I am a demon, ask me anything.

>>213306482 (OP)
Who got your pussy all reupholstered?

>>213306482 (OP)
Why won't my mom let me play PS4

>>213306482 (OP)
do you have dainty deer hooves and cool horns

>>213306529
my mom is your dad

>>213306530
she thinks that you are a fag

>>213306549
no

>>213306580
fuck off yes you do

>>213306597
prove it

got any movie recs?

>>213306618
The Good The Bad and the Ugly. Masterpiece.

What was it like getting btfo by the Archangel?

>>213306482 (OP)
Begone demon

>>213306692
I'll let you know when and if it ever happens (it won't)

>>213306611
you prove it

>>213306728
I already have

>>213306482 (OP)
how will you win again the kpop demon hunters?

>>213306482 (OP)
Who will win between Park and Taira?

>>213306753
it might be difficult, they are so fucking cute, like pippies

>>213306482 (OP)
How do I get you to demOFF

>>213306738
how

>>213306770
they all get eaten over and over

>>213306789
that's a good question, nobody has figured that out.

>>213306848
I'll be there to catch you , you don't need to fall that hard,

>>213306482 (OP)
How's the weather in Tel Aviv today?

>>213306951
It's mild.

>>213306580
alright then what do you have

>>213306989
depends on my mood, I am a shape shifter,

>>213307023
can you turn into a jacked up looking fox and yell CHAOS REIGNS

>>213307042
I would for you.

>>213307061
:)

>>213307093
https://youtu.be/0u8teXR8VE4

>>213306482 (OP)
can i have some butter?

>>213307154
no, you haven't earned it.,

>no alice in chains
>no whitre zombie
https://youtu.be/Nco_kh8xJDs
weak demon

>>213306753
People actually watch this corny ass bullshit? These are the lyrics?

>>213306482 (OP)
can you please kill me?

>>213307329
you have to kill yourself

>>213307346
;_;

>>213307361
become the abyss or nothingness where you came from

>>213307361
don't kill yourself retard, begin a new life of physical fitness and learn to love the pain of it.

>>213307440
two weeks of misery, it's always two fucking weeks.

>>213306482 (OP)
Why did the girl I fucked say shes was the devil?

>>213307533
she might have been, we are all over this world.

Emo thread?
https://youtu.be/AcN5ltm4BmQ

>>213307621
He is a demon

>>213307546
Yeah bible says satan and his angels were cast to earth.

>>213307643
you keep reading the bible then.

>>213307643
they left you behind, they lost the war. but we aren't going to leave you either.

all will be destroyed and reborn
https://youtu.be/fTqyUz_jSIo

>>213307664
>>213307720
May I please have the pleasure of knowing who I am speaking with.

>>213307813
Satan

>>213307866
Satan is just a title.

how's it going?

>>213308094
hiya babe we gonna fight?

>>213308119
don't see why we would

>>213308145
that's all that we do, this shit is boring.

>>213308170
maybe you should try doing nice things for people.

>>213308224
I'm a demon, dipshit. I eat you.

>>213308246
Just try being nice for a change.

>>213308277
impossible, this war will never end.