windshield was my favorite part of the movie.

>macguffin of the film is literally called the “P.L.O.T. Device”
>obligatory Weird Al cameo
>Frank asks for a sparkling water at a bar, is given a water with a sparkler in it
>Franks slams the head of a bartender into the bar to get information, each slam leaves the bartender with an entirely different face
>Frank needs to come up with an alias for a woman on the spot; Mrs. Cherry Fat Man Guzzling Spaghetti (or something like that)
>Frank is fooled into stepping in and tracking blood, picking up a bloody knife, and saying “I’m Frank Drebin and I did it” into a tape recorder at a murder site
>the words “48 minutes until midnight” appear on screen and a woman walking by trips on the letters
>while on a stakeout at a WWF match, Franks parter poses as a beer vendor and just gives away free beer to anyone that bothers him, including kids
>Frank and his new girlfriend are left unfrozen during the credits and walk around scared and confused at everyone frozen around them
>credits had an eye test chart, a Netflix password, and pic related
>post credits scene with another Weird Al cameo

>>213295658
This.

>>213300369
He specifically called out the willow meets willow episode. Man of supreme taste!

>>213294041 (OP)
BIX NOOD
MUH DICK
BIX NOOD NOOD
MUH MUFUGGING DICK
BIX NOOOD

>>213304175
That explains why it was funny

>>213305790
This.

>>213307113
Nice capture

>>213307113
>>while on a stakeout at a WWF match, Franks parter poses as a beer vendor and just gives away free beer to anyone that bothers him, including kids
The whole ed and the kids thing from serving booze to fighting them to sharing a cheers at the end was so damn good

>>213294041 (OP)

why is sequel in the original trilogy has 1/2 in the title? what's the joke there?

The joke that got the biggest laugh in my theater was the one where the villain pours Pamerla Anderson some wine from Bill Cosby’s private collection

>>213307406
That was great

>>213298161
Where's the other thread?

>>213307113
Sounds better than I expected. The trailer was such garbage.

I saw it today and enjoyed it. It's not as good as the original, but what the Hell, it's still the funniest thing I've seen in theaters in a long time. Liam Neeson does a great job. Lots of good gags. The windshield one was probably my favorite, but I laughed the most at the interrogation of the henchman. Also very fond of the police chief's husband constantly being asleep next to her.

I really hope this ushers in more good comedies.

>>213307113
>Frank Drebin Jr.: Excuse the mess. I, uh... I haven't had the heart to clean since she died.
>Beth Davenport: My condolences. How did she pass?
>Frank Drebin Jr.: Great, 50 yards easy. Arm like a cannon... and then, she died. She was the sweetest woman I've ever known.
>Beth Davenport: She sounds like a saint.
Frank Drebin Jr.: Or maybe a Bronco or a 49er. We would have been happy with any team, really... anyone but the Browns.

>>213296940
Okay, that's pretty funny

>>213307557
I'm in Chicago and even our whole audience gave like a Ohhhhawww at the last part lmao

>>213294041 (OP)
I just got home from watching this. I had a fun time for sure. This was much better than I ever expected and I hate reboots.
There's a scene in the middle of the movie that tells a perfect story from start to finish in about 5 minutes and is amazing.
It probably helped that the theater was pretty full and everyone was laughing.

>>213296841
the originals weren't good

>>213305141
No and there are only a few select scenes in all of comedy that even touch this scene.
When I tell young people about this movie, I always mention that there is possibly the greatest baseball scene of all time in this.
There was one tiny frame that had Priscilla in it, that not many people noticed.

>>213307669
Surely you can't be serious

>>213307113
Weird Al is actually in it? I might have to watch it now.

>>213307506
>>213303084
The trailer only included some of the weakest gags except for the self driving car destroying the charger and causing a jail break. The quality of gags is higher than the trailer would suggest.

>>213307715
He's in all the naked guns
Watch 2 1/2 for his funniest cameo
Though the one he has here is pretty good too

>>213307715
It's just a cameo, but suitably goofy. I liked the antagonist. He would be dorky enough to invite Weird Al to his super bunker.

>a comedy starring a white man
>in 2025???
Cue the articles about "bad timing"

>>213304716
It did seem inordinately short to me, but better it be snappy than it meander.

