Yes friends, it's that time of the month again! The Last Drive-In is live tonight!
Joe Bob's message for this week

You do NOT want to miss OTHER THINGS CAN EAT YOU TOO NIGHT on #thelastdrivein this Friday at 9pm Eastern, with
Darcy and twin Creature Features.

So I guess this week's theme is men-eating monsters. What are you guesses for this week?

Show starts in about 20 minutes!

>>213302502 (OP)
I’d like to watch but I stopped subscribing to shudder.

https://angelthump.com/rhino36
Might show another movie if I'm not dead before the end of the show

Huge run of crappy movies. & Not in the good way

>>213302672
>Huge run of crappy movies. & Not in the good way
And yet, you make a beeline here.

>>213302725
I love Joe Bob

5 minutes, guys!

>>213302502 (OP)
>So I guess this week's theme is men-eating monsters. What are you guesses for this week?
"aquatic but not sharks", another hint straight from his fb mouth

>>213302502 (OP)
The theme this week is aquatic monsters that aren't sharks - pretty sure they're showing Orca, which is unfortunate

>>213302923
They already leaked one. Orca and Piranha would've been perfect

I still jerk off to Darcy in her Gatorbait costume sometimes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ch8MzYclx5I

redlettermedia should have joe and darcy on for a BOTW

>>213302956
what's it look like? i dont have pics

>>213303048

holy cleavage batman, jesus christ

>>213303073
her tits look bigger than usual

Darcy owes me nothing. She's her own soul & she's great

>>213303103
I genuinely like her. Even if her face is pretty bogged.

>>213303095
they look similar to >>213303070
it's the black suit that pops the cleavage

>>213303095
concur, i don't think it's just a much bigger v

>>213303118
Soul, son. Son, soul. She cool.

Sounds like Joe Bob just discovered online ordering

Darcy should do porn

>>213303043
Can't believe this hasn't happened yet

wtf is darcy wearing? i know the boobs are fake but even the cleavage looks fake here, like one of those plastic overlays transvestites use

>>213303179
>>213303043
Joe Bob has a standing warrant in the state of Wisconsin

>>213303168
seriously, this shit wouldn't have been topical even 15 years ago

thats not what breast are supposed to look like

>>213303188
She's probably wearing boob tape. and it's a wet suit.

Darcy's tits are so gross. I hate plastic bolt ones so much. What an insult to tits.

>>213303168
>>213303224
Boomer rants are part of the charm.

are these always a double feature or only sometimes

Gratuitous Darcy soul shots?

return of the breasts!

>>213303306
Depends on the year. This year, all double features but only the first Friday of the month.

Last year, I think it was, they did every two weeks, but only one. I'd prefer double features every Friday, but that ship has sailed.

DICK MILLER! JOE DANTE!
>>213303306
It's all double features this year, but it's only once a month for the entire year plus specials. Last year was 1 movie every Friday but for like 3 months in the summer.

>>213303308
Her feet aren't hot. Flinstone fat feet. Gross

How is darcy's foot game?

>>213303385
Pretty good. Ignore that clod above.

>>213303385
I have prettier feet

damn those are some sad titties

>>213303414
I worry about Darcy now. A bloating is occuring. Di a beet ees

She had one job...

>>213303481
RIP Darcy
Sydney Sweeney for the new mail girl

They start dumping out the pool, they wonder if they should without permission. A guy runs up and screams stop! They try to stop him shutting the pump off, then start fighting him straight up.

Then he crashes and they tie him up and plan to torture him to spill the beans.

Well, goodness.

DDarcy.

>>213303070
holy fucking sex

she's way hotter in her current bimbo form than she was in her porn career

>>213303944
Her big, fake tits look like the uncanny valley

Piranha? My parents let me watch this when I was 5. I loved Jacgues Coostow

>>213303985
Agreed. I can never unsee that beat up asshole

>>213303944
m-mommy!

did they fugged

Best Jaws rip off hands down. Completely forgot about the little stop motion lizard creature. Fuck tilapia.

mutilated monkey meat

I actually love Joe Bob. I'm glad

goddam that counselor can get it (from me)

>>213304195

That was the colonel from Dr. Strangelove. I recognize the voice in spite of the beard.

