This films 20th anniversary is coming up soon

>>213314012 (OP)
That would make him a 60yo virgin

>full head of hair
>positive attitude
>an abundance of energy
>physically fit
>well dressed
>focused and disciplined
He obviously practices SR. Rather than the bald fat pale coomer virgins of /tv/

>>213314012 (OP)
>3 years

>incels will flock to this thread to heal their broken minds

>less than one month till wizardry for me

Was really looking like I was going to avoid this
Nearly lost it last year to a drunk older woman but I pussied out

>>213314012 (OP)
Quite an anniversary. Maybe I'll finally watch it. I've been participating in these threads for years and never watched it.

>>213314012 (OP)
>Superbad
>Get Him to the Greek
>Pineapple Express
>Knocked Up
Whatever happened to the Judd Apatow universe? We don’t see bro-comedy kino anymore.

>>213314112
How can a man be such a fuckup to reach this state in the first place?

>>213314012 (OP)
What was the point of this story anyways? Sell all your shit you care about for a crumb of pussy from a literal grandma?

I'm literally THAT GUY now, except worse because I still live with my mom, don't have a job, etc. But I'm a pure virgin, so that's like an automatic ticket to heaven when I die, right?

i gotta be honest: i've had like 60 women in my life so far and about three dozen whores. and honestly: i wish i was a virgin

You know what other anniversary is also coming up? 37th anniversary of me being a virgin.

>>213315898
Happy birthday soon fren ^^

>>213315765
but why? Isnt sex the ultimate good?

>>213314012 (OP)
>Watched this 20 years ago thinking/laughing it would only be a matter of time before I lost mine
>I'm now only 2 years away from this being me
>Spent those 20 years posting here instead of going out and having fun

Honestly I just feel empty in life. Not to be one of those le wrong generation fags but I just hate the modern world. I hate modern dating, I hate smart phones, I hate the Internet (I understand the irony of this), I hate modern TV snd Films and games, I hate how everyone in my city is now a foreigner, I hate how all the woodlands have been demolished and turned into housing estates etc etc why couldn't I have gotten to live my 30s and 40s in the 1980s and 1990s. I just can't help but feel like I missed out in getting to live my life in a time that would have suited me as a person perfectly. But instead I get this era of pure slop.

>>213316356
I wish I was born in America in 1948.

>>213316263
banging drunk sluts is just not fulfilling bro. i know we live in a time where you can't get a homestead and a cow milking loving wife but all the sex beyond bragging was just pointless. and bragging is for women and niggers

>>213316327
Based.

>>213314012 (OP)
Thank god I DO NOT relate with this movie