Ugh...can we watch something that isn't just guys punching and shooting at each other for once?!

>>213295154 (OP)
Ok, we will watch Das Boot (1981) (Director's Cut) again

>>213295154 (OP)
It's mostly women actors doing that now.

Imagine being so new that you unironically post wifejack. You don't belong here.

Alright, let's watch a beaver documentary

Okay honey we’ll watch that kidnap torture rape mass murder documentary you always want to see

>>213295154 (OP)
Something with swords then?

>>213295154 (OP)
NO YOU BITCH! WE'RE WATCHING CAPESLOP AND THAT'S FINAL!

>>213295154 (OP)
Stop forcing this slop.

>>213295229
What are they fighting about?

>>213295154 (OP)
SHUT THE FUCK UP

>>213295277
Not until you incels start reproducing somehow. You have no idea how bad it'll turn out for corporations in the future without sufficient workers/consumers to keep profits going up

>>213295350
why would you kill daughterjak for something wifejak did

>>213295363
muh birth rates is a meme. society is fine.

>Ignore her completely
>Put on another punching and shooting movie

>>213295154 (OP)
shut up
SHUT
THE
FUCK
UP!
Training Day is the best movie of the last 30 years bitch

>>213295620
The sins of the mother. It's in the bible

>>213295229

WHERE IS HE GOING?????

>>213295225
>mooOOOOooom! moom the creepyguy is back!

>>213295229
>>213295771
have beavers always had tails? or is this new?

>>213295845
mandela effect strikes again

>>213295845
It's their second most distinctive feature my guy

>>213295845
srsly? they always had flat tails

>>213295845
Who’s the president of the United States where you’re from? Is there a United States?

>>213295845
Beavers are known for two things: eating wood and having flat tails.

>>213295154 (OP)
Margin Call it is then

>>213295154 (OP)
Yeah you can watch me punching you for a bit
>reloads hands

>>213295277
>slop
People in glass houses
>>213295647
Replacement isnt a meme

>>213296424
>Who’s the president of the United States where you’re from?
Dominic
>Is there a United States?
went when i was 17, it's pretty nice (too sunny)

>>213296181
>>213296321
why is she angry?

>>213295154 (OP)
The Princess Bride (1987)
Stardust (2007)

>>213295769
Kys retard.

>>213296670
Kids asking dumbass questions all the time

>>213295342
Beaver

>>213296575
Spare the faggot brackets reddit nigger

Anytime my gf wanted to pick something to watch it would always be Disney/Calarts-tier slop or some boring normalfag shit so I would just sit on my phone the whole time.

>>213296874
I think you miss typed bf ma’am

>>213296874
You're not allowed to do that it's our trick

>>213296848
did reddit invent brackets?

>>213295154 (OP)
Ah, sure look, I'm absolutely knackered after a day of runnin' 'round. What's say we put our feet up and watch a bit o' the Regular Show? It's a grand bit o' telly, that is. I'll even get the kettle on for a cup o' tae, so I will

kill yourself

>>213297008
Reddit invented forcing them unnecessarily in to every post.

>>213295845
Are you serious?

>>213295184
based
I will also accept Dinner with Andre

>>213295154 (OP)
>fades slowly away from your imagination
>"that'd be nice"
>>213295620
sadly there are dudes that just do that kind of shit, whatever their insane logic for it is

>>213295771
>featherless
>bipedal
One of us, one of us.

I simply don't share my TV with my wife. She doesn't wanna watch a movie together? Use the TV, I use my PC for movies.

>>213295620
That’s not daughterjak, that’s me time traveling to kill wifejak

>>213295229
based

>>213298942
>>213295350
>>213295277
Groypers malding so hard over wifejak is always amusing. absolutely overpowered by a silly meme

>>213295154 (OP)
What does she watch

>>213295154 (OP)
okay let's watch Brokeback Mountain, I heard it's a love story

>>213299054
>heh people don't like my forced meme, they must all be da groypers

>>213298977
Based bobr

>>213296181

>>213299340
Singlemomjack

>>213299054
> Groypers malding so hard over wifejak is always amusing. absolutely overpowered by a silly meme
No. I just find it redundant when we already have a “wifejak” that served the purpose much better. Your shitty wojak is on the same tier as those black ones.

>>213299128
>*taps the sign*

Is this the thread? The "let's talk about how much we hate women" thread?