>>213304195
For me, its the opening chick who gets eaten. Or the skiptracer. Or the counselor. They made them different back then.

i need to marry darcy srsly...

>>213304249
fucking disgusting

Darcy’s best porn role?

so did joe bob and darcy ever...?

>>213303168
I mean its usually not that bad but you do get those special occasions where one of your packages makes a us or world tour
>order shirt from Jersey
>I'm in Alabama
>arrives in Tennessee then goes to Chicago
>hits LA then Ohio then LA then Tennessee
>makes it to Atlanta then back to Ohio
>texas, LA, ends up being sent to Japan then back to LA
>eventually makes it to Birmingham, sweet
>passes right by to Atlanta
>Tennessee then back to Birmingham
>finally makes it local
>not delivered for 3 days
>finally "delivered"
>takes an extra 2 weeks to find it as the guy that delivered it that day quit and chunked my shirt into the woods behind my mailbox.

>>213304351
Joe bob is a good christian boy, he doesn't do stuff like that

Based Joe Bob

Hot blonde butt shot nuce

Booze lakeside. My boy!

>>213304384
no way a guy who has been around indie horror convention hoes as long as joe bob is a 70 year old virgin

>>213304457
Y'all killed my boy?

Webms will take a while tonight. Sorry.

Roger Corman
F

>>213304505
He made Jack Nicholson.

the fuck was he gonna do for the kid???

the fish sound like sped up scooby doo running

was that adam scott movie a remake of this or just an unrelated movie with a similar idea

>>213304602
Piranhas? Here in Buxafucc County? It must be ai

>>213304602
ikr, he knows better than anyone else the danger, and his solution is to pull the boy off the canoe and swim through the water with him?

>>213304602
Sacrifice himself so the kid could live

>>213304638
Piranha 3D is a soft reboot. There was actually a sequel to this movie, and a made-for-TV movie remake in 1995. 3D has a sequel called 3DD

I’ve had a real rough week bros can someone post the mega link with all the episodes? Thanks

>>213304351
How do you think she got the job in the first place?

>>213304765
shudder.com

Even Hitler Had a Girlfriend was named "Best Drive-In Movie of the Year" by cult film critic Joe Bob Briggs

>>213304765
This most assuredly is ai

>>213304602
>>213304701
Wonder if that's where the stole it from for Dante's Peak with the grandma.

>>213304787
It doesn’t have all the episodes
Trust me I’m a shudder subscriber for since u born

>Paul Bartel
We need to watch Eating Raoul on The Last Drive-In. The main characters appear in Chopping Mall's beginning.

>>213303988
Big fake tits are based you slack jawed faggot. Sucking them will turn you into a sexual Tyranosaur.

>>213304787
I refused to subscribe to Shudder ever since I got an email from them holding the hat out for BLM in 2020. They'll never see a red cent of my money again because of that. Same for HBO Max.

#post the mega

She said it! piranya!

Fellating Joe Dante the season. The extravaganza!

>>213304819
no way, Darcy is one ugly motherfucker

Barbra Steele was fucking the crazy fish hermit

>>213304924
Too many people posted the mega and it got taken down. So some fuck ruined it for us all.

IT'S SUPERMAN!

>>213304977
I wish I knew how to do packet interception, but I'm too lazy and stupid to do it

>>213304819
only closeted homosexuals think this way. you don't have any appreciation for what makes a good pair of tits, you just assume "bigger=better" like a mindless retard

>>213302502 (OP)
I stopped watching this show a couple of years ago, but I kept on downloading them for purely completionist purposes. I haven't even bothered downloading them this season.

The movie selection has been dogshit, and Darcy has almost single-handedly ruined Joe Bob's comeback. I fucking hate that she's basically Joe Bob's co-host now.

I could understand if either she was hot, or if she was at least funny, but she's a bogged up blown out old whore with the personality of a tree stump. She's a charisma vacuum.