>>213307557
>>213307622
I’m actually in a city with an NFL team so jokes relating to the league always get me more than they should

>>213307725
Yeah that surprised me
The trailer has some good gas and some duds and I thought they would have already used the best ones in the trailer but it was the opposite

Like the part about mans laughter, in the trailer Casey Morgan says you mean "manslaughter"? And frank replies must have been a a really funny joke
But in the movie it was even better because
says here you were charged for mans laughter, must have been a pretty funny joke. Then Morgan looks at him and says you mean manslaughter? And then shows frank making a confused face and then looking closer at the file and still having a stupid look on his face still. Just very nicely executed

RIP my nigga's Tivo.

>>213307855
I'm not a zoomers but was too poor to afford a tivo
Why does hooking it up via ethernet cord delete everything?

>>213307873
Probably something like a derelict subscription that auto deletes everything you've got saved. Never update, no problem.

>>213308112
Fucking automatic updates that break everything man

>>213307669
bait used to be credible have a (you) anyways so you get that minuscule dopamine rush

>>213299525
sides destroyed

>>213299525
Then the whole thing with her husband

>>213299525
Also love the fact that she said the line
>HE DID WHAT
Perfect callback to the originals

>>213308681
Did you know that because of you right now the city is being overrun by baboons?

Just going to pirate it. No way am I going to pay for this shit.

>>213307694
>There was one tiny frame that had Priscilla in it, that not many people noticed.
In that webm?

Actually got laughs out of me.
Especially the cucked snowman plot that turned into shitty horror segment.

this entire thread is paid marketing/advertising.

the movie was unfunny and boring.

>>213309645
i streamed it , not even waste space. Should be on any good pirate site by now.

>>213309769
you are underage and brown don't you, also probably mad that the superman/fantastic four slop threads are losing traction

>>213302967
>lack of diversity
lmao

>>213307406
The russian dub translated the line to hitlers collection which was not funny at all

>OSHA

>>213307406
awful line delivery, old movies would have just shown the label on the bottle
>>213307557
this was ok but the movie falls off a cliff after the snowman
not worth wasting 15 cents per minute on a theater, it's the same experience on tv

>>213310433
nigger why are you watching a russian dub in the first place

Loved it but if it had the classic intro (first person police car light driving through various scenes) and music it would've been a true 10/10 for me. Including it at the end was nice but really should've been the opening

>Walking through the station.
>You see some cops escorting kids who were handcuffed followed by another cop carrying a lemonade sign.
>Arresting kids for selling lemonade without a permit.

>>213310743
>really should've been the opening
would've been better than dumb underwear gag

>>213310745
the mugshots being taken like a fashion photoshoot was clever too

>>213310578
>old movies would have just shown the label on the bottle
people don't read like they did 40 years ago, anon

>>213294041 (OP)
Liam Neeson is okay but I wish they went with someone less geriatric. it doesn't really fit the vibe

>>213303924
>he isn't making the role his own
His own sense of humor is pretty subtle. Watch Life's Too Short or his cameo in Atlanta

>>213304050
plus it really needs 200 to secure a sequel

>>213312470
Yeah Leslie Nielsen was really youthful back then

>>213305141
there's several
and i grew up on the original trilogy

>>213312470
>someone less geriatric
I wish Glen Powell was in this and Liam was in The Running Man

>>213305141
Yes.

>>213295388
The trailer was horribly unfunny, are you saying the film's better?

>>213295388
>there's a joke early on that feels like classic Naked Gun
I'll just watch Naked Gun then retard, 100% of the jokes feel like 'classic naked gun'

>>213312420
Simpsons did it first

>>213314536
and?

>>213295614
the imdb number is the average rating out of 10. the rotten tomatoes number is the percentage of people who gave it a positive review.

>>213314273
this

Is there a non-cam/non-Telesync version yet?

>>213294041 (OP)
>can I ask why?
>yes, go ahead

>leslie nielsen
>liam neeson
The casting itself is a joke. People confuse their names a lot lmao.

>>213294041 (OP)
>enya song starts playing
>drinking beers with kids
better than 90% of modern slop. i actually laughed

Watched it today
It's funny

>>213310743
should've had the police car doing uber

>>213312634
LOOK AT WHAT THEY DID TO DOCTOR WEISENHEIMER

>>213310646
Cause it's unavailable in english here duh