It was a joke you fucking wierdo.

>>213298896 (OP)
>starslop
grow up

>>213298896 (OP)
Actually, no, it wasn't. Why don't you conjure up the stolen datatapes, lord Vader? If us, lowly mud people, are so insignificant next to the power of the force. Just pull the station schematics out of your hat. They're right there, right? Next to the rabbit?

>>213299155
Force is way more awesome than super megalasers. Emperor build two of them just because he could, not because they are important or anything!

Sith can’t bant

>>213299225
Palps was 'tarded and Thrawn would've been a far better Emperor.

>>213299260
[THIS ANON HAS BEEN CHOKED TO DEATH FOR TREASON]

>>213299260
> Palps was 'tarded and Thrawn would've been a far better Emperor.
Depending on what canon you believe, you’re not alone in thinking that. Even Tarkin and Motti were contemplating doing a coup against Sheev. Which begs the question.. did the people under him already hate him being the emperor or was it just greed and ego that was gonna manifest regardless of who was int charge?

>>213299260
But Force lightning!

Sith Lord! That's my name! You know why, acolyte? You piloted a Z-95 Headhunter to get here. I piloted an 80,000,000 credit R&D Tie-Advanced that's parked right outside. THAT'S my name! And your name is you're low on the midichlorian count. You can't play in the sith game, you can't choke them... then go home and tell your twilek sex slave your troubles. Because only one thing counts in this life: Get them to gasp on the breath which is asphyxiated. You hear me, you fucking jizz wailers? A-B-C. A... Always, B... Be, C... Choking. Always be choking. ALWAYS BE CHOKING! P-P-S-J Force Pull, Force Push, Force Speed, Force Jump. Push: Have I pushed you in the right direction? Pull: Are you pulled towards your goal? Speed: Are you going to learn fast? I know you are 'cause it's Choke or get your Sith pushed in. You choke or out the window and you hit the Coruscant pavement. Jump? Are you going to jump as high as the Emperor wants you to? Get out there! You've got the force sensitives coming in. You think they came in here to get out of the rain? A force sensitive doesn't walk into the temple lest he wants to learn. They're sitting out there waiting for you to show them the Dark side of the Force. Are you gonna show them? Are you Sith enough to choke them?

>>213299368
Palpatine does not believe in anything deeper than himself. It’s not hard to see why Tarkin and others would jump at the opportunity of stealing his position.

>>213298896 (OP)
>now go home and get your fucking Saber box

>"Yeah, just like your grade transcripts at the Imperial academy."

>>213300187
>and then the monk hadoukens him
Gets me every time

>>213298896 (OP)
If Tarkin let Vader kill Motti the Empire would've won the Battle of Yavin. Darth Vader was too disturbed by his lack of faith weakening the Darkside as a whole

>>213300561
Had they all listened to Tagge and sought to reallocate funding away from the Death Star now that it was complete back into the imperial navy, they could have ended the war even quicker.

>>213299654
>Put that bantha milk down

>>213299654
>Oh yeah I used to be a jedi, it's a tough racket

Just watched ESB, and Vader choking dudes did really become a running gag. Didn't really fit the tone of the movie, what were they thinking?

>>213300977
yeah no cap fr, it was plonked af

>>213300977
Checked.
A bad guy is supposed to do what? Bad guy stuff. And its intimidating that he could do it from anywhere on the ship with impunity.

>>213299654
>Your FORCE is weak!

>>213302145
Vader should be beyond such petty mustache-twirling evilry though.
Or at least they shouldn't just have let the dudes fall over with an exaggerated comedic gargling noise.