>>213299471
No it's the simps talking about how great foids are thread.

>>213295154 (OP)
>>213299438
It’s in the eyes really.

>>213299516
That’s probably it. The red one has predatory snake eyes.

>>213295184
>not the full 5 hour version

amateur

>>213295350
B-b-based

>>213299438
Hard to imagine today that this website used to have some creativity.

>>213299438
>Unironic debates about the quality of fucking wojaks
I should have fucking died in that tornado when I was a kid. This world is too Hellish for me to stand.

>>213295154 (OP)
>only wants to watch movies about wives cucking their husband with chad

>>213300344
You and are now in hell

>>213300344
>This world is too Hellish for me to stand.

>>213295184
>>213299560
The first ever girl I managed to bring home with me asked what movie we should watch, I suggested das boot, she said it would be too intense. She suggested Wild Hogs. Two hours later I couldn't get hard and she went to sleep. Worst night of my life and now I hate wild hogs

>>213300799
KWAB

>>213300819
I panicked and tried to push my floppy dick into her vagina. Sweat was pouring off me and I let out little panicked noises. Never penetrated, she got frustrated and went to bed. I was 27. This genuinely keeps me awake at night sometimes

>>213295229
Funny because I actually do this with my gf. We watch nature docs whenever she’s tired of historical dramas

You mean sports? How about a sports talk radio show on the YouTube?

>>213301155
Red Sox didn't trade Duran? The fuck?ANGRY

I'm a rape victim btw. I was raped. In the ass. Brutally.

>>213301192
This.

>>213299438
That's just a trad girl wojak that's not wifejak

>>213295154 (OP)
>>213295229
>>213299087
>>213299438

>>213295154 (OP)
Non non biyori then?

>>213300344
Instagram and Twitter are more cutting edge in terms of quality memes nowadays sadly

>>213295229
low man wins

>>213295154 (OP)
no, shut up

>>213301647
>>213303310
>shitter posts
kys

Wifejak is so inexplicably accurate to a real-life archetype. She looks identical to my therapist and has an identical mental apparatus

>>213295154 (OP)
Alright then bitch, we'll only watch movies where nothing bad ever happens and everything is nice.
We shall start with picrel before moving on to Whisper Of The Heart.

>>213300799
>She suggested Wild Hogs
Holy fuck how old is she?

>>213301051
Kek. Happens to the best of us bro

>>213295154 (OP)
>>213276629
Come home, white woman.

>>213295154 (OP)
Fine.
12 angry men it is.

>>213306181
Yikes...Something tells me this one DOESN'T pass the Bechdel Test...Why not pic related instead?

>>213295154 (OP)
How about a movie about a closeted faggot snitching on Jan 6th protesters and running a honeypot on behalf of the FBI?

>>213295154 (OP)
This wojak was definitely made and forced by glowniggers to psyop zoomers into hating women.

>>213295845
BEAVER TAILS ARE THEIR MOST PROMINENT FEATURE!
HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW ABOUT BEAVERS?

>>213295845
...nigga

>>213295845
It's AI, dude. Beavers have nub tails and they fight by kicking.

>>213299087
TikTok.

>>213295225

>>213296181
>MOM! Dad said wonder woman would lose in a 1v1 against a normal adult male!

>>213307900
No tip

>>213295350
>>213299573
You guys are fucking gay

>>213295154 (OP)
I don't know how anyone can stand to live with women.

>>213307914
I've really outgrown /tv/. I have no fucking idea what this is supposed to mean.
stop playing with wojaks like they're dolls you tremendous faggot

>>213295845
>there are people from alternative universes on /tv/

>>213308719
>I have no fucking idea what this is supposed to mean
The nazis were know fags and crossdressers so the pic means her nazi mom gonna whore her out to one

>>213308993
I don't recall any of the nazi crossdressers being fat in the photos I've seem

coal

>>213303310

>>213308719
>imagine not recognizing murdoch-chan

>>213295229
>lesbian sex

>>213295154 (OP)
I don't know where this meme of women preferring more cerebral movies comes from but my wife is the exact opposite. She would happily watch murder/war/boar/disaster/shark movies every fucking day if I allowed it. It was her birthday last month so I downloaded about 20 disaster movies for her.

I like romance movies way more than she does.

>>213295154 (OP)
I never watch movies like that and your wife or girlfriend is right to call you out for it.

