Does columbo ever get pussy? Columbo thread I guess

>>213308683 (OP)

He's married so I'd assume so.

>>213308683 (OP)
He talks about his wife all the fucking time.

>>213308683 (OP)
he owns a dog they never say if he owns a cat too but maybe

He mentions his wife frequently though I don't think we ever get to see her

In the cruise ship episode other characters affirm that they've met his wife so he isn't making her up, you just never see her.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mrs._Columbo

>character is married
>you literally never see his wife

>>213308767
She had her own show where you never saw Columbo.

>>213308786
>character is married
>you literally never see his wife

>>213308767
Or they’re just playing along as professional cruise ship employees trying to keep his secret.

Technically, there was the episode where he “rented” the apartment to ensnare the perpetrator in a lie and you could argue he’s actually single because of that but it seemed more like he was just furnishing a place as a tool for his case rather than as a place to live.

>>213308726
imagine how sweaty and stinky his balls are. would suck

>>213308770
Non-canon

>>213308874
>trying to keep his secret.

What are you implying?

https://youtu.be/IrBMEVBzh1E

>>213308683 (OP)
>just one more thing, I know, it's probably nothing but I couldn't help but noticing the the second shaving kit in your bathroom and after having spoken to your wife ans seeing her adam's apple I started to wonder...

>>213308683 (OP)
mrs columbo was a freak

>>213308765
There was a show called Mrs Columbo. The wife was played by Kate Mulgrew.

>>213308761
a cat is fine too

>>213309119
:(

>>213309015

>>213308726
>say, you ever hear about this thing called white boy summer?

The last episode was quite something (the one about the night club). The young actors really can't act, their speech cadence are off and their personalities are more boring than the old theatrical actors they usually have. Then there's old Columbo who constantly feels out of place in this new world full of young people and new technology he's not familiar with.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0y9PJrQ4Wg
I feel like there's a quiet message about the generational shift and how Columbo doesn't belong there anymore. It feels oddly nostalgic.
That said, even in this out of place episode there's an attempt to make it feel Columbo-like. I mean the way that everyone (including the murderer) even when they are angry, tries to keep to themselves instead of immediately jumping to calling others names and slurs. The generation changed, but the ideal of human dignity remained.

>>213310092
There was that same kind of vibe shift in the later Poirot books, he's this WW2 era guy living a kind of pathetic life in the 80s, a secondary character in his own stories. It's more bitter though, Christie made no secret about hating him by then

me running through the bo capital
can I run around after beating the final boss?

>>213310761
yes but wrong board anon

>>213308683 (OP)
Was Colombo named after Joe Colombo's son.

>>213308683 (OP)
Well he's not human, he's a an enigmatic entity so probably not.