i wish a couple of random travelers would buy my freedom

>>213298479 (OP)
>starslop
grow up

Maybe you should apply yourself then, kid. Have you won the Boonta Eve Classic?

Sorry, no Mexicans.

Later in the Star Wars canon, it's revealed that a former handmaiden of Padmé Amidala, Sabé, started an initiative to free slaves on Tatooine. This led to Kitster and Wald being freed and becoming leading figures in a colony of former slaves.

>>213298479 (OP)
sorry kid your force juice wasn't high enough

>>213298669
And they each had a girlfriend with big boobies and a million dollars and a laser sword!

>>213298685
>But... but you swallowed it all, an unmarried white middle-aged man in a bathroom robe!

>>213298731
That lady who said 'They've gone up the ventilation shaft!'? She became an elected official of an island nation and abolished child labour as a part of her first term.

>>213298731
GIWTWM

HE CALLED MY MOM A MACLUNKY!

>Hey yea I know the Jedi are super powerful and stuff, but there’s no way we can afford buying your mom out of slavery Anakin, though cookies

>>213298827
Is this real? It sounds exactly like the kind of shit George would write.

>>213298479 (OP)
If you aint first, youre last

>>213300180
>Anakin we would save your mother but we have to follow the prime directive

>>213298498
this is from Dune you dummy

>>213298479 (OP)
>this boy saved my planet
>spend pocket change to free his mom? Fuck that

Why was Padme such a cold bitch and why didnt Anakin blame her in his mom's death too?

>>213300190
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZfUJwvzB6oQ&pp=ygUeZXBpc29kZSAxIGRlbGV0ZWQgc2NlbmUgR3JlZWRv

>>213298498
>a poo
lighten up, get better jeans

>>213298479 (OP)
i just realized anakin is a fat-face kid and they made him a fat-face kid because of how vader out of the suit was shown to be a roundy guy. it's supposed to look like that actor. but then in between, it's skinnybones broody mccrow

I'm going to go re-watch TPM just to make /tv/ seethe...

>>213302356
>To be a chubby child
>In a society that demands perfection.

>>213303622
best game ever

>>213300428
It's hard to groom a child when he still has a mother.

>>213298479 (OP)
Incapability of being happy for someone else makes you non-white.

>>213303747
the following sequence...

>>213298479 (OP)
>DO YOU THINK OF ME AT ALL
>IN YOUR BIG OL DEATHSTAR BALL
>DO YOU THINK ABOUT OL KITSTER
>IM SITTIN WAITIN FOR YOUR CALL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfJzXb6p7oo

>>213298479 (OP)
Should have been better at racing and had superpowers then, you greedy little shit.

>>213304503
>WE DON'T KNOW WHAT THEM LITTLE KIDS DID