>>213299370
*CarJack

>mfw white men have children with white women
Don't they fucking understand? The jews want us to have kids for fresh cannon fodder in their wars...despite America not having mandatory military service.
I won't buy your kike on a cross explanation either. Go forth and multiply? oh yeah? if God is real then why am I still a virgin at 40?
The West is fallen. Hold me bros...

>>213301051
happened to me my first time too kek

>>213300799
The fucking biker movie? Should have just countered with Norbit.

>>213311031
>he thinks the draft isnt mandatory military service

>>213296181
>>213296321
As much disdain as I have for AI slop why are people still posting jaks when this technology exits?
You can't deny it's superior unless you are some retarded le random zoomer

>>213295154 (OP)
Yes. Absolutely.

>>213296447
>not building dams
three things, anon.
1. Chews wood
2. Builds dams
3. Has a flat tail

Bonus: Theyre also the only mammal that still has a cloaca

>see the daughtjak pic where she’s pregnant
>find out it’s based on a real picture
scary

check

>>213308203
You are the subhuman faggot simping over a drawing. Neck yourself.

>>213314896
kek

>>213311854
ah yes, all these mandatory military services that have happened since some faggot on /pol/ tapped the sign
>two more weeks until you die for israel, I swear!
lmao

>>213314896
>>213315256

>>213295154 (OP)
Okay then let's watch Synecdoche, New York for the third time this week babe.

>>213309456
who are you quoting?

>>213295229
This is not what I wanted when I googled "beaver on beaver action"

>>213305272
It’s your all your guys’ fault for treating Twitter with kid gloves the moment Elon acquired it instead of it treating it the way you do /pol/. You fags could’ve prevented the influx of tourists, but no let’s suck Elon off because he got you to clap like seals when he said something vaguely anti semitic that he had to walk back on anyway.

>>213295154 (OP)
Such a request would only lead to a full-blown Bud Spencer & Terence Hill marathon

>>213295184

>>213295193
Worst part is that men can't actually hit women, because it would be considered "violence against women", so all woman vs man fights are just 50 kg woman beating shit out of a man twice her size without even landing a punch.
The worst example of this comes from the Black Mirror episode where pic related wrestled multiple men to death.

>>213316461
Do men really tolerate this kind of patronizing
lecturing? The last time a woman told me to "leave this house now!" I just said no and went back to what I was doing. There is literally nothing they can do.

>>213295225
fuck you she's cute
>>213295229
kino
>>213299054
because they're closeted homos just like their leader

>>213307914
i miss her so much bros

>babe you just don't get it: it's peckinpah's very best!

>>213295154 (OP)
This (No Reservations) was recommended by a website. A chick flick for the whole family. I'll keep looking in case it is the wrong thing.

I'm concerned with AI, her, pleased sexually. You can do for him. Maybe we can fuck and they can get that, or her feel what both feel. Sex is a big one that makes life good. Masturbation fine too. Fantasy. But the feeling, not worth pain, but nice to have.

Can't remember movies that meet the requirements I haven't made a good example showing off.

I liked "Pump up the Volume". Not in a big way, but big isn't all you're after (nudge), some of yeah that was ok, is ok too. Just life carrying on. Bad explanation. Stars a guy though. The girl is a sex toy. She's like "here's my boobs" and he's "oh yeah they're pretty cool". You see the tits. Good tits kind of, suit her. Yours are better. Edward Scissorhands can't touch tits. What a tragedy. He'd have to tap his penis on them. Horrible. She'd suck it and he'd go soft and have nothing to smack her tits with. Except his tongue.
Edward Scissorhands. Too much empathy for Edward? Or the aging girlfriend. Too nice them feeling eachother at the end? Edward memory, Winnoa Snow? Maybe they share the same memory, just get it out differently, and get new ones. New nice things that should be. Given to others. They'd be good together after a time. Edward would have a hard time making her matching. Fingers fixed would be the easy part. Nobody to help him in that movie. Other inventors maybe.
And that's not him. Not his nature. He's made, not maker. Innocent. Young. He can shape trees... Maybe she'd be a tree... Kept in shape. A garden of her enjoying herself. Examples of you don't get it. Each tree a scene without the scene, just her happy.
Keep them as they are when perfect.

Others go and see he's still there by how he keeps the form looking fresh.