>>213304712
3DD isn't great but it has its moments
>cop whose legs got ate in the first movie somehow survived and it visiting the water park they're attacking to get over his new fear of the water
>GET ME MUH LEGS
>shotgun legs
>

>>213305045
Nice blog faggot. Link your collection

>>213305104
Nah.

it's that guy from gremlins

>>213305045
Amazing. Every word of that is wrong.

Is this some homework assignment for your trolling class? Another person who hates it and hasn't watched it in years makes a beeline for this thread.

>>213305045
Yeah, it's pretty sad what happened to the show, it was the best for the first couple of seasons, but now the shitty seasons outnumber the good ones. I wish we lived in a parallel reality where Darcy OD'd after the first season, was replaced by a hot 20 something, and the show was still good.

>>213305174
You suck, Darcy.

>>213305045
Like Darcy but at the same time she effectively ran off John Brennan and Yuki and the show has been crippled since.
Props to Brennan for sticking to his guns and Yuki for sticking with his bro.

>>213305045
Please tell me where to find
My fucking cat died and I just want to watch anthronophagus

Based Corman with possion breast distribution

>>213305199
I wish they could just clone Rusty. She would come out, look hot for the camera, occasionally get some decent zingers in, and then knew when to fuck off and get out of the way.

>>213305267
She still looked decent when she showed up for...something I'm forgetting. At least I think it was her.

>>213305242
I always hated Brennan when he showed up - thought he was obnoxious. Yuki was awesome, though

I love Dick

>>213305242
Context? I hadn't heard anything about that.

>>213305253
There was another forum where a guy had a massive archive of absolutely everything. Last Drive-In, every MonsterVision episode available, Joe Bob's Drive-In (the pre-MonsterVision TCM show), and even the movie commentaries that Joe Bob has done. Unfortunately, the guy eventually lost interest, and needed the space on his Mega, so he took it down

did lone star sponsor this movie?

>no counselor sex
what the FUCK

>>213305199
>>213305045

man i hated summer camps

>>213305409
>NOOOOOO, YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO CRITICIZE SOMETHING THAT YOU USED TO LOVE, AND EXPRESS DISPLEASURE WITH THE DIRECTION THAT IT'S TAKEN. JUST SHUT UP AND EAT THE SLOP.

>>213305334
>Unfortunately, the guy eventually lost interest, and needed the space on his Mega, so he took it down
He didn't take it down. It got taken down. And, understandably, he didn't want too start over again. It was hundreds and hundreds of GBs worth of content.

>>213305443
what good is it to do it here, you cunt?

damn they're munching away

Yeah, nibble those cute little tooshies

>>213305443
No, what's the point of your beating heart?

noooooo, not the hot brunette!

at least the hot one lived

>>213305334
I dont remember all of it was pretty much a mix of Darcy gaining more power behind the scenes on the show and passing off other peoples ideas as her own and Darcy retroactively claiming the Jamboree live events they do a couple times a year was entirely her and her camps idea and they were the ones bringing in all tue sponsors.
Brennan got pissed when he essentially was told by the sponsors he'd brought in with the 21, 22, and 23 jamborees that their was gonna be a 24 jamboree but Darcy brought em on this year. Darcy didn't even want Brennans music at the 25 jamboree.
>goes to Joe Bob to complain
>Joe Bob essentially said wait you did actually do something behind the scenes, Darcy said she did all that.

>>213305462
What are you, fucking retarded? If this was a Martin Scorsese thread and someone said they only like his early movies and not his new ones, would you through a bitch fit? People have different opinions than your own, live with it

>>213305616
But this isn't a general purpose Joe Bob thread. It's a thread for discussions of the movie in progress.

You came in while a Scorsese film was playing, and said he sucks now and his wife is ugly.

