>You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right. I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you, but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me. I'm not changing. I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.

Is there even a legit response to this?

>>213303971 (OP)
Yes.
>call him a retarded fat faggot and tell him to get out of your face.
or go with
>Real article? More like real piece of garbage and start laughing in his face.

>>213304016
Not legit responses

>None of that crap justifies how selfish you've been this entire time. You're right that I can think what I want about you, and I think you're a loser with an obviously dead wife. Enjoy Thanksgiving alone faggot.

>>213304016
You have to be 18 or older to post here.

>>213303971 (OP)
>I'm trying to give you cancer with my mind

>You think they earned the right to wave their nations flag but you are naive

>>213303971 (OP)
I remember quoting this almost word for word when i was 8 when i got into a fight with my older brother and i thought i was being slick. he realized what i was doing instantly lol

>>213303971 (OP)
>What you see is what you get.
And I don't like what I see. Goodbye Quirk Chungus.

>>213304405
Should have done the network film monologue instead.

>>213303971 (OP)
Shoot him

>>213304577
Murica

>>213303971 (OP)
I don't remember the context but it's the kind of thing that if someone is saying that, you step back and try to get the conversation back into a good place or apologize or whatever. Words really can be powerful.

>>213303971 (OP)
>what you see is what you get
The cope of every fatty. Disgusting.

>>213304016
cringe, fpwp

>>213303971 (OP)
>Your wife left you.

>>213304908
It's nice when anons aren't larping as psychopaths who wants to inflict further cruelty on someone

>>213303971 (OP)
I turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>213305483
But then you’d be walking right into his fat folds.

>>213305519
>THOSE ARENT PILLOWS

>Yeah well the jerk store called, they're running out of you!

>>213303971 (OP)
>another shane gillis thread
i mean yea he was funny but comedians get oversaturated with the internet

>>213303971 (OP)
>you're being a selfish prick
>the uncorroborated claim you make that some people "supposedly" like you doesn't mean I am required to put up with you
>you have no self-awareness or concept of what OTHER PEOPLE want or need
>you only think of yourself
>you live in a selfish little bubble and you get butthurt when anyone dares call you out on it
>you aren't "genuine", you're just self-assured for no justifiable reason
>an ACTUAL genuine person would be cogent and caring of other peoples' social-cues and needs/wants
>also your wife died on purpose because she couldn't fucking stand you.

>>213305603
>i mean yea
Shut the fuck up

>>213305662
im a reddit transplant and u cant stop me :D

>>213303971 (OP)
You are fat.

>>213303971 (OP)
I honestly turned that movie off at that point.
The forced sentimentality and attempted manipulation of that scene was infuriating. And the tonal clash between what was happening, and then him getting all emotional all of a sudden, was so awkward and poorly handled.

t. gen x who loves 80s movies but can't stand those SNL comedies.

>>213306867
This is an SNL comedy?

>>213306867
This is an SNL comedy?