They can make her like that. Able to enact all the examples. And make what leads to her doing that natural. A lot outside her makes her u

>>213295225
Every meme this place creates is ruined by the broader internet. The virgin vs chad meme became "thing I like vs thing I don't like", people are calling themselves "based" for being pro-Israel neocons, and wojaks are now used as dolls for internet grifters to play with. The only stuff we have left is either the oldfag memes that are considered cringe by the modern internet and shit like Moonman that's too edgy for the mainstream right. And Baneposting, of course, we'll always have that

>>213308203
t. Xitter newfag

>>213295363
they'll have to pay people a wage high enough to conveniently sustain family life! the horror!

>>213318571
There's unironically nothing wrong for being a neocon warhawk.
Everything becomes unapologetically based once you add
>we do this so that we can conquer the world and kill all of our enemies
at the end

>>213315437
Pepe has every right to get annoyed at that, there's nothing remotely traditional about a 50s-style nuclear family, that sort of liberal, modernist framework led to the sexual revolution and the New Left within a single generation.

It Happened One Night (1934)
Is next on the menu.
As soon as Two Face disappoints it's going on. He better hurry up too because this looks better.
Won't watch myself, I have higher standards, and I expect them to be presented to you. Maybe I will. Who knows, but this is general audience. I prefer personal, I share too much, but I can keep secrets. We have to have eachother in secret. Assumptions, guesses, good. Generated by missing information. See some that isn't is.

Haha isn't us.

Lost the right to watch such. It wouldn't be enough. Others liked it, and that is enough. Proving them wrong would be like undoing it. And two way thing. See some that is because of observation.

Like cameras on stuff. It subdued. The cover and still is inspiring enough. Indulgence would get punished.

Or not. I forgot you can earn such. Go running or something as watching. Always beneficial to get fitter. We could take turns, both liking it: both watch. You don't: face me. I don't: Eat pussy.
But fuck throughout, oral sex doesn't count but you get the gist. Fitness payment through fucking. You can fake it to get fit too. Bounce around like I'm big, in or out. It up to your tits inside. Impossible but preferable. Utterly fucked to mouth foaming extacy, too much to take, too good to stop. Creaming orgasm. Squirt, yours and mine. Blame the bad on me. Should have been better. Inspired and arranged better example. Not good enough an apology, responsibility, rights. Make up with dick. And messages licked on clit. Repeat something nice, spell it out clearly, in different sized letters, make a message, talk shit, get something good and strain memory doing the letters, each several times until the licked says the letter correctly, writes it down, or strains memory too. Guess where it goes.
Make a mystery or it easier estimated. Condense some impressive thing to a sentence, no fucking sayings, no memes, nothing that will ever be a trope, a thing shit can say and by that it false.
Say a secret.

>>213295154 (OP)
Fine, we can watch something with very little punching or shooting

>>213295154 (OP)
Reminds me of my mom, she always wanted to watch Iranian cinema or some of that awful garbage while my dad might be the biggest Nic Cage fan on the planet, he loved his 90's movies, not just Con Air or The Rock, but Snake Eyes, 8MM, etc.

>>213307067
I watched this with my girlfriend and I didn't like it but I was expecting to hate it. It's not nearly as cloyingly liberal as I anticipated.

>>213318941
>she always wanted to watch Iranian cinema or some of that awful garbage
Filtered by Kiarostami

>>213295184
first post, very based post.
Even my mom liked Das Based.

>>213318845
maybe Pepe shouldn't have been a tranny /pol/ contrarian

I love wifejak

>>213307900
10000% tip for muh queen

>>213318713
Why should I consider all the neocon targets (Iran, North Korea, Cuba) enemies when Israel is bribing our politicians, taking our tax dollars, and paving the way for the coming of the Antichrist? I could get on board with neocons if they actually went after the real threat to this country instead of attacking isolationist dictatorships that just want to keep their countries free of liberalism

>>213295184
My gf fucking loves submarine movies. I can't explain why.

>>213312248
Kennedi watched and enjoyed this film iirc.

>>213316571
Did lil bro just give an example of his mom kicking his unemployed neet virgin ass out of the house to being demeaned by a gf? is this nigga real LMAO

>>213316246
Incredibly based. Be sure to heat up some officially Bud Spencer-sanctioned beans and turn the whole living room into a dutch oven for her as well.

>>213295154 (OP)
I don't watch those movies tho.

Foids and their simps are subhuman.

>>213319384
>My gf fucking loves submarine movies.
sounds like a keeper

>>213319444
Dumbass