Answer the man's question:
>>213305462

>>213305600
Joe Bob knew what Darcy was doing, Brennan even called her out on not having anything to do with Joe Bob's return, which Joe bob plays along with now despite him stating different in 2018 when he made the promotion rounds for the marathon. I'm pretty sure Joe Bob goes along with it all because she's sucking the old man's dick, and you know good for him, I hope I'm getting younger pussy when I'm in my 70's

>>213305728
>because she's sucking the old man's dick
leave your weird power fantasies out of this, she absolutely isn't.

just bite them back

>>213305664
I've been commenting on the movie and I also pay for Shudder, you fucking mongoloid. Again, just because someone has a different opinion than you doesn't mean you have to act like a bitch and tell them to go away so you can have a safe space

>>213305833
So go bitch at them, not us.

>>213305833
Get lost. Leave chewing things up to the piranya

>>213305833
>I've been commenting on the movie
>>213305045
>I stopped watching this show a couple of years ago
so which is it?

interesting choice in movie to show given not too far from where this was filmed, all those girls at a summer camp drowned a month ago

Up next…crocodile?

>>213306054
Which is a better movie

>>213305902
Not the same poster. Believe it or not, there's more than one person who disagrees with you

>>213306052
This could have been filmed before that

>>213306068
No way, Crocodile is one of Hooper's weaker movies

>>213305910
>>213305927
>>213305955
>>213305978
>>213306018
STOP I'M GONNA HURL

what's movie 2 gonna be

>>213306018
Elvira porn parody

>darcy is a pitt mommy
shocking

>>213306197
crocodile. or alligator, i never remember which is which

>>213306054
>subtitles
FUCK

the lizard is walking through a miniature set, cute

>>213306093
Blatantly was, since his "I hate indirect package delivery" spiel kept having March dates in the manifest.

>>213302653
Thanks anon!

Did I just hear someone shitting on Thai cinema?

i'm just here for some asian tiddies at this point

>>213306533
I'm here for the whangdoodles

oh yeah, there was a tsunami in japan this week too.
that's 2 in 2 for this week lol

God bless the Taiwanese

This is the movie

>>213306614
This is from Thailand, not Taiwan

Were those people making the duck noises!?

>>213306593
this is thailand and it was a hurricane in the scene, a bit of a stretch

I'm a doctor, goddammit! If I don't treat those lady boys' gonorrhea, nobody will!

>>213306639
So what do you call Thailand people

>>213306661
it's a joke, mate, of course it's a stretch

>pattaya
i thought only white men looking for whores went there

>>213306687
Thai

>>213306690
Your "joke" was racist.

salt and pepper rub crocodile
>>213306687
thai

>Chaiyo
Enemy of every Ultraman fan

Something about this outfit...

>>213306737
>Something about this outfit...
Speaks to your lizard brain?

Thee women in this movie are unbelievably hot.

>>213306737
this is the final evolution

>>213306759
>>213306766
Is being attracted to green women so wrong?

>>213306762
main guy's wife needs some more eyebrow

>both women dead
>no boobs yet

>>213306762
>women
He doesn't know

They killed the women already? What about the breasts?

>>213306889
>>213306914
Are they really both dead? Should I go take a shit?

does this dogshit ever get good or can i just tune out

>>213306954
yeah, the one doc's fiance and the other doc's wife and young daughter are all dead

I hate English dubs of Asian movies

okay, this is the best Joe Bob segment this season

We're getting weird with it tonight

Is Joe Bob in the Epstein files?

joe bob seems like a /tv/ poster with this incest fixation

>>213307084
he's a baptist

...rosebud

>>213307084
I mean, it was kinda weird when he grabbed his topless daughter's butt

monke

i'm tapping out, this sucks ass

take a shot

>>213307166
I was fine with that. I mean at first it was "whoa" immediately followed by well it's the 70's it's thailand I don't know there culture, don't rush to judgement. Next scene is him giving a back massage to his again topless daughter on a boat. And then yea, this is fucked up.

She's so intelligent.

>>213307269
>I love you daddy
>I love you daddy
>I love you daddy

>>213307218
>tits so static there's never even a hint of movement
gay. revealing outfits are hot when the boobs move with the woman and you never know if you'll get a nipslip or not, not to mention all the interesting ways in which boobs can be squeezed to look sexy. but this is just boring. you'd think such a revealing outfit with such big tits would be titillating, but since you know for sure they'll never move or reveal anything more than what you can already see, it's gay.

