Thread 213299001 - /tv/ [Archived: 121 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/2/2025, 12:33:02 AM No.213299001
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This is unironically better than all of the John Wick movies. I really hope the sequel lives up to the expectations.
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 12:34:15 AM No.213299031
>>213299001 (OP)
It was good up until the last fourth of the movie. Then is became retarded and took me out of it.
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 12:35:07 AM No.213299053
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>>213299001 (OP)
>murders a bunch of guys in a bus for no reason
cool superhero
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 12:36:17 AM No.213299084
>>213299031
Same
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 12:36:49 AM No.213299099
>Fight 5 guys on a bus
>All tired and bruised
>Still fight

I can suspend my disbelief for only so long. All of them just would've went their separate ways after 10 mins into a long fight. Stupid movie and even dumber casting Saul Goodman as your main "every man"
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 12:38:29 AM No.213299148
>late 50s action hero
This is just elevated boomerslop that's barely better than direct-to-video geezer teasers
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 12:38:56 AM No.213299161
>>213299053
>for no reason
So you didn't actually watch the movie. Got it.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 12:50:13 AM No.213299495
>>213299001 (OP)
There is one cool scene.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 12:55:09 AM No.213299642
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>>213299148
Once you notice this, you vividly have an image of some overwheight boomer director in your head saying to himself "yeah that would've be me" while some roided out slowly moving grandpa demolishes hordes of young able-bodied men on the set
Not much better than the 50kg "headlocking you with my legs" womeme
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 1:17:10 AM No.213300260
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>>213299148
>>213299642
The guy on the left is the director, and the plot was inspired by a true story of Bob Odenkirk trapping some burglars in his basement.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 1:18:47 AM No.213300303
>>213299001 (OP)
I liked how trash the cgi was
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 1:19:35 AM No.213300318
>>213299001 (OP)
Dad?
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 1:21:14 AM No.213300371
>>213299001 (OP)
I clapped and shat when he said "Me? I'm Nobody"
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 1:22:42 AM No.213300410
>>213299001 (OP)
the bus fight is good, rest of the movie was breaking-bad tier slop
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 1:40:04 AM No.213300886
hon wick 4 is much better
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 1:53:00 AM No.213301302
>>213299001 (OP)
I thought this looked cool because I figured he was going to be some average literal nobody put in a situation, but then it just turned into Neeson slop where he's just a badly cast super secret tinker, tailor, soldier, and spy with a particular set of skillz.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 2:06:52 AM No.213301741
>>213299099
A manlet in his 40s couldn't fight 5 thugs in their prime no matter what sort of heckin black ops super agent he is so your disbelief should have shattered way before that.
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 2:07:31 AM No.213301764
>>213299001 (OP)
I just cannot buy old ass manlet Bob Odenkirk as a tough guy
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 2:10:46 AM No.213301857
>>213299001 (OP)
Why is better call saul in that movie?
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 2:14:15 AM No.213301950
>>213301741
They were all drunk.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 2:18:12 AM No.213302048
>>213299001 (OP)
He would be great as Max Payne as a older man but maybe that is just Nobody 2.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 2:23:55 AM No.213302169
>>213299001 (OP)
>This is unironically better than all of the John Wick movies.
Nah. The first john wick is genuinely top tier, its the sequels that lost me where it turns out that literally 05% of all human beings that exists are all apparently members of the same super secret underworld illuminati. But the first movie is just a top tier action revenge flick with great gunplay and practical stunts.
I really liked nobody, but it feels like Better Call Wick. Or maybe because I just started watching BCS when this movie came out. And I grew up watching Mr. Show, so my whole perception of the guy is all over the place.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 2:24:05 AM No.213302172
>>213299001 (OP)
Was this a comedy?
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 2:25:20 AM No.213302192
>>213299031
describing a movie as split into fourths flares my autism it's just wrong
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 2:26:07 AM No.213302208
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>>213299001 (OP)
>he was gay, Nobody?
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 2:37:03 AM No.213302473
>>213299053
It was a euphemism for lunchtime rowdies. Was it too subtle for you?
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 2:45:16 AM No.213302675
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>Sequel isn't titled Somebody
>Not even 90 minutes long