I dont know I have a thing for bimbo tits
they're perfect to me

>>213307296
those things are so full of silicon that they're incapable of moving

>>213304765
i dont think it exists anymore

>>213307296
>>213307319
I assume they're taped.

>>213307341
She likely has pasties on but the non-movement is down to her fake tits.

>>213306420
BOOM
Act like you know!

ULTRAMAN MENTIONED

I thought Joe Bob was gone forever! What is this once a month shit?? Since when

what the heck

NOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN CROCODILLO

where did all of these white people come from

>>213307531
sex tourists

these miniatures are great lmao, finally the movie shows something interesting

have they shown any fanart? i didnt know where to send it to

another shot

>>213307491
>Since when
Since 6 months ago. There's 6 months left

>>213307556
darcy only picks one letter that praises her specifically per film

>>213307531
Jesus Christ brought them to earth

>>213307581
Holy shit ok. So first Friday every month I guess? Awesome. Any Halloween special this year?

>>213307598
i think you mean yakub

>giant underwater bear trap
this movie is so fucking stupid

This trap doesn't look like it would work on a regular crocodile.

>>213307619
They said there would be specials this year, but I dunno what dates

>>213307586
what a who-are. i guess its not that great anyway, but i did put some effort into it

>>213307665
FUCKING DOPE, anon.

>>213307665
pretty sick, should send it to them anyway

Did they dub those boys with girl's voices?

>clearly a river
>go underwater and there's a bunch of coral reefs

PENIS
but i haven't seen any of the promised boobs yet

They should've put one of these destruction scenes at like the 30 minute mark, would've helped with how much of a slog the first half was

Who here could sit on the couch and watch this movie the whole way through? It's so awful. How can this crap hold anyone's attention for more than 20 seconds

>>213307904
i only saw the piranha poster, what movie is on now?

>>213307904
i enjoy the segments with miniatures, but yeah that's been like five minutes total so far. mostly been extremely boring

>>213307941
Crocodile(1980)

>>213307904
A better question is why did anyone think this movie was worth buying the rights to and re-editing?

>drawing your map on saran wrap
????

Grim

>>213307570
What's the game? I missed that part.

>>213308002
This is the re-cut?!

>>213308041
Yeah, Joe Bob said this was the "improved" version made for the US

I think im sick of cheap horror movies

>>213308037
take a shot every time you almost fall asleep watching this

>>213308037
take a shot every time an ambulance drives to that same hospital. I think we're at 4 shots at this point

>>213308065
I'm gooning through this whole thing. I'm wide awake, buddy.

>>213302502 (OP)
Oh that trashy whore whore'd herself into a co-host spot and still hasn't been kicked off or run this show into the complete ground huh.
Looking for new mail girl

Where the fuck are the breasts!? Did he accidentally do drive in totals for the 1982 version instead?

>>213308116
i think they were supposed to be in that opening sequence with the hurricane

>>213307975
yeah that does look boring. thanks for the heads up, i'll skip that once the episode is up in circulation

>Not with three barrels he can't

what a random and completely pointless 5 minute scene. god this is ass

Something tells me they might need a bigger boat

I like how none of them will say a word to the reporter guy

>tossing the croc over a toy boat
kino

that guy getting sucked down the croc's throat was pretty sick

Do you think Joe Bob has a nice cock?

this has to be the longest a 90 minute movie has ever felt

>>213308636
Agree. Some of these scenes are unbearably long

>clearly showing the water is only like 4 feet deep
holy kek

Wait, did they all just die?

>random reporter suicide bombs the croc
>not the guy who had his wife, daughter, and best friend killed by the croc
baffling

>>213308690
shitty ending to a shitty movie

welp, see you fags next month

>>213308941
>oat milk boy
Maybe if his mom fed him real food... Well, when he becomes a man he can make his own decisions. Poor kid.

>>213308941
Why do people like this even watch exploitation movies? Doesn't make sense to me

>>213309057
why do people come to this website?

do you think you're better off alone?